SesshoumaruXRin: Hi people! Sorry, once again I haven't updated in awhile, but here agos!

Disclaimter: The usual I-do-not-own-Inuyasha Disclaimeter.

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Hello, I'm not sure if you are still doing this... but in case you are, I am
gonna squeaze some advice from ya, if that's alright...

Ok, of course I have asked almost every person I know for advice... but a few
more people couldn't hurt, right?...

Anyway... I have liked this guy for four years now... we didn't talk much
last year, but ever since this past summer, I have been closer to him then
ever... I am the one he tells most secrets to besides his guy friends and I
am usually the one he comes to when he's depressed apparently I am one of the
only people that listens... Now this guy has serious emotional problems... he
has attempted suicide before, because he has still not gotten over his ex
girlfriend. They went out for atleast a year, and he is still in love with
her... I try to help him as much as I can to help him move on, but he still
hopes she would come back to him. And I don't have the heart to tell him that,
that will never happen and she is one of the main ones pushing me toward him.

Sango: Well, for the emotional issues he has, just be a good friend to him. Tell him he really is important and whether or not they got back together, life is full of other things. If he really is depressed, try taking him somewhere to get his mind off of it.

Kagome: Right! But not someplace that reminds him of his ex!

Now recently, he has been trying dating some of his close friends, but that
never works out, because things get too akward... And I am so affraid of
rejection, that I can't ever take that "plunge" into asking him out...
honestly, I have no idea what kind of advice I am looking for... I am just
very confused... everything is getting to be so confusing...
Although, I have tried so hard to stop liking him like I do... but it is just
too hard to just stop once you've liked someone for nearly four years...
Anyway... thanks for reading and helping if you can :

-Tessa

Sango: If you really have liked him that long, it'd be very hard to forget.

Kagome: If you really, truely like him, you should ask him out. But be warned--this goes without saying, he's dated some of his close friends to get his mind off of his ex (Which looks as though it hasn't helped) And none of them has worked out.

SesshoumaruXRin: The best thing would probably be to wait this out, try and get him to forget his ex and then take that plunge. It'll be less painful for the both of you. :) Good luck!

wow more of my retarded things showed up!IM SO HAPPY...now here a question
whose hotter the jonas brothers or inu?I VOTE THE JO BROS!...

Kagome: OH! I LOVE the Jo Bros too! Especially Nick!! I LOVE YOU NICK!!

Inuyasha: WTF!? What about me!?

Kagome: Uhh...errr...You can have Kevin?

Inuyasha: (vein pop)

now the rest have
to vote! time fore me to be evil(puts seshy's hir into to pigtail braids puts
inus hair into a bun and give miroku two tiny pigtails)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAchoughAHAHAHAHAA im not done!(puts them all in kitty
outfits and takes 10pics and puts it on the world wide web and national tv and
gives them to all ppl in feudal era) now Im done
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry i just always wanted to do that...dont kill
me (hides behind almighty powerfull autheress who can torture ppl)

Maximumgirl432

Sesshoumaru: (vein pop alongside Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: I seriously don't like this girl.

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama looks so pretty!

Sesshoumaru:...

Miroku: Hey, I think I like this hairstyle!

Yay! You updated SxR! glomps Question heres! Why hello thars Inu cast. What
would Inuyasha and his groupie do if the entire Korean Army invaded?

Kagome: (taken aback) Umm...I think I would go back to my time...

Inuyasha: What Ko-ree-ah?

Kagome: Oh jeez.

Miroku: Invite them over for tea!

And more
importantly, what would Miroku if he was approached by the leader of the
army...who happens to be a young beautiful woman? Armed with a machine gun
that can fired at 300 rounds per second?

Miroku: Oh! I would caress her--(glares from Sango) I would--wait whats a machine gun? I would use my wind tunnel on her ass!

lolwtf?

Anyways, see you until the next update!

Kim

PS: Kagome ist WIN! Sakura ain't got NOTHING on a bow and arrow wielding
schoolgirl who can BURN (BURN I TELL YOU) a bad villian who is uber-powerful!
HA! XP

Kagome: Yay! I WOULD BURN HER!

