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A/N: Read last chapter's note. That says it all.

Theme: Cream Cheese (Theme from Hanayo. Sorry, no deprivation…)


When Tenten was mad, strangely, she would go home and gorge herself on cream cheese. Not just cream cheese, of course, that would be gross and weird. She slathered it on top of little chunks of un-toasted bagels, the cream cheese sometimes beginning to fall off and then just stuffed it in her mouth like there was no tomorrow and she wanted to die fat or something. (1) And if she couldn't find any, she would just scream and cry.

Neji discovered this a month after they moved together. She stormed on in, went to the fridge, and began to devour that cheese in a fit of agitation. For awhile, he just watched, and then finally said, "Are you feeling okay?"

"No!" screamed Tenten like a child throwing a tantrum, voice muffled by the bagel-and-cheese mixture in her mouth.

The Hyuuga prodigy didn't usually go for full-out acts of love, kindness, and etc., but he did sit next to the other and began to gently stroke her hair. "Do you want to talk about it?" he asked, still strangely kind about it.

I could tell you about how Tenten began to cry and tell Neji about the awful things that had happened that day. I could tell you about how Neji kissed her and made it all better again. I could even tell you about how Tenten fell asleep in his arms, all cried out, and he carried her to bed.

But what warmed Tenten's heart was when she saw Neji two weeks later eating bagels with cream cheese, looking angry. So she asked him if he was okay, and if he wanted to talk about it.

After that, there was always some cream cheese in the refrigerator.


(More crappiness from yours truly. -Shot again-

The last two were kind of serious, but I promise humor coming soon.)

(1) --Who doesn't?!?! xDDDD