Send Her My Love

by GleekMomma

Tales of the revolving roommates and relationships within the Bushwick loft. Mostly canon prior to "I Do", although Finn did NOT kiss Emma in this universe. I have edited Chapter 6 and beyond to keep it within M guidelines for this site. The explicit, full version is on the Archive of Our Own site under the same title and user name.

21. Sleeping with a Friend

Rachel was the first to wake up. She was naturally an early riser and had slept surprisingly well in the blanket nest wrapped in Finn's arms and a good amount of blankets. While she had expected to wake up with Santana spooned behind her, she was surprised, yet comforted by the fact that it was Kurt curled around her with his hand resting softly on her hip. She smiled to herself and slowly and quietly removed herself from Finn's arms. He slept deeply still and didn't even stir when she moved. She kissed his forehead, before moving to stand up. As she did, Kurt stirred, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Rachel put her finger to her lips and whispered, "You don't have to wake up now. I'm going to make some tea. Do you want something?" She grabbed her robe and wrapped it around her small frame.

Kurt extricated himself from Blaine's arms to sit up and then whispered, "I'll take some tea too, but I'll join you." He picked up his robe and put it on. As Rachel headed to the kitchen, Kurt headed to the thermostat and turned it up a few notches. While he had turned it up the night before, he was thoughtful to turn it down before they slept. The outside temperature had dropped overnight though and the chill was evident throughout the airy loft. He looked out the window and noticed the light coating of snow they received.

"It's pretty out there, isn't it?", Rachel asked.

"Yeah, must be why it's so cold in here."

"Tea kettle is on, so we'll warm up soon.", she answered, sitting at their kitchen table waiting.

"So, uh. Last night."

"We had sex."

"This is the weirdest conversation that I never thought I'd be having with you.", Kurt said, nervously.

"I'm glad we did for what it's worth. Did it help?"

Kurt looked at her and realized that it actually did help. While he thought she was beautiful and loved her, he wasn't frantically horny for her either.

"I didn't really think about it until you asked, but yes. You're my best friend and I love you, and it was amazing and you're gorgeous. You were the perfect woman to take my hetero-virginity."

"But you're not conflicted anymore.", she said as a statement, not a question.

"Not about you. Not that I won't enjoy the rest of this weekend anyway.", he said with a smile.

Rachel smiled shyly. "You still need some time with Finn, you know."

"I know. You'll have to help me, though."

"Happily.", Rachel said dreamily, her gaze drifting to her slumbering boyfriend. His boyish features were exaggerated in his sleep, and Rachel could almost see the child he once was in his face. She was somewhat caught up in his adorableness while quietly sipping her tea when Kurt spoke again.

"I wonder if somehow getting Puck and Blaine together will help?"

"They seem awkward around each other, especially Blaine. He looks jealous of Noah, but also like he's desperately trying to not look jealous."

"I know."

"I wish I had a good answer for you, but as a person who has been attracted to both of them at one point and has now slept with both of them, I can only offer that it would be hard to make that decision, if you even need to make that decision."

"I just don't want to make a decision. I want to be free to be with both of them for a while. But I don't want to just make life more confusing, either."

"This weekend will definitely give you that."

"Yes, but what happens when this weekend is over?"

"Noah is here, Blaine is in Lima. If you don't enter into a steady relationship with Blaine, you're free to see Noah. And he seems cool with you being with Blaine when he visits or when you go back to Lima."

"True. I just feel Blaine's heart breaking and it's driving me crazy, but I want to see where this thing with Puck goes too. I still feel like Blaine is my soul mate and in the end, I think Puck has an endgame with Quinn. In some ways I feel bad for taking him from her, because I think she needs him to balance her out."

"But that's for Puck to decide and you don't need to be at your endgame now. We're 18 years old. Well, you're almost 19. Freshmen in college. Just because Finn and I are, doesn't mean that everyone else has to race to the finish too. I wanted this weekend. But I only wanted this weekend with Finn. I'd never do it without him. I don't think that's necessarily the case for everyone else yet. And that's cool. I will never have another boyfriend. Finn is it and I know for sure. But it's okay not to know too. I think our intensity and sureness puts pressure on everyone else to think they're behind if they don't have it all figured out, but that's not really fair."

"I know. But in so many ways, I am so like you. I WANT to have that endgame relationship and I want it now."

"You can't until you're sure though. And I still think polyamory might be an option for you."

"It might, but I'm not sure if I want that, long term. I think, in the end, I want the dyadic relationship."

"I understand that. I mean, this is fun and all, but in the end, I just want Finn."

They sat and sipped their tea for a few moments in silence as they watched their friends sleep. Blaine had rolled over and was closer to Finn; Santana, who was sprawled out like a starfish, had two of her limbs over Puck and Quinn, who was curled up in Puck's arms and looked comfortable and peaceful for once.

"What should we do today when everyone wakes up? Other than having sex, that is. I mean, it's not humanly possible to have sex all day long."

"Well, it IS possible. But I was thinking ice skating. It would be like that time we had glee at the roller rink. Only on ice instead."

"It was lots of fun when Blaine and I went. That's pretty perfect. Not too touristy, but still a New York experience for the visitors. And do I really want to know how you know that it's humanly possible?"

"It's pretty obvious that Finn and I have tested the limits of how many times in a day we can have sex. I mean you have had days where you've walked in on us more than once."

"I just assumed it was bad timing and that you were doing other stuff in between. That's a lot of sex."

"Have you and Blaine never had a day like that? There were only a couple of times that we went at it ALL day long. We stopped to eat, though. Well, we slowed down anyway. Most of the eating was off of each other. And we showered a few times, although that usually just meant shower or tub sex. I think the time you found us on the dining room table was one of the days we pretty much spent the day naked and making love."

"The time Finn was going down on you or the time I thought he was going to break you and the table with the force that he was pounding into you with?"

"Um.", Rachel paused, thinking. "It was the time we were actually having intercourse on the table. That was a weekend that Burt and Carole were in DC and my dads were gone on some retreat or something for the weekend, so we had a lot of unchaperoned time together. The time Finn was performing cunnilingus was after school before Burt and Carole got home, in his words, "because he wanted a snack."

"I would've formerly said 'gross' to that, but well, it's not so bad and since you kind of go wild when someone does that, it's really hot.", Kurt said, surprising himself.

"I know. It's kind of hard to say gross once you've experienced it, huh?"

"Heh. Yeah", Kurt chuckled, "And to answer your earlier question, No, Blaine and I never had a day like that. We've never really had the opportunity to be alone for that long. While Dad and Carole were gone a lot, and your dads were gone a lot, Blaine's parents weren't and they weren't as keen on him being around our house knowing that Dad and Carole were gone a lot."

"Well someday, Kurt, you'll have a day like that."

"That day might be this weekend the way things are going."

"True, but it's good to have a one on one day like that too. So, someday. Maybe with Blaine, maybe with Puck, maybe with some other lover you have down the road if you want to be free for a while. But someday, you'll be with someone or maybe two someones, with whom you won't ever have enough of. ", Rachel said thoughtfully, wishing Kurt the happiness that she had with Finn, both past and present.

"Someday.", Kurt said hopefully, his eyes falling on Blaine, who had now rolled even closer to Finn, and had an arm sprawled over his large frame resting on his side.

"Finn might wake up to Blaine groping him this time.", Rachel giggled.

"Puck might get jealous. He totally has a thing for Finn's ass."

"Well it is a very nice, very sexy ass.", Rachel agreed.

"Yes, yes it is."

"You know, you should go for it. With Finn, I mean."

"I didn't want to spook him last night. And I don't want to do it alone. I want you there too."

"Oh, is this one of the sexy fantasies that Puck said you had about Finn and I."

"Uh. Uh. Yes.", Kurt stammered, knowing that it wasn't actually the one that Puck heard, but he was now fantasizing about penetrating Finn while Finn was deep in Rachel.

"That doesn't sound so sure, Kurt."

"It's not the one Puck heard, but it is one, that's all."

"So what's the Finchel fantasy that Puck heard?"

Puck heard the question as he woke up and smirked. He liberated himself from Santana's limbs and pulled his arm away from Quinn, who murmured, but stayed asleep. He walked over to Rachel and Kurt and whispered into Rachel's ear, "He's embarrassed, but he wants to double team you with Finn."

"Double team me? Like one having sex with me and the other in my mouth?"

"Uh. Don't think he'd complain with that one - but I think you did that already. Didn't you blow Finn when Kurt was fucking you?"

"Oh. OH.", Rachel said, surprised, but knowingly.

"I've never done anal before. It's not really in Finn and my wheelhouse."

"I'm not sure you COULD take Finn that way. You are teeny tiny. I don't know how he fits where he does."

"But I'm not as big as Finn.", Kurt squeaked out, blushing nine shades of red.

"I'll think about it.", Rachel said nonchalantly, causing both boys to stare at her with their mouths hanging open.

"What?", she responded to their looks defensively. "I am willing to try new things."

"I'm impressed, that's all.", Puck said as he walked to the coffee pot that Kurt was thoughtful to program the night before, to fill a mug.

"I wonder when the rest of them will wake up.", Rachel wondered to herself, surveying the 4 of them still in the love nest. Blaine had fully snuggled up to Finn, with his hand firmly resting on his ass and Santana, no longer resembling a starfish, had curled up around Quinn.

"I bet if we start cooking bacon, Finn will wake up.", Kurt mentioned.

"I love the smell of bacon, even if it does make me sad for the pigs.", Rachel said as she smiled dreamily.

"You love Finn and you associate bacon with Finn sleepovers, which I know for a fact you love.", Kurt corrected her.

"I'll cook it.", Puck offered.

"You know bacon's not kosher, right?", Rachel asked, knowing that for all his being a badass, Puck actually did take being Jewish seriously for the most part.

"Of course. Ma wouldn't let Quinn eat it when she was preggers with Beth and it drove her nuts. But one time, Ma wasn't home and I cooked her some and well, bacon is delicious. I'm not really kosher anymore. It's too damned good. I think God wants me to eat bacon."

"Maybe the bacon will wake Quinn up too, then.", Rachel offered, rolling her eyes at his flippant attitude.

"Finn yelping about his butt being groped should wake Blaine and Santana up.", Puck joked, gesturing to Finn and Blaine, whose hand was still resting on Finn's behind.

"The bacon's in the fridge, Puck. Have at it.", Kurt said before turning to Rachel. "Any thoughts on the rest of breakfast?"

"I was going to make chocolate chip pancakes."

"I like the way you think. I'll help. Are you making them all vegan?"

"Nope, I'm making regular old dairy and egg pancakes and they'll be delicious. Finn's comments about all the soy and about eggs not being baby chicks and about substitution foods got me thinking. I think eating vegan is really healthy, but there is something to be said about making some foods traditionally, rather than with a slew of processed substitute foods, which usually contain soy. So I'm starting by making his mom's chocolate chip pancakes. I'm not going to start eating meat or anything. I do want to incorporate fish, eggs, and some dairy though in limited quantities.", Rachel said as she gathered her ingredients.

"I think that's smart, Rachel. Though I think your diet has made Santana and I eat healthier, so don't relax too much. A lot of your recipes are really good and don't have any soy products."

"Of course. I'm not going to switch over to all non-vegan options. I still like almond milk in my cereal and rice milk in my coffee. I'm just going to use an egg in a recipe rather than a soy based substitute. And I'm still going to make my vegan dishes because they are really healthy! I think a little extra protein will be good too, given the more strenuous college dance class and our busy schedule. Besides, some day I'll probably need to add protein sources to carry Finn's giant babies to term."

Kurt's eyes widened. "You're already thinking about how your diet will impact a pregnancy?"

"Not now! Way way way in the future!", Rachel protested. "But dietary changes should be approached gradually, especially when introducing new foods, so long term, this is probably a healthy subtle change."

"You're gonna be huge when you're all knocked up with Finn swimmers.", Puck added, not able to ignore their conversation given their close proximity.

"She'll be beautiful pregnant, I'm sure. And I think babies are supposed to be sized proportional to the mother at least until they come out. Even Finn wasn't really huge until puberty, right?", Kurt noted.

"He was shorter than me until about 4th grade.", Puck confirmed.

"Okay, lets stop talking about pregnancy. It's freaking me out a little. There's a lot we want to do before becoming parents and the last thing I want Finn to hear when he wakes up is some misheard comment about me being pregnant."

Their conversation died as the sound of the bacon sizzling increased. As it became aromatic, Kurt and Rachel kept an eye on Finn and Blaine. They mixed their batter and waited for the first of the remaining four to wake up to put any pancakes on the griddle. Finn's senses were awakened by the bacon, and he mumbled sleepily to Blaine, "mmm..bacon." before giggling a little because Blaine was inadvertently tickling his butt.

"Rach, stop tickling my butt."

Kurt and Rachel looked up when Finn said her name, and then Rachel couldn't help herself and giggled. The sound of Rachel's laughter being distanced from his immediate sleepy environment caused him to open his eyes in confusion and when he saw Blaine in front of him, he chuckled.

"Uh, you're definitely not Rachel.", he emphasized to himself as his head started to clear from sleep.

"Hey, Blaine.", he said, shaking him a little. "What did you do with Rachel? I mean I know I have a nice ass to grope, but last I checked, she was my love nest bed buddy."

"Huh?", Blaine said, confused to why Finn was waking him up, but snuggled in closer to the person he thought was Kurt. Something felt odd, but he wasn't really awake enough to register what it was.

Finn muttered, mostly to himself, "Dude's cuddling more now. This isn't working."

"Blaine, whadya do with Rachel?", Finn asked again. He was mostly awake and coherent now, but still not with it enough to just look around for Rachel. At this point, Kurt and Rachel were practically bursting, trying not to laugh out loud at their exchange that was fueled by morning grogginess and sleeping in a novel environment.

"Hmm..roll over Rachel?"

"You rolled over Rachel? To get to my ass?"

"I thought you were with Rachel. Your ass?"

"Yes, I went to sleep with Rachel, but I can't find her. And you still haven't let go of my ass."

Blaine opened his eyes wide then, and started to register where he was and why everything felt odd. He was face to face with Finn and his hand was definitely groping his ass.

"Oh uh. Sorry, Finn."

"No problem. But you're tickling me. Still."

"Oh god, I still didn't move my hand.", Blaine said, finally registering what was going on and removing his hand from Finn's body.

Finn chuckled, happy that he wasn't the only one who acted like a complete moron when waking up. "It's okay. I think everyone is allowed to touch my ass this weekend. Was it good for you?", he joked.

Blaine, still not making sound choices, looked under the covers to get an answer for Finn, and responded, "Uh yeah, actually, it appears as though it was good for me."

Finn raised his eyebrow at him, then just grabbed his face and gave him a big, wet, but quick, kiss on the lips, before brightly saying, "Well then Good Morning, Blaine! Glad I could satisfy! So, where is Rachel?"

At this, Kurt and Rachel finally burst out laughing hysterically, nearly tipping the bowl of batter over on themselves as they tried to regain composure.

Blaine looked up, now horribly embarrassed, and asked, "Oh god. How long were you watching?"

"Oh, Blaine. it's safe to say that we didn't miss any of that.", Kurt managed to squeak out while laughing hysterically and trying to hold Rachel up because she was laughing so hard, she was gasping for breath and falling over on him. Luckily, Finn got up and scooped her up effortlessly, giving her a good morning kiss that lasted until her giggles started up again.

"I can't believe he had to CHECK to see if it was good for him.", Rachel sputtered out.

"That was embarrassing.", Blaine stated the obvious.

"Well at least you weren't the one who was so out of it that he repeatedly asked you where Rachel was. All he had to do was look up and he would've found her.", Kurt said, still laughing.

"Yes, let's make fun of groggy Finn some more."

"Oh, Kurt. Remember the time we had a sleepover and you went to wake him up and he kept saying, 'No mom, I'm having a dream that Rachel is a nympho.'?"

"I'm never going to live that one down, am I?"

"It took nearly 20 minutes to wake you up, Finn."

"That was an incredible dream. Worth every second of embarrassment. Especially when Rachel reenacted it for me."

"Wait. THAT'S why you had the sex marathon day?"

"Sex marathon?", Santana said, waking up with a start upon hearing them talk about sex,

"Am I missing it?", she added.

"Kurt, I had to make sure that real life sex between Finn and I was at least equally matched with Finn's imagined or dreamed experiences.", Rachel said seriously, ignoring Santana for the moment. "What kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't let him take me all the ways he could imagine?"

"You did take my advice in high school!", Santana said. "I told you everything would be better if everyone put out all the time."

"I'm not the only one in this relationship with sex dreams.". Finn pointed out. "Rachel had some dreams fulfilled that day too, you know."

"I don't think I ever admitted to having a sex dream about you to someone who I thought was a parent, though."

"Mom's cool.", Finn shrugged.

"I wasn't your mother!", Kurt protested.

"I was asleep, Kurt!"

"Rachel daydreamed and touched herself on an airplane. You two might be equal in this.", Kurt pointed out

"So was I ever in any of these sex dreams?", Santana asked in a voice far too sultry for the morning.

"No!", Finn and Rachel both said in unison.

"O-Kay, who wants the first pancake?", Kurt asked, flipping it over in the griddle, looking to deflect the focus from the current conversation.

"Me!", Finn practically jumped up to get a plate.

Kurt rolled his eyes, to which Rachel simply reminded him, "You did ask."

"Is that bacon I smell? In the home of a kosher vegan?", Quinn said as she woke up too.

"I don't require that everyone embraces a vegan or kosher lifestyle. Plus, I'm downgrading to vegetarian. And thank Noah for the bacon. It was his idea to buy it.", Rachel replied.

"Rachel, these are mom's pancakes, but they're even better. You're the best girlfriend ever!"

"They're my first foray into adding some dairy and eggs into my diet."

"You know you don't have to do that for me, Rach.", Finn said, looking concerned.

"I told you I was thinking of changing some things the other day. Plus what you said about all the soy and the eggs being a chicken period totally made sense. I know I don't have to change, but I wanted to."

"I might have to call mom and tell her that you kicked her ass at pancake making."

"Language, Finn.", Rachel warned. "And be nice to your mom. I'm sure her pancakes are perfect. And these were a joint effort. I made the batter, but Kurt is cooking and flipping them."

"Are you going to call your mom this weekend? Because that might be weird if she asks what you're up to and all you've really been doing is fucking, and not just your girlfriend.", Santana asked, making a good point.

"Uh, I think I'll just wait until I go back to Lima to tell her about the pancakes.", Finn said, rethinking his original plan to call her, and being careful not to say 'when I go back home', out of habit, because this was his home now.

"That's probably a good idea.", Rachel agreed.

Kurt kept distributing pancakes until they were out of batter. Then he and Rachel finally got to sit down with their pancakes.

"So…", Rachel started.

"Oh no, shortie.", Santana cut her off, "We are not discussing this arrangement in detail. If you want to do something, just-"

"Santana! I was just going to ask what was on everyone's agenda today. Kurt and I had some ideas if there aren't already plans."

"Other than more sexy times, you mean."

"Uh, yeah. I mean we have Blaine and Quinn visiting, we should do something other than hanging around the apartment naked. We should see some of New York.", Rachel said.

"Rachel had suggested going ice skating since it's fun and while a little touristy, it's not too bad for us locals.", Kurt added.

Finn groaned, "I am going to look like a complete ass. I can barely walk, no less skate."

"Finn that is not true. Remember? You did fine on roller skates sophomore year. Ice skates wouldn't be that different.", Rachel pointed out.

"Rach, did you even SEE me skate then?"

"Of course. I always paid attention to you. Even when it might not have been appropriate to, in the strictest sense.", Rachel said.

"Yeah, okay, I managed to not fall on my ass, but we're talking about ice and at least roller skates have four wheels to balance on. There's a lot of height here to balance on those thin little blades."

"We don't have to go.", Rachel said, not wanting to make Finn upset.

"Oh no, diva. We're going. Finn is just going to have to put on his big boy pants and twirl you around on the ice for a bit before you let him buy you a delicious hot cocoa.", Kurt admonished.

"Well I'm in to help with twirling Rachel if Finn falls over and breaks something.", Puck joked.

"If Finn breaks something, I most certainly will not be twirling! I'll be accompanying him to the hospital!"

"I'm not going to break anything, but thanks for the vote of confidence."

Rachel looked at Finn, exasperated, "You know that's not what I meant! I know you're not that clumsy!"

"Rachel Berry, the only woman who can make any kind of movement or dance, Finn-proof.", Santana snarked as Rachel rolled her eyes and abandoned her pancakes to give Finn a reassuring hug.

"Quinn? Satan?", Kurt asked.

"We're in. Sounds like fun and a way to see a little of New York.", Quinn said.

"You didn't ask me!", Blaine exclaimed, miffed.

"You didn't protest and you had fun last time. I just assumed you'd be game.", Kurt said, almost instantly making himself blush at how quickly he fell into old habits with Blaine, making assumptions.

"Oh. um. Yeah. You do know me well, I guess.", Blaine said, feeding into the awkwardness Kurt created.

"On that note, I'm hopping in the shower if anyone wants to join me.", Santana said, saucily.

A couple of hours later, they were all showered and walking to the train. Kurt was walking between Blaine and Puck, absently chuckling about how horny they all still were despite getting laid a lot the night before. Puck had taken Santana up on her offer to join her in the shower, and shortly after, Quinn went into the bathroom as well. It wasn't clear if they were just that time efficient in using the bathroom or if they had some extremely quiet sex. After breakfast, he and Blaine had retreated to his room to get their clothes out for the day and had ended up giving each other blow jobs. They were quick in the shower, with little making out because they wanted to make sure that everyone had time in the bathroom. Finn and Rachel, as usual, took a very long shower, and pretty much everyone knew what they were doing because it was difficult to misinterpret, "Right there, Finn, right there. Don't stoooooooop. Oh my god, oh my god. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!" and "Holy fuck, Rachel!" Kurt was also lost in his thoughts, remembering what he and Puck had discussed while Finn and Rachel were reaching their apparent climaxes.