Sakura: Whaa--? I got awesome mad kung fu skills!

SesshoumaruXRin: Honestly, sorry people. I have no clue what she does. I don't watch Naruto.

Naruto: Well you SHOULD. We rock Cartoon Network!! YEAH BABY!

Inuyasha cast:...uhhhhh huh.

This is so funny!

I have a good question.

Sesshomaru,
When Rin gets older (hahaha) you'll like her, won't you? That'll be so funny.
But you know you will. Everyone knows that Rin will like you when she gets
older. You're just like that, ya know? First it was Kagura that liked you, and
soon it'll be Rin. So... when will you two get married? You'll give in, even
though she is 'just a human.' So she's gonna be queen, right? Have little
half-demon kids? Just like your father... hahah. Let me visit the puppies when
you do decide! I'll be happy to babysit.

Angel

Sesshoumaru: I do not mate with humans.

Rin: (sniff sniff) Were not gonna have babies Sesshy-sama? WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Sesshoumaru: Ahhh...errr...

Inuyasha: Eheheh. Sesshoumaru's a pervert. A lecherous creten. A-

Kagome: A pedofile.

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru is no such thing.

Inuyasha: Well, this Inuyasha thinks so.

Naraku: Well, this Naraku thinks Inuyasha is looking absolutely fabulous today, ne?

Inuyasha: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SICKO!

So a question . Kagome. will u answer this?. You love inuyasha(obviouse.)And
he loves you, so why are u always polite to koga.(he is hott. but come on.
inuyasha is way hotter.) And kagome if u HAD to choice between fluffy, koga,
or hojo. Who would it be?

Animegirl

Kagome: Ahh, err. Koga's very polite and nice to me, but he's just a friend. If I really had to choose...errr...ummm...

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama is mine!!

Kagome: Ehehe, t-t-t--hat wasn't on my m-m-m-m-ind!

Inuyasha: Then why are you stuttering?

Kagome: I uhh...can't choose! Hojo and Koga are equal friends to me!

Miroku: SO YOU'D TWO TIME THEM!?

Kagome: YES! I mean-- NO! Ahhh...

Eh, no problem! It's all working out fine... except for when the girl did
decide to break up with him and he sent a return e-mail called 'You, You,
Bastard(without the awesome unerspace, with sounds like underware!) And
thanks for all this awesome advice. It's really helping. And kikyou, they're
abusing him mentally and his brother abuses him physically. But now I'm
confused what to do because he's 'manipulating us', meaning my friend and I,
because he doesn't make me feel good about myself. He goes all suicidal if I
do better than him on a quiz, and it makes me feel bad and then I do 't want
to do my best, which I know is not right. And he was manipulating her when
they were going out because, well... you get the picture from before.

Kikyou: It sounds very difficult for him, which is why he acts that way, but sometimes, there's just nothing you can do. You can tell him to go to the authorities, but chances are, he'll just blow you off. It's better just to stay away from him, unless he's really that important to you.

Kagome: If he really harasses you badly, then you should tell someone. Don't listen to what he says, because he's only taking his problems out on you. You shouldn't care what people think about you, but I think all teenage girls know that's nearly impossible.

Sango: You should feel good about yourself. Really, what does he know?

And
also, Kagome wins hands down. Even tough I like the name Sakura better...
that's my InuYasha character's name! And also, Shippo-chan, what's the first
thing you do if you had 10 yen and were in the modern era?

Kagome: Wooohooo! The score is 2 to--Oh! Whats that? ZERO!

Shippo: I would buy that spinning sucker thingy...

