A/N: Sorry! But I had no time nor inspiration for this chapter. Finally I was able to scrap together this chapter (which I really don't like), but don't worry. Things should go back to normal and I should update daily, hopefully. This chapter is not nearly as naughty as the title may suggest.
Title: Uterus
"Mummy, what's a uterus?" Ephram asked. Hermione, nearly dropped the plate she was holding.
"W-W-Where'd you hear that?" Hermione asked
"Chris and Damon."
She placed her hands on her swollen stomach. "Well that's where the baby is whi-"
"But how's it get there? Did you eat it?"
"Erm…I'm sure Daddy would love to explain it to you. Ron get in here!"
"Yeah?" Ron asked.
"You and Ephram need to have a talk… about uteruses."
"But-"
"NOW!" He had learned the hard way that it's best not to aggravate a pregnant women, so he had no choice but to do just that.
A/N: She is pregnant for Iris at the time.
SIW I'll have to reply to you review here since you don't have a username. Anyway, Evelyn is the second to youngest out of 8 children and Ron and Hermione had here when they where 33. And don't forget she is twelve in this fic (which, how could you forget cause I never even told you!) so Ron and Hermione are 45 at the time of this story. Do the math (1980+45) and you get 2025, if I did that right.
And by the way, if any of you are confused as to how old the kids are and what order they come in and everything, I have a chart made for the age of both Hermione and Ron and the kids from every chapter. Just let me know and I can email/PM/whatever else it to you.