The Static Age.
Time passed slowly for Georgia, and she soon realised that it was less than a day until the Normandy's work was scheduled to be completed. She hurried to find Samantha and confirm this fact, and found her PA sitting with the other women on the sofas, watching an old Earth film.
"I do not understand what is he trying to do?" EDI asked, watching the lead character interacting with a scientist, whilst hiding from a rather attractive woman.
"He's learning what it means to be human" Samantha sighed, "He started as a robot, and is slowly becoming human physically, but he has to learn how to be a human in other matters." EDI tilted her head and resumed watching the film.
"What are you watching?" Georgia asked, taking a seat between the chatty two.
"Bicentennial Man" Samantha said, "it's from the late twentieth century, but it's always been a favourite of mine."
"Who's the lead actor?" EDI asked.
"That's Robin Williams, a legendary stand up and comedic actor, though this isn't one of his funny films" Georgia said, relaxing into the sofa. "For comedy I'd say watch his stand-up routines, incredibly out of date, but hilarious when you know the subject matter." There was a pause; Georgia could tell EDI was downloading all information on the man, and most likely watching his entire works in the blink of an eye.
"I concur" EDI said turning back to the screen, "a very gifted man."
"Samantha, before I forget, is the Normandy ready for tomorrow?" Georgia asked, though she would have been happy to talk more about Robin.
"Yes, there won't be a ceremony, Hackett wouldn't say why" Samantha checked her omnitool. "We're to meet him at the hangar at midday."
They watched the remainder of the film in silence, when it finished everyone except EDI and Georgia hurried off to bed, as it was very late in the evening.
"The film has given me an idea" EDI said slowly, her eyes fixing on Georgia.
"What?" Georgia asked slowly, fearing the worst.
"I want to become more human" EDI said resolutely, "and you're band could make it happen much faster than the process shown in that film."
"EDI, after curing Falare, I really do not want to take another 'wish' step towards becoming goddess, I'm six down" Georgia said rather disappointed that she could not help her AI friend. "Plus, shouldn't you talk to Joker first?" EDI lowered her head.
"Joker and I are no longer in that kind of relationship" she said sadly. "He said I became more like his mother, than girlfriend."
"I'm so sorry" Georgia said hugging EDI, "is there anything I can do?" EDI looked at her and she quickly added, "Not including making you human." EDI pouted.
"Then there is one thing" EDI said quickly, Georgia gave her an odd look and then EDI spoke with Miranda's voice. "You're next woman is EDI, I couldn't think of a riddle to hide it."
"Where did you get that?" Georgia asked, as EDI clicked back to her usual voice.
"I intercepted the message to Samantha" EDI said rather cheerily.
"And the speaking in Miranda's voice part?" Georgia said uncertainly, as they began to move toward Georgia's room.
"I can impersonate anyone General" EDI said in Georgia's voice. "Part of the infiltration programme EVA used on Mars." Georgia opened the door to her room and ushered EDI inside.
"And was there anything else in the message?" Georgia asked as she took her jacket off, revealing a long sleeve shirt underneath.
"Only that she has another 'surprise for you tomorrow when we get the Normandy back, plus one more woman in the final month, though she was mute on whom." EDI reported, looking around the bedroom.
"Oh, that's interesting." Georgia said sitting on the bed, eyeing EDI's body in a primal manner, which EDI noticed. "How exactly is this going to happen?" Georgia asked uncertainly, after looking EDI over from head to foot. "How did you and Joker, y'know, have sex?" This situation was beyond weird for Georgia.
"We didn't," EDI said flatly, removing her leather one-piece suit, revealing her supple metal skin underneath. "I knew that if we became intimate fully, the intercourse would kill him." Georgia raised an eyebrow. "I'm metal, he's got brittle bones." Georgia nodded her understanding.
"Do you have any sexual organs?" Georgia asked, staring between EDI's legs, not seeing any signs of feminine organs.
"Not really" EDI said glumly. Georgia sighed.
"So how did you and Joker…" Georgia began to ask but EDI cut in.
"Oral and manual sex, though gently done to not break bones" EDI said firmly. "If you want me for actual intercourse, then you have little choice but to make me human."
Georgia sighed, but an idea popped into her head, she reached out and touched EDI's stomach, where her belly button would be. Upon contact, a fleshy belly button formed, from this point, EDI's metal skin began to shift into pale pink flesh, creating two nether lips below the belly button and giving her feet and toes when it reached them. EDI looked down at watched it crawl down her arms, forming silver painted finger nails on her hands. Georgia stared in disbelief, as the wave reached EDI's face, her lips became pink, her eyes formed black pupils with the green iris' and her hair became neck length and black.
