CHAPTER 21

After a few minutes of chasing Vector around the host returned to the stage and flopped down in her chair. "Phew," she gapsed. "I'm never doing that again." she looked up at her audiance and smiled nervously. "Okay we'll get back to the show."

The crowd cheered.

The host resituated herself in her chair and said. "Okay, some people have been asking me to interview Blaze-"

More cheers.

"Oh I will but not right now."

Some moans, boos, and thrown paint cans.

The host ducked behind her chair to avoid the flying junk. "I'll interview her in the next chapter. I promise." she said peeking over it and smiling nervously.

Cheers.

"Okay this time I'll interview..." the host thought a moment then said. "Doctor Eggman!"

Cheers.

"Okay, Eggy," the host said looking toward the guest lounge. "You can come out."

Dr. Ivo Eggman/Robotnick came out of the lounge and shouted. "Surrender to the Eggman Empire or die!" a can of beets hit him in the head. "Hey! Who threw that?" he demanded shaking his fist at the audiance.

A little kid stuck his tongue out at the mad scientists. "PFFFFFFT!"

"Oh you're asking for it, you little brat," Eggman shouted at him. "When I rule this planet children will be illegal!"

"Save the talk for the interview, Ivo!" The host called from her chair. "And quit bullying the audiances children!"

"All right," he said walking sulkily over to the sofa. He handed her the can as he sat down. "Here a little gift for you."

"For me oh how-" the host saw the lable. "Hey wait a minute! Beets!? I hate beets!" She shoved it back into his hands. "Ew! Take it back! Take it back!"

He took it back chuckling evilly.

"So um.. Eggman," the host said. "Is it true that you steal the Chaos Emeralds because you think they're shiny?"

"Shiny?" he said. "Oh no, I steal the Chaos Emeralds because I use them to power my new inventions. And because they're shiny." he added silently.

"Of course," the host said. "You do realize in the time it takes you to create all those robots you could have done something useful with your life."

"Yeah like what?"

"Like you could be a mall Santa," the host said, poking his belly. "You're fat enough."

"Hey!"

"I'm only speaking the trueth," the host told him. "Here's another thing that bugs me about you. When you build these new devices they all seem to have the power to destroy the world in some way."

"So?"

"You do realize if you used them to destroy the planet you won't have a planet to rule."

"I-" He thought a momnent. "You know, I never thought about that."

"Then when those evil creatures help you out like Shadow and the Iblis Trigger and Chaos thing, the things they offer you also have the power to destroy the world."

"So?"

"If you destroy the planet where will you set up your empire?"

Eggman said nothing. "You know," he said after a moment of thinking. "When you put it that way it makes so sense."

"Yep, so on a lighter note, did you kidnap Elise hoping to get laid?"

"I don't think that's any of your business."

"Ah hah! You did!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Why do you sleep in bologna?"
"Because I- Hey! I don't sleep in bologna!"

"You sure?" the host said holding her nose. "You sure smell like you do!"

"It's greese."

"From all the hamburgers you scarf down right?"

"No from all the robots I work on."

"Oh well... How come you always want to kill Sonic?"

"Because he's always foiling my plans."

"Well that about somes it up but you do realize sometimes he's standing right next to you. If you wanted to kill him you could grab him by the neck and choke the life out of him."

"I can't do that!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm always stuck in kids games!"

"Well trying to blow him up didn't look all that kid friendly! I mean that would set a bad example. What if other children thought they could blow up their enemies because you were able to?"

"Kids these days aren't as stupid as people think."

"Sure they aren't. So which one of your voices did you like better? Your new one or your old?"

"Well both voices kinda sound the same," Eggman replied. "Though my old one sounded more evil at times. I hate my new laugh."

"I hate it too and if you laugh like that now I'm going to hit you."

"I'll laugh when I wanna laugh."

"... dew... Why do they call you Eggman?"

"That's simple because I eat so much and got so fat my body took on the form of an egg."

"What kind of egg?"

"What do you mean?"

"If I crack you open what kind of egg would you be? Cadberry? Chocolate? Caramel? Or just plain normal. Or would you be full of candy?"

"What do I look like? An Easter egg?"

"Sorta you got the colors for it."

"Hey!"

"Naw, I'm just messin with ya!" the host said cackling as she noogies her knuckles against his face.

"Stop that!" he ordered.

"Why?"

"Because if you don't I'll eat your hand." he gave it a hungry look. "It would taste good with ketchup."

The host moved her hand away. "You just can't control yourself, can you?" she asked.

"Naw," he said getting up and starting to leave.

"Hey! Where are you going? I'm not done!"

"I'll be back," he told her. "I gotta get something done."

"Like what?"

He grinned evilly. "You'll see," then waved as he left the room. "Good luck with Blaze."

The host watched him go. "Crazy weirdo," she muttered.

A/N

Hey look I did something different. Eggman didn't go flying off the handle like the others did. Then again. He'll be back. So maybe he will for part two. We'll see I don't mind Eggman's new voice that much (since his old voice actor died and all) but I absolutely HATE his new laugh. "Woo who who!" I wanna kill it!.