The Quite Peckish Games
I sprinted away from the Blood Bath, and ran to a tree. It freakin' hurt.
I know that's a cliched joke, but I wasn't making a joke. Somehow, according to Heybetch, I'm so stupid my eyes said 'screw you'. Anyway, I climb up the tree, and take my backpack off and look inside. Let's see what we have: Some 'Foreshadowing Brand' burn medicine, a half empty water bottle, and an ice pack. Wow, could've gave me some food, huh Capital?
Whatever. I guess I can live off squirrles. I mean, there is no flaw in the SQUIRREL DIET! That's so genius, if I see some rations I could steal, I'll just blow them up! Ha, Heybetch was wrong, I'm such a genius!
I see a small bush, covered in berries. Surely, no memorable death scene could possibly happen with BERRIES! That would be a horrible character death!
As I'm about to eat the berries, Pita comes and hits them out of my hand.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" I yell at him, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"They're poisonous," Pita the poopy head (I ran out of insults) told me, "Crove told me."
I sighed, "Why are you even here?!" I screeched. That may not be the best thing to do in a crowded arena.
"It's the first day. Let's just say Cano and Crove are doing the things fan fictions are made of," He answered, "I've come to help you!"
He gave me a sandvich, and ran off.
Bitch gave me tuna.
Sorry if that chapter wasn't very funny! I'm trying really hard to get a good plot... I'm trying to write this story as best as I can!