I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. I ONLY OWN MY OCS AND THE NEW PLOT I PUT THEM IN.

A/N: Big thank you to everyone who followed, favorited, and reviewed. You rock! WARNING: There will be detailed lemons in this story! Oh, and some cussing. This might seem like a crackfic at times, but I promise to keep it on a plot that makes sense. I have no beta so if I mess up any grammar, my bad. I recheck it all the time, so if I miss it right when I put it up I will most likely fix it the next day or so. If you notice a major mistake, feel free to NICELY let me know, thank you. A bit of everyone bashing to start off with but it doesn't last, I swear. I'm sorry if anyone else seems a bit OOC but hopefully it will be explained in the story. Sillygabby: Thank you so much and yes the twins will bond with the Weasley twins though they aren't their love interests. Though I'm debating who to put the kids with 'cause I'm not really a Harry/Ginny or Hermione/Ron fan. There will be plenty of pranks in the HP one though, since the marauders will be playing a big part. So, for this chapter…I'm tired of book one so I'm speeding up to get this show on the road, sorry if that bugs you. I thought this chapter was going to be longer and then when I was writing I was like, I have to stop here...it feels right. Enjoy.

Chapter 21: Oh, hell no! (Part 2)

"We'll leave you be" Billy said sadly holding up his hand to silence Old Quil and Harry.

Jacob sighed. "I didn't say you wouldn't be in our lives any more Dad", he said kindly. Billy looked at his son with a hopeful expression that soon turned conflicted when he continued speaking.

"But you have to understand that the Cullens are a part of our lives now. Eva is my life…and that's never going to change."

Billy didn't know what to say, though he was happy that Old Quil kept his mouth shut for once.

"Think on it Mr. Black" Eva said shocking him. He had always let the twins call him by his first name, to hear her speak to him so formally actually sent a pang through his chest.

Now his son was a leader and friends with vampires. Mated to a vampire Eva who Billy remembers babysitting with a shape shifter Ava, who was mated to the youngest looking vampire.

Everything was so confusing and nothing was as it was supposed to be.

Everything he had ever been taught was now on its head. Vampires apparently weren't just naturally evil. He couldn't live in denial about his ancestry anymore. Being a shifter didn't automatically make you a good person who could do no wrong. Not to mention it seemed that most of their theories on imprints were wrong.

But on a deeper level, Billy was afraid that he was losing his son.

No, not to a girl or even the vampires, but because of his and the other council members own prejudices.

Billy didn't want to lose Jacob, he couldn't bare it.

He didn't even want to lose the twins, but losing Jacob would kill him. So much like his mother that boy.

Kind and open minded…and his smile. Her smile.

"Of course and son…why don't you bring Eva over for dinner some time." He smiled when Jacob beamed at him, completely ignoring the two protesting men on either side of him.

There were some perks of being Chief after all. Having final say was one of them.

"Sure thing Dad, love you" Jacob beamed again while Eva fidgeted in excitement.

Maybe there was hope for these old men after all.

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Bella paced back and forth as she waited for the twins to get home.

She had to apologize, she had tried calling but they never picked up. Ava's went straight to voicemail.

Embry kept trying to reassure her that they were simply busy and just needed time to calm down. He said they wouldn't stay mad at her, that now they'd be closer then ever.

She really hoped that he was right.

Bella heard familiar laughter from outside leading to the front door.

'Calm down, calm down' she chanted in her head as she tried to shake off her nerves. Her closed eyes prevented her from noticing the twins opening the door and watching her odd little dance with raised brows and amused smirks.

"And I thought we were bad dancers" Ava joked.

"You mean you're a bad dancer. Don't try to lump me with your uncoordinated ways." Eva corrected.

Bella's eyes shot open and she let out an odd sort of gargled squeak.

"Hey I could dance…if I wanted too" the purple teen tried to defend herself.

"Oh yes" Eva's smirk widened. "I seem to remember a certain incident in middle school when we had dance lessons and –".

"A-and your partner ended up with a broken leg" Bella said with a tentative smile. They were joking and smiling around her, that was a good sign, right?

Ava groaned and Eva laughed. "It wasn't my fault" Ava whined and the other two shot her doubtful looks. "They said swing your partner, what was I supposed to do!?" she pouted.

Bella and Eva shared a look, neither being able to keep down the laughter that threatened to bubble out from their throats.

Ava couldn't hold the affronted look on her face for long before she joined them. She was a little surprised when Bella rushed her and tried to squeeze her to death.

