Last time on Dragon Ball Z.
The fight has begun. Trunks is missing out! Can the androids kill Buu before Trunks is even needed? The onlookers are skeptical.
Kaio-what?
You put the lime in the coconut drink em' bOHoth up. You put the lime in the coconut and drink em' bOHoth up. . . . . . . .
This is worse than the hyperbolic time chamber.
Trunks tried hard to sit still and calm himself. I peeked a glance over to the mass of dead people around the crystal ball. All he could see was a bunch of flashes pictured on the ball, most of them red.
Please can someone just give me an update. He lost track of the time a while ago. The old Kai simply stared perverted at his swim suit catalog. . . of Earth women- wait.
"Where did you even find that?" Trunks said, breaking the silence.
The old kai replied sternly. "Do not interrupt me." He glanced back down with a smile. "Oh hooo! That one's nice."
Trunks was now staring at the catalog too. He's been trapped for thousands of years before Buu's time. . . He hasn't left the entire time here. Seriously, where did he get that?!
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18's fist smacks Buu as she and 17 unleash a barrage of hits on the monster who frantically blocks as best he can. 18 elbows him as 17 punches his gut, the two hits launching Buu out of the half destroyed city entirely.
Buu pumped up in anger. He charges an massive ball of energy, releasing it with a laugh. 17 smirks as he charges his own beam to hold the ball back. 18 dashes around the beam/ball struggle launching two destructo disks at Buu. The attack cleaves his arms off, taking away his control of his attack. 17's beam pushes the ball back as both attacks explode on Buu.
The smoke and debris cleared with Buu completely undamaged, however looking extremely pissed. "You two. . . how are you so strong? I can't sense anything from you." He visibly calmed and smiled. "No matter. I'll destroy you both anyway."
18 flicks her hair out from her eyes. "You talk a lot for someone losing. Reminds me of Vegeta." , who snorted in the Kai's world since he was watching.
17 placed his hand on his hip in a superior posture. "Yeah, so far you're just a very tough piece of chewing gum."
Buu's veins pulsed all over his body.
17 chuckled at the reaction. "And that thing on your forehead? I mean, it's like a giant dildo. Too bad you're so ugly you can't use it, though."
18 rolled her eyes. "Seriously."
Buu roared in anger, opening his mouth up and releasing a massive yellow beam. 17 and 18 used Kaioken again and used a combined beam to cancel it out. Buu charged through the smoke.
His arm extended, grabbing 18's leg. He pulls her in and knees her in the jaw before kicking her away. 17 charge, clashing elbow strikes with the monster before initiating a strike exchange. 18 recovered midair. She charged back in.
Buu punches 17's gut, stunning him before bringing both arms down. He sends the android into the ground below. 18 rockets in, kicking Buu in the spine. However, Buu's body absorbs the hit as he contorts around, wrapping 18 up like a snake. His head appears right in front of hers with a smile as he opens his mouth to blast her head off point blank.
"18!" 17 calls, worried. The attack hits causing a large amount of smoke. However, it clears to show an electric static field around 18, between her body and Buu's pink wrapping.
The android barrier saved her. God, I love that move. The barrier stretches Buu's body off her enough for her to move. He smirks at the shocked monster. As soon as the barrier disappears, a blast blows his head off. The headless pink body withdraws away from the android before regenerating the head.
Before Buu can center his anger on 18, a beam eradicates his left arm, torso, and leg. 17 grabs his right leg and spin throws him into the ground as he rejoined his sister.
"You actually worried me there." 17 joked.
She rolled her eyes, her voice dripping sarcasm. "Thanks for caring."
Buu appeared below, in an extreme angered state.
"Uh oh." 17 said mockingly. "He's gonna throw a tantrum."
Buu raised his head tenticle. "Enough! Turn into cake." He looked between the brunette and blonde hair. He smiled wide. "Vanilla Chocolate swirl!"
The pink electric like beam went up to them, but both androids dodged the beam before reappearing in front of Buu. They each punch him in the face, sending him scraping across the ground into a far off plateau.
17 looked at his own hair, then to 18's. "Huh, he's right. It does remind me of-"
"Zip it" 18 cut him off. 17 smiled as 18 glared at him. "Call me Vanilla, and I will kill you, 17."
17 smirked. "Sorry, sis." He emphasized sis.
"Whatever, Bro." She did the same with Bro.
Buu came back, his body heating up and releasing steam from his head.
17 chuckled. "Hey, the 'little pink engine that could' is back."
Buu smiled madly as his body began to burn red. "I've had enough! You will both die! Now!" His power skyrocketed as the androids both realized what he was doing.
"Oh, shit." The both said simultaneously. They suddenly noticed the city nearby. 18 brought up the concern. "That city won't survive it."
They nodded to each other as they blast off to the city limits. They line up against the glowing mass of energy coming from Buu.
The monster laughed. "DIE!" He used his kamikaze.
The pink explosion closed in fast as the twins gathered their power.
"Kaioken x4!" Both yelled out while activating their now blood red android barriers. The twin barriers act as a wall as the self destruct blast clashes with them.
The energies erupt in a massive blinding light.
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"Wow! They're really doing it, aren't they!" Goku praised. "Buu seems to have a larger temper than Vegeta does, so that helps." Vegeta glared at the fellow saiyan in the group.
"Mind saying that again?"
"Point proven." Piccolo remarked, cutting off the Goku Vegeta argument. "Question is, did Buu really just die?"
"No." Supreme Kai answered. "Buu has made a habit before of blowing up whole planets while still on them. He simply reforms. This will more than likely be no different."
Gohan glanced back to Trunks. He looked back to the viewing globe.
Trunks continued to sit quietly. . .
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17 and 18 stood hunched over slightly. They looked back to the unharmed city. Then they turned, noticing the giant crater that engulfed everything within miles except what was directly behind them.
17 smiled. "Awe, here I was getting warmed up."
18 sighed. "Yeah. . . more like we were getting ready to keel over. That x4 part is tough to maintain. My insides are burning."
17 smiled. "Well, I guess we wait here until he decides to show up again."
18 looked around. "Great. A waiting game. I can't imagine anything more boring."
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Trunks sneezed. The old Kai chuckled. "Maybe a pretty lady mentioned you?"
Trunks lazily pinched his nose to keep a second one from coming. "How much longer?"
The old Kai chuckled. "Well, seeing your power. . . give or take five minutes. . . I'd say you have about half an hour left."
OH THANK GOD! Trunks mentally cheered.
Next time on Dragon Ball Z.
The fight continues with Majin Buu's return. The battle takes to new levels, and new abilities are made known. See the action next time on Shit Gets Fucked Up Z!