Tabitha and Amanda Cipher-Pines
Dipper had never been in more pain in his life.
In the back of Bill's stuffy and dirty truck and the baby pushing though Dipper's thin stomach, the boy was on the verge of dying. Bill was screaming at Mabel and Pacifica to get directions to the hospital while Wendy was trying to sooth Dipper but nothing was working, he was in so much pain.
"Wheres the nearest hospital, Shooting Star?!" Bill kept screaming, wasting gas. "I'm getting directions now! Calm the fuck down!"
"Don't curse near the baby!" Pacifica cried as Dipper's breathing got more jagged. "Bill just fucking drive! We'll find a hospital somewhere!" Wendy yelled at the demon who muttered and began driving.
"How are you doing back there, Dipper?" Billasked sweetly as if his husband wasn't about to give birth. Dipper screamed in response, "FUCKING DRIVE!" Bill gulped and drove faster, streaming passed cars, and running a couple of red lights on the way. When they finally got to the hospital, Bill carried Dipper in bridal style as Wendy, Pacifica, and Mable yelled "OUT OF THE WAY, HE'S FUCKING PREGNANT!"
Dipper was practically choking Bill with his arms, crying in pain and screaming curse words back and forth. Nurses and colors rushed over to the poor screaming boy and put him in a wheel chair, rushing him through the halls. Bill followed, holding Dipper's hand.
Once they got to an empty room, the doctor stopped Bill and the girls from entering. "Only family members and spouses are allowed, " he said through his gruffly beard. Bill growled out, "I'm his fucking husband and theses are his cousins and sister. Now let us through." The doctor peered at them through his thin glasses, "I'm gonna need to see some identification." Dipper screamed in pain in the background, calling the demon's name. Bill growled again, his eyes turning red. He clenched his fist and slowly the doctor in front of him fall to the floor gasping and holding his stomach. The three girls behind him gawked in fear. "Let. Us. Through. Now."
The doctor gasped and began to cough up blood, waving his hand in surrender. Bill smirked and walked over him. The three girls looked wide eyed and the doctor. Wendy bent down to talk to him. "Hey man, um just walk it off alright? Go hone and get some rest." the doctor nodded and began to crawl away, muttering "I fucking hate my job..."
Bill held on the Dipper's hand as he screamed, hot tears falling from his eyes. BECUASE of his bow human body, Bill could feel Dipper's horribly shape nails digging into his skin and he began to wince as they suck dipper. "Fuck Pine Tree, my hand... Doc, what's going on back there?!" he yelled. The two other doctors sad they'd be right back with the scan and some medicine to put Dipper to sleep, but they were taking so long!
A woman with big, black glasses came out of the back door. "So sorry for the hold up sir, but it seems there's been a change in the scan.." she said, fixing her glasses to look at her clipboard.
Bill panicked, "What do you mean?! Is Pine Tree alright?!" "Oh yes, yes, Mr. Cipher-Pines is fine! But it seems as though you and your husband will be expecting more than you thought." Bill's eyes widened in fear.
"You See Mr. Cipher, your husband is expecting twins."
"TWINS?!" everyone yelled simotaniously and Dipper screamed in pain once more. "Indeed, " the small nurse replied just as another doctor came in with needles to calm Dipper down. "Ah, wonderful and right on time, too. Um, Mr. Cipher-pines? We're going to giving you two shots, one minimizes the pain and the other will put you to sleep while we take the children out. Did you get that?"
"I DONT FUCKING CARE, JUST GET THEM OUT PLEASE!" Dipper screamed back as the other nurse nodded and grabbed the needles. Bill stepped away slowly, still holding Dipper's hand as he got he shots. Bill looked at the man giving them to Dipper, "Don't get any fucking ideas." the man nodded, scared, as Dipper's eyes began to close.
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Dipper opened his eyes slowly. He groaned as he sat up looking around. He saw Bill holding a large, oval shaped blanket, looking down at it peacefully. Dipper gasped, "Bill.. is that...?" he couldnt even get the words out, he was choking up. Bill looked up smiling and walked over to the tired boy to show him their child.
And she was. A beautiful brunette with small horns at the tips of her head. She was sleeping and had her small hand wrapped around Bill's finger tightly. Dipper smiled as tears flew down his face. "Where's the other?" Bill thrusted his head towards Mable, who was on the right of Dipper, holding another baby.
Slowly, Mable gave her brother his child. Unlike the other, she had no horns, but she did have Bill's signature blonde hair. Her eyes were wide open and her invisible eyebrows were down. Dipper chuckled and whispered sweetly, "Hi there..." the baby in his arms made a noise and began drooling.
"What're they're names?" Wendy whispered as her and Pacifica gathered around the hospital bed with everyone else. Bill and Dipper smiled, as they had thought of so many names but only two spoke the most to them.
"Tabitha and Amanda."
THERE! ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY?! pls tell you are in the comments.
Guys, I'm having a contest. So basically, I want you guys to draw the twins (not Mable and Dipper) as teens and tell me which is which. I'm sure no one was expecting twins, Dipper wasn't either. So when you're done drawing, you're gonna chat with me on my main tumblr blog (mayprilflowers) and if you get it right I'll put it on my blog and make the announcement through here! Submissions are DuE JANUARY 20TH, 2017! NO LATER THAN THAT!
Hope you enjoyed this chapter, love you all 3333333!