"I kind of get it now."

"Get what?", Kurt responded, now used to the sounds of Finchel sex.

"Why they go at it all the time without any consideration for anyone else."

"Oh?", Kurt responded, knowing that he understood now too, but curious about what Puck thought on the matter.

"They suck you in. When you're with them, they consume you. I've slept with a lot of people." Puck started, as Kurt cringed with his admission.

"I know, it's not the best part of me, but I've got an appetite and a rep as a sexual badass.", Puck responded to Kurt's visible discomfort, "But having sex with Rachel was something else entirely. Not because she's hot. I mean, she is smoking hot, but that's not what makes it so good. She made me want to give her love. Not just pleasure, but love. She commands it. I don't know how Finn ever left her."

"I know - it broke him for a long time..", Kurt replied, "But anything we give her isn't going to measure up to Finn, Puck. You know that, right? And yes, I love her, and sex with her was amazing and beautiful and I am so grateful that I got to, but despite all that, there was something missing."

"Finn."

"Yeah. They have magic on their own. It's undeniable. They love so fiercely and purely, even in their friendships, but nothing compares to their love for each other. Finn left her because of that love. Yes, it was a really stupid move, but he did it out of love. It nearly destroyed him, and it nearly destroyed her, and it was the hardest thing he's ever done in his life."

"I want that feeling with someone."

"I do too.", Kurt said wistfully. "But for now, I think we can learn a lot from Finn and Rachel. Yes, there is something special about their connection, and maybe it's not attainable for everyone, but I think that tether they talk about is something that can materialize when two people are finally back on the same page again."

"You don't think they've always had that?"

"Well, THEY have, but most people don't. I mean their first duet was electric, everyone could sense it, and word has it their first kiss was literally explosive."

"Finn jizzed his pants, didn't he?"

"Uh. You didn't hear that from me."

"He did that just from kissing her on a stage? When dating me?", Quinn asked walking in on their conversation.

"Oh shit.", Kurt responded.

"It's okay. I've known about their first kiss for a while now and I'm cool with it. I think I always knew. He never kissed the same after that. It was like he was searching for a response that he craved, but that I just didn't have. Back then if he got started, there was no stopping him from 'arriving', but it was never just from a kiss, and I had to have been grinding him for a while before he got to that point, especially after he joined glee club."

"To be fair, I think he practically mounted her on the stage for that kiss. And, you being pregnant might have been a reason for that too, I mean, you were a moody bitch when carrying Beth.", Puck pointed out.

They both looked at him surprised. "You know it wasn't Quinn being pregnant, Puck. And he didn't mount her, really. I mean yeah, he laid her down, but she said he barely put any weight on her. His business was no where near her or she would've known he uh...arrived", Kurt said gently.

"Yeah, I know. I've kissed Rachel - it was the same thing. She kissed like she was searching for something not there."

"I can't really fault them for all their sexual exploration. I get it now. They are the only two people that exist when they get started."

"He can't even cum without her.", Quinn noted.

"It's not that he can't, Q. He doesn't want to so bad that he thinks he can't.", Puck said, insightfully.

"Santana really messed with his head. I think his inability to orgasm without Rachel is his way of making up for the mistake of not losing hics virginity to her, like he should have. That was the last time he had an orgasm without her that wasn't self-inflicted, and let's face it, if he was masturbating, we know that he was thinking about Rachel. She's made peace with it, and she slept with Brody, but also didn't orgasm with him. They're kind of even in that they've both slept with one other person alone before this crazy orgy."

"But she can orgasm without him. How is that fair?", Quinn asked.

"You didn't pay attention, then.", Kurt pointed out. "Finn was always touching her, if only her hand, when she did. Every time."

"Oh.", Quinn responded.

"It's a beautiful thing they've got. I'm just thankful to be brought into their inner circle here."

"Kurt?", Blaine said, wondering where his mind was as they walked.

"Hmmm?", Kurt asked absently.

"Where were you there? You kind of zoned out."

"Oh, I was just thinking about how lucky Finn and Rachel are to have reconnected. And about how horny we all are, even considering that we've all gotten laid several times last night. I mean, we all pretty much did something this morning."

"Yeah we did. That was fun by the way.". Blaine said, smiling.

Rachel's ears perked up when Blaine mentioned fun.

"What was fun?", Rachel asked.

Blaine immediately got flustered and answered, "Uh...going ice skating last time with Kurt. Around Christmas time."

"You okay there, Blaine? You look flushed. You're not getting sick are you? I know the weather here is blustery, but I would hate if you would've passed on an illness to any of us."

"Oh, he's not sick, Rachel. He was just covering for the fact that we were talking about something we did this morning."

"Oh. Did you guys have sex this morning in the shower too? It was just too tempting not to, I mean, Finn was just there and naked and hard and-"

"Rach, I don't think they want to hear about our amazing shower sex.", Finn observed.

"Probably because we all heard your amazing shower sex. 'Oh Fiiiiiinnnnn, you fucking sex god, don't stop, oh god oh god, oh my fucking god….'", Santana teased.

Puck then made a series of grunts followed by a drawn out, "Holy Fuck, Raaaaaaachel.", which had the rest of the group in peals of laughter.

"Next time we'll record it so that you believe us when we say that yes, you ARE that loud.", Blaine said.

"You know the rest of you aren't exactly quiet. I mean, there was considerable noise last night.", Rachel pointed out.

"Hey, look. There's our train.", Kurt pointed out before the conversation got defensive.

They got on the train and noticed that the snow had started falling again. Kurt said, "As much as I would like to stay out all day, we might want to get back to the loft after skating. This looks like it could get bad."

"We'll keep an eye on it.", Rachel said.

"And if it gets really bad, we'll just have to keep each other warm once we're back to the loft.", Puck said suggestively.

"Wasn't that the plan anyway?", Rachel asked, causing Santana and Kurt to both start choking on their water.

"So, you DO want to continue what we started last night?"

"Why wouldn't we? I thought this was a weekend long thing.", Rachel said matter of factly.

"Alright then.", Santana said, her brain already thinking of the evening plans.

"Kurt, we should get off here, right?", Rachel asked as they approached a station.

"Get off? Here? On the train?", Finn asked, confused to why Rachel thought that going at it on a train was a good idea.

Puck and Santana couldn't stop laughing, Kurt started coughing, and Quinn just rolled her eyes as Blaine pointed out, "I think she was asking Kurt if this was our stop. You know, to exit the train. Not to um...whatever you were thinking."

"Yeah, this should work to get to the ice.", Kurt said weakly, trying hard not to laugh at his step-brother and leading the way.

"Oh, I guess everyone knows where my mind was.", Finn said, chuckling, but still punching Puck in the arm to get him to stop laughing at him.

Soon they were all in ugly rental skates and gliding across the ice with varying degrees of success. Finn was surprisingly agile on skates, holding hands with Rachel as they glided around in circles. Kurt and Blaine split off from them quickly and Puck noticed how much they still looked like a legitimate couple, despite not having an official relationship at the moment. He sighed to himself, but was soon distracted by Santana, who grabbed his arm and Quinn's and immediately started strategizing about the evening.

"Okay, so with the snow coming down the way it is, we're going to have to cut this short after an hour because if we don't, we're going to run the risk of the train not running on schedule or getting blocked at one of the above ground stations. And that would be bad, because we would be delayed in getting back to our weekend sexapalooza. This means that we'll grab lunch on the way home from the deli and then maybe order takeout from one of the local places that will still deliver for dinner."

"Yeah, that sounds good.", Puck said absently, still watching Kurt and Blaine.

"And I'm thinking that maybe today, we take turns with Finn and Rachel. So basically let them have smaller groups. I mean, the love nest is great, but I think, especially for the the things that you boys would like to do with Finn, a more intimate setting would be better."

"For the things that the boys want to do with Finn?", Quinn asked, her voice a bit higher than usual. She then sputtered out, "But he's not gay."

"No, he's not, but this weekend is about trying things and if he's willing, I think Puck and Kurt in particular would like to be inside him, and like him inside of them.", Santana said, matter of factly.

"This weekend is crazy.", Quinn responded.

"I can see how you would think that Ms. Goody-two-shoes.", Santana told her, not holding back her annoyance with Quinn's continual shock at their choices.

"I think I've more than proven that I'm no longer that girl who was the president of the Celibacy Club. I'm much more open minded now. I'm just surprised because I thought I knew Puck. I thought I knew Finn and Rachel. There's just a lot of stuff happening that seems out of character for a lot of people and I'm kind of wondering what Santana slipped everyone, because she's the only one that is remotely acting like herself."

"Hey, I'm a badass. This orgy is totally normal for me."

"Puck, you slept with Kurt. Do you not see how weird that is for someone who knows you?"

"Well you had yesterday to be shocked and today, you can either accept it as part of me or you can not. But we can't keep talking about this. If you can't handle this weekend, then say so, and we can figure out something else.", Puck said bluntly, standing up for himself.

"Puck, I came to New York because I wanted to sleep with you, on our own. So can you please see why your interest in Kurt and Finn and Rachel is upsetting to me? I have made so many mistakes and treated you so badly, but that doesn't mean that I don't still love you. Sleeping with you last week felt like coming home. I know the reality of me being in New Haven and you being in well, New York for now, but it was Lima when I was thinking about it, I know it's unrealistic to expect you to be faithful to me, but - "

"Holy shit.", Santana blurted out. "You didn't just come for a booty call. You came to get a boyfriend."

"No. I just said that was unrealistic. I was just hoping for something more than a one-time thing. Something more like a real relationship."

"But I'm a Lima loser, Q. I don't belong in your world of rich socialites."

"And you're pursuing Kurt. I'm not blind, Puck."

"There's a ticking clock on Kurt and I. I mean, just look.", Puck said, gesturing to Kurt and Blaine, hand in hand gliding across the ice, giggling with Finn and Rachel. "He says he wants to be free. He seems to want to see where things go with us, but his heart already belongs to someone else. I know what my role is and that's to be with him now and give him new experiences, and back off when Blaine is around, and end it when Blaine moves to New York after graduation. "

"And after that?"

"I dunno."

"How about when you're not with Kurt, you're with me?", Quinn asked.

"Urgh. Does this mean that I won't have a backup bang available anymore?", Santana grumbled.

"Don't you prefer girls anyway?", Quinn asked.

"I do. But I also need regular sex to digest my food properly."

"I'll take you to the gay bars, Satan."

Kurt and Blaine came up to them and Kurt commented, "Oooh, we're taking Santana to the gay bars? When?"

"Soon. We gotta get this girl a woman to call her own, at least for a night.", Puck said.

"Sounds like fun.", Kurt replied.

"What sounds like fun?", Rachel said, pulling Finn along with her, nearly taking out the group when he had trouble slowing down. Puck saved them by giving Finn a big hug to slow him down before slapping his butt and pushing him back to Rachel.

"Everyone loves my ass.", Finn commented cheerfully before Quinn responded to Kurt, "They're making plans to get Santana a woman."

"Today?", Rachel asked.

"Nah, this weekend is about us. And the snow looks like it might be picking up. We should probably get some lunch and hot chocolate and head back home.", Kurt said, sensing that the conversation needed to be ended, even though it was still fairly innocuous.

"One more time around?", Rachel asked, loving skating with Finn.

"Anything for you, Rach."

"Of all the disgust-", Santana started but Puck shut her up by kissing her.

"What the hell was that for?", Santana said as Puck released her.

"You were going to call them disgustingly sweet, and well, I didn't wanna hear it. Don't you get them by now?"

Santana sighed, "Of course I get them. Doesn't make the lovey-dovey thing any less annoying to be around."

"Missing Brit?"

"Don't go there, Puck."

"Okay...on that note, Blaine and I are going to make one more circle and then return these skates. Quinn, want to join us?"

"Sure, that will bring back all the glee club dancing memories.", she said, linking an arm with him.

"Yeah, we were pretty good dance partners.", Kurt smiled at her, instantly getting lost in this thoughts again.

After a few moments, Quinn turned to him and asked, "Thinking about high school?"

"Ha. Yeah. I was wondering why Mr. Schuester thought it was a good idea to have me, the smallest of the guys at the time, lifting pregnant you in that Crazy in Love/Hair mashup. I obviously managed just fine, but if he was thinking about matching people up size wise, I should've been lifting Rachel or Santana.

"I thought it was strange that he had us dancing so suggestively."

"Yeah, especially because we had already gotten reprimanded for a too-sexy number that year!"

"Wait. Mr. Schue had you guys dancing suggestively during a musical number?", Blaine asked.

"Uh Yeah. And this was after a misguided performance of 'Push It' that we prepared behind his back for an assembly. I mean, we were kids and we were trying to look cool. He was a grown adult. And there was some suggestive stuff in other numbers too, but nothing that blatant after that."

"I'll never forget Finn's face when you slapped his butt.", Quinn laughed.

"I'll never forget how he ran off super quick after the performance. I think Rachel dry humping him aroused him."

"Wait, Rachel humped Finn during an assembly performance, before they were dating?", Blaine asked again.

"Yes, and then she reprised the move when Mr. Schue paired her with Finn for that mashup."

"To be fair, he probably didn't want Finn to drop you or otherwise hurt you while pregnant, and didn't want the drama from one of the not-gay guys touching you. That's probably why you were with me a lot sophomore year."

"So he thought about how to pair you up to avoid drama, but didn't think that maybe the humping shouldn't be there in the first place?"

"Yes.", Kurt and Quinn said in unison.

"How did he not get fired for that?"

"Well he realized that number looked absolutely insane with all that hair whipping. So Figgins was completely unaware and for some unknown reason, even Sue kept her mouth shut.", Quinn explained.

"Hair whipping?"

They exited the ice and headed toward Finn and Rachel, who were already changing out of their skates.

"Uh, because it was 'Hair', all us guys were in wigs and there was a lot of hair whipping. It was bad. The deaf choir definitely won that little scrimmage."

Blaine just looked at Quinn and Kurt in disbelief and Rachel's ears caught enough to know what they were talking about.

"Reminiscing about the worst glee club performance to date? I warned Mr. Schue that hairography was a bad idea. But he didn't listen to me."

"That wig sucked! I don't know how you girls do it with your hair whipping around in your face all the time when you're dancing.", Finn added.

Rachel giggled, "Well, we usually aren't purposely whipping it around, so it's not quite as bad as that number made you think it was."

"I liked that Rachel basically had to hump me for a solid few seconds of that number. That was awesome.", Finn said with a smirk, which faded once he realized he was talking to Quinn, who he was dating at that time. "Uh...sorry Quinn. Who were you paired with?"

"That would be me.", Kurt reminded him, rolling his eyes about the fact that Finn didn't even pay attention to who was dancing with his girlfriend when he was consumed with Rachel.

"It's okay, Finn. Ancient history. It's hard to be mad when anyone can see that you and Rachel are meant to be."

"Alright, I can tell from across the ice that you are getting all nostalgic over here. Let's move on and get some lunch. I'm hungry.", Santana said as she approached them.

In the short amount of time that it took them to catch the train, the snow had gotten heavier. Their heads were covered in snowflakes and the temperature was dropping fast. When they arrived at their stop, the wind had increased as well.

"It's a good thing that the deli is only a block away from the loft. I kind of want to get our lunch to go and get home.", Rachel said, while Finn tried to hold her closer without tripping her and tried to block the driving ice from her face without blocking her sight.

"Sounds good to me. I have no desire to be out any longer in this frigid weather.", Kurt said, shivering.

They reached the deli and were lucky that the place wasn't as busy as usual, so they were back outside and headed home quickly. Kurt opened the door and quickly took off all his wet outerwear and headed immediately for the thermostat to turn up their heat. Rachel yanked off her boots and headed to the kitchen to start heating up milk to make hot chocolate, before her coat was even off. As soon as Finn had his shoes, coat, and hat off and put away, he met Rachel in the kitchen and took her coat and hat off for her, so she could continue the preparations. He hung up her wet outer clothes for her and when he came back to her yet again, he noticed she was shivering because her leggings were damp from the driving snow.

"Rach, go change into something dry and warm. I'll watch the milk."

"Thanks, Finn. I wanted to get it started so we can all warm up."

She retreated to their room and wiggled out of her wet leggings. As she grabbed a pair of fleece yoga pants from her drawer, she thought it might be a good time to put on some sexy lingerie underneath. She didn't want to put on a teddy if they would be eating and hanging out for a while, but she did want to make sure that she was sufficiently sexy when the time was right. After a beat she reached into her drawer and retrieved lacy red tanga cut panties and pulled them on. She also reached under her sweater to unhook her bra and replaced it with a red lacy one that matched her underwear. She also ran a brush through her now-damp hair and pulled it all over one shoulder to loosely braid it. Once it was dry, it would fall in loose, natural waves, which she knew that Finn loved.

She re-emerged and checked on Finn and the milk. He was adorable, standing there focused on stirring the milk for her. She walked up to him and took the spoon from his hand and asked him to reach the cocoa and the sugar for her.

"I think you just want me to move in so I can reach stuff for you.", he joked as he easily grabbed the items she requested.

"We have a stool, Finn. I just want you, not for your height, but for everything that you are."

He put the ingredients down and gave her a quick kiss on her cheek as he put his arms around her as she added the cocoa and sugar to the milk and continued to stir. Finn ran to their room to change his own snow-dampened pants but returned just as Rachel was finishing.

"I think it's done", she announced, ladling the hot cocoa into mugs and sending Finn to the love nest to deliver the sweet concoction to their friends.

She sipped her own slowly as she sank down next to the couch to grab her sandwich from the pile.

"You make the best hot cocoa, Rach.", Finn couldn't resist complimenting her between bites of his sandwich.

"Are you just learning that now?", Kurt asked.

"Of course not! I've been her boyfriend in winter before.", Finn answered. "It's just worth another mention.", he added, giving her a little squeeze before taking another bite.

"It is pretty kickass hot cocoa, but it could use something to punch it up a little."

"What do you have in mind, Noah?", Rachel said, rolling her eyes.

"Girly liquor. Kahlua. Baileys. Peppermint Schnapps. Any of those would be good."

"You got some here, Noah?"

"Damn straight I do."

"Bring it on.", Rachel said as Finn gaped at her with wide eyes.

"But, Rach", he whispered, "You get drunk really easy, remember?"

"I know, Finn, but it's a snowy day, we're not going anywhere and we've already agreed to have multiple sexual encounters with everyone here, so it's probably a good time to let loose a little. You should too. I seem to remember us doing some pretty spectacular things when we were last drunk together."

"In my bed!", Kurt reminded them.

Rachel looked at Kurt seductively and responded, "Looks like we have our first invitation, Finn."

Kurt's eyes widened and he was surprised by how quickly she managed to turn him on with her seductive voice.

"Puck, I'm gonna need a double.", Kurt said, shakily.

Puck retrieved a bottle of Kahlua from his room and gave everyone a splash, giving Kurt and Finn a little more than the rest of them.

"This is delicious!", Rachel exclaimed. "I should drink more of this."

"Let's see how the first one hits you first, Berry.", Santana laughed. "We won't have any fun if you're too far gone."

Puck pulled Kurt aside when he took the Kahlua bottle to the kitchen. Kurt was surprised by his action and when Puck pulled him closer to whisper to him, he took the action as an opportunity to kiss him. Puck responded immediately, surprised that Kurt actually made a move with Blaine being so close. Kurt wasn't sure if they were supposed to continue, so he finished the kiss and looked into Puck's eyes.

"Well that wasn't what I pulled you over here for, but wow."

"Wait, what?", Kurt responded, embarrassed that he misread the signal.

"I wanted to share with you what Santana and I talked about while skating.", Puck paused seeing Kurt's embarrassment. "But, I'm really glad that I pulled you over here instead of just whispering to you out there. That was a pretty hot kiss. C'mere", he continued and pulled Kurt into his arms for another kiss. They were just about to start taking each other's clothes off as Puck's hands were grasping Kurt's ass and Kurt's were up Puck's shirt, when Santana walked in and hissed, "Puck! What's going on. Did you talk to Kurt?"

Puck slowly came off Kurt's lips and said, "Uh, we think it's a good idea to do smaller groups with Finn and Rachel today. Since you already invited them, I think it's your job to start things off."

"Oh. Uh. I think I need a shot glass."

"Here, just take a swig.", Puck said and handed him the bottle of kahlua."

"Oh Kurtsie, just go for it.", Santana egged him on and let him take a few gulps from the bottle before grabbing his head and kissing him hard, swirling her tongue deep inside his mouth before pulling off as quickly as she started.

"Make us proud.", Puck said, clapping him on the back and pushing him back to the rest of the group.

Kurt quietly sat down and grabbed his mug, sipping a little, hoping that the liquid courage would kick in soon. He was more than comfortable with having sex with them, but he wasn't so sure about how to start it without being completely awkward.

He was still cold, so he grabbed a blanket from the love nest and wrapped himself in it and leaned against their couch. Rachel noticed he was still cold from her warm blanket cocoon in Finn's arms, and said to Finn, "Oh Finny, look! Poor Kurt is still cold. He needs his own personal furnace."

"Oh alright. C'mere.", Finn said, scooting closer to Kurt and pulling him and his blanket into his lap, next to Rachel. Rachel and Kurt snuggled together between Finn's straddled legs, his long arms wrapped around them both.

