Okay, so here another ten set of rules :D

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC Jackie Walker

Rule #161

UNO has been banned

(One of the best card game ever)

(Especially with additional custom rules)

(Such like no asking questions, no cussing and no names mentioning)

(Punishment is to draw three cards)

(Putting a zero card allows you to switch all the cards you have with other players of your choice)

(Tony once had only one card left)

(I started to ask lots of random questions, cussed and said their names)

(Of course with the result that I had to draw LOTS of cards)

(I then simply put a zero card)

(And demanded to switch cards with Tony)

(I won at the end)

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Rule #162

Don't skip class

(Steve wasn't please to find out that I skipped history)

(He was even less pleased to find out that Loki was the one who found me)

(And literally dragged me back to school)

(Both gave me a lecture)

(Who knew that those two had something in common and cared about my education?)

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Rule #163

Never suggest that SHIELDs motto should be "You don't have to be an idiot to work here. We'll train you"

(Tony supported the idea)

(So did Loki)

(Surprisingly Fury liked the motto too)

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Rule #164 (by LunaTheLoneWolf)

Don't ask anyone of the Avengers out on a date

(Even if you mean it as a joke)

(Funny how much different kind of rejections I got…)

(The best one was the excuse that they didn't want to look like a pedophile)

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Rule #165 (by LunaTheLoneWolf)

Don't joke about going out on a date either

(They will bomb you with lots of questions)

(It's worse than being interrogated)

(Even if you don't tell them who the [un]lucky one is, they will find it out)

(And odds, are before the date even happens, you'll get a phone call saying that he can't come for whatever reason)

(And people wonder why I'm still single and/or never had a boyfriend before…)

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Rule #166

Before going on a trip with the Avengers, please make sure that you already know with who you're going to share a room

(There were only one two-bed bedroom, and one five-bed bedroom)

(Biggest fight about who's gonna share with who a room)

(Clint wanted to share a room with Natasha)

(Tony said that genius scientist should stay in one room)

(Thor claimed that he can't sleep with another person in the room)

(At the end, Natasha being the most liable person in my opinion decided that girls share a room and the guys should share a room, like on a school trip)

(No one dared to argue with her)

(She's scary when she's annoyed)

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Rule #167

Be careful when you're in the science lab

(Tony accidently pushed some test tubes with a weird liquid over)

(It spilled over his trousers)

(Bruce said that those liquids were corrosive)

(Tony then looked in real panic and shouted: "MY PENIS")

(I laughed my ass off)

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Rule #168

Owls aren't allowed to carry out letters

(Tony's idea)

(He got into Harry Potter again)

(Thor liked the idea)

(Me too)

(And surprisingly owls are really liable)

(Just a bit slow…)

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Rule #169

Always do your homework

(I always plan to do them)

(But then I get distracted by all the cool stuff on the Internet)

(And in the end there's always a pile of homework waiting to be done)

(Now Steve always makes sure that I finish my homework first before I do something else)

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Rule #170

Don't try to lick your elbow

(I tried)

(Tony tried)

(Thor tried)

(Loki actually did it)

(Still it was kind of gross to watch…)