Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer.
Author's Note: So I'm basically going to work on this story, and this story only, until it is done. Then I'll do it for my other stories and so on and so forth. So enjoy a lot of updates. Hopefully soon.
Pranks 33 & 34: Make him watch all three LOTR with you in one day. Then ask if Alice reminds him of Lady Galadriel too...
Here it begins.
"Ohhhh, Carlisle!" I heard a girly scream and a crash from somewhere off in the house. I gasped, wanting everyone to think that I was concerned, and ran up the stairs to his and Esme's room.
I walked in to find that when I had called Carlisle had been trying to change the light bulb, and upon hearing my voice he had fallen off of the step ladder. "Uh, Carlisle, are you OK?"
He looked up, slightly worried. "Yes, I'm fine. Now what do you want?"
I gave him the "so-innocent-it-hurts" look and said: "I'd like to watch a movie with you."
He gave me a wary look. He'd been fooled by the innocent eyes before, and he wasn't someone that you could fool twice. "What movie?"
"The Fellowship of the Ring, and then maybe The Two Towers."
He looked back and forth. Obviously waiting for the catch. "Is that all?"
"Yes, Carlisle, that's all. I just want to watch some movies with you."
He got up cautiously. "OK, let's go down stairs and watch it in the living room."
And we did just that.
Around nine hours later...
Carlisle's sanity had left his body just about at The Battle of Helms Deep. By the time we got to the part when Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn travel to the men in the mountains, he was trying to to cry.
Finally we got to the end credits for The Return of The King he was trying to escape. But I wouldn't have it. No-sir-ee, I would not. "Carlisle, you can outlast the credits if you try." He tried to escape again. "You're not trying," I sang.
Once the credits were over he heaved a sigh of relief.
Then I smiled to myself and initiated my plan. "So, Carlisle, did anyone in those movies remind you of anyone you know?"
He thought for a moment. "No, why do you ask?"
"I just thought that maybe I reminded you of Lady Galadriel... That's all. I just wanted to see if you would see the similarities; that's why we watched the movies."
Carlisle's eye twitched. "We watched Lord of The Rings for nine hours plus so you could see if Lady Galadriel reminded me of you?"
I smiled and chipperly said: "Yep!"
He laughed manically and ran screaming out of the room. I sighed and picked up the phone. "Hello, operator? Yes, I'd like the number of the nearest psychiatrist, please. Dr. Smith? Thanks, bye!"
I hung up and started dialing as I listened to Carlisle smashing the kitchen into little, tiny bits. "Hello, is this Dr. Smith's office? I'd like to book an appointment for a Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Yes, that's the one. Thanks, bye!"
I sighed and Emmett walked in. "Why is Carlisle smashing the kitchen to bits?"
I gave him my best evil grin. "I'm at war."