"This is really comfy, but makes me feel a little like a weakling too.", Kurt said, relaxing into Finn and Rachel, nonetheless.

"Well we can't have you feeling weak on this very sexy weekend.", Rachel purred, and shifted herself, so that she was sitting on Kurt's lap, facing him and Finn. "Finny, what can we do to make Kurt feel better?"

"Your kisses always make me feel better. You could see if that makes Kurt feel stronger."

Rachel nodded and looked at Kurt before closing her eyes and softly kissing his lips. She was purposely light in her touch and added an element of sensuality by barely running her tongue around his lips. Kurt was in bliss as her barely perceptible kiss made him want more. She continued to tease his lips with barely there kisses until she felt his erection against her and she whispered, giggling to Finn, "I think he's feeling better now.", as she wiggled on his lap a little, earning a gasp. Then, Kurt blurted out, "my room. now." and stood up with Rachel in his arms. He shifted so he was holding her weight with one arm and grabbed Finn's arm with the other.

"Uh. Okay.", Finn agreed.

Blaine watched them get up with an open-mouthed expression and once the door was closed, muttered, "What the hell just happened?"

Puck answered, "Well, I think there are some fantasies that K needs to get out of his system, and Rachel was kissing him. You know how good that is."

"Yeah, I know.", he sighed, sad that he couldn't join in too.

"But we can keep you busy until Kurt is back, you know.", Santana added.

"Uh, I don't know if Kurt would like that."

"Hey Kurt, is it okay if we fuck Blaine out here?", Puck yelled.

Kurt squeaked and then yelled back, "If it's okay with him!"

"Looks like Kurt's fine with it. So ladies, what should we do with him?"

Santana looked at him with a predatorial look on her face as she replied. "Well, he cheated on our Kurt, so we might have to punish him."

Quinn looked intrigued by the possibilities of being in control and Puck's eyes lit up as he started moving toward Blaine slowly, then pushed his shoulders down so that he was lying down on the blankets. He didn't want to scare Blaine, so he straddled him gently and leaned down to kiss him to relax him. As he started to settle his weight on Blaine, kissing him deeper and deeper, Santana and Quinn ran off to her room to grab some things she thought might be handy for 'punishing' him.

The girls reemerged to the sight of a now shirtless Puck still straddling a topless Blaine, grinding into him, while attacking his mouth with his own, holding Blaine's wrists to the ground. When Puck sensed the girls had returned, he released his mouth and sat up, still holding Blaine's hips down with his thighs. "So far, this doesn't seem like punishment.", he said once his mouth was freed.

"Oh, just you wait.", Santana said.

"I think he likes it.", Puck said, feeling a shift below him.

"Please punish me."

"How did Kurt end up with a kinky boy like you?", Santana asked surprised.

"I might not have known until he 'punished' me himself."

"Well we're going to make that seem like child's play.", Puck said, chuckling as he felt Blaine twitch again.

"Enough talking, already.", Quinn said, shoving Puck further up Blaine's torso, and making easy work of removing Blaine's pants and boxers in one swift motion. In Quinn's wake, Santana took a scarf from her pile and immediately pounced on Blaine's left ankle, tying it fast to the leg of their armchair. Puck was still holding his arms down when Santana finished fastening his right ankle to another piece of furniture. He released his arms one by one as Santana tied him up further. Once he was secured down, Puck got up off him and gestured to the girls, knowing they were masters of teasing. They kissed up and down and all around his body, only lightly touching Blaine where he wanted, making him exquisitely frustrated and horny. Santana then switched from teasing to aggressive mode and ran a perfectly manicured nail down his body, pressing deep into his skin, causing him to cry out. As she scratched him, Quinn kissed him hard and dug her nails into his shoulders and Puck pulled him against his arm restraints until his legs could bend comfortably and his arms were extended fully over his head. The trio continued to tease him and prepare him until Puck was ready to have sex with him. In the midst of the act, Puck grunted out, "This hard enough for you, B? You feeling me punish you for hurting our boy?"

"I feel you. I'm going to feel you for a week.", Blaine panted out, sweating and shaking from the activity."

"Yes. You. Will.", Puck grunted out as he and Blaine finished.

After a few moments of rest, Puck got up and went to his room to grab a package he had picked up the day before. He came out and said, "hope you're rested enough, B. I'm not done with you yet."

"What?!", a bewildered Blaine squeaked out.

Puck untied him and simply said, "Hands and Knees. Now."

"Puck, what are you doing?", Blaine asked, a little scared.

"I'm not going to hurt you. I just wanted to fuck you with my new toy."

"New toy?"

"Yeah. I went to the sex toy shop and got some stuff."

Blaine turned around and saw Puck holding a rather large butt plug. "That is not going to fit."

"I think it will."

"Fine."

"I'll go slow at first, but this", Puck slapped him hard, surprising him, "is for your disbelief. Tell me if I'm really hurting you and I'll stop. I'm no rapist."

Puck then unceremoniously started using the toy on Blaine until he, he yelled out, "oh my god, oh my god. oh my god i feel like I'm going to explode."

"In a good way?", Puck asked, stilling his motion.

"I don't know, it's just really intense."

Puck slowed down a little, but then picked up his pace again when he thought he was ready. Soon Blaine was yelling in pleasure again until he collapsed, spent.

"You okay?"

"Yeah, that was intense, but good. I'm gonna be sore though."

"Well, yeah. I fucked you hard."

"Ha. Yeah, you did."

"Just rest. I'm sure K and Finchel will emerge from there at some point."

Once Kurt had pulled Finn into his room and closed the door behind him, he plopped Rachel down on his bed and turned to Finn.

"How far are you willing to go?", Kurt asked, hoping that he would set clear boundaries so he could relax.

"We can try whatever.", Finn replied, shaky, but decidedly. He didn't have a burning desire for it, but he and Rachel were all about having new experiences this weekend.

Kurt looked down at Rachel, who just nodded.

"These are your fantasies, Kurt. You need to take the reins here. We don't really know what you want."

Kurt gaped at him for a few seconds and Rachel tried to help, telling Finn, "Honey, start by making out with Kurt. I'd like to see that."

Finn closed the distance between him and Kurt and grabbed Kurt's head to kiss him, starting a little fast so he couldn't chicken out, but then easing into the kiss, and running his hands down Kurt's back. He paused for a second though, when he realized that Kurt wasn't doing anything other than kissing him.

"Kurt. It's okay to touch me. In fact, it would be good for you to lead here, since I'm not experienced with making out with dudes. I'm not gonna freak out."

"You were doing fine.", Kurt breathed out, still in disbelief that he was with Finn right now. He took a deep breath to steady himself and then rose up to kiss Finn, first softly, but then more firmly, trying to mimic how Rachel kisses, since it was pretty evident that Finn likes her style. Once Finn was well into kissing him, Kurt's hand started to wander all over Finn's body, moaning when his hand pass over Finn's butt.

"Finn has a nice butt doesn't he, Kurt?", Rachel said, egging Kurt on.

"mm..hmm…", Kurt murmured as he squeezed harder, looking for a reaction from Finn, who just continued kissing him and holding him.

"Finn, touch Kurt's butt. I think he has a nice one too."

Finn obliged and ran his hands down Kurt's back, sliding over his butt cheeks easily and giving a little squeeze.

Rachel, sensing that Finn was basically being led by her, got up from her spot on Kurt's bed. She quietly slipped her clothes off and moved behind Kurt. She lightly grasped Finn's hands and moved them all over Kurt as she rose on her tiptoes to kiss Kurt's neck.

"Finn?"

"Yeah Rach?"

"Let's move to the bed." Finn started shuffling back to the bed as Kurt and Rachel moved with him.

Once they were at the bed, Rachel paused and Finn was unsure of what his next move was. "Kurt?"

"Yes, Finn?"

"I really don't know what I'm supposed to be doing."

"Take off your clothes, honey.", Rachel said to Finn as she turned to Kurt and pulled his shirt off.

"Kurt, how do you want us? You wanna try double teaming me? Or do you want to be in a Finchel sandwich", Rachel said sweetly, turning toward Finn to pull off his pants and boxers.

Kurt stared at her lace covered ass as she knelt over Finn, removing his pants, wondering if it was even possible. "Can we try both? I mean we got time, right?"

"Okay", Rachel said softly, looking at Finn trying to convey what she needed him to do. He seemed to understand and nodded.

He pulled her down on top of him and kissed her and held her close to him, trying to figure out how to position her so that they both had access. One he had figured it out, he released her and rolled her over onto her back to get her ready. He then pulled Kurt over and said, "I'll get her ready. But you need to keep her relaxed, okay?"

Kurt nodded, and immediately dove in to kiss her and fondle her. When she was into it, reaching for Kurt as well, Finn gently got her aroused as Rachel moaned at the sensations, but managed to speak breathily, "go slow" when she sensed that he was ready to try something new.

"Of course, Rach. I love you.", Finn replied as he got her ready. Rachel hissed in response and took deep breaths as she adjusted to him being there, and he stayed still, both him and Kurt holding her but otherwise not trying to arouse her more. "Can I move, Rach?"

She nodded but was clearly overwhelmed by the sensation. He started moving and she hissed again. Finn got the sense that she was okay with it, but not really enjoying it either, so he stilled inside her again and asked, "Rach, does this feel good?"

"How many fingers do you have in? It's a lot."

"Uh, one. Rachel, we don't have to do this if you don't want to. If it doesn't feel good, it's not worth it."

"Finn, she's tiny, if your finger is too much even after trying for a little bit, there's no way either of us will feel good to her."

Finn pulled out and reached up to hold her, "I'm sorry, Rach. I didn't want to hurt you."

"Finn, you didn't hurt me. We said we'd try it and we did. It wasn't bad or painful, it just wasn't pleasurable for me. I'm sorry, Kurt."

"Nothing to be sorry for, Diva.", Kurt said, kissing her neck, and rolling on top of her. He kissed her lips and she reciprocated, but then tried to roll him onto Finn. Finn luckily realized what she was trying to do and helped her get Kurt situated between them.

She started kissing Kurt, grinding into him, pushing him into Finn, who grunted below him as his hands caressed her back and cupped her butt, pulling her into him and Kurt even more. They made out for a little bit, Rachel alternating between kissing Finn and Kurt, while Finn kissed Kurt's neck when he wasn't kissing Rachel. Rachel then realized that they needed to shift around so that they could attend to Kurt properly. She lifted herself up and let Finn flip Kurt over to kiss him. She reached for the lube bottle, and placed it in Finn's hand. Finn looked at Rachel, unsure, even though he had just tried it with her. She gave him a reassuring look.

Kurt looked up at her over his shoulder and rolled off of Finn and onto his back. Rachel took the opportunity to kiss him as Finn took a deep breath and squirted some lube on his fingers. Rachel started kissing Kurt's neck and torso, moving herself down to give him a blow job. Kurt started moaning, clearly enjoying all the attention on him. "I think he likes that Rach.", Finn smirked, watching her mouth take in all of Kurt, as he stretched Kurt.

"Oh god.", Kurt moaned out.

"Thought you didn't believe in him.", Finn joked, continuing his actions.

"Fuuuuuuck."

Rachel slowly stopped to say to Finn, "You heard him. It's time to Fuck.".

She reached over to grab two condoms from the nightstand (thankfully, Santana had placed handfuls of condoms in every room of the apartment so that the weekend wouldn't have any awkward, "Oh shit, I need a condom" moments.). Straddling Kurt, she handed one to Finn, and kept one to put on Kurt. Once he was ready, she rolled onto her back beside him and said gently, "Finn, I need to you set the rhythm, okay? You need to start." Kurt hovered above her on his hands and knees looking down on her with love in his eyes. "This is amazing.", he breathed out. "I love you both."

"We love you too, Kurt.", Finn said, pausing, "Let me know if this is okay. I'm new at this."

"I love both of you, too.", Rachel said, raising up to kiss Kurt as Finn started. Kurt gasped into Rachel's mouth as Finn pause.

"Rach? Was that a good gasp or a bad one?", Finn said, worried.

"Holy fuck. Finn, it's good. You can move.", he answered.

Rachel then positioned herself and Finn's rhythm with Kurt became the rhythm between the three of them.

"Oh wow.", Kurt breathed out.

Finn's long arms reached around Kurt to put one arm behind Rachel to hold her against Kurt. She helped Finn by putting her arms around Kurt and her legs around both of them to hold herself up to them as they made love to her. She kissed Kurt, who continued to moan, overwhelmed by the sensations. Rachel was moaning and yelling out occasionally, so he knew she was having fun. If he was honest, he was needing a little more and he knew that Rachel needed more stimulation as well, so he picked up his pace. He also somehow managed to snake a hand between Kurt and Rachel. She was clinging to Kurt for dear life as she finished, which triggered Kurt's finish as well. Finn followed a moment later. Kurt couldn't hold himself up anymore, and collapsed onto Rachel. Finn was careful to stay upright as Kurt fell and then laid on the other side of Rachel.

"Wow.", Kurt said. "That was fucking amazing. Thank you. I love you."

Rachel giggled. "That was pretty amazing, but my arms are tired."

"I tried to help, baby.", Finn said.

"I know, but you could only do so much, I mean you had to keep your balance too."

"I think we need to boost Rachel up more to make that kind of position work. Uh...not that I expect we'll be doing that all the time or anything. I just mean if we're in that position again this weekend, of course.", Kurt blurted out, instantly embarrassed by what he was saying.

"That would work. Or I wonder if we would have more leverage on our sides. Although it's hard for me to get the right position on my side. Finn, what do you think?"

"Uh, I think that I need to pee. So I'm gonna. err. put on my boxers and do that. You two can stay here. I know we said that Rachel and I couldn't be separated, but I'm giving you explicit permission to make out until I get back."

Rachel snuggled into Kurt and said, "We'll probably just cuddle and recover. Come back quick."

Kurt hugged her and said to her, "Thank you, Rachel. You have no idea how awesome that was. It was even better than my fantasy."

"So what other fantasies do you have?"

"I don't think Finn's up for it."

"Oh, he recovers fast, Kurt, you know that. He'll be ready to go by the time he gets back from the bathroom."

"That's not quite what I mean. Uh. I."

"I bet he'd be willing to try."

"I don't know Rachel, it's one thing to top. Especially since he was indirectly making love to you. It's quite another to bottom. That's a bigger plunge to make that's very clearly in gay sex territory for men."

"But he likes when I milk his prostate."

"But you're a girl. I know Finn is a wonderful straight ally and that he's come a long way, but I worry that this might affect his self-concept somehow."

"He's not that boy who is afraid of what people think anymore. He's a man who is having a weekend to explore a whole gamut of activities. And you know you want to top with him, so you should at least give it a shot. Plus, I'll be there, so it'll just be his turn to be the meat in the Kinchel sandwich this time."

"Are you trying to convince me to have anal sex with your boyfriend?"

"I don't care either way, but I do want you to have all the chances that you want with us. And technically, you've already HAD anal sex with my boyfriend. Isn't his penis amazing?"

"Oh Lord Spaghetti Monster, he is fucking amazing. I don't know how you can walk. I'm seriously wondering if I'll be able to walk out of here when we're done."

"Oh shit! I didn't hurt you, did I? Fuck! I knew it was too much.", Finn said, walking into Kurt's room again, obviously hearing the last part of what Kurt said.

"Finn, oh no. You did not hurt me at all. It was really really good and I loved every minute of it. Yeah, I might be sore, but in the best possible way. Haven't you ever made it so that it was hard for Rachel to walk?"

"Kurt, did you really think that I had sprained my ankle after the Mashup Competition Senior Year?"

"You didn't?"

"No,", Rachel said, giggling, "I was tending to Finn back at his house after Santana slapped him and we had an extra energetic lovemaking session, that might have gone a few rounds, and given that we had only just started having sex, I was a little sore and was walking funny when we were done, so we just said I had sprained my ankle."

"I wish I wouldn't hurt people. Sometimes it sucks being…"

"well endowed?", Rachel finished for him. "And no, it doesn't suck at all. I love your nice big penis. I'm the luckiest person in the world." she pointed out, kissing him.

"Yeah, I'm not complaining, Finn. It felt awesome.", Kurt said genuinely, even though he knew that Finn wasn't actually hearing him since he was being kissed by Rachel and thus in a Finchel stupor.

"Well you won't be the only one having trouble walking. I think Puck is punishing Blaine for something. It's pretty intense out there."

"Well Blaine kinda likes it a little rough. At least they're having fun out there.", Kurt said, wondering what Puck was trying to accomplish with Blaine.

"Finn, I'm kinda wanting your nice big endowment inside me now. Think you can make that happen?", Rachel purred, egging him on.

Finn dove on her, kissing her senseless and feeling her breath hitch as he kneaded her breasts with his large hands. She moaned and arched into him.

"Aaaand, they're doing it on my bed again.", Kurt snarked, rolling his eyes even though no one could see.

"At least we've included you this time.", Finn muttered into Rachel's neck as he kissed and nipped at her.

"Uh, not at the moment."

"Kurt, just get over here then. You don't need a written invitation, you know.", Rachel managed to speak before Finn's hands worked their magic and any words she might have had left were converted to a high pitched whistle.

"Holy whistle register!", Kurt exclaimed. "What the hell did you do to her?"

"I just touched her love button. It's not difficult.", Finn scoffed.

"Can I try?"

Finn shifted to Rachel's side and showed Kurt what he had done, earning another shrill noise, followed by a soft whimper when he removed his fingers. Kurt looked at Finn, who nodded at him and gestured for him to try. Kurt tried to imitate what Finn did and Rachel moaned but didn't make the same noise. He frowned and tried again, getting closer. He looked at Finn, who did it again for him to watch. When he tried again, he definitely hit the spot and Rachel made the desired noise, causing him to jump and lose the spot while both Finn and Rachel succumbed to a fit of giggles. Once the giggles subsided, Rachel started wiggling around as she was no longer patient. Finn understood her tell, and started caressing her again, getting close to her center again, when she spoke.

"Okay, enough teasing. Finn, fuck me, NOW."

"Oh God, it's hot when you say fuck.", Finn said with a strained voice as he slid into her, pausing for a second to say, "I love you", before starting a steady rhythm. She was thoroughly enjoying herself, as certainly all of their neighbors could tell, when it occurred to Finn that they had left Kurt out. He thought for a minute and then turned over his shoulder at Kurt, grunting out "Do you want to fuck me into Rachel?", between thrusts.

Kurt's eyes bugged out, surprised that it wasn't Rachel that suggested it, and that Finn was inviting it, not just allowing it.

As Finn let Kurt mull over his responses he continued to make love to Rachel.

"How much have you been drinking, Finn?"

"Barely any, actually."

"You want me to go inside you?"

"You seemed to enjoy it when we were the other way around, so yeah, sure. Rachel's fingers feel good, so I'm open to trying more."

"Okay", Kurt said shakily, reaching for the lube. "Rachel? Can he stop err thrusting for a few minutes?"

"Do you want him out or just still?"

"Just still. How about you tell me and Finn just how good he feels inside you while I get him ready."

Finn slowly sunk himself all the way into Rachel, she responded by running her hands down his back and pulling him into her. "You're not crushing me, Finn. I like feeling you around me like I'm in a cozy cocoon. Relax.", she said. Rachel kissed him, then, which further relaxed him.

She knew that Kurt wanted her to talk about what Finn felt like, but she struggled, "I don't really have words for how this feels. I mean, you're inside me, filling me up. It's warm and I'm wet and it's the singularly most overwhelming feeling I've ever had. And with you, Finn? I can feel our love physically. It's like this warm rush of electrically charged energy that flows through us. Do you feel that too?"

"Every time I touch you. I thought it was just me and my imagination or anticipation or something, but I'm glad it's not in my head. I'm glad we have that something special."

Rachel beamed up at him, happy tears pooling in her eyes.

"You're not just saying that to get laid?"

"I don't need to say stuff like that to get laid. And even if I did, I wouldn't play with your emotions like that, Rach. I love you too much for that. And I love that we're doing this weekend together, I like exploring with you.", Finn smiled at her and Kurt took his statement as a cue and opened the lube and spread it on his fingers. Rachel could tell what Kurt was getting ready to do and kissed him to calm him. Finn kept his breath even and relaxed, like Rachel had told him to as Kurt prepared Finn for their next position.

"You liking that, Finn?", Rachel commented on his response.

He merely nodded. Rachel, sensing that he was ready to continue, looked at Kurt and raised an eyebrow. He nodded and grabbed a condom.

"Hey Finn, I'm….I'm gonna.."

"You're gonna stick your lubed up cock in my ass.", Finn said cheerfully.

"Well only if you want me to.", Kurt responded.

"Yes, I want you to. Your fingers felt great and I'm ready."

Kurt took a deep breath and pushed himself into Finn, squeaking as he did, "Fuck. For a big guy, you're super tight."

Finn grunted out, "Well everyone does love my ass. And, for a tall thin guy, you're not uh...thin down there."

"And a few minutes ago, he was mostly an anal virgin.", Rachel pointed out

"Mostly virgin?", Kurt squeaked out.

"Well, Rachel's fingers are the only things that have gone in there. You knew that.", Finn grunted out again.

"Gonna be okay there, Kurt?", Rachel said, noticing his red face.

He nodded, trying to get over the fact that he just devirginized Finn's ass. He snapped out of his thoughts when he realized that he needed to move and set their rhythm, as the three of them gasped and grunted and shrieked with every rhythmic move. As the pace quickened, Kurt became overwhelmed quickly and was the first to finish. He was quickly followed by Finn and Rachel, who finished together, clinging to each other as well as Kurt, breathing heavy until they came down from their high.

