Ch 20 Who really caused this
"Okay this is not good" Yoshi pulled out the ridiculator.
E.Gadd noticed Yoshi aiming, "Don't do that, do you want to give him the power to shoot brussel sprouts out of his eyes."
",and that would be bad how?" Yoshi continued to aim.
"No one likes Brussel sprouts." E.Gadd yelled.
"Excuse me, I know your conversation is the most important thing in the world right now but, I must crush you." Toadsworth flew up to the sky and start to dive onto the destroyed mansion.
"Well, this is a nice way to go, crushed by a toad." Diddy Kong murmured sarcastically.
"Everybody huddle together with me" DK held out his arms.
Toadsworth obliterated the mansion with his enormous body, much to E.Gadd's dismay. However, because of DK's ghost powers everyone was safe.
"Okay, that was close." Luigi watched Toadsworth fly away.
"How could someone so uptight be so powerful?" E.Gadd held back his feeling about his mansion.
"It's your fault" Jin accused E.Gadd.
"All great scientist make mistakes, and how was I supposed to know he'd become evil? He's the last person we all expected even more than Mario."
"Well, he took on Cranky Kong, The Castle, and that environmentalist guy, who was posing as megatron." DK said. "He can't still be all that evil."
"I don't know though, he had a pretty high position of power, he could've planned to topple Peach over at anytime." Diddy Kong said.
"Not likely, cause Mario was always around" E.Gadd replied.
"Umm, guys, are we going to do anything or babble on about Toadsworth" Yoshi interrupted carrying the ridiculator. "We need to return things to normal and our best hope is to make Mario good again."
"Yoshi's right, but how are going to do that. Mario made his own decision to be evil." Luigi questioned.
"we should kidnap him." Diddy Kong suggested.
"That is…" Waluigi finally commented on the conversation. "Completely unoriginal."
"Well, what's your idea?" Diddy Kong retorted
"There's only one way this will end. Despite how much we all avoid it." Waluigi sounded profound for once, but then he tripped over something even though he wasn't moving. "Dang awkwardness, anyway, we have to destroy that castle, then we have to defeat Bowser and Gen. Vier. Finally, we have to capture Mario and with the help of senior genius over there, we can return him to normal." Waluigi finished after falling down once more.
"What about me and Cranky Kong, I'm pretty sure he's going to try and castrate me with a spoon." DK complained.
"That's your problem." Waluigi said "All you have to do is distract him when the day comes. Besides you're a ghost what do you need that for."
"Who says ghosts don't have fun." DK replied with a big smile.
"TOO MUCH INFO!" Diddy Kong yelled
Meanwhile…
"Those environmental hazards are finally dead." Gen. Vier rejoiced.
"Yep, crushed them like bugs" Toadsworth celebrated his victory with a glass of milk, but Bowser broke out the champagne.
"I've been saving this for a special occasion." Bowser popped the bottle.
"Sweet, have had any of this stuff since I was in Italy." Mario rubbed his hands together with joy.
"And it's environmentally friendly." Gen. Vier added
"Too, world domination!" Toadsworth held out a toast.
Cranky nodded and smiled.
"Okay that was uncalled for" Bowser commented, sipping some champagne
Meanwhile…
"Hmm, mess, I mean yes." Merlon hovered over a crystal ball. "That's very interesting."
"YOU!" Peach busted open the door.
"What the sap do you want" Merlon messed up again.
"you're going stop messing up your words and tell me what's going on! WHY IS EXACTLY IS MARIO EVIL! WHY IS MY CASTLE FLYING AROUND! AND HOW IS IT GOING BE FIXED!" Peach yelled, nearly destroying Merlon's eardrums.
Merlon sighed realizing he could not escape the fury of and angry women, "Well, to fa-f-start" Merlon almost said fart. "You could really blame this whole thing on me."
"How is it possible that this is your fault." Peach calmed down a little bit.
"Despite what it sounds like, E.Gadd is not a creative man, he always asked me to show him what he'll eventually create. The last time he came he came thing were quite boring as if you finally had guards skilled enough to keep you from getting kidnapped. People became adept to there life and stopped worrying if this was the one time Mario would die and evil would win. I obtained financial problems and nearly lost my house. So, I told E.Gadd that he would create the ridiculator, but when I did so I had not foreseen this chaos. Of course by some sick twist of irony Bowser attacked when E.Gadd finished the ridiculator."
"Well, it's not too chaotic" For some reason Peach felt sympathetic.
"Take a look out the window." Merlon murmured.
"DEAR GOD" Peach could not describe what she saw.
"It's my fault" Merlon hung his head.
"Well, why don't you look ahead and see how it all ends?" Peach said
"I've tried, but the ridiculator is so random, I can't predict any future" Merlon replied. "It's always different."
"Irony" Peach murmured. "Well, we could always use some more help."
"Sure, but what could I do?" Merlon asked somewhat hopeful.
"Your psychic, I'm sure there's something you can do" Peach replied.
"Really." Merlon smiled under his hood
"Okay, I'm not angry anymore and you feel useful" Peach headed out the door. "Now let's go."
"Princess wait" Merlon wasn't fast enough, the second Peach walked out the door she was abducted and taken towards the castle. Merlon sighed, "Perhaps I should've told her that this kid slapping, I mean kidnapping, is the one thing I could foresee."
Instantly Merlon new what he had to do, since Mario wasn't around to kick butt, he had to do the butt kicking. He launched out the door and ran after Peach.
Author's Note: Sorry about the delay in updating, hope you enjoyed that chapter, please R&R