Shane's 'Friends'

"Dude, 12 o'clock." All three brothers watched as a blonde women walked pass them. Carly scoffed and shook her head. "OK 1. Married, getting married and two, I am right here!" She whined.

"Sorry but daddy's got to get back into the game." Shane said, leaning against the wall as Carly and his brothers sat on the sofa.

"Oh, do you hear yourself?" She asked. "You're 33."

"What happened to Mindy?" Nate asked. "Nah. She's too... clingy."

"Laura?" Jason tried. "Who?" Shane said, confused.

"The one before Mindy."

Shane thought about it. "Oh, no. Too boring." Carly rolled her eyes. "Boring? Clingy? You are so picky."

"Aww." Shane cooed patting her on the back. "You'll understand when you date." Carly rose her eyebrows. "When I date? What makes you think I'm not dating now?"

"Wait, What?"

Philip came out of his room, "Well, If it isn't my favourite act."

"Thanks-" Jason said but got cut off. "I was talking to Carly." She got up and smirked at the others. "Why, thank you Philip."

A women with long wavy brown hair, came out of the office and smiled at them. "Hi, Shane."

He turned and looked at her. "Oh, Hi Sarah. Hey everyone, this is Sarah. Sarah this is, Jason, Nate and Carly." She shook their hands. "Gosh, you look so familiar." Carly stated.

"Oh, yeah. I ran into you in the hallway at your house. It was right after I slept with Shane, he dumped me the next day." Carly dropped Sarah's hand and Sarah smiled sweetly. "Bye."

"Wow. Awkward. Let's go, tour talk." Philip said and the all went into his office.

-x-

Caitlyn and Carly were talking in the kitchen when Nate came in. He wrapped his arm around her waist and kissed her on her cheek. "Hey beautiful. How are you?"

"I'm good." She smiled. "So, was she hot?"

"What?" Nate asked. "The blonde at Philip's office." He narrowed his eyes at Carly. "What?" She giggled. "I get bored."

Later that night, Jason and Ella came through the door after a night out, the saw Carly sitting in living on her laptop with headphones in. "Carly?" Ella said but she didn't hear them "CARLY!" Jason shouted making her jump. She pulled the headphones out of her ears, "Gee, calm down."

"What are you doing up?" Ella asked.

She closed her laptop and placed it on the coffee table, "Shane brought another 'friend' home, so I'd rather not be up there." Jason and Ella nodded understandingly as Carly shuddered. "What you doing?" Jason asked. "Researching... tour-y things?"

"What do you mean?" Ella said. "Dancing, performing, songs. Those kind of things. I don't want to look like an idiot, do I?"

-The morning-

Carly rolled over and looked at the time, she only had half an hour to get ready for school. She run into the bathroom and got ready. She came out in a grey hoody, denim mini skirt and black tights with uggs. She looked at the time again and she was definitely going to be late. Carly opened the door and saw a small blonde walking down the stairs. "Who the hell are you?" She looked like dear caught in headlights. "I'm Angel. Shane's .. friend."

"OK...."

Angel flattened her hair which was sticking up in many directions. "Bye." She vanished out of house and Carly shook her head, how many was that now? She needed a lift, quick. She went to Shane's door and started banging on it. "Dad! Get up! I need a lift to school!"

She heard him mutter something like. 'let me get ready.' She stormed down the stairs mumbling 'Stupid man whore'.

She was sat on the kitchen stools when Shane came down. "See, now I'm late."

"Sorry. Do you want a note?" She nodded and gave Shane a piece of paper. "What shall I write?"

"How about.... Dear Mrs. Newton." Shane wrote this down. "Carly is late for school because her dad was meant to give her a lift but he overslept because he was tired from doing this bimbo last night." Shane looked up and glared at Carly with one eyebrow raised. "...because of family business." Shane wrote and shoved the note in Carly's hand. "Car. Now."

It was a long, slow boring day and before she knew it, lunch time had come. Carly went to her locker and put some stuff in it before heading to lunch. She shut it and saw Cindy, "Oh, great."

"So, I heard about your Connect 3's opening act." She said.

"You heard correctly..."

Cindy shook her head. "Wow, your family is full of mistakes aren't they?"

"What do you mean?" Carly said as her eyes started to narrow. "Well, there's you performing. Please at the fair you sounded like a strangled cat." Carly rolled her eyes at Cindy. "Then there's you parent's."

"Shut it." Carly warned, growing angry. "Face it Carly, your mum is slut who got pregnant at the age of 18 and only slags do that." That was it. As soon as she said something about Mitchie, Carly grabbed her by the throat and pushed her to the ground. "You don't know anything about me or my mum, so shut hell up!" She screamed. Jez was walking pass when he saw this and ran over then pulled Carly off of Cindy. A crowd had formed and everyone was watching intensely. "Get off me you, English thug!" She screeched at Carly.