Kurt and Finn tumbled to the side, leaving Finn between Rachel and Kurt. They both snuggled into his arms, holding hands themselves on Finn's stomach.

"Thank you.", Kurt said quietly, with tears in his eyes.

"Oh, Kurt.", Rachel said, noticing the tears in his eyes.

"It's just, this means a lot to me. I mean, it's you guys. I would've always wondered. And to be let in on something so special, it's just…", Kurt stopped speaking as the tears were now flowing down his cheeks.

"Uh, I don't think you're supposed to cry after getting laid. I kinda feel like I did something wrong."

"Happy tears, Finn. You were everything 16 year old Kurt imagined and more. Better even."

"You're special to us too Kurt. You are part of us for life you know."

"I know. I love you both. This wasn't just sex or curiosity for me. It was a loving send-off. A bachelor/bachelorette party of sorts. And I totally believe that you guys have a real actual tingle thing between you. I don't feel it, obviously, but things change when you're in contact with each other."

"So, Kurt…", Rachel started, "Any pointers? I mean this weekend is about learning too."

"Oh, dear. No, I don't have any pointers. You are the sexiest woman alive, Rachel Berry. And damn, Finn. I don't know how Santana could've ever said anything negative about your sexual prowess, because based on your size alone, even if you only lasted a minute, it would still be pretty incredible. I mean, wow."

"To be fair, I wasn't into it and really did suck at it with her. I only ended up finishing when it quickly occurred to me to imagine that she was Rachel. Then it was pretty instantaneous."

"What?", Rachel said softly, dumbfounded to why he hadn't told her that before.

"You know you could've saved everyone a lot of heartache if you would've confessed that early on.", Kurt pointed out.

"No one would've believed it at the time.", Rachel said. "He probably tried to tell me, but my ego was too bruised and fragile. And then it didn't matter because we were over it."

"Well yeah, and at the time I already had a lot of guys on my back for being in glee club, so saying Santana wasn't hot enough for me would've just added fuel to the fire. It was stupid but so was I back then."

"It's all part of growing up, I guess.", Kurt pointed out. "I mean, I got our parents together because I thought Finn would switch teams if our parents were together. That's crazy logic."

"But it all worked out. Burt and Carole are a lovely couple, and while your reasoning was selfish, it was genius matchmaking. And while you didn't gain a boyfriend, you did gain a brother."

"A brother that he just had sex with.", Finn said, smiling, "So in a way, I mean, he kinda got what he wanted from setting our parents up. He got close to me and now he got to have the Finn Hudson sexual experience."

"You have the goofiest way of saying things, little brother."

"So many things wrong with calling me a little brother when we're naked and post-coiffed.", Finn laughed again, squeezing them both tight as Rachel squealed.

"I think you mean post-coital. Crazy sex hair is the opposite of being coiffed.", Rachel told him gently.

"Yeah, post-coital. After sex."

"So, should we rejoin the party and drink more?", Rachel asked.

"Getting dressed might be a good first step.", Kurt said.

"But I like having you both in my arms.", Finn pouted.

"How about we throw on some comfy clothes and go cuddle in the love nest with some drinks. We can relax with our friends and see where the night takes us."

"I'm kind of curious about what Puck did to Blaine.", Kurt added.

"Nope. I'm not letting you two go. Keeping you in bed with me forever."

"It's a good thing we know his weakness, huh Kurt?"

"Oh. Noooooo…Eeeeeeeek!", Finn yelled as Kurt pinned his arms above his head and Rachel attacked his sides, tickling him mercilessly.

"Haha! Freedom!", Rachel exclaimed, straddling him to keep him down while she tickled him.

Finn laughed and shrieked like a little girl until he finally pulled out of Kurt's grasp and turned the tables on Rachel, who immediately stopped, and said, "Ok, ok. We're done. I promise."

Finn stopped and pulled her down for a kiss, just holding her to him.

"Uh, Finn? As nice as this is, can you let go, please?"

"Nope."

"Well at least Kurt got free.", Rachel said, resigned to stay comfortably in Finn's arms until he was ready to let go.

"Should I send Puck in to save his Jewish Princess?", Kurt asked dryly.

"What's Puck gonna do? I can take him."

"He might actually want you to, uh, take him in another way."

"Well yeah, I mean I do have a magic ass."

"Oh, how I love overconfident Finn."

"Okay, I'll let Rachel go. No need for Puck right now."

Rachel kissed him and rose to find her panties and bra. She gathered up the rest of her clothes, but headed to the door without putting them on.

"Uh, Rach? Are you missing something?"

"No. I'm going to trade undergarments, so I figured I should at least walk by in these."

"Such a tease, Ms. Rachel Berry.", Kurt chuckled.

"Try not to get distracted on your way to change.", Finn said, only half joking, since she'd be walking by Puck and Santana.

"Well come with me and make sure that no one tries to pull me away, big sexy man-of-mine.", Rachel smiled at him.

Finn pulled on his boxers, running pants and t-shirt and followed Rachel out the door.

Instantly, there were whistles and and catcalls at Rachel. She smirked and did a little twirl before disappearing into her room.

"Letting your woman strut her stuff, Finnocence?"

"I think that nickname only worked until I met Rachel, Satan."

"Yeah, yeah, I know. You two do all manner of kinky things. But yet you still appear so wholesome."

"I think that's their appeal.", Puck responded.

"No, their appeal is that they're both crazy hot.", Kurt said.

"And I have a magic ass."

"What?!", Puck responded.

"No way.", Santana breathed out.

"Oh, he's not lying.", Kurt said as Quinn's eyes bugged out.

"Damn. What a weekend!", Santana exclaimed.

"It is quite a weekend, isn't it?", Rachel chirped as she bounced out of her room and settled into Finn's lap.

"That it is.", Kurt agreed, sitting next to Blaine and continuing, "So, Finn tells me you were having some fun out here without us?"

"Is that Okay? I thought it was okay this weekend. Oh no, did I screw up again?", Blaine said, panicking.

Puck chuckled and blurted out, "We might need to punish you again if you did."

Kurt raised his eyebrows at Puck and Santana.

"What? We defended your honor, Porcelain.", Santana said defensively.

"He needed to be punished for cheating on you, K."

"By that logic, Finn might have to punish you for impregnating Quinn and making out with Rachel."

"He might enjoy that too much, Kurt.", Rachel pointed out when Puck's face lit up at the thought of Finn pounding into him.

Changing the topic, Kurt turned to Blaine again and said, "Do you not remember me saying that it was fine? Did you have fun?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Well then it was okay. I don't have any claim on you right now. I was in there having sex with Finn and Rachel. There's no reason why you couldn't be out here having fun with Puck, Santana, and Quinn. Even if they were unnecessarily rough."

Blaine blushed. "I kinda liked it, though. Even the giant butt plug."

"Giant butt plug?", Kurt asked, raising an eyebrow at Puck again.

"I took a trip to the sex toy store yesterday.", he said proudly, holding up the toy for Kurt to see.

"I see."

"I wanna play a drinking game.", Rachel blurted out since she was bored and wanted to divert a whole discussion about the sex toy store.

"One that involves cards or quarters or dice or something more like 'Never have I ever' or 'Truth or Dare'?", Puck asked.

"What's 'Never Have I Ever'?"

"The perfect game for our current situation, actually. Basically we take turns saying 'Never have I ever...fill in the blank.' The idea is to say things that you know other people have done, because they have to drink if they've done that thing.", Santana explained.

"Puck, go get us drinks. Strong ones!", Quinn yelled, clearly eager to party.

"Sounds perfect.", Rachel said.

Santana informed them, "I'll start once Puck gets back with the drinks."

"I'll go help him.", Kurt said and got up to follow Puck to the kitchen.

"You didn't have to defend my honor, you know. I have forgiven him."

"I know, but I wanted to.", Puck said sincerely. "He really enjoyed it, so I'm not sure how much punishment it really was."

"It'll be more of a punishment when he's still hurting tomorrow and has to sit on a train.", Kurt assured him as Puck finished the first two drinks.

"Here, can you take these to Q and Satan?"

"At your service", Kurt said, giving him a quick peck before taking the glasses to the other room. When he returned, Puck crashed into him and kissed him more passionately, before saying, "Blaine and Finn. Finn's is on your right. It has more alcohol in it, because he's a bigger guy. I know Blaine could use some extra numbing, but if I remember correctly, he also gets sloppy pretty quickly."

"Oh yes he does!", Kurt agreed, laughing.

Puck made a fancy pink cocktail for Rachel, even crushing a fresh strawberry into it and handed Kurt a kahlua drink, before grabbing his own Long Island Iced Tea and heading out to join the rest of them.

"It's PINK!", Rachel cheered, excited by her special drink.

"Never have I ever had a penis in my ass.", Santana started.

"Well this game is starting off with a bang.", Kurt said, as he, Blaine, Puck, and Finn took their first sips.

"Literally", Finn replied, whispering to Rachel, "Did I use literally right?"

She nodded at him, smiling, before jumping into the game, "Never have I ever had a threesome before this weekend." Puck, Santana, and Quinn all drank.

Quinn took a turn next, "Never have I ever had anything up my ass."

Rachel, Santana, Finn, Puck, Kurt, and Blaine all drank and Puck raised an eyebrow at Rachel.

"Finn's finger, Puckerman. Happy?", she blurted out in response to his look.

Finn took the opportunity to take a jab at Puck for irritating Rachel, "Never have I ever had sex with someone more than 3 years older than me." Puck glared at Finn, but graciously took a gulp.

"Never have I ever cheated on someone.", Kurt said as they all groaned and took swigs of their drinks.

"Never have I ever had sex in the choir room.", Quinn said. Finn and Rachel clinked their glasses together and both took a sip. Kurt and Blaine also tried to sneak their sips, but Santana caught them.

"Holy fucking shit. Klaine got it on in the choir room too?!", she laughed hysterically as Kurt and Blaine both blushed beet red.

"Never have I ever wore a skirt, dress, or kilt.", Blaine announced and nearly choked when Finn also drank along with the rest of them.

Kurt, noticing Blaine's surprise, commented, "Finn dressed up as Lady Gaga sophomore year in an attempt to stand up for me."

"Are there pictures?"

"Of course.", Kurt said, laughing. "Now I know what I need to post on Facebook for Throwback Thursday!"

"Shit. I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass someday".

"Never have I ever had sex in a moving vehicle.", Puck said. Finn and Rachel drank, and Blaine couldn't help but ask, "Who was driving?"

"The limo driver" "The pilot", Finn and Rachel answered simultaneously.

"Never have I ever given someone a blow job.", Finn said, smiling when everyone in the room but him was drinking.

Quinn then supplied, "Never have I ever had sex in a body of water outdoors." (Finn, Rachel, Santana, and Puck drank).

"Never have I ever fucked someone's mom.", Finn said, aiming for Puck again. He was shocked when Santana also drank. Finn scrunched up his face, confused, but thinking that Santana must have found some lesbian mom in New York for a fling or something.

Then Puck said, "You slept with Quinn too, dumbass. Drink!" Finn looked surprised and then the realization of what he actually brought up hit him. He facepalmed and then apologized.

"Sorry Quinn. I was thinking of the older moms Puck slept with." he said before taking a swig of his drink.

"Like MY mother, Finn?"

Finn nearly spit out his drink. "Oh shit. I forgot about that, too. Wow, I am an insensitive jerk. That was a real dumbass thing for me to say. Sorry, Rachel."

"Never have I ever engaged in intercourse while wearing a Power Rangers T-shirt."

Finn blushed bright red, but drank and replied, "It was cold that day! But I totally deserved that."

"Never have I ever had an orgasm in a hot tub.", Quinn added, aiming for Finn, but was floored when everyone else drank too.

"Really? All of you?"

"Oh, were you just going after me?", Finn laughed. "Rachel and I totally had fun in the hotel hot tub after prom."

"I had a pool cleaning business. Moms like hot tubs."

"Puck had a pool cleaning business.", Santana echoed, indicating that she might have indulged with Puck.

"Uh. I had a hot tub, so Kurt and I might have tried it out after school before my parents got home on occasion."

"Clearly I need to get off in a hot tub."

"You totally do, Quinn. It's quite nice!", Rachel blurted out.

"Um, okay."

"Never have I ever been turned on by legwarmers.", Kurt said, smirking, as he tried to help Quinn and Rachel out in their quest to embarrass Finn for his 'I never' misstep.

Finn drank, completely unashamed by his attraction to Rachel wearing sequined legwarmers. He laughed hysterically when he saw that Puck was drinking too.

"What, Fuckhead? They kinda look like thigh highs and we know those are hot. I always thought your woman was smokin' hot."

Kurt shook his head in disbelief.

"Never have I ever injured someone with my dancing.", Puck added to the game.

"Seriously?", Finn asked, as he took another drink. "Are you trying to get me drunk now?"

"Ooo. This is a fun game now.", Santana said, adding, "Never have I ever jizzed myself from kissing someone for the first time."

"Now I KNOW you're trying to get me drunk!", Finn said, drinking again as Rachel giggled that Finn wasn't even embarrassed by the content of the game, only by his being targeted.

"Never have I ever done body shots.", Blaine said.

Finn had a reprieve from drinking as Puck and Santana took the last gulps of their drinks. Puck hopped up and went to the kitchen to make more as Kurt took the opportunity to keep the game going. "Never have I ever had sex on a stage."

Finn and Rachel both drank as Quinn rolled her eyes. Finn's drink was then finished, but Puck placed another right into his hand after he put the finished glass down on the bookshelf.

"Magically refilling drink! I like this!"

"Never have I ever been caught having sex by a parent.", Puck said, sitting down.

"Caught as in they walked in or just overheard?"

"Oh, Finn, just drink. You might not have been walked in on by parents, but I have no doubt you have been overheard by all four of them, and thus "caught". Any parent in their right mind wouldn't actually want to walk in and see their kid having sex when it's pretty apparent what's going on.", Kurt pointed out.

Rachel was already drinking and blushing because everyone was looking at her.

"What? I know we didn't always finish before my dads came home. I'd consider that caught. We would've been caught by Burt and Carole a lot more if they'd been home more senior year."

"Okay, it's break time. We're doing body shots!", Puck announced while holding up a bottle of tequila.

"So, how does this work?", Rachel asked, finishing the drink in her hand, ready to do shots.

"Take off your shirt and find out", Puck answered.

Rachel whipped off her sweater and Puck nearly dropped the bottle.

"Holy shit". Finn breathed out before tackling her and kissing her senseless.

"I totally get that reaction, but Finn, get her pants off and then get the hell off her so we can drink off of her, already.", Puck said, regaining his wits after seeing the teddy Rachel had on, which was barely anything, with lots of cutouts..

"You're welcome, by the way.", Santana snarked.

"Is this one 'damn, Berry'?", Kurt asked.

Santana nodded and Kurt responded, "nice choice".

"Finn, make a trail of salt on your woman.", Puck said, tossing him the salt shaker while unscrewing the tequila.

"This might be a little cold, but I'm pouring tequila in your belly button."

"Open your mouth, Berry.", Santana said before placing a lime slice between her teeth.

"Alright, Finn, lick the salt, drink the tequila, suck the lime."

Finn expertly licked the swirl of salt that he put around her cleavage, then slurped up the little tequila that Rachel's belly button could hold and then bit into the lime, taking it from Rachel.

"I like this.", Finn said, smiling, then kissing Rachel again.

"It's surprisingly hot.", Rachel agreed.

"Well then let's make it hotter", Puck said lining shotglasses up and putting them on Rachel. Finn saw what he was doing and started making more salt swirls. Santana put one lime slice in her mouth, and stuck others in various locations on her body, making Finn's mouth water as he angled himself toward the shotglass closest to her legs. He went for it as the rest of their friends found a spot to lick Rachel. There was so much sensation for her that she started moaning, especially when Finn didn't move the strategically placed lime slice and started licking her all around it. Puck then dove around Finn and snatched the lime slice with his mouth and used his hand to touch her, causing her to jump and moan louder.

"Santana, I think Rachel has been missing out on the drinking. Wanna help her out?", Puck pointed out.

Without a word, Santana procured a shotglass, took off her shirt, secured the shotglass in her bra, held in place by her ample cleavage, put a lime slice in her mouth and pulled Quinn over, yanking off her shirt and licking a stripe above one of her breasts, so the salt would stick.

"Okay, diva. I wanna see your tongue get all the salt off my girl Q, here. Then I'm gonna feed you some liquor.", Santana pushed Quinn down to Rachel, slapping Quinn's ass in the process. Rachel obediently licked the salt off and then Santana positioned herself over Rachel's mouth and told her, "Open up, baby. Mama's gotta give you the good stuff." Rachel swallowed all that Santana gave her and then before she could reach up and grab Santana's breasts, a lime slice had found it's way into her mouth and Santana was kissing her neck.

"That is the hottest thing I've ever seen. Holy shit.", Puck responded.

"Holy hell.", Kurt agreed.

"Mmmm", Rachel responded, both from the tequila and to the things that Puck, Finn, and Santana were doing to her. Puck and Finn were attending to her lower half while Santana, Blaine, and Kurt caressed her upper half.

Within minutes, she was covered in a sheer layer of sweat and shaking. Her throat was emitting high pitched shrieks. Her body felt like it was imploding. She sucked in air frantically as the implosion turned into an explosion, she let out a string of undecipherable syllables that sounded like an odd portmanteau of their names, and she swore that she saw gold stars in her vision.

"Holy fuck.", she breathed out, trying to catch her breath again.

"You're telling us, even Finn and Puck together couldn't hold you still!", Quinn marveled.

"Damn, Finn. You ever see her like that before?"

"Of course he has! Finn is a sex god!", Rachel answered before Finn could mumble something modest.

"Yeah, he is.", Kurt agreed.

"I wanna drink off Finn! It's his turn!", Rachel exclaimed, ready to move again.

She sat up and pushed Finn down. She quickly stripped off Finn's shirt and then pulled down his pants and boxers, much to Finn's surprise.

"Uh, Rach?", Finn asked, as Rachel's response was to sprinkle salt all over Finn Jr.

"Ahh! That tickles! Rachel!"

"Won't tickle in a moment, I promise.", she said seductively, shoving a lime slice in his mouth and grabbing the tequila bottle. She removed the salt and finished him off, then she poured some tequila into his belly button, making a mess as Puck scoffed, "party foul!". She giggled as Finn got ticklish when she sucked up the tequila. After she got what she could from his body, she took a swig from the bottle, earning a "Nice work, Princess", from Puck. She finished up by taking the lime from Finn.

"That was insanely hot.", Kurt breathed out, grabbing the tequila bottle from Rachel and sprinkling salt all over Finn with the other. Quinn rolled her eyes, but gave Finn a little kiss and stuck another lime slice in his mouth.

"Not as hot as what I'm doing to our kinky diva.", Santana said with her voice dripping with sex appeal.

"Why am I worried whenever she has plans for me?", Rachel asked when Santana returned from the kitchen with a clean shot glass.

"Do that crazy upside down lotus-y yoga move."

"In my lingerie?"

"Or naked."

"mm. meam moma meeh", Finn tried to talk around the lime slice, as Kurt busied himself licking up salt from his chest. "What?", Kurt asked. Quinn took the lime out of his mouth for a second.

"Oh, Rachel yoga sex. Sweet!". Finn blurted out, getting excited.

"You've used yoga in sex before?", Puck asked, tilting his head to watch what Rachel was doing.

"We had started reading the Kama Sutra at the end of senior year.", Finn stated proudly.

Quinn stuck the lime back in his mouth unceremoniously, not wanting to hear more about Finn and Rachel and the kama sutra. He then yelped as Kurt bit one of his nipples and shot tequila from the bottle, but he still turned toward Rachel, so that Kurt had to temporarily block his view to take the lime from his mouth.

"Hey, no blocking my view!", Finn whined as Kurt rolled his eyes at Finn's lackluster response to him taking a body shot.

Santana observed Rachel in the position and then worked quickly, spreading salt along her exposed leg on one side and setting the lime slice down on the other. Then she then placed the shotglass down in a place where it had never been before.

"Did Santana just fuck Rachel with a full shotglass? Damn.", Blaine said. He wasn't quite sure he'd ever seen anything like that before.

The rest of them just stared as Santana licked the salt from Rachel's leg and then picked up the shot glass with her mouth to chug it down and grab the lime from the other side.

Rachel moved out of the pose and quipped, "Well that was new."

"Is anyone else hungry now? Because I'm kinda getting hungry now.", Finn sputtered out.

Kurt rolled his eyes and corrected him. "You're not hungry, you just want to eat food out of Rachel's errrrr cafe."

"We need another drinking game. Berry held that pose entirely too well. I want a drunk Berry!", Santana announced.

"Never have I ever had a full shotglass shoved into an orifice.", Quinn shouted out, giggling when Rachel took the tequila bottle and drank while the boys cheered for her.

"Just be careful, Rach. You're so tiny and it won't be fun to take you to the ER to get your stomach pumped."

"I'll be careful, Finn.", Rachel giggled, already feeling the tiniest bit tipsy.

"Okay, more drinks for the protective boyfriend!", Santana announced. Moments later, a long island iced tea appeared in Finn's other hand and a weak kahlua drink appeared in Rachel's, because even Puck knew that there was a fine line between a drunk Rachel and a passed out Rachel.

"Rachel. Truth or Dare?", Blaine started a new game for them. He figured it was perfect because it could be sexual or not, and they could add drinking rules too.

"Um, Truth."

"Oh, Berry, you gotta drink when you pick truth.", Santana told her.

Rachel dutifully took a sip of her drink and waited for Blaine to ask her a question.

