This is definitely a crack fic chapter.
I do not own BTVS or any show I reference.
Looney Tunes
Xander wasn't allowed to watch cartoons around Willow anymore after what happened with Veruca.
Honestly, Willow should be grateful! Cartoons had probably saved their lives or at least their human status.
See, it kind of went like this.
Oz had done the nasty with Veruca and Willow had found out. Willow had wanted to curse them, but she just could not do it. Unfortunately, Veruca had more control over the wolf than they had thought. She tried to hurt Willow, but Xander stepped in the way.
And…
Well…
"I'm going to hug her and love her forever and ever and ever!" The werewolf wheezed and tried to scrabble out of his arms, but could not for the life of her get away.
Shock and panic caused all of her supernatural strength to dissipate. Xander squeezed tighter and the werewolf squeaked in pain.
Luckily, Oz got Veruca away before she could infect Xander. She bolted once she was free.
"Come back! I just want to hug you and squeeze you into itty-bitty pieces!" Xander yelled after her.
Veruca fled Sunnydale and Xander was quite sure that was the last they would see of her.
Willow still dumped Oz and blocked the cartoon channels though.
AN: I am sorry, but it would not go away! I had to write this…