"Carly Torres!" Everyone turned round to see Mr Lyons standing outside his office door. "Get in here now!" Jez's arms dropped from around her shoulders and Carly stepped over Cindy who was still lying on the floor. Darren rushed over to Cindy's side. "Babe, are you OK?"

"I will be once that thing, goes away." Carly gave her an evil glare and went into Mr Lyons office.

"Violence is not tolerated in this school." Mr Lyons boomed as Carly sat down on a chair, arms folded. "And this is not a good way to start in this school Carly. It's only your 3rd week."

Carly sighed angrily. "I'm going to ring your father."

"Whatever." She grumbled. Mr Lyons told Mousey to ring Shane, while he talked to Carly. "You're grades are good in some classes, like Music, Drama and English. But in some other classes, the teachers think you could do better." Mousey knocked on the door and came in.

"There's no answer." Carly laughed. "Try his mobile." Mr Lyons suggested.

"I did, no answer" Carly laughed again. "-but I left a message on both."

Mr Lyons looked through Carly's details. "Who's ... Caitlyn Gray?"

"My auntie."

Mr Lyons nodded and gave Mousey the papers. "Ring her."

-

"Carly!" Caitlyn yelled as she stormed in the office. "Caitlyn."

"Stop it. What did you do?" Mr Lyons came out and shook Caitlyn's hand. "Shall we talk, in my office." Caitlyn nodded and followed him into the office, leaving Carly in reception alone, with mousey of course. She sat and thought about what her punishment would be. Not just from the school, Shane as well he was going to flip out. "OK, I'll tell her and Shane. Bye." Caitlyn said coming out of the office with forms in her hand. "Let's go."

"What's my punishment?" Carly asked as they walked to the car, Caitlyn gave Carly the forms as they hopped in the car. "I'm suspended?!"

"Yep." Caitlyn said popping the 'p'. "For the rest of the week."

Carly rolled her eyes. "For violent behaviour." She scoffed and folding her arms in a huff. "Hey, I don't know what made you ponce on her but she shouldn't have done it."

"Coming from you." Carly muttered.

"I heard that." Caitlyn said.

Soon they pulled up at the house and went inside. "SHANE!" Caitlyn yelled up the stairs throwing her bag on the counter and herself on the sofa in the living room. Shane came, almost running down the stairs pulling a shirt over his head getting stuck in process. He managed to pull the tee down and his head snapped up. "Carly, what are you doing here?" He said but kept on looking up at the stairs.

"Carly got suspended from school for a week." Caitlyn said, his gaze slowly shifted to Carly's. She smiled sweetly at him. "What did you do?"

"Well, I may have-" She started but just gave him the forms instead. "Violent Behaviour?!"

Carly held up her hands in defence.

"Shane?" Someone called from up the stairs. Carly and Caitlyn both rose their eyebrows and looked at Shane who had his eyes closed almost trying to mentally beg the person from coming down the stairs. Just then a woman appeared on the stairs balcony in some slutty underwear. "Oh my god!" She screeched before covering herself with her hands, "Hi. Let me just go and..." She trailed off, vanishing upstairs. "That's why you did answer your phones?" Carly asked, shaking her head.

"Well, they could of called again." Carly pressed play on the answer machine and Mousey's voice filled the house. "Hi, this is Ms. Norton from West High. I'm calling on behalf on Mr Lyons, who would like speak to you about your daughter, Carly Torres. She has gotten into some trouble and it would be appreciated if you could call back or come down to West High to speak with Mr Lyons. Thank you."

"Oh." Shane said defeated. The women reappeared, fully clothed, she came down the stairs. "Well, I see you're busy. Bye." She said and disappeared out of the house. "Wait, No. Amanda.... Carly!" He yelled and she was now sitting in the kitchen with a bag of cookies "Aww, did I ruin you're little date. Sorry."

He grabbed the bag off of her. "OK, you're grounded."

"Grounded?!" She screeched.

"Suspended!" Shane retorted. "Touché."

"So, what exactly happened?" Shane asked. "Well, Cindy – this girl at my school, who I hate she so annoying and thinks she so amazing but she's not and-"

"Focus."

Carly rolled her eyes. "She started to say all these things about how my family is full of mistakes and stuff, and I lost it."

"What did she say?"

Carly shrugged and jump off the counter, walking away. Shane grabbed her shoulder and pushed her back in front of him. "Tell me."

Carly sighed and jumped back up. "She said how it was a mistake that I was your opening act and how you and mum made a mistake, I.e. me. Then she started calling mum a slut, so I just got mad." Shane patted her on the head and gave her a hug. "It's OK, I understand now, those are sensitive subjects to you." She nodded and looked up at him. "Does this mean I'm not grounded?" She asked hopefully.

"Oh no. You're still grounded, Carls. Violence is not the answer." She pouted and he laughed at her. "Which means, No TV, no laptop and no going out."

"Gee, fun." Carly sarcastically replied.

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