"Other than Finn, who we all know is your favorite, which guy kisses the best?"

Rachel thought for a second. She contemplated bending the truth and saying that it was someone else, but decided that Finn would know anyway and that by now, he should be secure enough in his status as number one to not worry.

"Noah.", she responded quietly.

"It's alright.", Finn said, assuring Rachel and noticing Puck's excitement. "Go kiss her."

Puck bounded over and took her blushing face in his hands and kissed her for several seconds before Blaine cleared his throat and pointed out that Rachel had to keep the game going.

"Quinn, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to give Kurt a blowjob after you take your turn."

"Uh, Thanks?", Kurt said.

"Blaine, truth or dare?"

"Truth...No WAIT! Dare. Yes. Dare.."

"Go fuck Puck in the ass."

"Maybe we need a rule that we all drink when the dare is sexual.", Rachel said from the comfort of Finn's lap.

"I like the way little jew thinks.", Puck said, before pulling down his pants and bending over for Blaine as Kurt squeaked when Quinn's started on him.

Blaine took off his pants and walked over to Puck, who was wiggling his butt around. "Okay. Puck, Truth or Dare?"

"Uh. Truth. It'd be a little hard to do a dare when you're fucking me."

"Who do you want to get you ready for this?"

"Finn. Finn and Rachel, actually."

Finn and Rachel looked at each other and shrugged.

Rachel took a bottle of lube from the table and spread it on her fingers. She prepared him and then gave Finn a turn, giving him a kiss before going to the bathroom to wash her hands.

"Hey, asshole.", Finn said as he got started. Puck squeaked out, "Why are you greeting it?"

"Greeting it? I just. Oh. I was talking to you, not your actual. Oh shut up!", Finn sputtered out, getting a little rougher as a result.

"Oh man.", Puck said. "You are really good at this for being new."

"Sex god.", Rachel reminded Puck.

"So is he ready?", Blaine asked.

"I think so…", Finn said absently before stopping.

"Yeah, I'm ready. Let me have it Blaine."

Blaine started having sex with Puck, and Kurt, who was watching the whole thing with hooded eyes as Quinn's dare continued, surprised Quinn as he got excited watching Blaine and Puck.

He was surprised by the strength of his reaction to watching them, and soon, he was yelping, "oh my god. Uh, if you don't want to, uh now is the time, Quinn."

Santana, who was sitting back, relaxing for this so far, decided to make sure that Quinn did her job, and held her head down on Kurt .

Kurt finished as his eyes continued to bug out watching Blaine and Puck. He could tell they were both getting close, so he scooted over to them and helped them both out. Their intensity increased and within 30 seconds, both were spent.

They reached for their drinks and gave a silent salute before taking a gulp from their respective glasses.

"Santana, truth or dare?", Puck said as he recovered.

"Dare"

"Put on one of Kurt's outfits and record yourself singing "Where is Love?" from Oliver and post it on YouTube"

Santana glared at Puck, and headed off to Kurt's room with Kurt scurrying at her heels while laughing hysterically.

"Dude, how do you even know that song?", Finn asked.

"Rachel made us watch musicals during temple stuff growing up."

"Oh."

Santana emerged from Kurt's room wearing one of his outfits as Kurt tried not to laugh out loud behind her.

"Okay, let's get this over with.", Santana said before singing "Where is Love?" into Puck's phone.

When she finished, she announced, "Go ahead and post it Puck." Then she started taking off Kurt's clothes, leaving her in her underwear.

"Kurt, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth", he replied, not wanting to deal with retaliation, even if he wasn't the one who dared her.

"Who do you prefer in bed? Puck or Blaine?"

Kurt stared at her in disbelief. He knew she was annoyed about her dare, but didn't think she would actually go there. He took a breath. Santana really was a shit disturber.

"I think I need to sleep with them both more to really be able to figure that out. They're both fantastic.", Kurt said, dropping his voice seductively.

"Well played, Hummel. And do that thing with your voice more. Even my lady loving loins felt something.", Santana said.

"Finn, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Three parter. Other than Rachel, who is the best girl you've ever kissed? Who is the best guy you've ever kissed? And then who overall is the best kisser?"

"Is that legal?" Finn asked.

"I think so, honey."

"Don't kill me, Santana, but Brittany. For guys, um Blaine, I think. And overall - um obviously, Rachel."

"I meant other than Rachel."

"You didn't say that for overall."

"Fine. Rachel it is."

"I don't need for you to agree with me - I mean I think Rachel is hands down the best kisser on the planet. I mean you guys are all good and all. I'm enjoying this, it's just that Rachel should give lessons. Wait that sounded like an insult too. Crap. You know what I mean."

"Hey Finn, we're not offended. Rachel is a phenomenal kisser. We get it. Your turn to ask.", Kurt pointed out.

"Santana, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare"

"I dare you to go make me a snack."

Rachel and Kurt dissolved into giggles at his genius, knowing that it had been a couple of hours since lunch and there had been some energetic love making since then. It was actually surprising that he had made it that long without asking when it was time to eat. Santana gave him a dirty look as she walked into the kitchen. As she reached it, she turned back with a devilish look.

"Oh no. What have I done?", Finn responded to her look.

"Oh Dude, this is gonna be so freaking epic. She just gave you the you're so fucked look."

"Quinn! Rachel! Kurt!", Santana yelled from the refrigerator.

"Rach? Don't let her be too evil, ok?", Finn asked.

"I'll do what I can, but you woke the dragon, darling."

The girls and Kurt got to the kitchen and the boys took the opportunity to lounge around, waiting for whatever fate Santana had up her sleeve for Finn. In the kitchen, Santana had assembled all sorts of snack foods. "This doesn't seem evil.", Rachel said surprised.

"Well, Finn is gonna lose some of his Finnocence to get these snacks. He's gonna be eating more than just Berry Pie."

"Oh, you're an evil genius, Satan.", Kurt said smirking.

"We'll start him off with Berry Pie, of course, but if he's hungry, he's gonna be munching on some Puckasaurus Delight too."

"Ok, Rachel, on the table.", Quinn motioned. "Let's get the first course ready."

The girls and Kurt had Rachel worked into a frenzy, being covered in an artistic array of food. She was covered in strawberries and blueberries and chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Santana declared her almost done, and was waiting for the last step to be added in front of Finn.

"Puck! Blaine! Get over here.", Santana called, hoping they'd be able to move Rachel and the table together.

"Holy Berry Pie! I thought you were going to be mean to Finn?", Puck exclaimed.

"Oh, this is just his warmup, and some is for us.", Santana assured him. "Now carry his first course to him."

Finn stood up when they carried her in.

"Wow, it's not even my birthday. Thanks Santana. This isn't evil at all", Finn said, his face lighting up as as saw his sexy girlfriend covered with treats.

"Oh, don't thank me yet. You will get a taste, but Puck and I and the rest of us get a little taste first. You just get to watch."

"What?!", Rachel exclaimed. "You did not say that when you were covering me in all this stickiness!"

"Oh, we'll take care of you. Don't worry, Diva. Finn will get the grand finale. A Berry parfait, just for him.", Santana said as the rest of them started taking tentative licks at her as Finn whimpered.

Santana and Puck dove in more aggressively than the rest. Her friends helped eat the berries and whipped cream that were scattered along her torso. They left her alone below the waist, since Santana hadn't put anything there yet. When Santana had her fill, she grabbed some things off the table.

"Time to make your Berry parfait, Finn. Spread 'em, Shorty.", Santana teased and quite literally made Finn a berry and frozen yogurt and whipped cream parfait. Rachel moaned and shivered when the berry was followed by the icing plunger that Santana had filled with frozen yogurt.

"Fuck!", Rachel exclaimed. "That's coooold! And when the hell did we get that thing?" Her hips jerked of their own accord and Santana pulled the plunger out and stuck another berry in, then more frozen yogurt, Then she covered the whole area with whipped cream and a few blueberries.

"Puck bought it when he was out shopping for stuff.", Santana answered her.

She was shaking now. It was a weird cold sensation for her and she needed it to stop. "Finn, please."

"You okay, Rach?", Finn asked gently as he glared at Santana.

"I'm fine, Finn, and I'll be much better once you have removed your very cold snack,"

Finn didn't need to be asked twice. He dove in with abandon, eating his way through the whipped cream quickly, making her shudder when he hit sensitive parts. She was quickly melting the frozen yogurt, so it was dripping out of her and Finn was careful not to miss a drop, licking her like she was an ice cream cone. He had to fish the berries out with his finger, but ate them as well. Once he was satisfied he got it all, he dove back in to make sure that he gave her an orgasm before declaring, "Best. Snack. Ever."

"And it's not done yet.", Santana said, smirking, as she led a sheepish Puck out.

"This sucks.", Puck answered.

"Oh god. No.", Finn breathed out.

"At least your dick ain't covered in magic shell and whipped cream", he pointed out. Finn's eyes widened.

"I can't unsee this.", Finn muttered.

"I'll eat it off!", Kurt offered, instantly turned on by Puck covered in a hardened chocolate shell.

"Perfect!", Finn exclaimed.

"Oh no. Kurt, you know the rules. Finn wanted me to make HIM a snack. He needs to eat it."

Kurt pouted.

"Well, at least with magic shell, you might be able to get it off without actually touching your mouth to Noah, directly.", Rachel pointed out.

"Why would putting his mouth directly on me be so bad?"

"It wouldn't, but while you are seemingly fluid in your sexuality, Finn isn't into guys, so giving a blow job isn't exactly on his bucket list.", Rachel answered.

"He let Kurt fuck him."

"That's different.", he argued.

"How?"

"I don't know exactly. It just is.", Finn muttered.

"He probably was imagining it was Rachel and a toy, rather than Kurt's penis.", Quinn reasoned, thinking that it was less intimate than being face first in someone's private parts.

"You know magic shell melts, right? If it's not hard, you will have to lick it off Puck.", Santana pointed out.

"Oh Fuck it.", Finn said and tried to pull the whole shell off and be done. It almost worked, but it had been either never hardened or had melted on the inside, so Finn was stuck licking some of it off. He started to, but his eyes pleaded with Kurt, who came over to help him, too. They thought they got it all, but Rachel came over and saw that they missed a spot, so she went for it and succeeded in getting Puck off in the process.

"I should make Finn lick that up.", Santana teased as Finn's face contorted into a look of sheer horror.

"I'm kidding Hudson. Chill out. Diva, Truth or Dare?

"I need a shower.", Rachel answered as Kurt and Blaine both replied "dare".

Santana and Quinn fell into a fit of giggles. As the rest of them stared at them.

"All three of them answer to 'diva'.", Santana said, collapsing again on Quinn, laughing hysterically.

"Which diva did you mean?", Finn asked, keeping a straight face.

"Your woman."

Rachel sighed. "Dare, Then can I go shower?"

"Pleasure yourself while we all watch. Without the named dildo."

"I love you, Santana Lopez.", Puck exclaimed.

"Can Finn help?"

"No."

"But I don't know how to do this."

"You've never, uh…", Finn asked, but stopping when he realized he was saying it out loud.

"Not without Mr. Pinkie. Or consciously", Rachel said, referencing her embarrassing moment on the airplane to Lima.

Santana gaped at her. "Okay, how about this? Finn and the rest of us can tell you what we want to see you do to yourself. Is that participatory enough for you?"

"Okay." Rachel said.

"Good. Now, Finn, get away from her and sit by me and watch.", Santana directed as the rest of them moved to where they could see Rachel, sitting in the pile of blankets, naked.

Finn and Santana took turns telling her what to do until she felt everyone's eyes on her, where she responded, "Uh, I'm not used to having an audience.", causing Kurt and Blaine to burst out in laughter. Finn then glared at his brother for laughing at her. When she thought about what she had said, it made sense why they were laughing and she reiterated, "I'm not used to having an audience for masturbation. Now stop laughing before Finn kills you with his death glare.", she said lightly, relaxing the tension.

She took a breath and continued. Everyone was watching her waiting to see what she did next, but Finn watched her the most intently, wanting to see what she liked the most, so he could use it in their love making. He watched as she touched herself, noticing as she started to get turned on. He noticed her little quiver in her belly and the hitch of her breath. He noticed how she cooled down a little, to keep it going. He was amazed by her.

He ached to touch her and started moving toward her but Santana put an arm out to hold him back.

"Not so fast, lover boy. She's gotta do this on her own. Hey, Puck. Get over here and help Finn out."

"But I don't wanna miss the Berry show."

"Then help him in a way where you can both see."

"What?!", Finn exclaimed.

"Just pretend my ass is her, dude."

"There is no way that I can imagine that now that I know what being in her is like. There is definitely no way your ass is going to compare."

"Finn, do you want to do Puck or do you want him to do you.", Rachel asked gently, trying to calm him down as she stopped.

"Hey, don't stop!", Santana yelled.

"I'll continue once Finn is comfortable.", she said calmly.

"You don't actually have to do either", Puck pointed out, glumly.

"I'll have sex with Puck, but everyone else has to get him ready.", Finn said.

Rachel moved over to Finn as the rest of their group surrounded Puck. They snuggled, only paying attention to the rest of them when Quinn hesitated, not wanting to help Puck get ready, but Santana wouldn't take no for an answer and just squirted lube at her and forced her to do it. They giggled quietly at that, but Puck's response, moaning her name was enough to keep her going and to stop complaining.

Puck was getting tired of the round robin of fingers and shoo-ed them all away from him.

"Dude, get over here and fuck me while we watch your little Jewish princess get herself off."

"Don't start until we get back.", Santana yelled, scurrying off to the bathroom to wash her hands. They returned quickly and Rachel had resumed her position and Finn was ready to have sex with Puck.

"Oh wow.", Finn said in response to the way Rachel was turning herself on, her mouth dropping in pleasure. He then did what he had promised and slipped on a condom and some lube, and started doing his best friend. It was weird for him. He couldn't imagine that it was Rachel, because it didn't feel even remotely the same, but it didn't feel bad. He was getting stimulated, but he just felt neutral about it. He kept going, although part of him was ready to end the weekend and get back to just Rachel. He craved her and her alone. They have learned a lot during their time experimenting, but he just wasn't enthusiastic about it anymore. Rachel looked into his eyes and kept working herself into a frenzy. As she held that eye contact, she saw in his eyes that he was pretty much done with the whole orgy thing. She was too. It was fun and exciting, and she was glad they tried it, but she was ready for it to just be her and Finn forever. She figured that they would continue the night and then say their goodbyes to the sex free-for-all, so they could have some time alone before Finn left Sunday. With the thought of being alone with Finn, she felt her release, with her eyes still locked in his gaze. She caught her breath and knelt by him and Puck, giving him a sweet kiss, which pushed him over the edge. Puck got an up close visual on her breasts, which gave him the extra push he needed and he released then too.

Before Santana could do anything else, Rachel stood up and headed to the shower. She hopped in and washed herself off quickly and was debating internally whether she should bother washing her hair or not since she already had that morning, but was unsure whether any whipped cream or tequila made its way into it. She let out a little shriek when a man that wasn't Finn hopped into the shower with her.

"Noah! What the hell!? FIIIIINNN!"

Finn peeked his head through the curtain. "Rach, I'm right here, I told Puck it was okay to hop in. He has a sticky situation too. It's okay if you wanna make out in there. I can watch."

"Finn Christopher Hudson, you get your naked ass in this shower with me right now! I most certainly will not be making out with Noah without you!"

In about 5 seconds, Finn was naked and standing behind Rachel in the tub and Puck was making whip noises. All three of them were super cramped, but it was clear that no one was leaving.

"Dude, do you see what's in front of you? If she told you to get your ass in the shower, you'd be jumping to get in too. Yeah, I'm whipped and damned proud of it.", Finn admonished him and got to work kissing Rachel's neck and caressing her now clean body.

Puck looked at them and sighed, "You win, dude. Can I kiss her now?"

"That's up to Rachel, asshole."

"Sure, but only if you're nice to Finn."

"I can be really nice to Finn.", Puck said a little too suggestively before pulling Rachel to him to kiss her as the shower rained down on them. Finn kissed Rachel's neck and shoulders and caressed her like he knew she liked as she kissed Puck. After Puck kissed Rachel for a few seconds, Finn was surprised to find Puck's hand on him. Rachel giggled when she felt what Puck was doing behind her back.

"Dude, it was just in your ass, give it a rest."

"Hey, baby, could you wash my hair like you did that time when I got slushied."

"Baby?", Rachel asked, not sure how she felt about Puck using that term of endearment. as Finn asked weakly,

"Um, when did you have Rachel in a shower before?"

"Never.", he answered quickly, wanting to avoid a fight for something he didn't get to do until now. "She washed my hair in the sink in the school bathroom, with all our clothes on after a slushie attack. But she really knows how to wash a guy's hair.", Puck said, dreamily, as Rachel already had the shampoo in her hand.

"Yeah, she does.", Finn agreed, as he remembered how nice it was to be washed up by Rachel. She kissed him a little as she washed, Finn caressing her as she did, but Puck was disappointed she was done so quickly. She didn't rush, but she didn't draw it out either. When Rachel turned around to wash Finn, Puck pressed himself against her back and touched her, trying to distract her from washing Finn.

"Hey, be nice. It's Finn's turn now."

"You know, you're right. I should be nicer to Finn.", Puck said and crouched down to dart between her legs and kneel at Finn's feet, sitting a surprised Rachel on his shoulders in the process. Finn steadied her on Puck's shoulders, not wanting her to get hurt, especially knowing that she was a little bit tipsy. He was so distracted by keeping Rachel balanced that it didn't occur to him what Puck was doing, other than getting his naked girlfriend on his shoulders (which actually boosted her height by a couple of inches, even though he was on his knees). So it wasn't until she was steady and kissing him that he realized that Puck had started giving him a blow job.

"What the…? Puck?", Finn asked. Puck answered by moving more vigorously and Rachel responded with a giggle at his choice of words. He looked at her incredulously.

"'What the puck?' is a funny expression.", she explained. "I guess he likes your penis as well as your magic ass, sweetie."

"Mmmmhmmm", Puck hummed, also grabbing Finn's ass at the same time, affirming Rachel's assessment and leading Finn to close his eyes and murmur, "Oh my god." in response to the sensation.

Rachel finished cleaning Finn just before Puck's decision to give him a blowjob, so Rachel just enjoyed her perch on Puck's shoulders and kissed Finn as the water fell on all of them. She felt Finn tense and knew that he was about to finish. She clung harder to Finn, in case Puck jerked his head when Finn finished since she had no desire to end up in the ER from a shower sex related head injury. She knew Finn wouldn't drop her, even in the throws of his orgasm. He had practice. Her worry was unwarranted though because Puck didn't jerk his head, and she remained safe and steady. She kept holding onto Finn, who lifted her off of Puck, so he could stand again. Rachel then hopped out of the shower and wrapped herself in a towel leaving the boys staring at each other. Finn followed her quickly, saying, "Uh, Thanks man.", awkwardly as he stepped out. He dried off, quickly, leaving Puck to turn the water off. Puck just stood there for a few seconds smirking to himself, thinking that this weekend was quite possibly the best weekend of his life. He also wondered how he could get a shot at topping with Finn, to really make the weekend complete.

In their bedroom, Finn was putting his boxers back on when he blurted out, "Puck just gave me a blowjob."

"I saw. Was it a good one?", Rachel asked calmly. She knew Finn was just trying to process, and not really freaking out, so she made sure to just normalize the situation as much as possible.

"Uh, it worked, but it wasn't like mindblowing or anything."

"Well he doesn't have the practice I do. Or the lack of a gag reflex. And he kind of surprised you."

"Rachel, the first blow job you gave me was spectacular."

"That was also your first blow job as well as mine, so it might not be a good comparison."

"All of your blow jobs were better than -WHOA!.", Finn exclaimed as he turned around and saw Rachel in the red bustier, v-string, and thigh highs that she was putting her yoga pants over.

Rachel blushed from his response, but continued talking. "Well, you love me. You don't have romantic feelings toward Noah that I'm aware of."

"Yeah, I'm definitely only in love with you. And definitely straight. Oh my god, you are the sexiest person to ever walk this earth."

"Finn! Focus."

"Oh, yeah. Uh. Well, I have a new understanding of having sex with another dude, but I don't have a desire to do it again either."

"What if Noah or Blaine wants a shot?"

"At my magic ass?"

Rachel giggled. "Yes, a shot at your magic ass, or perhaps they want you to top."

"I will do anything you tell me to do while you're wearing that."

"Finn! But what do you want to do?"

"I wanna take you like 10 different ways right now."

"What do you want to do ABOUT NOAH AND BLAINE, Finn?", Rachel giggled, putting on a shirt to help keep Finn focused on the conversation. He pouted, seeing her cover up, but responded seriously.

"I plead the Santana."

"What?!", Rachel asked.

"She says that everything is better when everyone is putting out.."

Rachel giggled. "'Pleading the Santana' is a very interesting way of saying that."

"I'm creative.", Finn said.

"One of the many reasons I love you. I'm happy that you're finally recognizing your strengths. Confidence is very sexy on you. But you should know that you don't have to do any more of the guys if you don't want to. We can end this weekend any time if you're uncomfortable."

"This weekend is about experiences, for all of us. So it wouldn't really be fair not to. I'm not uncomfortable doing it, I just would choose to do you over them. Uh, well not literally on top of them, although, I guess we could, but like I'd prefer to have sex with you, not them. But I will need you, obviously, unless we want it to go on forever.", he smirked, proud of his stamina. He had come a long way from his mailman summoning days.

"I'm confident that I can do that. But I think we're done with this after tonight.", she smiled sweetly at him.

