Ok so I'm in 6th hour right now and I don't have anything batter to do with my time… I'm a cool student and already finished everything I needed for school. So… Enjoy this randomness!

Deidara P.O.V

I awoke with a headache and my ribs felt like they were being crushed. I felt a hand wrap around my own and my eyes fluttered open.

Where am I?

I looked to my left to see a sleeping Naruto. His head was snuggled under my chin and his hand was entwined with my own. To my right was Sasuke…

Sasuke?!

The young emo was holding Naruto's free hand and had his leg wrapped across my body to touch Naruto's.

What happened while I was sleeping?

Naruto stirred and snuggled his head up against my chin. His nose rubbed against my Adams apple, he moaned making it vibrate. It tickled and made me laugh lightly, this boy, then I looked over at Sasuke... THIS F-ING BOY!

"Deidara..." Naruto whispered, his cool breath chilling my neck.

I shivered, "Don't move, idiot." Sasuke growled.

"Get out of my bed." I growled at Sasuke.

"No." He growled back.

"Get out of my room." I hissed, kicking his leg.

"No, I'm staying with Naruto." He opened his eyes and glared up at me.

"Get. Out." I growled loudly.

"No!" Sasuke yelled.

"Huh?" Naruto rubbed his face against my shoulder and looked up, "Sasuke? What are you doing in my bed, teme?"

"I was sleeping until this idiot woke me." Sasuke glared at me.

"Don't call him that." Naruto hissed.

"You always go for the idiots, dobe." Sasuke sighed and sat up.

"Get out." I hissed again.

"I will not." Sasuke crossed his arms to match his crossed legs.

"Get out Sasuke." Naruto growled, hugging against me tighter.

"But Naruto..." Sasuke looked at him innocently.

"I don't want to hear it! You tried to rape me twice and you're being a jerk to Dei-kun! Get out!" Naruto yelled and snuggled against my neck as if for reassurance.

"Naruto…" I whispered, wrapping my hand into his hair.

"Nobody talks bad about my Dei-kun." He whispered.

"I see… I'll go then…" Sasuke got out of the bed slowly and sadly.

Good!

Sasuke went to the door and turned and looked at Naruto at last second, "I will have you." He smirked and closed the door behind him.

Naruto snuggled against me more, "I don't know what's gotten into him, but he's gotten weirder."

"Yeah, it seems that way." I sighed and rubbed his head lightly.

"I don't want to be his." Naruto sighed.

"I don't want you to be his either." I smiled, thinking of the long years to come.

I hope he will be with us by then…

"Deidara?" Naruto asked lightly.

"Yes?" I looked down at him.

"Do you love me?" He asked after some hesitation.

"Of course! Why wouldn't I?" I pulled him up to look at me.

"Well… It would only be natural for someone to not want to get involved with me because of the problem…" He looked away nervously.

"I will never stop loving you." I whispered to him and grabbed his chin, capturing his gaze.

"Really?" He asked, small tears brimming in his eyes.

"Really." I pressed my lips against his small quivering ones.

Naruto melted into me and didn't want to pull away.

I need to protect him with everything I've got.

Sasuke P.O.V

That idiot Deidara!

I stomped upstairs to my room. Hoping to show my anger, making that idiot Tobi stay clear of me. I went to my room and saw Kisame and Itachi sitting in the corner of the room on Itachi's laptop.

Probably watching porn…

I sighed and flopped onto my bed, feeling instantly sleepy. Itachi and Kisame began giggling like little girls and I looked up. Their cheeks were pressed against each other as they fought to see the screen.

I wish Naruto and I were like them. Secret lovers…

As if Kisame and Itachi didn't know I was in the room they got their faces close together, smiling and gazing at each lovingly. I shoved my face under my pillow, sick of knowing what would happen next.

Why do I have to be alone?!

I laid there for several minutes, feeling time speed by. I was tired and hungry. I pulled my head out from under the pillow and grabbed my secret stash of pretzels from under the bed. I ate most of them and then looked over at the two. They were now lying in bed, facing each other.

Oh god!

I felt my cheeks heat and I turned so my back was to them. I looked out the window and put down the empty box from which the pretzels had come from. I saw the birds flying by without a care in the world. I felt jealousy ping my stomach as the two birds flew alongside and intertwining their flying patterns. I sighed and looked down at the yard. Naruto and Deidara were sitting under the only tree and they were laughing and playfully hitting each other.

Why?

Deidara stole a kiss from Naruto and made him fall over then burst out laughing.

Why did you choose him?

Naruto tried to tackle Deidara but the other teen was too strong, and kept Naruto back before eventually losing his balance and falling over. Naruto toppled on top of him and they bother laughed.

Why did you choose someone like him when I was the first to love you?

They kissed passionately and eventually snuggled under the tree. I felt my eyes sting and my vision clouded. I looked away and focused my eyes on my pillow, wiping the tears away roughly.

"Baka Dobe." I felt the tears spill from my eyes and hit my shirt.