And finally, I
shall warble my made up lyrics to the tune of 'I saw mommy kissing santa
claus' in miroku and sango's childs point of view(the real question is, which
one?) Ahem... I saw daddy kissing some woman/ underneath some weird old tree
last night/ He didn't see me creep/ from out hut to have a peek/ he thought
that I was in Kagome's hut all fast asleep/ then I saw something that
horrified me/ Dear I think I might be scared for life/ I'm scarred to know
what'll happen/ when mommy finds out I've seen/ daddy kissing some woman that
night! YEAH! YAY PATRIOTS! WOOT!
shipporinKIMS11

Sango: Miroku...THAT BETTER NOT BE TRUE! (Beats Miroku up)

SesshoumaruXRin: Haha, I love that song!

I don't think that Kagome and Sakura would fight in the first place... But
if they did, Kagome would probably lose unless she was on high ground or
managed to stay a good distance away.

Kagome! Favorite video game! Now!

I challenge you to a Pokemon battle! Go Charmander!

Kyoumi

Sakura: FINALLY! One for me!

Kagome: Ahh! Errr...GO PIKACHU!

Inuyasha: You don't have a "Pikachu".

Kagome: (Sigh)

OO gasp she answered it again. draws up picture of herself in authoresses
shoes. picture is of someone passed out under a pile of questions

SesshoumaruXRin: You are very close...:P

i think
sesshomaru would win against a ghost because although he can't touch him, he
can always cut him with tenseiga, right?
to Lord Sesshomaru, i can't believe i didn't think of this sooner waht did
you think of inuyashas mother Izayoi? and don't be rude or else i'll hafta
hurt you!

Sesshoumaru: She was of any other human woman. Weak, all she had were looks to her.

Inuyasha: ARE YOU HITTING ON MY MOM!?

Sesshoumaru: Shut up.
To Kagome, have you ever played DDR with inuyasha? falls off chair while
laughing just thinking about it

Kagome: That sounds like fun! (Authoress grabs a random DDR out of a little kids hands and everyone plays it.)

SesshoumaruXRin: Party at my house! DDR kickoff!
To Sango, have u ever dressed up kirara in any outfits? c'mon admit it. shes
so friggin cute that you just hafta imagine her in a little red riding hood
cape -

SesshoumaruXRin: AWWWWWWWWWW!! That would be so cute!

Sango: That would be cute, but I'm not sure if Kirara would like that...

Kirara: Raaaaawwwrrrr! (As we put it on her)
To Miroku, where did you get your beads from? Gasparilla? New Years? Or Mardi
Gras? :P

Miroku: Actually it's a new holiday. It's called Girls-Party-At-Mirokus!

Sango: That party will be dead.

Kagome: Literally.
To Inuyasha, what do you think about puppies in pet stores? XD

Inuyasha: IT'S SAD WHAT YOU HUMANS DO TO THEM!
To Bankotsu, glomps YOU'RE SO COOL! would do that to Lord Sesshomaru but
he'd severely kill me and with bankotsu i, at least, have a chance at
surviving for a couple of seconds hey now that you're back from the dead,
again, what're you gonna do now?... wait... how did you come back? OO'

Bankotsu: I'm back because...I have fallen in love.

Kagome: Really!? Awww...how sweet! The girl must be so lucky!

Bankotsu: Yes, she is now. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU KAGOME!

Kagome: WAIT WHAT!?
To Suikotsu, if you're there, smacks his head like in those V8 commercials
REMAIN A DOCTOR! YOU KILL CHILDREN FOR PETE SAKES!
as for the other band of 7, i can't think of any questions for now except, is
jakotsu truly a guy? seriously, hes on par with naraku, its really creepy.
--''

Suikotsu: Ow...

Jakotsu: YES I AM.
to kikyo, no i'm not gonna yell this time. when do you think it all went
wrong? book 6 or book 7?

Kikyou: (Gets annoyed at the authoress' hysertic laughter)
to kirara, in case sango lies, sorry sango but i must know! did she ever
dress you up? -

Kirara: Meow mow mew meow meow mow. (Translation: She'd dress me up and take me to parties full of hot guys)

Miroku: WHAT!? And your always pestering me!