"Definitely. Now come on, let's see if they've figured out what to do for dinner."

"Hopefully something that is eaten off a plate and not me. I don't want any more food or drink in or on me today."

Finn laughed as they walked out of her room

"Well you are kinda small. It's not like Santana could stick like a whole potato in you or something."

"Oh, I could try."

"Please don't. I don't need to be violated with any more food today."

"Ok, no more fucking you with food or shot glasses. Got it."

"So, speaking of food that isn't coming out of Rachel's tunnel of love, we were thinking of ordering Thai from the place that's a block away. That way delivery isn't too bad for them.", Kurt changed the subject to something productive.

"Vegetarian Green Curry - with the chickpeas, not the tofu, and an order of sticky rice", Rachel said immediately. She paused for a moment and then continued. "I think Finn would like the Pad Kee Mao."

"What's Pad Kee Mao?"

"Spicy noodles with meat and veggies.", she answered.

"It translates to drunken noodles, because it's so spicy, you need to be drunk to eat it.", Santana pointed out.

"I like spicy. Like really spicy."

"And we'll get him drinking more too.", Puck pointed out.

"Out of a glass.", Rachel added.

"Or maybe Santana and Quinn want to feed him alcohol off of them."

"Nah. Too inefficient if you're trying to get me drunk."

"We don't want you drunk. Just relaxed.", Kurt pointed out.

"I am relaxed."

As the rest of them gave Kurt their Thai orders, Rachel pulled Finn closer to her and said seriously, "You don't have to drink if you don't want to. And if you don't want me to, I can stop too. I was starting to get tipsy, but it wore off.", Rachel told him.

"I know, Rach. I'm cool with it, really. I was just joking about everyone wanting me drunk. We had fun the last time we accidentally got drunk, so I think it would be fun to get a little buzzed. We're being responsible, after all. Not like we're going anywhere or planning on having too much."

As if on cue, Puck appeared next to them with fresh drinks for them.

"You know, it might be quite dangerous to have a live-in bartender. This is good.", Rachel said as she sipped from her new drink. This one tasted like a spiked cherry 7up.

"I made that one up.", Puck told her proudly. "I call it the gay pirate."

"That seems offensive.", Finn started.

"But Puck's bi, so I think he's allowed to name pink drinks gay now.", Blaine said.

"Wouldn't you know the rules? You seem unsure.", Quinn said to Blaine, taking another long drink from her own gay pirate, hoping that maybe alcohol will give her some liquid courage to get Puck and Santana alone for a bit instead of constantly going with the flow so she doesn't get labeled a bitch again.

"Uh, Kurt and Rachel are the ones that knows all the rules.", Finn pointed out.

"Well Rachel hasn't threatened to call the ACLU, so I think we're okay.", Quinn pointed out.

"I like my pink gay pirate, so I don't think Puck's being offensive.", Rachel said.

"Is she drunk already? That sentence made no sense.", Kurt asked, just coming out of his room after calling the Thai restaurant.

"I am not drunk! Kurt, you were gone for like 2 minutes! Noah named my drink the gay pirate and Finn thought the name was offensive. I was merely pointing out that since I like the drink, I didn't find the name offensive."

"Oh. Puck, can I have a gay pirate, too?", Kurt said, smiling a little more than usual.

"Already got one for you, K.", Puck said, handing it to him with a kiss.

"Thanks!"

"Never have I ever sang in the boy's locker room.", Santana said suddenly.

Everyone but Quinn drank.

"Berry!?", Santana exclaimed

"What? There are great acoustics in there!"

"But how would you know that?", Quinn asked.

"Finn and I do talk about music. We're not always attached by the mouth, you know."

Santana and Kurt both scoffed.

"How did you manage to get in there and not get caught?", Blaine asked.

"Again, Finn. Knowing the schedule."

"Never have I ever had sex in the boys locker room.", Quinn said, giggling.

Finn, Rachel, and Puck drank.

"This isn't even surprising.", Santana muttered.

"Never have I ever had sex in a janitor's closet.", Kurt laughed.

Finn, Rachel, and Puck drank again. They were joined by Santana after a moment of reflection.

"Never have I ever had sex in Kurt's bed.", Quinn giggled.

When they all drank, Quinn replied, "I feel left out!"

Kurt thought for a moment while the rest of them were busy drinking and laughing and then said, suddenly serious, "Well, we can't take you to the locker room or the janitor's closet, but we could help with the last of those. Puck?"

Quinn stared at him, surprised, but trying not to look surprised, since she knew she was going to anger Santana if anything else shocked her this crazy weekend.

" 'sup K?"

"Would you like to help me make Quinn feel 'not left out'?"

He jumped up and pulled Quinn up to him, heading straight to Kurt's room with Kurt on his heels, sputtering, "Um, continue the drinking, you guys…"

"Huh. Well there is a threesome I never thought I'd see.", Santana quipped.

"Never have I ever had sex in Santana's bed", Blaine said, mischievously. He was trying to get Santana to drink, but to his surprise and Santana's, Finn, and Rachel drank too.

"The love nest doesn't count as my bed."

"We know.", Rachel said.

"But. When? And how did I not know?"

"Thursday? Finn?"

"Was Thursday the day you were all turned on by my taking Brody out?"

"I think."

"Then it was Thursday."

Santana shook her head. "And what was wrong with your bed when she was turned on by Private Finn's moves?"

Blaine giggled, "You said private."

"Real mature, Hobbit.", Santana said, the disgust clear on her face.

"Well you and Puck were bugging us for some action, so we gave your bed some.", Finn explained.

"No me gusta!"

"We washed the bedding we made a mess of."

"Made a mess of?"

"I'm on the pill.", Rachel explained.

"Oh you didn't use a condom? Come on!"

"You guys are going bareback now?"

"Well we keep saying we should use condoms to double up our protection, but the heat of the moment keeps getting to us and Rachel is on the pill, and we're both clean, so it's not like we have much of an incentive."

"And being pregnant with Finn's baby wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.", Rachel blurted out, the alcohol starting to lower her inhibitions.

"Diva, that's probably the stupidest thing you've ever said. Look at him!"

Finn was smiling ear to ear, proud that his girl wouldn't mind carrying his baby. He really did want to settle down and marry her and have their kids and just have their happily ever after in whatever form it came.

"I know. He's so happy. We know we don't want to have kids yet. We want to get married first, and finishing college is a priority, and quite frankly, I'd like to establish a career on Broadway first, so that I could come back to it after having a baby."

"Okay yeah, yeah. Too serious for this weekend. Never have I ever fucked someone with or been fucked with an object that was not part of another human."

"Like a toy?", Finn asked.

"Yeah, a toy, a shotglass, a giant butt plug. Drink!, Drink!, and Drink!", she clarified, pointing to them all in turn.

They all drank. Clearly, Santana needed them to loosen up, Rachel thought. What she couldn't think of was why Santana needed them drunk.

"Never have I ever came from a sex dream.", Blaine said.

Finn and Rachel both drank, blushing furiously.

"You haven't?", Finn asked pointedly. "Isn't that some kind of universal guy puberty thing? The first nocturnal emesis?"

"Emission, Finn. Uh, emesis is vomit. Which is gross to do in bed."

"I meant a dream you actually remember. I've had a wet dream, but I don't remember the dream part, only the waking up sticky part."

"Oh, that sucks, dude. The dream is the good part!"

Rachel laughed and Finn backpedaled, "Well the real thing is much better, but the dreams are pretty great too."

Rachel smiled at him when Santana tried to top Blaine's game.

"Never have I ever had a sex dream about someone who I wasn't dating, when I wasn't single."

Finn took two gulps of his drink, and Rachel took a few sips too.

"They were about each other, weren't they?", Blaine said, basically stating the obvious as Finn and Rachel looked at each other.

"Of course. Finn has always had a hard on for Berry, even when he was with the Ice Queen. And she's never had a lady hard on for anyone other than him.", Santana said, but then had a wicked look in her eye.

"Never have I ever had a sex dream about Puck."

Blaine took a drink. Santana raised an eyebrow at him. He shrugged and took the hint to stir the pot like Santana wanted.

"Never have I ever had a sex dream about Quinn."

Santana drank, but then got angry when Finn didn't. "Oh don't you dare lie to me! Finnocence, you were a 16 year old boy dating the very hot high queen of celibacy and you didn't have a sex dream about her? I think Rachel can handle it if you did."

"Finn it would be perfectly reasonable if you did. You don't need to lie about it to protect me. I know where your heart is now."

Finn sighed and explained to Santana and Rachel (and Blaine, not that he needed an explanation), "We were dating for four months when I met Rachel. And yes, I consciously thought I wanted to have sex with her during those four months, but I never actually had a dream about it. I think you only dream about the things you truly long for, and while I was a horny teenager and thought it would be great to get laid by a pretty cheerleader, mostly because I thought I should, my subconscious didn't seem to agree. Then, I met Rachel, and that's kind of when the sex dreams started again."

"Again?", Blaine blurted out.

"Yeah, well the first ones were during that awkward period in junior high when puberty hit and the girls in the dreams didn't really have faces. Once the hormones kind of stabilized, they stopped until Rachel came around.", Finn said, taking another gulp of his drink hoping that he would stop sharing private information with Santana if he had something in his mouth.

"Why does this keep getting serious and lovey-dovey?", Santana said exasperated.

"Because you're getting into emotional stuff with 'I never', Santana. We're just being honest. I'm not even sure what your angle is.", Rachel said honestly.

"My angle is to get you and Finnocence drunk so I can tie him up and have my way with you when he can only watch."

Blaine's jaw dropped.

"Why?"

"Because you're kind of awesome and incredibly sexy."

"Why does Finn need to be tied up?"

"So he doesn't touch you. I want to make you orgasm hard all by myself."

"Okay, but why can't he touch you when you're touching me?"

"Because he'd be close enough to touch you."

"How about I just hold her hand?", Finn suggested, trying to make this work for Santana and for him and Rachel.

"And I can make sure he doesn't do anything else.", Blaine added, holding up the butt plug.

"Uh dude, I don't want that thing anywhere near my ass. Kurt was enough in there. I don't need a hunk of silicone up in there!"

"I know you don't - THAT's why you would agree not to touch Rachel."

"Oh, yeah, that totally makes sense.", Finn grinned.

"Okay, well we'll see what happens when we get tipsy then."

"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!", they heard loudly from Kurt's room, followed by a loud moan.

"She sounds like she did when she was giving birth. Only happier.", Finn mentioned.

"Yeah, it was so loud we heard it the waiting room.", Santana added.

"Wasn't expecting that from Quinn during sex, she was always quiet when we made out and this weekend she's been quiet up til now too."

"Well she hasn't had that much alone time with Puck. He is kinda special to her. And we've been drinking", Rachel pointed out, taking another drink herself.

They heard the knock on the door. Rachel answered it and signed the bill for their Thai food, seeing that Kurt had put it on their joint living expenses card. Finn and Blaine helped her with the bags and they sorted out all the food on the table and grabbed a handful of chopsticks to offer too.

Moments after they had finished sorting out the food, Kurt, Quinn, and Puck emerged with the craziest sex hair, and dazed smiles on their faces. Finn took one look at them and laughed.

"Hey Kurt, have you seen your hair? It's epic.", he choked out between guffaws of laughter.

"I don't care", Kurt said dreamily.

"Whoa, what happened in there. Noah are you three high?"

"No, we're not high. I don't do drugs."

"You did put pot in cupcakes once.", Santana reminded him.

"That was different. We needed that shit to sell. Munchies made 'em come back."

"That's why you wouldn't let me eat one!", Quinn exclaimed.

"You were pregnant. I was protecting our baby!"

"That's oddly sweet.", Rachel said stating her inner thoughts.

"So why does Kurt not care that his hair is all crazy?", Blaine asked.

"Because he is in a post-orgasm stupor."

"It's even more excited that usual!", Finn exclaimed, poking at Kurt's hair as he walked by.

"Excited?", Kurt asked, returning somewhat to normal.

"Yeah, like it's usually like 'whooo!'. Excited hair. But now it's like you stuck your finger in an electrical socket. So more shocking than excited."

Kurt stared at Finn for a few moments and shook his head. "Are you drunk?" He smiled though. "So original you are, dear brother."

"Rachel, am I drunk?"

Rachel giggled, "Well I'm feeling it, so I guess you could be?"

Rachel hugged Finn to her side and handed him his container and some chopsticks.

"This should help if you don't want to be feeling the alcohol. Enjoy the spicy, honey."

"Whoa. This is HOT. Good choice, Rach."

"I'm glad you like it. We're fans of this Thai place and it's really close. Did you want to taste mine."

Rachel snuggled next to him and popped a bite into his mouth when he opened it for her. They had all been pretty active, so it was pretty quiet during dinner as they all refueled. Finn and Rachel cuddled as they ate quietly and Blaine and Kurt talked quietly to themselves. Even Puck and Quinn were cuddled together eating, much like Finn and Rachel. Santana had seen enough coupling though, and retreated to her room. It was times like this that she really missed Brittany. She ate her food and scrolled through some pictures on her phone.

As they finished eating and put their leftovers in the fridge, Rachel suggested that they put in a movie. It had been an eventful day and both her and Finn were ready to return to their monogamous relationship if they were all done too. She noticed that Santana had disappeared and headed to Santana's room to let her know they were going to watch a movie.

"Santana?"

Santana looked up from her phone at Rachel.

"Coming to tell me that the sexapalooza is over?", she asked.

"Well, I came to tell you that we were thinking of putting in a movie, but yeah, I think sexapalooza is ending. It was incredible and I'm really glad that you pushed us toward it though."

"How about one more round and then we can pop in that movie?"

"I'll talk to them. What were you thinking?"

"I'm thinking that you need to put on the red one and that I need to talk to Puck and Kurt."

"Oh. You mean this red one?", Rachel smirked, lifting her shirt up the tiniest bit to reveal that she was already wearing the red lingerie Santana had picked out.

Santana's jaw dropped and Rachel said softly, "I'll send Puck and Kurt over."

Rachel walked back over to the group and tapped Puck and Kurt on the shoulders and pointed them in Santana's direction before sitting down next to Finn again.

"What was that all about?"

"Santana wants another round."

"With who?"

"Us, silly! Since she guessed that we were ending sexapalooza.", Rachel made air quotes around sexapalooza as she spoke.

Quinn spoke up, "Probably Rachel."

Blaine added, "Well yeah, I mean she already told us that she wanted to tie Finn up and have her way with Rachel."

"True, but she can't do that. They need to be connected somehow."

"Maybe, we will just tie them both up and make sure that their hands are tied together.", Blaine suggested.

"Why does anyone have to be tied up?", Finn asked, not sure if he wanted to be tied up and taken advantage of.

"It could be fun, Blaine said. I'd try it."

"I'll let Kurt know, for next time. I bet he'd have fun being all in control.", Rachel smiled.

Santana walked in with Puck and Kurt and the rest of them looked at her, waiting for her to speak. They all knew she was the unofficial master of ceremonies.

"We propose one more round before we let Frankenteen and Dwarf return to monogamy."

"Ok", Rachel answered her after reading Finn's expression of agreement. They had satisfied their curiosity, but it was evident that they didn't do everything on Santana's mental list. They didn't want to leave anyone hanging when this was the last chance.

"The same rules apply. Rachel and I are a package deal."

"I know."

"So are you going to tie me up then, Santana?", Rachel asked.

"Don't sound so excited about it.", Santana snapped. "I'm going to tie one side of yours to Finn. So you'll be connected. Then each of us will have a turn with each of you to do what we please. But yeah, your hands will be tied together the whole time. The rest of your limbs may or may not be, depending on who you're with. We thought we should all get one more chance with each of you for the finale."

"And before we all say our sexual goodbye to you, we did want to let you know how very grateful we are for this weekend. We love you and will treasure this time with you so much.", Kurt added.

"We love you guys too!", Finn responded, smiling, touched by Kurt's words.

"So Finn? Rachel? Which one of you is going to be first? We thought it might be nice to watch the other one. We can switch off when someone needs a rest.", Puck asked them.

Rachel and Finn looked at each other. It didn't really matter to them, but Rachel thought that Finn might like to be done with this sooner rather than later, so she answered, "Finn can go first."

Santana brought out a silk scarf and said, "Strip for us, you two."

Finn stood up and pulled off his t shirt and sweatpants and just smiled, looking at Rachel. She chose to start with removing her yoga pants, causing gasps around the room from the thigh highs she was sporting. As she lifted up her sweater to show her red lingerie, Finn blurted out, "Thank you, Santana.", because even though he had already seen Rachel in it, he was still enthralled.

Santana chuckled, "Told you that you needed me to take you lingerie shopping."

"You can buy her stuff at Victoria's Secret whenever you want.", Finn agreed, then backpedalled, saying, "I like what Rachel picks out too. This weekend you all just happened to see the new stuff. She's got some kickass old stuff too!"

Rachel put her hand on his arm, reminding him that she knows he is happy with her lingerie. Since they had started touching, Santana took the opportunity to tie their arms together with the scarf. She then pulled them up to stand and led them back to their room and said, "We're going to all take private moments with you, but only attend to one of you at a time. We want you to see what each of us does for each of you, OK?"

"That sounds great.", Rachel answered her.

"Blaine, you're up with Finn first. Remember, focus on Finn. You can include Rachel, but don't switch focus.", Santana instructed.

"Just come back out here when you're done. We will be hanging out here.", Kurt said.

Blaine nodded and went into their room.

"Hi.", he said awkwardly.

"Hi!", Finn answered him cheerfully. "So what can we do for ya, Blaine?"

"Would it be insulting if I said I just wanted to kiss and make out a little? There's been a lot of sex."

"Not insulting at all. If you just want to rest in here with us for a little bit, that's okay too.", Finn said, a little relieved that he didn't have to do much.

"We won't tell Santana.", Rachel giggled.

Blaine relaxed at that, "Oh good. I mean, it's not that I wouldn't want to have sex with you guys, I mean, you're both gorgeous and sexy and holy shit, Finn."

"Isn't his penis fantastic? I bet if Puck hadn't worn you out, you'd want to go for a round.", Rachel winked at him.

"It really is quite appealing, but I think my point is that as much fun as this all is, I think I just want Kurt. I mean, I had a blast with Puck, and I'd certainly do it again with him, but I don't need to sleep around."

"Oh, come here and give us a hug. I think it's better if we don't too.", Finn said, opening his arms to Blaine, who still hadn't touched the bed.

Blaine relaxed even more then and crawled onto the bed with them and hugged Finn back.

"Is it okay if we still make out?"

Finn laughed, "Of course. But can we get untied? We'll follow the rules, but I think by the last round of people, we'd be sore if we had to remain attached."

"Of course. I'll tie you back together before I go back out, so Santana doesn't catch you."

Blaine untied them and Rachel gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before pushing him over to Finn and watching as Blaine gave Finn a soft kiss. Finn had said earlier that of the guys, he thought Blaine was the best kisser. Rachel thought that was interesting, since Blaine was the guy who started this whole thing because he pointed out that he liked the way that she kissed. It made sense to Rachel that Finn would like the way Blaine kissed, because it was probably the closest to how she kissed. Still, she paid attention to how their lips moved together and how Finn responded to the different things that Blaine did. As they kissed more and Finn relaxed, Blaine's hands started wandering Finn's back, moving lower to rest on his rear end. When Finn noticed he was getting groped, he chuckled, breaking the kiss for a second, stopping to say, "everyone loves the magic ass", before kissing him again. Blaine blushed bright red with the acknowledgement of his actions.

Rachel wanted to make sure that they were providing closure for everyone, so she asked Blaine, "Is there anything you would like Finn to do or anything you want him to touch before the chance has past?"

Blaine broke the kiss again to answer, "I have no needs right now. I'm happy just kissing and touching the magic ass. Really, I'm not going to wake up tomorrow and all of a sudden have the urge for you to touch me."

"Should you two make noises to throw Santana off?"

"I don't think she's that invested in what everyone else does in here. I think she just wanted to make sure that she had a turn with you, Rach.", Finn said.

"I think it's goofy that we have to come in here twice, instead of just having fun with both of you at the same time."

"I'm sure Santana has some kind of reasoning, but, yeah, it is kinda silly.". Rachel agreed.

"Does she have some timer or something going on?"

"No. She just said do what we want and then come out and she'll send in the next person.", Blaine said.

"I bet she has a list or something. At least in her head.".. Rachel mused.

"This is going to sound weird, but can I just watch you two make out for a while? I know everyone is usually giving you shit about going at it in public all the time, but I'm kind of fascinated by your relationship and PDA."

Neither Finn nor Rachel said a word. Finn simply pulled Rachel closer to him and kissed her softly, just enjoying the feeling of her skin around the sexy lingerie. Rachel melted into him, enjoying every electric pulse between them as they kissed and touched each other gently. Blaine sat back and watched every movement of their lips as they performed a dance they had long ago perfected. They enjoyed the slow pace and they were soon in their own world. Blaine was content just watching them and was amazed when Finn reached down to push Rachel's panties aside, pushed his boxers down and slid into her gently. Like they had done Friday night, they simply wanted to be as close to each other as they could be. They knew they had potentially a lot of sex ahead of them as the others trickled in, but they enjoyed feeling connected.

"Thank you.", Blaine said softly. "That was beautiful. I feel the love emanating from you. Thank you for sharing a little bit of that epic love with me."

He had tears in his eyes as they looked up at them and broke apart. Finn pulled his boxers back on and they both gave Blaine a big hug.

"We love you too, Blaine.", Rachel said as they let go.