"I am so sorry Ava" she cried as her giggles became tears.

She just couldn't hold her emotions at bay any longer.

"Aw Bella -Bean" Ava cooed. She stared at Eva who was trying not to laugh at her sister's slightly freaked out expression.

She didn't know what to do with a crying girl.

Ava had been very hurt by her cousin's words but she had calmed down since then. Eva and Edward had helped her feel better but it was actually Jacob that had cleared everything up for her.

They had been running around in the forest getting acquainted with their wild sides.

Jacob wanted her to be his second in command. She had thought he'd pick Sam due to his experience, but he had said he needed someone he could trust one hundred percent, someone he could trust with not only his life but the lives of all of his loved ones.

He said that person was his new sister.

She was touched.

'What are you going to do about Bella?' he asked as they jogged.

The giant wolf sighed, she had been avoiding thinking about it.

'I don't know' she told him honestly. 'On one hand I'm hurt, obviously. On the other hand a part of me feels guilty'.

'Guilty?' he asked curiously.

'Like it brought it on myself you know? Like if I helped her more or tried to cover it better or-or just never came here-'.

'NO' she was cut off by the distraught alpha.

'Think of all of the good you've done, for all of us. Bella's actions are on no one but herself. Sure the people around us shape us in one way or another but at the end of the day, our actions come down to no one but ourselves.'

Her eyes widened and he calmed himself.

'That being said' he continued as they walked at a slower pace. 'I'm sure she's upset with herself. From what we know about her childhood, she had to be the adult. She's also a lot like Charlie, so she's used to just bottling her emotions up. As messed up as this sounds…you two are her safe space and she unloaded. You were the only real outlet she has.'

Ava paused as that rolled around in her head.

'That doesn't excuse her though' he added hastily, he didn't want her thinking he thought Bella was right.

She gave a toothy smile, which brought attention to her lip ring.

The twins were very happy that those stayed.

'Thanks man' she thought playfully bumping his shoulder.

"I can't stay mad at you" Ava said and Bella pulled back enough to look at her with big watery doe eyes.

"Really?" she asked hopefully.

"Really really" Ava sighed with a half smile.

"Aw" Eva giggled before tackling them into a group hug. Bella was a little shocked that they flew across the floor.

Seems things were really REALLY different.

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The twins were over at the Cullens when suddenly Alice got a vision and Edward growled crouching over Ava.

"What is it?" Carlisle asked.

Alice gulped and blinked as she came back to herself. "Thunder storm" she whispered.

"Alright" Emmett said excitedly until he noticed the others nervous faces. "What? You guys usually love baseball. What- oh" he finished as realization set in.

THAT thunder storm.

"Well shit" he muttered.

"When?" Rose asked from her spot on the couch.

"In two days, they'll be there".

"Good" the twins said and the others looked at them shocked.

"Eva" Jacob said putting an arm around her shoulder. "How is that good? That's like the opposite of good, which is BAD!"

The girls rolled their eyes at everyone. "Um hello" Eva said looking at them like it was obvious.

"This is what we wanted remember?" Ava said as they continued in a back and forth pattern.

"To get them when they least expect it. It's not planned if the pack 'just so happens' to be patrolling close enough to hear, but not enough to smell."

"Actually, when Daniela gets back from her date with Leah we should ask about making something to cover up the smell".

"At least for a short while, that could work."

"And then we get them!" They finished with big smiles.

"I don't want you in danger" Edward said softly and Ava smiled. At the beginning of the year he would have been demanding she not go or making some elaborate plan to stop her. Luckily, Edward didn't try to do that.

"I know Sugar, but this is our chance to end it fast and easy. None of those innocent people will get hurt and turned" she told him laying her head on his knee and sending him her puppy dog eyes.

"Fine" he huffed kissing her forehead.

"Yeah, fine" Jacob said though he hadn't voiced his objections, they knew they were there.

"So it will finally be over?" Esme asked looking between them and the twins shared a look.

"We hope so".

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Jasper nodded to each wolf as they ran off on opposite directions.

Today was the day.

The day they'd come face to face with the nomads for the first time and take them out. No if, ands, or buts. Though they weren't sure about the dark skinned male. Eva and Ava said that he proved to be a problem later, but would that still happen this time?

No one was smiling, which was understandable though odd seeing as at least one person was always smiling around here.

But not today.

