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"Talking"

"Thinking"

"Biju/Summons Talking"

'Biju/Summons Thinking'

"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"

Chapter 21

The chuunin exam's had finally ended and the winner? Uzumaki Nami after she had defeated Gaara in the finals. No promotions had been given yet but the hokage was currently discussing who to promote with the council. Three of the konoha ninjas were probably going to be promoted, one of them though had to be evaluated once more, the one they knew the least of.

This konoha ninja is currently resting in the hospital as he had suffered severe blood loss. There had been several kidnapping attempts on him by the guys named "Ace" and "Natsu" from sand, so now Nami and her team had gotten a mission to guard him.

Well no matter what any doctor or jounin ninja told anyone about the one resting in the hospital, the truth is he is fine except for the hangover he will have once he wakes up. Right now though a dream which he had dreamed many times before was all Naruto had to worry about. In the dream he was jumping around like a bunny and giggling while chasing girls in bunny suits wearing bunny ears. He would jump around the nations in the elemental nations this way chasing Kurenai, Anko, Yugao and recently the female human version of Kurama, who he calls Kurumi.

As Yugao was about to change into Kurama once he jumped over a mountain as usual the dream changed it another dream he has had before. This dream however he only dreamed when something terrible was about to happen. He was now sitting around a large round table within an old looking building with several people he knew well. These people were all men and highly respected and strong.

They were: Makarov Dreyar (Fairy Tail's Guild Master), Jiraiya (Not from this world, the Jiraiya Naruto actually knows),Kakashi (Same as Jiraiya),Hiruzen (same), Gildarts (Strongest mage in Fairy Tail) and last but not least his father Namikaze Minato. But why was his father here? He was not usually in this dream and did not really fit in with the others because, Naruto knew better than the others, sure they were respected but the truth is they are nothing but hopeless perverts that are there to warn him about future situations.

The dream did not go as usual as they did not tell him to run from the red terror or the hordes of angry women. Instead all he got was thumbs up from all of them and cheers of being the man.

"My boy! I envy you so much right now!" Makarov said with pride

"I always knew you would be great" Hiruzen followed up with a huge smile and then buried his face in an Icha Icha book.

"Naruto, listen.." Kakashi started "You are living my dream.." tears started falling from the eye that was not covered "You truly are the most unpredictable ninja.. Anko, Yugao, Shizune and even Konan.."

Jiraiya had a huge grin "And Tsunade-hime! We are not worthy to even breathe the same air Naruto-sama!"

Naruto burried his face within his hands 'Idiots..'

Jiraiya then stopped smiling and said in a very serious tone "But do not let this chance go to waste, you are getting another chance to fuck them all! As your sensei I order you to take full advantage of this opportunity!"

"Ero-sennin.."

"Brat" Gildarts started and Naruto threw a chair at him and yelled at Gildarts "Don't you start as well; you have fucked every woman over 25 in Earthland"

The others wore shocked expressions and Gildarts sighed

"I believe you are wrong there.. You see I only fucked 253 women that were 25 or older.."

"That is not the point, ttebayo!" Naruto whined and then pointed a finger at his father "And what the hell are you doing here anyway, old man?"

Namikaze Minato just grinned "Hehe yeah about that.. I am as proud as the others of your great accomplishments" Minato giggled and high fived Jiraiya and then continued "But the reason I am here is because I have a message for you"

"What message?"

"Well when you entered this world and removed the seal, normally I would intervene and put the seal back and we would talk"

"Yeah already done that bullshit, go on"

"I know about that and what I wanted to tell you is that I am not a part of your dream, we are having that talk right now and I know I am not technically your real father since we are from different dimensions. I have seen everything you have done so far in your life and that is why I know all this."

"Okay cool.. And the message is?"

"Well you see, not everything happened the same way in our dimension.. Let me start of by telling you about the night the Kyubi attacked.."

With Nami

Nami and her team had just been sent back home and some other people would take over the guarding mission for the night. She had been feeling weird for a while now and had many talks with Kurumi (The female Kurama, will call her that from now on) and most of them were about Naruto. Kurumi was apparently very angry at him for some reason, something about not seeing her again since the last time, Nami did not even know they had met in the first place.

Kurumi's anger had affected Nami as well in the way that she would gain a lot of Kurumi's chakra and almost lose control.

Now Nami had gotten home and as soon as she entered her room and was thrown out of it by a naked red haired girl, the same girl she saw disappear with Naruto at the chuunins exam, she finally lost control.

She lost control for almost ten seconds until something else took over and another seal appeared on her right arm. Smoke came from the arm and the words within the seal took the shape of a female human with long hair and the shape became bigger and bigger until it was standing right in front of Nami, fully naked.

This was someone Nami had seen before.

Back at the hospital

Naruto woke up with a girly scream of "HEEELP!" as he quickly grabbed his clothes and then jumped out the window and headed towards one of the bars where he felt the chakra signatures of Ace and Natsu.

Once he was close enough he yelled "ACE, PINKY, BURN IT ALL, BURN IT ALL DOWN AND RUN!" then he ran off heading out of the village with Ace and Natsu following him while spitting fire. They did not get far however, as two figures soon stopped them, one much taller than the other.

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