The Crooked Knife

by Browneyedbluez

Em suggested I join Twitter to make professional contacts. Between new friends there, and the security of my diary, I may survive this move to New York./ Em said Twitter was a good place to blow off steam, but that's why I keep a journal. Bloody git.

21. Chapter 21

The Crooked Knife

By CKBarGuy and BrownEyedBluez

We don't own Twilight. We prefer Red Vines to Twizzlers.

Chapter 21

1-5 to 1-6 chat

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BrownEyedBluez

xx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy zz

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy calvin?

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez lmao okay sweetie, goodnight.

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Bella sweetie, go to bed get off twitter before your declare your love and promise to make babies with a stranger. lol

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 you don't have sex hair, whaty woul d i tell you thar? i told edard i like ZHIS sex hair.

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 ofd course YOU think i'm beaytiful. youre my bbfff!

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Sweetie before you do something you REALLY REGRET, go to bed. You just told me you like my sex hair. LMAO!

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 i likre yuor sex hair

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Of course I think your beautiful, but right now I also think you drunk and need to sleep it off. I'm calling you early!

BrownEyedBluez

do yu really tihnk i'm beautoiful?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez xx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy what?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy but i had to telll her yiou're prety

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Browneyez?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy am i mnakibg too much noise talking to angela? sorry!

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Bella?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Go to sleep.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy yu asleep?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy what? hi

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Bella?

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Probably for the best. Smart move on, well one of your parts.

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 and he wanted mr to comeover bte i couldn;t because we ve been drinkinf

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez You better answer your phone, cause I want to hear all about it. Okay?

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Sweetie I am so happy for you, he sounds like a dream. I'll try to call you when I get into work in the A.M.

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 he said i was amazing & smart & funny & he sai i was beautiful. he said beaatiful sevreral times. :)

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Awww he said you were beautiful? How sweet is that!

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 i had a couple of shoyts, after i read the dm he sent to jazz

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 me, but he thought it made me mad & then he said i was beautiful.

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 OH, GROSS! oops. no, i just had a weird convo w/ Edward & he's drunk & i'm getting there & i may have said i liked it when he

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez How can I help, when I have no clue what you are ranting about? Are you drinking?

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 why don'y you live here again? i need you to keep m from fucking this shit up!

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez What did you do? Don't tell me you hit on my brother, cause I will leave tonight to smack you!

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy :)

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 cuz it's the closets you can get to smacking me! omg i'm soo stupid.

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez Why would I do that?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez good night beautiful x

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy good night, calvin.

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 hit your computer screen really hard

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i'm sorry we can't. it would have been nice.

Angelasweb1

BrownEyedBluez I was just about to go to bed. What did you need?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy oh. no, you're right. we shouldn'y.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez Get some sleep Bella. I hope to talk/see you soon. Even if only in my dreams. x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez no im not alright cause your not coming over. i wish you were coming over but neither of us should leave our flats

BrownEyedBluez

Angelasweb1 you on?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i'm glad you're better. get some sleep.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you're all right because I'm not comng over? ok.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez im good. much better than i was before. better than i will be tomorrow.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez good x

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I am now cause your not coming over

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy yeah, i;m all right. are you?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy no friends. i'm not having a party.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i thought you were going yo go to bed because you have school & wotk?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i had to hurry to fix dinner before J & leah got home, & had to filllthem in on everything, too.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez your alright?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy ask me about stuff.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy no! i'm not puissed. em called when i got home to see how i was & we just talked for hours. then my bff got on twitter & had to

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez what friends are you having a party love

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez shame i was going to invite you over

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy just that shot i mentioned. and mayb e a couple of his friends. :)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez I haven't heard from you since you left for the train i thought you were pissed with me

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy a lot.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you didn't do anything rong. i liked it.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez have you been drinking?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy what? i PROMIse you, that wasn't disgust on my face. shock. surpise. trying to remember to breathe. that's what you saw! ;)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez im sorry love you had the look of disgust for that i apoligize

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy what was wrong wit my face? other than the electric shock i got when you kissed my cheek.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy no, you weren't! i ... it was just unexpectedd.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez i saw your face bella again im sorry

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez idiot love i was a fucking idiot

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you weren't too forward. i promise. cross my heart. :)

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy 'fucking' i get, 'prat' i need a definition, please

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez for being too forward with you today i mean yesterday since today is today

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy oh, for sending that dm to me instead of to jazz? it's ok. it was sweet.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez for being a fucking prat

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy for what?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez im sorry bella

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i'm thinking i could use a shot about now!

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez no are you

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy stilll, i think it's a good idea. are you still drinking?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez sleep is highly overrated

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy no, i just thought you might need to sleep since you have school & work.

CKBarGuy

jazz dm

(DM to Jazz accidentally sent to Bella, describing meeting her, her beauty and general awesomeness)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez you nede to go?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i know, you mentioned it this afternoon. maybe you should go get some sleep?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez id invite you over but im a bit pissed i have school and work tomorrow lol

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez never drunk love maybe a bit pissed

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i like KOL, too. it's a great song.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy lol i know you are British, but i still think you are drunk. :)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez need somebody no thats use somebody i fucking love that song

CKBarGuy

im british

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez i dont get drunk love

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy ok, i won't call if you don't want me to, but if you need somebody with you, you'll tell me, right?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy i think you are drunk. but thank you. :)

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez i cant talk to jazz right now. not a good time

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez your so fucking beautiful bella

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy do you want me to call alice & have jazz call you?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy ., babe. you're still not using it.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez jazz is with alice love you can reach him there

CKBarGuy

jazz mate she emailed me i didnt want to tell you i didnt know how to tell you what do i do?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez oh alright

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you were trying to call jazz, but he didn't pick up. you didn't at reply him, though, so i doubt he saw the tweets either.

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez what

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy did you get hold of jazz?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez i didnt have my phone. i just popped down the street.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy oh, ok.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy you went out for whiskey right after you opened a bottle & didn't answer

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez im just having a few drinks love got some fags

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez of course im alright, why wouldnt i be alright?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy thank God! are you ok?

CKBarGuy

BrownEyedBluez What

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy answer me, please. getting worried here.

xx

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy if you need me to, i can call alice. she never turns her phone off.

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy Edward, are you ok? what's going on? is something wrong?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy Edward?

BrownEyedBluez

CKBarGuy hey, calvin. you around?

xx

CKBarGuy

and fags.

CKBarGuy

jazz ill be back popping to store out of whiskey.

CKBarGuy

Look jazz i've broken open the whiskey. i was going to wait till you got home fuck that now. cheers!

CKBarGuy

Why do people have mobiles if they refuse to answer them?

CKBarGuy

jazz I know your at alices flat but I really need to talk to you man.

CKBarGuy

jazz pick up your fucking phone.

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