"Am I human?" EDI asked as she caressed her new skin, Georgia noticed that the band was glowing slightly brighter, and she felt something building in her chest, a strong presence that was ebbing out from her heart. She noted EDI's question and looked at her with a smile.
"Not exactly no" EDI raised a black, neatly formed eyebrow. "You're still an AI, but your not a robot now. You're an android, you look human, you have most human functions, but you're still linked to the Normandy and are still capable of living forever."
"Clever move general!" EDI smiled warmly. "And I'm surprised I didn't think of it first. Thank you very much" she bowed slightly and began caressing her body, getting used to the new functions.
"Happy with your appearance?" Georgia asked pointing at the mirror. EDI walked over and eyed herself in the mirror, feeling her hair and touching her new ears and lips. She then noticed her nether lips, and her hand trailed down at touched it, eliciting a gasp of surprise at the sensation.
"This is a new sensation" EDI breathed as her fingers traced around her folds, occasionally skating across the top, eliciting sharp moans when she did.
"Don't worry, we all like to touch ourselves down there" Georgia said heartily as she dropped her pants to reveal her fully erect member, EDI looked surprised. "What? You never watched me with Miranda or Sha'ira?" Georgia laughed, her hand caressing her erect member. EDI shook her head.
"I respected your privacy" EDI said curtly, her eyes fixed on Georgia's cock. "Why do you not have a vaginal slit?" Georgia laughed.
"I'm a hermaphrodite, I was born with both sets of genitals, but only my penis is fertile." EDI bent over and looked at Georgia's folds underneath her penis.
"I see, may i?" EDI asked, her hand reaching forward, Georgia nodded and EDI's hand moved toward her cock, at the last moment it moved under the shaft and touched her folds instead.
"Not sure what to do?" Georgia said softly, sitting down, her member standing at attention, EDI nodded and sat down next to her. "Follow my lead" Georgia's right hand went to EDI's slit, as EDI's left went to Georgia's.
Georgia gently began to press her middle finger between EDI's tight folds, and she felt EDI do the same to her, she gently rubbed the clit with her thumb as her finger pressed against the inner walls, and was rewarded with feeling EDI do the same. After a few minutes they sped up, and EDI was first to reach her climax, her walls tightened and she convulsed at Georgia's touch, before flopping back on the bed, Georgia followed moments later.
"I think my circuits overloaded, and yet I liked it" EDI said sitting up after a moment or so, looking between her legs at her moisten slit.
"That is called a climax, or ejaculation, we try to reach that during sex.
"I know the details general, but I have no experience in performing these 'arts'" EDI said rather coldly, Georgia chuckled and pushed her back on to the bed and straddled her waist.
"Care for the main art then?" Georgia said leaning close to EDI's face, her member pressing against her nether lips, they kissed before EDI nodded. Georgia pressed her cock slowly between the folds, EDI's eyes closed tight as they opened for the head, only opening them once the head was fully inside. "I'll be gentle until you say otherwise" Georgia whispered, as EDI looked unsurely at her.
Georgia slowly sheathed herself inside EDI's tightness, feeling no hymen as she did, because she had not thought to give her one. She gently pulled out until just her tip was inside, then slid back in at an equally slow pace, EDI's eyes fluttered as the new sensations coursed through her circuits. When EDI gave a nod of her head, Georgia slowly increased her pace, but didn't go ludicrously fast as it was EDI's first time.
The feelings coursing through her made EDI reach her second ever climax, this one more explosive than the last, she shook violently as it struck, and Georgia pinned her arms down to stop her hurting herself. When Georgia felt pressure building in her cock, she slowed down and pulled out, she quickly repositioned her member at EDI's lips and pressed it into her mouth as she came.
Taken completely by surprise, all EDI could do was swallow down the strange fluid as it shot into her mouth, only stopping as Georgia's member softened and she lay beside EDI on the bed.
"Sorry, but I didn't want to finish inside you" Georgia said as EDI rested her head on the pillow next to Georgia's head.
"Would I have gotten pregnant?" EDI asked in a soft tone, Georgia shook her head.
"No, but I didn't know what would happen if I did, I felt safer to…"
"Shoot down my throat?" EDI tilted her head away from the pillow, Georgia chuckled.
"We'll talk more in the morning, before we introduce the new you to the crew." With that they both drifted off to sleep.