Dear Fans,

I just did a research on how many stories you've written about me and I got 4.4k (I was happy that so many people wrote stories about me). Then I checked to see how many stories you've written about my friends, Zuko and Aang. Here's what I got:

Zuko: 16.4k

Aang: 8.5k

Now you must be thinking, where am I going with this? Well, as you can see, there aren't a lot of stories about me (compared to my friends). I'm disappointed and surprised at the same time. Why I'm disappointed must be obvious. But why am I surprised? I'm surprised because Zuko has more stories written about him than anyone! I can understand that Aang will have a lot of stories, but Zuko? What do you exactly see in that jerkbender? He's Fire Nation, for goodness sake! His family started the war! If anyone deserves 16.4k stories, than its me or Aang! We were on the good side! Not Zuko!

So now I want you to spread the word. Sokka deserves more stories! Repeat after me. Sokka deserves more stories! Now I want you to write more stories about me, I have to beat Zuko to it!

-Sokka

(And no, I am not jealous)