"Good luck with the rest.", he said as he tied the scarf around their hands. "I'm guessing I'll be back at some point for my time with Rachel.", Blaine replied, rolling his eyes at the pageantry of it all as he left their room.

Santana heard the door close and announced, "Okay! Blaine is back. Does Finn need a break or should we continue along?"

"Isn't this kind of silly? Shouldn't we all just go in once and spend time with both of them?"

Santana glared at Blaine, "Nope. We all get two turns, one for each of them. So, let's give Rachel a turn then, since you seem to want things more equitable. Q, you're first up with Rachel."

"I don't really need a turn with Rachel.", Quinn replied.

"Wrong answer, Q. Get in there. You don't have to do anything, but you are taking a turn to focus on Berry. Besides, this is for them too. I bet Finn has some kind of fantasy about you and his woman going at it."

"Fine.", Quinn answered and headed to their bedroom.

As she entered, she was surprised that Finn and Rachel weren't making out, but rather sitting close to each other on the bed, holding hands (they didn't have much of a choice), and Rachel had her head resting on Finn.

"You're not making out.", Quinn said dumbfoundedly.

Finn just laughed, "Well we do other stuff too, you know. We're not a sex machine, despite what Santana might believe."

"What would you like to do, Quinn?"

"Santana said that I'm here to focus on Rachel. But I'm not really in need of Rachel time, no offense.", she said curtly.

"None taken.", Rachel replied, as she could sense that Quinn wasn't really into girls despite some of her recent exploits with Santana, Brittany, and most recently, herself.

"Santana suggested that Finn had some unresolved fantasies he might like to see.", she offered.

Finn thought about it for a moment. Sure, he had imagined Rachel and Quinn and Santana all touching and kissing him and then fondling and kissing Rachel as she rode him, but he was trying to think of anything specific that would turn him on about Quinn and Rachel. Finally, he decided that maybe just watching Rachel and Quinn make out would be hot (although not as hot as watching Rachel and Santana - which surprised him, given that he was once attracted to Quinn).

"Um, maybe just make out a little? I don't really have any specific fantasies about you two together. What about you, Rach? What do you want Quinn to do with you?"

"I think I'm on the same page as Quinn, actually. I just want to turn you on."

"Okay, well then, Quinn get over here and start making out with my woman."

The girls kissed a little bit, but as neither of them were feeling it, their touching was lacking in passion. Finn could tell they weren't into it at all, and made the decision that maybe he just needed to take control.

"Quinn. Stop for a minute. I want you to take care of Rachel when she's taking care of me." He pulled Rachel over by their attached arms, and she knew what he wanted by instinct, straddled him, and made love to him. Quinn knelt next to where they were joined and started to kiss her again.

"I want to see you play with each others boobs."

Rachel giggled, "You love boobs."

"I love your boobs and the sounds you make when they're touched properly."

"Mmmmmm.", Rachel responded as Quinn groped her, hoping that the two of them would stop talking so they could finish up. She wanted to be the one having sex with Finn, not Rachel, but it wasn't her turn with Finn, so she needed to get through her Rachel time, so they could move on. At that realization, she increased her ministrations on Rachel, knowing that the quicker Rachel orgasmed, the quicker Finn would, and then she could be done with kissing and touching Rachel.

Finn added his hands to the mix as well and soon both girls were moaning. When Finn felt Rachel begin to flutter around him, he let go as well. They took a few minutes to relax after and then Quinn gave Rachel a kiss on her cheek, put her clothes back on and left without a word.

"Does Rachel need a break?", Santana asked.

"No, but Finn might need one.", Quinn replied.

"You were supposed to be with Rachel.", Santana spat.

"I was! I can't help that the whole thing got Finn off!", Quinn defended herself.

"Blaine. Rachel time for you.", Santana said nonchalantly, taking another sip from her cocktail.

"You do have a list in your head, don't you?"

"None of your business, hobbit. Now go get some with Rachel."

He shook his head and opened the door again.

"I'm back!", he chuckled.

Rachel giggled, "So, I guess you want to kiss me?"

"Yes, please. If that's okay with Finn."

"Well it's kinda your fault we're all doing this, so, yeah. Sure. Besides, we all know Rachel is the best kisser."

"Don't tell Kurt", Blaine said under his breath before leaning over Rachel and kissing her. Only a second in, he was moaning into the kiss and Finn was smirking, happy to know that he wasn't really crazy about Rachel being the best kisser. He busied himself with untying the scarf, since he figured Blaine wouldn't mind.

Blaine was surprised at how he was responding to just kissing Rachel. He was getting more turned on by the second and starting to touch Rachel more. He broke the kiss for a second to look at her and see how she was feeling. She obviously felt Blaine against her leg, and looked at Finn, squeezed his hand and nodded when her eyes returned to Blaine. He took off his shirt and kissed her again. She rolled them over and Finn helped them get undressed. Blaine reached for Rachel, pleased by the moan he received, and then sat up to kiss her more only to push her over to her back again. Finn slapped his butt, which was within his reach now, and tossed a condom over to Rachel. Blaine kissed his way down Rachel, pleasuring her. Finn held her hand as Blaine had sex with her. Finn then snaked helped Rachel until she was shaking and shrieking. Blaine's panting increased and he let out a relieved sigh as he finished, rolling to his side and holding Rachel tight to him.

"Uh, wow. Thanks. You guys are really incredible."

"I guess, you just didn't need to sleep around with me.", Finn teased him with a smile.

"Well, didn't Santana say that it wasn't cheating if the plumbing was different? I'm not normally attracted to girls. I got a little carried away and took the opportunity, I guess. I shouldn't be surprised. I did think I was bisexual after kissing Rachel the first time. I should've known she might be the exception to my otherwise gay existence."

"That was good.", Rachel said, now wrapped up in blankets in Finn's arms. "And this weekend was about having those experiences. So I'm glad I got to have sex with you. We want everyone to be satisfied by this weekend. No stones, unturned, right?"

"And this whole watching thing is actually pretty cool. I mean I normally wouldn't think that watching someone else fuck Rachel would be a good thing, but it's actually informative. And you didn't mind that I stuck my hand in to help."

"I know you two need each other. I would never deny you that."

"And that's why we love you, Blaine.". He gave them both a kiss, retying their hands again, and pulled on his boxers, just holding the rest of his clothes and left.

As he entered the room, Kurt and Puck both whistled at him and cheered.

"Nice work. You had her warbling.", Puck congratulated him, slapping his ass as he walked by.

"Really, Puck? Warbling? How can you call yourself a badass with that kind of pun?", Kurt rolled his eyes at him, but walked over to Blaine and kissed him passionately, as he was turned on by his nakedness and the scent of Rachel on him.

Santana then announced, "On that note, I'm going in and taking my turn with Frankenteen."

She grabbed a few more scarves and headed into Finn and Rachel's room, shedding clothing as she approached. She opened the door in her underwear and greeted the couple.

"Hey diva. I'm borrowing your man."

Finn looked slightly scared at her straightforwardness, which she did not fail to see.

"Oh Finnocence, relax, there's no need to look terrified. I just want your mad oral skills one more time. And I want you to sit and watch and keep your hands off him.", she added, pointing to Rachel.

"I'm tied to him.", Rachel pointed out.

Santana untied them and warned, "If I see you trying anything, I have more scarves to tie you up more."

She then got herself comfortable between them. She propped her head up on some pillows, leaned back and spread her legs, smirking.

Finn maneuvered himself so that he could hover over her and kiss her, but she shoved him down before his lips could touch hers.

"Nope. I don't want this to be sweet and loving. I want your mouth assaulting my lady bits with no foreplay. Get to it."

"Santana, that's kind of rude to Finn. He was just trying to be nice. He's your friend, not a sex slave!", Rachel admonished.

Santana glared at Rachel, but then realized that she was being unnecessarily rude. She was just frustrated that the weekend was ending and taking it out on them because she was hoping that they would want to continue the arrangement longer instead of returning to their monogamous existence.

"I'm sorry Finn. I wanted to make you my sex slave before you go back to being Rachel's exclusively."

"You're jealous of me for having Finn?"

"No, I'm jealous that you two have each other and I don't have someone and you're cutting me off."

"Well Finn is not going to be around permanently for a few months, so I am going to be in the same boat. I'm going to be faithful to Finn, of course. But, it looks like Puck, Kurt, and I are going to have to take you out to find a girlfriend or something."

"But before then, you want me to put my mouth to good use?", Finn asked.

"Yes, please."

"That I can do.", Finn responded as he did as she asked. As her moans rose in pitch, Finn reached for Rachel's hand and spelled out, 'Tana Dildo' to her. Rachel slipped out quietly and ran across the living room to Santana's room to grab her red dildo from her drawer. Puck couldn't help but laugh as she crossed back into her room with determination as the dildo waved around in her hand. She slipped in as quietly as she slipped out. Finn was careful to keep doing the same thing he was doing until Rachel returned. It was important to him that they saw everything that they did with and to other people. So he just kept up what he was doing until she returned and handed him the dildo to add to what he was doing. In a short time, Santana was yelling out his name.

Finn slowed down and then stopped when she was finished.

"Holy shit, Finn.", she breathed out, still panting to catch her breath.

"Feel better now?"

"Much. Thank you."

Finn gave her a hug and let her snuggle up against him. She accepted the snuggle for a minute, but then gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, said, "Farewell, fuck buddy.", and left the room, completely naked.

"Puck, stop staring at my tits and go fuck your best friend.", Santana said as she headed to her room to put on lingerie for her time with Rachel.

"He's ready to go again?"

"He only got me off."

"ooooKay.", Puck responded and walked into their room, wondering if he'd actually be able to get Finn to have sex with him.

"Hey."

"Hi Noah. You're next on Santana's list?"

"I don't know how she's figuring out who goes next, but she definitely has it figured out. It's my turn with Finny D., Cutie."

"I'm guessing you're curious about the magic ass?" Finn asked.

"Well, yeah, I guess I am but I was actually going to ask you to top, because as much as you joke about your ass, I'm guessing you're not really into being fucked up the ass."

"I'm not, but today is the last chance for the magic ass, so I'm okay with it too."

"So I guess I need a second to make a decision then."

"A decision?" Finn asked.

"Yeah, whether I want to top or bottom with you."

"Why don't you start with one and then switch to the other?"

"You're agreeing to both?"

"I'm magnanimous in this last day of having sex with people who aren't Rachel.", Finn explained, and Rachel giggled at his using vocabulary words in reference to their orgy.

"Okay. Well, how about I start on top and then we switch?"

"Here.", Finn said and handed him the lube. Puck kissed him hard, and pulled him on top of him, touching him all over, as they practically wrestled as they kissed. When Puck had Finn on his back again, he started kissing down his chest and waved Rachel over to his head. She started kissing him, careful to let Puck do everything else. Finn moaned as Puck licked down his stomach and started getting him aroused with a blowjob. When Finn's moaning increased, he changed gears and prepared Finn. When he was ready, Rachel handed him a condom and started fucking his best friend.

"Holy fuck, Kurt wasn't lying. You're super tight.", Puck squeaked out, before pulling out a little and pushing back in. "This okay?"

"Yeah."

"Can I go a little harder?"

"uh, okay."

Finn grunted, and Puck took the noise as a sign that it was okay to keep going. He set a pretty fast pace, and was a little rougher than Kurt had been with Finn, but he wasn't as rough as he was with Blaine. Finn was his bro, after all. He didn't want to hurt him, he just wanted to make him feel good. The friction and pressure was starting to get to him though, so he pulled out and said, "your turn. Just go for it." Rachel handed Finn a condom and the lube and gave him a kiss, moving to the side, so she could touch Finn if she needed to.

Finn mentally prepared himself and pushed into Puck, pausing to let Puck adjust.

"Fuck, you're big."

"Puck you've known me since we were toddlers, and we've been in the locker room together. Shouldn't be a surprise, dude."

"Geez, I don't want to talk about it. Just fuck me, asshole."

Finn immediately did as he was told as Puck, who was shrieking like a little girl, was clearly enjoying Finn's work. It quickly became too much for him and after a string of obscenities, he finished. Finn pulled out, not at all concerned that he had not finished.

Puck collapsed to his side and after a minute had passed and Finn was being held by Rachel, he noticed that Finn didn't finish.

"Dude, you want me to finish you off?"

"Nah. I'm good."

"You sure? Was there just not enough Rachel?"

"Yeah. Also, I'm not even a little bisexual, as disappointing as that is given this crowd. It felt good. You didn't do anything wrong, it's just not me."

"Yeah, I should've had Rachel join us somehow so it would've been better for you."

"Sorry to disappoint, dude."

"No apology needed. We're bros helping bros, man. Thank you for doing that for me. It'll ruin my rep for sayin' this, but it means a lot that you had sex with me, even though you weren't into it."

"Love ya, brotha from a different motha."

Puck leaned over and kissed him again, then gathered his clothes, and joked, "I'll be back for you, good lookin' Jew number two".

"Number TWO?!"

"Yeah. I'm number one.", Puck smirked while Rachel rolled her eyes at him.

Puck left, without bothering to get dressed, and said to Santana, "Send in someone for Finn. It might be good to just finish him off. I don't think he's gonna actually cum without Rachel, so it's probably best to keep sending in people for him. It's just Q and Kurt left for him, right?"

"Q, last chance for sexing up the Prom King. Go.", Santana spat out.

Quinn went to their room again and immediately crawled onto a surprised Finn.

"Uh hi, Quinn."

"I don't really want to talk, Finn."

"I can see that, but you're looking like scary Quinn now, and I'm not sleeping with her."

"You don't want to have sex with me?", she asked with her voice drenched in incredulity as she got up off of Finn.

"Not like this."

"Like what?"

"Um angry and scary."

"Well you can't have everything."

Rachel was doing a really good job of staying quiet when she really wanted to ask Quinn why she was acting angry. She held back because she was curious how Finn could handle the situation. So far she was impressed. She wasn't surprised, since Finn managed to date her twice and handled her crazy then, but she was impressed that he wasn't going to just let her walk all over him like he did in high school.

"What the hell does that mean?"

"You can't sleep with me and have me be all perky too."

"Quinn, do you really want to sleep with me? Like really? Because I'm not getting the sense that you really do."

"I want someone to want to sleep with me."

"So you thought jumping me and acting chick batty was the way to get me to want to have sex with you? Look, I'm sure there are people who want to sleep with you. Hell, when I was 16, I wanted to sleep with you.", Finn said gently. He wanted to spare her feelings, but he also thought she needed a reality check, so he continued, "Look, you never wanted me before, because I don't think you were actually attracted to me. You were only into me because we were a walking cliche and we boosted each others status."

"I was attracted to you."

"You were attracted to the idea of me. That's why we were the high school power couple outwardly, but you were only willing to have sex with the guy you were attracted to."

"Still bitter that I slept with Puck over you?"

"No, I'm relieved you slept with Puck instead of me. Actually, I think you're upset that you've never actually managed to date Puck, even after having a baby with him because your ego got in the way. I got the best possible thing out of that debacle."

"You were pissed, Finn. Don't rewrite history."

"Yeah, I was pissed at the situation. I was hurt, and I was angry, and I felt like I had lost a child. I felt betrayed. You let me believe that I was going to be a father for months. I didn't even get the fun of making the baby! So yeah, I felt a lot of negative emotions. You made me care about that baby and then she was ripped away when the truth came out. But you know what? I was relieved too. It wasn't my stress anymore. I didn't feel guilty for feeling something for Rachel anymore. I didn't feel trapped in a relationship with you at that point too."

"Maybe I should just go. You're not going to be able to finish without your precious Rachel, so maybe it's not worth the effort."

"Is your only goal to get me off without Rachel? Because that's not likely. But more importantly, sex should mean something, every single time, and I think you're just trying to prove something. You don't want to sleep with me because you care about me or really want the experience. You're sleeping with me because you still want that power. So, Santana will probably kick my ass for this, but I'm not putting out for you."

"Yeah right! Like all the sex with weekend meant something?", Quinn spat in disbelief. "You're such a hypocrite!", she yelled.

"Actually yeah, all the sex this weekend did mean something to me. Was it all an expression of pure love, like it is with Rachel? Hell no. But it was an expression of friendship and understanding and it was a gift we shared with our friends. So, no. I'm not a hypocrite. With you, it was closure. It meant a chance to see what 16 year old Finn wanted. It was something that I should've experienced before thinking I was going to be a father for months. It was something that I had wondered about at one point in my life."

"You're an asshole."

"Because I want sex to mean something?"

"Because you felt like I owed you sex."

"No I didn't."

"You just said that it was something you should've experience before."

"Should have in the sense that it was the natural order of things, Quinn, not that he felt that you owed him. Although I definitely think that you owed him. I mean you should've at least put out for him when you were pregnant. I mean, it's not like you could get pregnant again.", Rachel interjected, her moratorium on speaking up ended when Quinn started the name calling.

"Yeah, I don't think you owed it to me. I would never have asked you to have sex with me. Because it's not something I really ever think about anymore."

"Urgh!", Quinn exclaimed in frustration.

"Sorry, I guess that might be offensive?", Finn mumbled.

"You two are infuriating. Can I leave yet?"

"We weren't really holding you here against your will, but I'd rather if we resolved this for the last time before you left."

"There's nothing to resolve. You are mostly right. I'm frustrated that I don't have Puck and I'm reaching out for anything I can have, and for me, we worked out great before Rachel came into your sights. I guess I was silly to try and grasp onto that. But, you're right, I liked the idea of us more than I liked being with you."

"I'm sorry."

"Don't be. It's pretty obvious that you're only guilty of following your heart. I'm glad I got the chance to have sex with you. I don't need to do it again, especially if my ego will only get bruised again by not being enough for you."

"Sooo...Friends?", Finn said, opening his arms to her.

She closed the gap between them and gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek, and remarked, "You always did give the best hugs. Thanks for giving it to me straight and not letting me simply hide from my feelings."

"Any time, Quinn. I do hope that you and Puck have a shot at some point. I think you love him more than you let on."

"It'll all work out in the end, Quinn. Thanks for sharing with us this weekend.", Rachel added.

"Thank you, Rachel. I'm actually impressed with how you've handled Finn being touched by Santana and I. I mean, we've grown up since making you feel your lowest, but I'm not sure I could've trusted us with the love of your life."

" I didn't need to trust you or Santana. I trusted the bond between Finn and I. It's stronger than sex. I also knew that Santana wouldn't do anything to sabotage our relationship. And I was pretty sure that you weren't really interested in Finn any more. Thank you for respecting our relationship, even in the midst of this orgy."

"You're welcome. I do really think you're good for each other, even if I don't totally understand your relationship. And Finn, I did think that I loved you way back when. I still care about you. It wasn't all about status, even if I made it seem that way."

"I care about you too, Quinn. I thought I loved you in the beginning too."

"He once said that he saw fireworks when he kissed you."

"Oh, yeah, I did say that."

"Good-bye.", Quinn said and left the room.

"You know, you never let me finish that day."

"What?"

"After I said that crap about Quinn and fireworks, you asked what it was like to kiss you. I paused to find the words and well, to have a fever dream about it. You thought that meant that I didn't have anything to say about our kissing or that it wasn't as good as fireworks. You left before giving me a chance to describe it."

"I sang Katy Perry's 'Firework' in glee for my assignment that week, you know. Inspired by you."

"I know. I heard. Kurt recorded it. But anyway, kissing you isn't like the short fireworks display, which is really cool, but then over.", he said, emphasizing the word 'over'. "Kissing you is like basking in the sun on a long warm day. It makes me giddy and calm all at the same time, and I get that warm feeling like when the sun is touching your shoulders on a day where the air isn't quite as warm as the sun, but when the wind stills, you get this warm tingle from the sun. And it's slow and steady and exquisite. Those moments in the sun are pretty rare in Ohio, but kissing you is like having those moments all the time. That feeling is much better than fireworks."

Rachel's tears were streaming down her face and Finn had her enveloped in his arms quickly, muttering, "I should've known that was going to make you cry. Damn it!".

"They're good tears, Finn. That was beautiful.", she said with her tears still dripping down her face.

It was at that moment that Kurt walked in and immediately assumed Quinn was to blame for the tears.

"Finn Hudson, what in the hell did you let her do to Rachel?"

"Kurt.", Rachel said, trying to stop him, but he continued his tirade.

"I should've known having her around would mess everything up. She didn't say much when she came back out. Gah!"

"Kurt. Quinn isn't to blame for the tears."

"FINN! How did you screw this up already?"

"I told Rachel how kissing her made me feel and how it's much better than fireworks?", Finn replied sheepishly.

"Oh. Oooooh.", Kurt said, realizing the significance of the conversation. "So these are happy tears?"

Rachel nodded, her eyes still watering from her place in Finn's arms.

"I'm just gonna hang out with you guys for a while. It's my turn with Finn, and then with Rachel. I guess Santana had me 5th for Finn and 3rd for Rachel."

"What would you like to do with us, Kurt?", Finn asked gently.

"I just want to talk and cuddle. We've done everything I've ever wanted to and more. Plus, Rachel has Puck and Santana coming up, so I think you could use a rest before that."

"You might be our favorite, then. I think we're both ready to be done.", Finn admitted with a smile, as he gestured for Kurt to come into the bed with them. He got into the bed next to Rachel and they all pulled the covers up around them.

"Now I wonder what we will do for your bachelorette party!"

"I don't really need one. This weekend was kind of it. Also, we have some time. While our relationship has returned to its former glory, we are not yet re-engaged. And we don't need to rush it."

"Well, maybe a shower is more your style."

"That would be lovely, Kurt. There is a reason you're my best friend."

