I really like this chapter, and it's long, too. Or, well, longish, compared to the other chapters...
Disclaimer: I don't own Nudge, Angel, Ella, Dr. M's kitchen table, Max, Ke$ha, Your Love Is My Drug, Tik Tok, Blah Blah Blah, Dinosaur, Animal, or Take It Off, all by Ke$ha.
One day, Nudge, Angel, and Ella were assembled around Dr. M's kitchen table, as was Max, who was standing up.
"Hey, so I've got a question-" Max started.
"Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?" Nudge interrupted.
Max stared at her. "...no, not really, Nudge... anyway...
"I know how you three love trying on all your clothes-"
"Clothes!" Angel said.
"Boys blowing up our phones!" Ella added.
"Phones!" Angel agreed.
Max stared at both of them. "..."
After a moment of Ella, Angel, and Nudge staring at Max innocently, she said, "Aaaanyway...
"If you guys keep literally spending hours trying on clothes at the mall," she explained, "they're going to kick us to curb-"
"Unless they look like Mick Jagger!" Nudge and Ella said in unison.
Max stared again. "Okay, WTF is going on here? Are you guys on drugs-"
"Your love, your love, your love is my drug! Your love, your love, your love!" all three of them said. Max suddenly realized they weren't talking, but singing...o_o.
"You guys are ignoring me, aren't you?"
No reply.
"Fine, then, I'll just ramble and go "blah blah blah"-"
"Think you'll be getting' this?" Nudge sang.
"Nah, nah, nah!" Angel added.
Max let out a strangled scream. "STOP SINGING OR- OR- OR I MAKE YOU ALL GET CAT SCANS!"
"O-L D-M A-N!" Angel sang.
"You're just an old man!" Nudge and Ella agreed.
Max stared at the three of them incredulously. "You're trying to make me go crazy, aren't you?"
At their lack of responses, Max sighed. "You guys are suddenly, like, starstruck-"
"With every part, of this whole story!" they sang.
"You know what?" Max demanded. "I give up! YOU GUYS WIN!"
She ran away, making hysterical noises.
Angel, Nudge, and Ella looked at each other, before singing:
"There's a place downtown
"Where the freaks all come around
"It's a hole in the wall
"It's a dirty free-for-all!"
XD
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