Sango: KIRARA!
to shippo, aww you're so cute! hugs and pets his fluffy tail!
well thnk u all 4 answering! leaves a bunch of food for everyone, enough to
fill a buffet, as well as a kitten with a pink ribbon around its neck 4
authoress i would type a bit more but its kinda cold, my window is open and
my fingers r stiff.
sankyuu and bye waves
SaiWarrior

Inuyasha cast: (Is in front of a huge buffet) FOOD! (They blink and the buffet is gone) WHAT!?

SesshoumaruXRin: Did I ever tell you guys of my amazing eating abilities?

Inuyasha: You fat pig! (Gets beat up severly, with his life only one hit away)

You're awesome, first of all. For the question who would win between Kagome
and Sakura from Naruto, I'll say it depends on if it's a close range battle or
not. If Kagome can pin her somewhere with an arrow before Sakura reachs her
she wins, but if not...Sakura has amazing strength and a fist who could pummel
her into the ground any day. Oh, and Sesshoumaru-sama? Why didn't you tell the
authoress that your Tenseiga could eat up any ghost or spiritual being of any
kind? Rin should know, too!

I'm Nova

SesshoumaruXRin: Yeah, why didn't you tell me that!?

Sesshoumaru:...

Inuyasha: (Whispers) Honestly, I don't feel bad for her, she doesn't even remember what Nova's talking about.

SesshoumaruXRin: I HEARD THAT!

Inuyasha: Well, maybe if you UPDATED more often...(Waits for pain)

SesshoumaruXRin: Ehehehhe! I'm not going to hurt you! (Dresses him up in a big frilly dress with make up and lots and lots and LOTS of lace)

Inuyasha:...

Hey SesshoumaruXRin,

I know I havn't said anything for a bit but yeah. I was joking about
sleeping with Ban and Jak. I have acne and blonde hair and green eyes. Some
evil guys in my school have called me a dumb blonde :'(

Kagome: Don't listen to those stupid guys!

SesshoumaruXRin: I have acne too!

Inuyasha: Yeah, the guys in her school tease her endlessly. AHAHAH. (Gets hit)

SesshoumaruXRin: But I don't listen to them, all they care about is social status.

See I have a problem. I don't eat enough and sometimes I forget to

take my meds :'( I also am depressed more than people know. Sigh. Having
Epilepsy sucks!

Kagome: Keep a calendar handy and make a habit of checking off the times when you take you medication.

Sango: And eat a lot more! If you have trouble stomaching it, try eating a little bit at a time, but eat at more times in a day.

Inuyasha: If only our authoress did that. She eats so much I'm suprised she's not a sumo! (gets hit)

SesshoumaruXRin: I'm a growing girl!

Anyway no one cares so doesn't really matter so I'll begin asking
questions

InuYasha, Kouga why do you never at least give Kagome a chance to protect
herself for once, I mean don't you trust her?

Inuyasha:pfft.

InuYasha what would you do if I slipped and told Jakotsu when you turn
mortal

Inuyasha: I'd kill you.

InuYasha when Naraku insulted Bankotsu when you were talking in Mount
Hakurei, why did you defend him and get angry at Naraku for insulting
Bankotsu.

I thought you hated the Band of Seven especially Jakotsu

Inuyasha: I do! But Naraku's stupid.

Kagome after meeting Jakotsu did you become homophobic and after meeting
Suikotsu did you become scared of all people with split personalities?

Kagome: Ummm no. Besides, Inuyasha has a split personality.

Also explain why or why not

Miroku who do you like better Kikyo or Kagome? Just curious

Miroku: Kagome. She's a lot NICER and more SOCIAL.

Naraku when you revived the Band of Seven did you trust Bankotsu to do what
you asked?

Naraku: I don't know. I just thought he was soooo handsome!

SesshoumaruXRin Rate each with percent on their cutness out of 100, Bankotsu,
Jakotsu, Suikotsu, Sesshomaru, Sasuke, Inu Taishou

My order for favorite Shichinintai to least favorite is Jakotsu, Bankotsu,
Ginkotsu, Suikotsu, Mukotsu, Kyokotsu and last obviously is aweful Renkotsu

The only good thing that Renkotsu has done is help Ginkotsu

So yeah also Ginkotsu I'm not joking when I said I think your cool

cause you are

Anyway see ya

LacusXKira forever...

