Hogwarts has a new teacher: Dolores Umbridge!
Dolores Umbridge
Dolores Umbridge
You'll chill when you see her
surrounded by kitsch
and hear her speak
with her annoying pitsch
Dolores, Dolores Umbridge
The "chrm" from her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
Had better beware
She's like a spider waiting
for a snitch
Look out for Dolores Umbride
At first you think
Dolores is the devil
But after time has worn
Away the shock
You'll come to realize
You've seen her toady eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock!
This menace in pink
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world has never
seen a greater bitch
like Dolores, Dolores Umbridge.
This is the Cruella Deville song from 101 Dalmatiner.