Hola!
I just started up another crack fic similar to this one called 'Winry's New Automail Designs'. If you enjoy the randomness of this story, I'm sure you'll love the mass chaos that will be compacted into Ed's automail! =D
Also, if you check out the other story, you'll see about my 1000 views from yesterday alone from registered users. I know a majority of them are from this story so THANK YOU SO MUCH PEOPLE!!!!! *gigantic glomp that covers the whole earth in huggy-ness*
So, now we shall continue.
183. Hide squids in your superior's desk
Mustang was complaining that he was running out of ink. Edward decided to be nice and give him some straight from the source. The spots from the arms didn't fade from Mustang's face for a week, Edward had a squid in his pants, and the rest of the squids ended up in that week's mystery meat.
184. Form a band
Turns out Al was good at drumming, Fullmetal was an excellent name for a lead guitarist, and Winry was great at singing. Winry joined them on their quest for the stone, since it was on their tour route anyways while Edward was finally given a room at hotel.
185. Have a pokemon battle
"Ha! My Squirtle kicks your Charmander's ass Colonel!"
"That's what you think Fullmetal! Charmander use flamethrower!"
"Squirtle dodge and use metal claw!"
"Colonel, Edward. If you're going to fight each other then please don't get an innocent turtle and salamander involved and please take it outside. You already torched the couch from 'Charmander's' last flamethrower."
"Yes Riza…"
"Okay Hawkeye…."
186. Become a pimp, if need be then take lessons
If Havoc had noticed that his pimp instructor was Greed, finding the homunculi would have been much easier on everybody.
187. Trick a co-worker into wearing a costume to work by announcing there's a ' crazy costume party' that day
Falman was humiliated when he showed up in a ballerina outfit to work. Hawkeye merely rolled her eyes at the laughter and went to go find a suitable uniform for the man to wear.
188. For someone's birthday, make an exploding cake instead
Since the cake was already ruined and Mustang's face was already covered in cake, the whole room followed next after the first glob was thrown at a laughing Havoc.
189. Hypnotize someone
Seeing Armstrong shave off his moustache was a pleasure to many people that day until it mysteriously grew back by the next day. No one dared to question it.
"This place is weird enough. Why question it?"
190. Write a biography
"Fullmetal, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like?! I'm writing a biography!"
"It looks like you're making a backwards comic book."
"Shut up! You're just jealous cause you don't have your own comic book!"
191. Attempt to fly
They now learned that constructing make-shift wings and attempting to jump off the tallest part of HQ doesn't guarantee flight, only a one way trip to the hospital.
I would also like to say………..107 IS OUT! RUN LIKE MAD DAMN IT! IT WAS COMPLETELY EPIC AND IF YOU LIKE AL THEN RUN TWICE AS FAST!!!!!