"Is everyone ready?" he asked in a no nonsense tone of voice. He was going to kill James, the vampire who thought he could make his Alice into a sport. Even just thinking about it made him growl.

"Ready" the twins said and he nodded turning to his car as the others followed suit.

Quickly they drove out as far as they could and ran the rest of the way. They split up into two teams. Edward, Ava, Alice, and Emmett on one with Eva, Rose, Jasper, and Carlisle on the other as Esme refereed.

Jacob was, of course, leading the wolves.

Eva left her cap on facing forward while Ava smirked and turned it backwards, making some of the others chuckle at the paw print sewn on it.

Everyone shared another glance before getting in to position, ready to start acting like it was just a nice normal vampire game of ball.

Edward tried to relax his shoulders and picked up his bat. He exhaled, "Let's play."

It was fun, the twins decided, playing sports when you were no longer human. It really did sound like thunder when they hit the ball, which actually hurt Ava and Eva's newly sensitive ears the first few times.

"Alice, you should let Edward pitch" Emmett smirked and Edward shot him a death glare.

"Don't you dare-".

"Why?" their pixie sister cut off Edward's threat.

"He's got a hundred years working that hand out" Emmett said before bursting out laughing. Eva tried to whistle innocently since she was the one who had told him about the funny picture saying that. Ah, masturbation jokes.

"WHAT?!" Edward shouted looking at her in surprise. 'Good God' he thought embarrassed, how many of these 'gifs' were about his sexuality!?

"You'd work it out two if yours was that big" Ava snarked at Emmett who's mouth dropped open in shock. All of their mouths, besides Edward's, who was face palming, and Eva's dropped. She had just basically told them that she had in fact seen Edward naked and erect.

They had teased them about it but never thought it was a possibility...just how far had they gone?

"Yeah, I said it" she stated unapologetically.

"Dear God" Edward mumbled before throwing a ball that smacked Emmett on the forehead. It broke the ball in half.

"Hey!"

"Boys" Esme called and they settled down. All of the girls giggled while Jasper chuckled and Carlisle attempted to hide his amusement with a cough.

It was another thirty minutes before Alice stopped and her and Edward watched the vision of the three nomads showing up, but something happened. It looked like Laurent got into an argument with the other two and didn't want to fight.

That was fine, it was really Victoria and James they wanted.

Sure enough, who should emerge from the bushes but the three in question.

"What do we have here?" Laurent asked curiously before both he and Edward froze. He recognized their scents off of the wolves. Unfortunately, it was too late to warn James and Victoria.

"Can we help you" Carlisle stalled. Victoria began to fidget, she went to grab James' arm but he pushed her off, he wasn't even looking at her. She followed his gaze and hissed. He was checking out the twins.

"You brought a snack" James smiled as he licked his lip eyeing the beautiful girls before Eva's eyes turned gold and Ava growled.

"Not likely" Eva spat.

The nomads stared surprised, these weren't humans. Obviously the pink one was a talented vampire but they weren't too sure about the other, she smelled...different.

Suddenly Victoria's hackles rose and she hissed spinning around to find their path blocked by the wolf back. For some reason they hadn't even smelt them, if it wasn't for the heartbeats they might not have known they were there. James never took his eyes off the twins, not even when Edward stood in front of them. He smirked, so the vampire was mated to the purple one, at least that's what his stance said.

For a minute no one spoke before finally a very nervous Laurent broke the silence. "Are these friends of yours?" he asked, hoping beyond hope that the answer was no.

"They're part of our pack" Ava smiled and that's when her scent clicked for the nomads. She was also a wolf.

"Can we play" James asked still checking the twins out, he let out a chuckle when one of the wolves growled and moved towards the vampire twin. "How touching".

There was another, very angry growl, that did capture his attention. He turned and his brows raised when he noticed the only victim to ever get away from him. He almost smiled before he saw her scarred up mate. This was obviously a very powerful opponent.

It was then that the three of them realized just how surrounded they were. It was almost like a trap.

This might be a problem.

James' smirk returned, the game just got more interesting.

A/N: What do you think? I know it wasn't supper long, but you have to follow where your fingers take you sometimes. Next chapter is, I think, going to be the end of book 1 and then we'll move on. Book 2 might be really short and mainly time skips, except towards the end where there will be major twists and important things in there so yay for that. My brain is already trying to think up stuff for the HP version with the girls and I keep having to remind it that we have to finish this one first! Review, ask, or suggest if you'd like. Until next time, have a great day.