Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
Author's Note: THIS IS A CRACK FIC. Semi-AU, in an universe where Kagome is somehow able to bring the internet to the Feudal Era, without breaking the space-time continuum... It can happen! I wrote this while thinking about how it's unfair that the only canon queer character in the series is Jakotsu, who's also a psychotic murderer, so I decided on the second-closest option: Sesshomaru as an asexual. Yep. That's why the only pairing I can see him with is Kagura, who is probably ace or bi, and they'd be more a badass, platonic couple who are only married and with kids for power purposes. Or something. Basically, this is a "no, Sesshomaru and Rin are NOT a romantic pairing!" fic. Sorry not sorry ^^" Enjoy!
Shipping
"Lord Sesshomaru, come here a second!"
"Rin, for the last time, I am not interested in your bizarre machine box-"
"But Lord Sesshomaru, people are saying you should be with me!"
The great dog demon finally turned his attention toward his young ward, who was staring at Kagome's new item she brought over, called a "com-puu-ter" or "lap-top." Rin had been particularly fascinated with the machine, and recently had started delving into an unseen world called "fanfiction." Sesshomaru chose to ignore that nonsense, as it meant nothing to him, nor had any advantages for him to be interested in. But he allowed his adopted daughter to indulge, as she was growing to be a young lady now and could choose whatever she wanted to do in her free time.
But today was the first time she said something that caught his attention. If only out of sheer confusion. He frowned.
"What nonsense do you speak of, Rin? You are with me right now, are you not?"
"No, Lord Sesshomaru," Rin explained patiently. She'd grown used to the demon's obliviousness with human-related topics. "It means that you should be married to me."
Sesshomaru blinked. His frown increased, but in puzzlement rather than wrath. Rin smothered a giggle, and explained further, "See, people write about couples, like Inuyasha and Kagome, and they sometimes write about couples they want to see get together. You and I are apparently one of the most popular ones of the list, Lord Sesshomaru."
"I do not know these people, so I care little of what they think. But I am concerned about what you think. Do you wish to be married to me, Rin?"
"Not particularly, Lord Sesshomaru. I only wish that you always are there for me."
"And so, I shall be. What absurd nonsense you find on that …. thing. I do not condone such frivolous activities as that pile of wishful thinking." And with that, the more bewildered than offended demon lord stood up and swept out of the room.
Rin smiled and continued scrolling through the website. Oh, little did these people realize how utterly disinterested Sesshomaru was in the idea of romance, let alone sex...