Day 15

"IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAS"the Master bellowed early that morning. Rose threw a cushion at him and told him to shut his fat gob.

"It's 6:30 in the morning, don't shout" she mumbled. "I know" replied the Master "but this is my favourite day of the year. Oh I wonder what santa got me". Rose rolledh er eyes in disbeliefment "I bet he didn't get you anything because you're naughty". The master ignored this and went to see what he had got.

These were the presents that the Master got

: a pair of socks

:a mr bean's holiday mug (which he liked)

:a bigger box of Anti-constipation coffee

:some clothes

: A thermol detonater which had a note saying (not to be used, use it as a bedside table ornament)

:five selection boxes

: ten tubs of smarties

: A mr bean's holiday dvd (which he liked)

: a box of malteasers

"Wow, I love my pressies. See Rose I have been a good boy" he grinned to Rose who was now opening her presents.

These are the ones that she got

: A pink top

: some pink trousers to match her pink top

: a boob tube

: some chocolates

: a pair of trainers

: a denim mini-skirt

: some makeup

: Some hair clips

: another boob tube (a bright sparkley pink one )

"You have to where that pink top, it'll look nice on you" suggested Martha, she was opening her presents.

These are the ones that Martha got.

: some new slippers.

(I know let's just skip the housemates opening their presents and get on with what they'll be doing throughout the day.)

The Dalek was still covered in tinsel and was in a very grumpy mood.

"Any-one who talks to me will be shot with sil-ly string" it barked. The other housmemates went "ooooooooooh" and went to look at the different coloured Rums that had been placed on the table.

"Oh look there's some yellow rum over there" Dr ten cried pointing to a cup full of yellow rum. "Drink it" martha dared. Dr ten shook his head and said he didn't fancy any. "Too chicken are ya" the Master blurted out. "No i am not" Dr ten snapped back. The Master picked up a cup full of Red Rum and drank out of it.

"Mmmmmmmm Red Rum" he grinned with it all over his mouth. He then drank some of the yellow Rum too. After he drank the blue Rum, then the Pink Rum and then the green Rum, then the orange Rum and he also drank to purple Rum, then the grey Rum. He drank all the Rums until he passed out.

"That's what you get for drinking too mouch Rums" Dr nine said. The master was left where he was and the rest were not too pleased with him for drinking all the Rums.

"Bloody alcholic" Tutted Sarah-jane. The Master grumbled drunkly and spewed on the carpet. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" went all the Housmates. "Mop that sick up master" ordered the Big Brother commentator. "Just let me snooze first" the master mumbled, not moving from were he layed. "He's hammered" suggested Rose. "We'll have to put him to bed" explained Martha. So she and Rose lifted the very pissed up Master from the floor and carried him to the bedroom.

"Hey ladies, wana have some fun" he slurred. Without saying anything, Martha and Rose dumped him on his bed and left The Master dozed off because he was very drunk.

"The bad thing is, he's going to miss out on all the Christmas day activities" Rose said. The Master spend the whole day in bed whilst the rest messed about with their presents. The Dalek and the cyberman got nothing.

That evening, they all settled down to watch a movie (minus the master who was still out cold from drinking all that rum).After, they all went to bed and slept.