DanceDream: No, not quite that many. I didn't count, but there are some games where Peach gets kidnapped several times in a row. Currently, there are about 200 games in the franchise, but not all of them have Mario (most of them do, though). Except he can't really tell his younger self not to do it, because it won't work. Yes, that's what Amy did... Well, as far as this story goes. Have you figured out what Knuckles contributes to the plot of current games? When Mario's coding is finished, I'll probably release a little demo. Oh, yeah. Final Boss of SMG2, for instance. The boss is pathetic, the soundtrack is awesome.

IMPORTANT: From now on, younger versions have their names italicized, while older ones do not.

Adventures of Mario & Sonic: Generations

Insert Stupid Pun Here.

"I think we should take some time for each of us to get acquainted with our older/younger selves," Luigi said, "Mostly for the benefit of the younger ones. Each of us will go through an area with ourselves, and meet the others on the other side. Sound good, everybody?"

Everyone agreed.

"I think I'll go first," Mario said, as they came up on a place that looked completely disgusting, as if it was the inside of some giant animal... Other than the fact that it was completely whited-out like every other area. Next to it was a white statue of a familiar princess with short hair and a flower on her dress.

"Um... What is this place?" The young Mario asked.

"You don't wanna know," Mario and Luigi said simultaneously. Before he could resist, Mario pulled his younger self into the area.

"Ugh..." Mario said, picking himself up off of the mushy red floor. He looked around, noticing things like half-digested food stuck in the walls, "This is disgusting. Where are we?"

"Inside Bowser."

"No, seriously, where are we?"

"You think I was kidding?"

Mario made a face.

"I thought you'd do that. Come on, let's get going." Both Marios walked forward through the red tunnel, coming to a few platforms above a literal lake of fat.

"... Well, that explains a lot," Mario commented, as they jumped from platform to platform, "That is a... vast reservoir of lipids."

"I know. C'mon, there's a block at the top," Mario jumped up to the topmost platform, where there was indeed a block. As he followed, Mario noted that the block looked kind of like a bone.

As it turned out, the block contained coins. The Marios continued forward, coming to a block that said it was 'globin' and another tunnel through Bowser's body.

As they came through the tunnel, Mario prepared to hear Starlow... But no sound came. Mario looked up at the membraney bubble that had held Starlow the first time, and noted that it was empty.

"Well, this is pretty empty," Mario said, "Let's just keep going, older me."

Both jumped forward to the platform in the middle of the room, sprung off of the distinctly goomba-looking cell that suddenly appeared on said platform, and managed to make it to the other side of the small room and through another odd tunnel.

"Why are there tunnels inside Bowser's body, anyway?" Mario asked, "They aren't blood vessels."

"Honestly, I have no idea."

Soon into the new room, there was another goombule. Mario tossed a Fire Flower to Mario, and the two used their fire powers to take out the goombule.

"I just thought of something," Mario said, "Why do we always capitalize Fire Flower, and why do Bowser's cells look like his minions?"

"First, they're important. Second, I have no idea." Mario said, jumping up to a platform ahead, "Follow me, me! Oh, don't follow Mimi, though. You'll meet her some day."

"Girlfriend?"

"No, bad guy. Seriously, Luigi assumed that earlier when Luigi told him about Daisy. What's with you both asking that?"

"You have ice powers now?" Amy asked.

Cream nodded.

"Can you make a hammer out of ice?" Amy asked.

Cream tried and succeeded, wondering where this was going.

"I guess-" Amy started.

"We have a lot to teach you," Amy finished.

"And now there are fleshy pipes in here," Mario commented, "This goes against everything I learned about biology."

"Conversion of mass, conservation of energy, inertia, any of this ringing a bell?" Mario asked, as he entered the pipe.

"Good point."

On the other side of the pipe, there was another goombule, which was quickly defeated. From there, they had to climb down through 'floors' of Bowser's muscles, collecting coins ("Does he eat these?" "No, but I've met people who do." "What?") and defeating goombules.

Soon enough, they came across a chamber with what appared to be a wad of flesh hanging from the ceiling.

"This is where I found Luigi last time," Mario commented, pointing at the cylindrical wad of flesh, "He was hanging from that."

"That's absolutely disgusting. Let's keep going."

They soon came across two goombules. Each defeated one with a stomp, and the world flashed white.

As Daisy and the world behind her begain regaining color, Luigi warned everyone to cover their ears. Everyone except the Tailses did so. Tails and his younger self both shoved their hands into their ears, as covering them would be impossible given their size.

"HI I'M DAISY!"

I know the Paper Mario series comes first, but I wanted to have the M&L series over with first.