"Do guys have showers?", Finn asked, realizing that he knew next to nothing about weddings. He basically did what Kurt told him to for his mom's wedding and planned a song.

"Not traditionally. But I'm sure Puck is going to insist on a bachelor party with strippers."

"But I don't wanna see strippers."

"I don't think that's going to matter to Puck.", Rachel said. "But it's okay. I don't mind what you look at. I trust you.", she added, beaming at him.

"Maybe Puck won't be my best man."

"Oh, I don't think he needs a title to take over your bachelor party. Or to insist on you having one.", Kurt laughed.

"Yeah, I guess that's true.", Finn agreed, wondering if an elopement might be a better idea to avoid all that stuff. After all, Rachel had blurted out something about that shortly after they first met, so she might be willing to have a romantic elopement instead of the production of a wedding."

"Well, I guess you have time to figure that all out."

"Yes, that we do."

"You know you two are both pretty amazing. I can't thank you enough for this weekend. I know Santana and Puck sort of pushed you into it, but I'm really thankful that I had my chance to experience physical love with you two. It's really something special. And I no longer wonder, which has calmed me so much. Now I just have to figure out my own shit with Puck and Blaine."

"Kurt, maybe you need to talk to Puck and Blaine more than you need to talk to us. I mean, you and I have talked about Puck and Blaine a lot this week. And now they've had sex too - so it might be good to spend the rest of the evening figuring that out."

"Yeah, I think Puck and Blaine had some fun together, so it might just work. Finn added. "Who knows, maybe they're happy you brought them together to experience new things. I'm happy that you guys pushed me to experience new things. I'm not really into butt sex, but it's cool to have first hand experience with everything that our bodies can do, so while I didn't really think about it before, I'll certainly never wonder now."

"Okay, I'll talk to them. But not with Quinn here. That girl is still damaged and I think she needs Puck."

"She might, but I think that's Puck's choice whether he wants to be with her.", Finn pointed out, but musing, "She definitely wants him, and I know he still loves her, but they might not be right for each other right now."

"What time do Quinn and Blaine leave us tomorrow? Maybe there is time once Quinn leaves?"

Kurt looked out the window and they followed his gaze. For the first time, they all noticed just how much snow had fallen and how it was still coming down and swirling with the wind.

"Um, I'm not sure if anyone is going to be able to leave tomorrow.", Kurt said, waving his hand at the window.

"Whoa." Rachel said. "Do the trains still run when it's this bad?"

"I have no idea.", Kurt said. "But I think my plan is to just spend time with Blaine unless Puck chooses to be with us. I thought Quinn was getting better and maturing, but apparently this weekend just triggered something."

"She wants to be wanted. I think my need for Rachel was a pretty nasty blow to her ego. And her ego sometimes leads to her going all chick batty."

"Yeah, well I don't want her going chick batty on me. Although Santana seems to be catching chick batty too."

"I think Santana just doesn't want the weekend to end. She's having fun.", Rachel pointed out. "So she's acting out because she's disappointed."

"Ah, Finchel philosophy of interpersonal relationships. Anyway, I should go back and let Santana and Puck have their Rachel turns, so you two can return to monogamy sooner rather than later."

"Well other than making out with you in class on Monday."

"Oh, I think we'll nail that assignment. There won't be any issues with it now. We're super-comfortable with each other!", Kurt laughed.

"That would be fun to explain to your professor. 'Oh we just used some method acting and had sex a few times so we could do the scene properly.'", Finn said, with his best impersonation of Rachel.

Kurt burst out laughing and even Rachel giggled. "Yeah, we're not going to share that particular piece of information since we already explained that I was dating you, Kurt's step-brother, and so we knew each other. He was impressed we were able to sell it so well given the nature of our relationship, but we don't need anyone's opinion on what we did this weekend, either. Not everyone thinks that having a threesome with your boyfriend and your boyfriend's gay step-brother is a normal, healthy, thing to do."

"Ok, diva. Are you ready for Puck or Santana?"

"Do I get a choice who is first?"

"I don't think so, but I could try."

"No, just let Santana do her thing."

Kurt nodded and walked out.

The minute he walked out, Santana got up and walked toward their door without a word.

"Well I guess it's her turn with Rachel.", Kurt stated the obvious to Blaine, who was the only one left in the living room.

"Oh, yeah, I'm not sure if it was her plan for it to be her turn next, but Puck is in his room with Quinn. What the hell happened in there with her?"

"I'm not sure exactly, but I think she's having a breakdown about not being wanted by someone."

"She still wants Finn?", Blaine asked.

"Oh no. No. She wants Puck, but her ego was bruised by Finn not being errr...turned on enough by her. They're really done with all of this in there."

"Do you want to hang out in your room instead?", Blaine asked. "I'm not sure I want to be around for the shitstorm that's going to happen when Santana is done and tears Puck away from Quinn to be with Rachel."

"Oh my. Yeah, let's go and hide.", Kurt agreed.

Santana walked into Finn and Rachel's room and immediately noticed the discarded scarf. She pulled off her yoga pants and top, revealing a sexy satin teddy, and crawled up to them in bed.

"Hey! Who untied you?"

"Uh. Err. When did that come off?"

"I untied it while Quinn was arguing with you."

"You know, I don't even care how.", Santana said and tied it around their hands again.

She then took Finn's other hand and tied it to the bedpost.

"Hey!"

"No touching Rachel. Except her hand.", she explained as she pulled back their covers and crawled up Rachel's body. She started kissing her and grinding into her frantically, letting all her desires flow into the act. Rachel made the decision then to just match Santana's intensity and enjoy the fact that she was wanted so badly. Santana worked her way down Rachel's body and pulled Rachel's panties down with her teeth, and Finn breathed out "Holy fuck, that's hot.", as she did.

"You.", she said, "Sing something. I want to watch her get turned on by your voice."

"What?!", Finn responded, then started thinking. He took a breath and started singing, "All my friends are different people/Anxious like the ocean in a storm/When we go out, yeah, we're electric/Coursing through our bodies 'til we're one"

"Not about what we're doing! Sing something to turn her on." Santana cut him off. She started to attend to Rachel, but stopped again.

Finn huffed, but then thought of a good song and started singing, " Love me not, Love me do / Whatever you want it's your right to choose / Breaking the silence in haste of the day / Screamin out loud just to hear me say / I need you / Like the sun needs the rain / Can't think of any better way to say / I need you say you need me too / Who needs you Baby I need you"

Santana's elbow was propping her up between Finn and Rachel, so she was between them. She was mostly hovering over Rachel, but she was partially on her side. She turned Rachel slightly with her chest slightly away from her so she could pull Rachel against her and make out. Santana marveled about how Finn's continued singing alone got Rachel more turned on. Finn's arm was still attached to Rachel, and nearly trapped by Santana's head, but he managed to turn and watch them while singing, and keeping his hand entwined with Rachel's as she moaned. Santana wanted to orgasm from this, so she took guided Rachel to help her out. Rachel took the cue and soon, Santana was yelling out Rachel's name and thrusting into Rachel's hand. After a few seconds, she calmed down. Santana kissed her and pushed her onto her back again. She grabbed a scarf and tied Rachel's free hand to the bedpost. She then proceeded to go down on her, then used her vibrator in a strap on harness and finally, slap her for a third orgasm.

"What the…? Oh. Ooooooooh. Oh my god.", Rachel responded as she started to tingle again, surprised that Santana's slapping was bringing her pleasure. Then Santana stopped.

"And now you've had the Santana special."

"Uh… Thank you.", Rachel breathed out.

"I'll go bring you some water. I'll send Puck in after you have a few minutes to calm down."

Finn let go of Rachel's leg and untied their hands and then hovered over her to untie her arm and other leg. He released her and sat back against the headboard. She shook her arms out and curled up into his lap. He pulled the covers over them and cuddled her. Santana came back, still fully naked and handed her a glass of water.

"Here you go, Diva. Thank you."

"Thank you, Santana. That was great."

She smiled, picked up her clothes and left the room.

No one was in the living area anymore, so she headed to the shower, and cleaned off quickly before heading to her room. She figured Rachel would need a little time before Puck anyway, and Puck seemed busy with Quinn still, so it was okay to spend some time getting herself cleaned up. She felt contented with the weekend ending now that she was able to have some time with Rachel alone. Well, alone with Finn. She wasn't ever going to get Rachel without Finn. She was glad that Puck was last with Rachel though. While it was debatable whether Kurt or Puck loved her more, she thought that Puck would actually sleep with her this last time, where she wasn't sure that Kurt would, especially since he had already had his alone time with them earlier in the day. So she decided it should be Puck last. After brushing out her wet hair and smoothing on some lotion, she put on fresh underwear and pulled her lounge clothes back on. Then she walked over to Puck's door and knocked.

"Come on in, Santana.", Puck yelled knowingly.

She was unsurprised to see Quinn and Puck in bed, but was surprised that Quinn was dressed and Puck was in his boxers.

"It's your last chance with your little princess.", Santana told him, matter of factly.

"Is she going to be able to handle more? It sounded like you had her going pretty good."

"I gave her some time. I'm sure she can handled a little more. They have been known to have sex marathons.", she pointed out.

"Yeah, I guess that's true.", Puck said. "Q, are you gonna be okay if I go in there?"

"Yeah, we all agreed. You should finish what you started. Plus, you want to have sex with Rachel, so you should take the opportunity when you still can.", Quinn said, a little sadly.

"Okay, off ya go, Puckasaur.", Santana said, shooing him out the door.

"You. Explain why you've gone off the deep end again!", she spat out as Puck shut the door shaking his head.

"I am just fine.", Quinn retorted.

"No you're not. You're acting all crazy again. You had some sort of argument or breakdown with Frankenteen and now you're holed up in here with Puck and he's asking you for permission to go fuck Berry. So, no you're not okay. Spill."

"You're such a shit disturber, Santana. Neither Finn nor Rachel are into this anymore and you forced it on us all tonight."

"I gave us all one last opportunity.", Santana argued. "Rachel was just enjoying herself. Didn't you hear? That didn't sound like someone who wasn't into it anymore. Did it?"

"How do you know she wasn't faking?"

"I know the difference. You can't fake the flutters. Even Finn knows that!"

"Fine, so she enjoyed sex with you. That doesn't mean she wanted to do it. Did Finn even have an orgasm this evening during this last round, other than the one he had with Rachel when I was there?"

"I don't know. Oh. I know what you're problem is. You got your ego bruised because Finn didn't want to put out for you, or more accurately didn't get turned on enough by you. You still want him."

"No. I don't."

"But you are definitely angry about not being what he wanted."

"This whole weekend is insane. I came here to sleep with Puck! And he's fucking bisexual now. You all ruined him."

"Ruined him? Are you saying that his sexuality has RUINED him!? You homophobic bitch! If anything, we have been good for him. We let him be himself. We supported his true self as he presented it. That's it. It's not like Kurt or I forced ourselves on him or even encouraged him to come out or gave him any kind of indication we were attracted to him! He OFFERED to give Kurt a hummer when he was skyping with Blaine. Kurt didn't ask. Puck walked by and shocked the hell out of him. Kurt didn't turn him gay. And I sure as hell didn't. I slept with him, sure. Like we're known to do when we don't have anyone else, but you can't catch gay. You need to get your narrow-minded toxic views out of our home."

"This isn't me not being okay with homosexuality. I'm fine with it. Hell, I've experienced it. It's all good. But this massive orgy isn't healthy for anyone. It's confusing Puck."

"Is it? Because I don't see him confused. I see him taking an opportunity to have an experience that he's always wanted. He's always been curious about boys and he's always had a thing for his best friend. He's also always loved Rachel. The only reason he DIDN'T sleep with her before was because of Finn! I see him liking Kurt and wanting to see where it goes. He's down with Kurt and Blaine, because he knows they're always going to mean something to each other, and I think he knows he's not going to be Kurt's one and only. But we've barely been adults for a year, we should explore these relationships now when we're young. I think the issue is that you expect Puck to be only in love with you and the truth is that whether or not he loves you, which I don't doubt, he's not ready to have a one and only. If anything, you trying too hard to push him is going to ruin him."

"And you feel good about this orgy?"

"Hell yes! I got to experience the new and improved Hudson experience, got to fuck the brains out of his hot little diva, and got to mess around more with you, and Puck. And even Hummel and Pretty Pony weren't too bad. So yeah, it was about the sex for me. Not all things that feel good have to mean something. We were safe, we all consented and were comfortable and when the King and Queen of monagamy decided we were done, we all had a last turn and some closure. Or at least that was the plan. You seemed to argue instead of have sexual closure."

"Finn said that he wouldn't have sex with me because sex should mean something, every single time and that I was just trying to prove something. He also claimed that every bit of sex this weekend meant something, even if it wasn't the traditional love kind of something."

"He would see it that way. And that's cool."

"But you just said the opposite."

"That doesn't mean that I disagree. To me, sometimes sex is a way a friend helps me feel good. From what it sounds like Finn said, that would technically 'mean something'. It's a good point, actually. He's smarter than he acts sometimes. I don't hook up with randoms, I go to a friend with benefits if I need to get off and don't have someone to do that with. So it's an expression of friendship, I guess."

"And you think that all this sex with everyone was good for everyone? Didn't it just confuse everyone more? Got everyone a taste of what they couldn't have again?"

"Nah. I think Kurt got it out of his system. I got it out of my system and satisfied my curiosity. I'd be willing to bet that Puck feels the same as I do. Blaine was just along for the ride and open to the experience, so he didn't really have any issues. You're the only one this arrangement wasn't good for."

"I wonder if I can get a train back to New Haven now?"

"Have you looked outside? I don't think you want to be walking to the train right now. And I'm not sure you'd want to be in a taxi on the roads either."

"Oh no. I hope it stops by the morning."

"In the meantime, maybe you need to lie on our couch and let Dr. Tana help you work out your shit."

"I don't have any shit to work out. Look, I want Puck. He's not interested. I'm disappointed. End of story."

"Quinn, let me give it to you straight. Puck lives in New York now, and you live in New Haven. It's just a train ride away, but you're in college and he's working, so it might as well be long distance. My advice is to let him be free for a while longer. Visit occasionally, be friends with benefits if you want when you're around, but don't try to start or maintain a relationship now. It'll only implode on you. Let him explore and be himself. Support him. And for fuck's sake, stop acting crazy. When you're not crazy, people do actually like you. And you're gorgeous, so enjoy that. That's my advice to you."

"Okay."

"Okay?"

"Yeah. I'll try it."

"Good."

Rachel's voice wailing interrupted them, and Santana cackled.

"Oh yeah, she's totally not into.", Santana said sarcastically.

"Not helping, Satan."

"Well the good news is that he's never getting another chance at that."

"Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Noah! Fiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn! Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Oh! Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooh"

"Sounds like he's letting Finn help."

"That's his choice.", Santana pointed out.

As Rachel was wailing, she was in the process of having sex with Puck, while Finn held her from behind. The three had made out for a while before that. As she got close, Puck moved her to have sex with Finn while he kissed her and touched her and used his mouth to help her. Within seconds, she was screaming their names again and shaking. When her body stopped shuddering, Puck helped her off of Finn, who had also finished, and guided her down to cuddle with Finn. Puck curled behind her and whispered, "Love ya pretty little jewish princess." in her ear. Finn heard him and both him and Rachel smiled. "We love you too, Noah. Thanks for always being there for us. I know you'll always keep us safe."

"Always.", Puck agreed, squeezing them tighter.

They stayed cuddled for a few minutes, just resting comfortably together. Puck broke the silence, asking them a question that they knew was coming,"So what did you say to Quinn? She's a fucking mess."

"We can talk about it, but I feel like we should have the conversation with our clothes on.", Rachel said.

"Go ahead and get dressed then.", Puck said and grabbed the boxers he came in with. Finn realized he didn't have any clothes with him and threw him a tshirt.

"Thanks, man."

Finn nodded as he put a shirt over his own head. They all got back onto the bed and Finn explained what had happened with Quinn as they cuddled some more.

"So she wants me, but was pissed that she couldn't get you off?", Puck distilled the whole conversation into a basic statement.

"I think it's more nuanced than that, but essentially, yes. I think she's having trouble with your bisexuality, but doesn't want to admit it, or at least she didn't want to with us, probably because she knows we would give her a hard time about negativity toward same-sex relationships."

"I think its just another case of Quinn being pissed because she isn't getting her own way. She expects that everyone will do what she wants and that she can always get what she wants because she's pretty. It's a hard lesson to learn.", Finn provided even more insight into the situation.

"She basically took out her frustration with you not being hers on us, because we were an easy and safe target and she was feeling unwanted with us as well. But it was easier on her emotionally to feel unwanted by Finn rather than by you. It was classic projection.", Rachel added.

"I don't want a relationship with her now. I mean, I love her. Like really really love her. But she's batshit crazy right now and I'm not ready to be just with her. We don't even live in the same state."

"You'll need to tell her gently then. And maybe take some time with her this evening. It sounds like she needs attention too. This weekend has put her in the periphery.", Rachel advised him.

"I actually would like to have some one-on-one time with my baby mama. I'll always love her, you know."

"Beth? Or Quinn?", Finn asked.

"Yes. I wanted to keep her back then. I know it would've been rough, but she was this perfect little life we created. She was ours, until she wasn't."

"I know, man. I felt the same, even though she was never really mine."

"You know Shelby is living here now?"

"I know. She emails me pictures. Even though I stupidly slept with her, she still shares Beth pictures with me and tells me about how she's doing. I write to her and record songs for her too."

"Noah, that's beautiful."

"Does Quinn know?", Finn asked.

"No. It's too painful for her to see her. Always has been. She really needs help for that."

"I'm sure she does.", Rachel said.

"Thanks for listening, I'm sorry Quinn took out her frustration with me on you. She was never supposed to be part of this weekend."

"I'm glad she was, though.", Rachel said.

"Huh?", Puck asked.

"She was part of all of our lives from the beginning. If this weekend was about closing the door on our single lives, for Finn and I, it's only fitting that she was part of that goodbye. It provided more closure. Finn might not wonder about sex with her anymore, but at some point, he probably did, which is only natural considering how he was duped. Now he knows. I think that's a good thing. People should explore before they settle down and I think we did in the healthiest way, together."

"Heh. Most people wouldn't consider an orgy to be healthy behavior."

"Most people aren't Rachel Berry.", Finn pointed out.

"You got that right! And that's awesome."

Puck got up and gave them both a kiss, before heading to the door.

"I love you both, you know. Thank you. I'll never forget this."

"Well of course not, dude, you just had sex with Rachel. That's not a forgettable experience!"

Rachel's laughter trickled out the doorway as Puck left, smiling and shaking his head at his friend's statement.

"Come on," Rachel said, "We need to drink some water and then we need to shower and got to bed. I'm wiped out."

"Good plan.", Finn smiled at her, putting a towel around his waist as Rachel put on a robe. He spotted Rachel's groin as she stretched to put her arms in and laughed.

"What's so funny?"

"Puck gave you a star. He always said he could do shapes. I thought he was lying."

"A star? Shapes? Oh no! He gave me a hickey?"

"It shouldn't be a problem unless lots of people are going to see you naked.", Finn said, coming closer to her and pointing out the star just to the right of her narrow strip of pubic hair.

"Oh thank god. I have that scene in my underwear on Monday. It will be covered."

"He probably thought about that when he placed it. He's not a total ass."

"No, he's not.", Rachel said as she left their room and headed to the fridge to refill her water glass. Finn followed behind her and took a glass out for himself too. They took their glasses into the bathroom and took a quick shower together, kissing and touching, but not doing more. When the water was streaming down them, Finn asked, "So, what was your favorite part?"

"When you sang to me. I really like that song."

"I meant what was your favorite sexual encounter? Um other than me, assuming I'm still your favorite."

"Oh, Finn. Of course you're hands down my favorite. No one holds a candle to you. I liked when you were having sex with me and Kurt was in you. Santana is really good at oral, and I think Puck was probably the most similar to you, and the sweetest to me without being awkward. Kurt and Blaine were both a little awkward, although the second time with Blaine wasn't as awkward and Kurt was good when we were alone with him. Wow, we had a lot of sexual encounters in the last 24 hours. What was your favorite?"

"Eating food and liquor off you."

"What about things that people did to you?"

"Well Santana was most like you. She was assertive and responsive like you, which I liked. Quinn just wasn't as interactive. And I wasn't crazy about any of the sex with the guys - it's just not my thing. It wasn't awful, but it wasn't what I'd choose to do again, either."

"What was the worst?"

"Having to give Puck a blowjob. I will never ask for one ever again. I did not like giving one at all, and I barely had to, since you and Kurt helped. How about you?"

"Making out with Quinn. We might be sort of friends now, but I feel no attraction to her whatsoever. Part of that is because I'm mostly straight, and part of it is because neither of us had any interest in doing any of that with each other. Santana and I are closer now, so it was easier to get into being intimate with her. Oh, but I did NOT like when she squirted frozen yogurt and berries into my vagina. That was awful. It wasn't so bad coming out, but it was really fucking cold."

"Yeah, she really had a thing for sticking inanimate objects into you. Santana doing you with a strap-on was pretty hot though."

"The strap on was pretty cool. But I'm glad it's just you and me again."

Finn smiled at her and wrapped her in her robe again once they were dry. They finished getting ready for bed and retreated back to their room. Soon, they were in their warm pajamas (Finn told Rachel that it was way too cold outside to sleep without pajamas that night.) and cuddled in their bed, with clean sheets too.

"Goodnight, Rach. I'm glad to have you all to myself again. I picked up a few new tricks to try this weekend, but I know that you're all I need. I love you, girl."

"I love you, too, Finn. You're all I need too. Sleep well."