SesshoumaruXRin: Sorry, I had shorten your reply...It was deathly long! Anyways, Bankotsu 70, Jakotsu 50, Suikotsu 40, Sesshoumaru 100, Sasuke 80, Inu Taisho 100. Make Sesshoumaru Infinity

More problems! Word got out to his brother(HATE HIM!)that I like Patrick. Now
Gean(Brothers REAL name) told Patrick!Wat will I do?!-go's into hysarics
as angry readers come to take me away--runs so can ask another question-

Kagome: Oh, my. What a stupid brother. Well, how is Patrick reacting to this?

Oh yea! I almost forgot!-Grabs big net-Miss Authoress we need to take the
boys to counsiling and then to -whispers to authoress- get nutered.-with
special ears boys hear and covers lower region-NO!

gracelalia

SesshoumaruXRin: Heheheheh! Sounds fine with me! Except Sesshoumaru-sama!

Sesshoumaru: I owe you my gratitude.

OMG. I have such a huge problem...about crushes. I like this guy who I've
"known" for a year. I put that in quotes because well...every other weekend
after I sometimes chill with him, he forgets who I am. I am like in LOVEE but
i hate it because he can't even remember me! Is there anyway I can get him to
notice me more, I mean he and I are so much alike. Or is there a way for me to
stop liking him? PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION I'm begging you...

sesshomaru121

Kagome: Sounds like a case of IDIOT.

Sango: Well, first things first, don't try to change anything about you. Be who you are and just speak up a little bit more.

SesshomaruXRin: And if he forgets who you are, try being a little FEISTY. Make him remember, and if he STILL doesn't remember you, forget about him. He's not worth it if he can hardly remember your name.

Sango: Feisty?

SesshoumaruXRin: Yeah, you know! Raise you voice at him and be like, "What you STILL don't remember me!?" Err, I don't know.

Miroku: Our authoress is a very outgoing person, but to guys she doesn't know very well, she can get suuuuper shy.

SesshoumaruXRin: DO NOT!

Hi! Um, okay... So I've been sick alot, and it's always in the morning. I
found out what it is now.

Anyway, four girls in my class started a rumor that it was morning sickness,
and I was pregnant. No one believes me that I'm not... What should I do?

Kassi Cullen

SesshoumaruXRin: What bitches.

Kagome: Authoress! Language!

SesshoumaruXRin: Hehehe.

Sango: Well, first of all, don't let it affect you. If you get angry, it only makes them laugh. Try to ignore it and within time, they will realize your not.

SesshoumaruXRin: And if it's too unbearable, get back at them. Say, "Haha, yeah right. Pregnant. Whatever, i'm not you."

Inuyasha: YEAH!

Kagome: Well...if that's really neccessary...

Dear, uh anyone who cares to answer or just Kikyo, InuYasha and Kagome. Well
those three HAVE to answer.

Okai, I have two problems.

1. Everytime I chew out my best friend she hangs up on me and it's REALLY
annoying. What can I say to make her stop?

Kikyou: Talk to her in person. And if you can't, then well, try over the internet. Send her a long email telling her things. That way, she can't interrupt you, and you can get all that you want to say out.

2. Okay, I like this kid who is my best friend's boyfriend. See at a dance he
asked me to ask her to be his girlfriend and I did. But lately him and I have
been spending time together. What should I do?

Sapphire

Inuyasha: Pfft. How should I know?

Kagome: Well, is this guy worth it? Don't do anything until the break up and then, ask your friend (about a week or two later) How she would feel about this.

OoOoOoOo

SesshoumaruXRin: Okay, so this is the 21st chapter. I have a question for you all, I feel that lately it hasn't been very funny, so to make it more funny I feel I would have to make the charaters OOC. Like have Naraku gay (Which is righ now but whatever) and have Sesshoumaru have "emotions" Hahaha. So, what would be better, having the characters in character or OOC?