Dear Czech and Slovakia,
Czech- something along those lines, but also involving voodoo curses, a haunted cemetery, and hamburgers. I could tell you the full details but he might find it, and then to get back at me he might decide not to pay the internet bills again- and then how would I talk to you?
Slovakia- Yes, Big Brother would disagree. *sigh of disgust* He and Spain took care of me before England, so unfortunately I had to live with him when I was little... let's not go there.
I tend not to get too hot easily, although I'm overly sensitive to the cold, so I kind of end up thinking in the opposite direction of your argument- there's also a certain point where you have to stop putting clothes on. Like when you can no longer move your arms.
And yes, I 'have' a crocodile, and also an alligator, although I suppose it's not fair to call Bessie and Louis pets. Honestly, I don't know why everyone's always so surprised to meet them. I mean, it's not like everyone has a talking Cajun alligator, but they can't be that uncommon, can they?
...Right?
By the way, if you see Prussia (you're in that general neighborhood, aren't you? And he likes to annoy your siblings, I know) please tell him I'm not dead. I keep sending him email but he seems to think it's just America.
Virgil
[Ah Darkeh so do I.]
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Virgil,
Czech: That would suck, you are quite fun to talk to. And I'm very curious to as what you have planed, but I understand not wanting America to find it.
Slovakia: So I see. And Spain can be annoying so I understand. Haha yeah, It'd suck to not be able to move much, but at least you'd be warm? I don't know.
I think any talking animal is uncommon….
And If I see Prussia I'll tell him, or at least try to. He likes to make fun of me because of our (Czech and I) failed joint country. He gets really annoying about it, he also likes to tease me for getting lost when I try to find his stupid house anyway.
~ Czech and Slovakia
(Eww exams. Sigh then I have a math test I have to take on Tuesday because I was sick! Arg )