A/N: Thanks for reading and reviewing! Character aren't mine.
Lesson #20: One plus one can sometimes equal four.
"Count it again," I urged the doctor. He then proceeded to point out the four individual masses that were my babies … for the seventh time.
One,
Two,
Three,
Four…
I was pregnant with four children, all at once.
"You fucking asshole," I gripped Edward by the collar, and yanked him to my level, "You re-impregnated me!"
"What?" Edward choked, "I did what?!"
"I knew it!" I shouted, "I knew you should have worn a condom, but no! You said I couldn't possibly get even more pregnant and now –now you gave me three more babies!"
"Dad," Edward grunted.
"Bella," Dr. Carlisle calmly removed my hands from Edward's shirt, "Surely you know that isn't possible."
"There was only one in there before I slept with him," I accused.
Note: I did, in fact, know that re-impregnation wasn't possible, but I wanted to believe that impossibility rather than attribute my current state to James's super sperm.
"I don't understand," I cried, "One little condom tear and I end up with a fucking army inside of me."
Dr. Carlisle smiled sympathetically, "I know this is life changing news, but try and stay positive. Life is a beautiful thing, and the fact that you're giving way to four of them –naturally –is a miracle. I don't know if you grasp the rarity of this."
"Dr. Carlisle, you don't understand," I wept as the gravity of my situation made it feel almost impossible to breathe, "How can I possibly take care of them? Their own father won't even look at me."
"Bella," Edward picked up my hands, "You are not alone. You will never be alone."
Tip: When someone says this to you? Hold onto them, and never let them go.
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