Don't own it. I wonder how this is all going to turn out. Wish I knew what I was thinking. I guess we will all be surprised.

Chapter 21

BPOV

It was so dark out. The clouds covered any stars that might be out. I tried to hear her but she was so quiet. Occasionally I caught a flash in front of me and reacted in kind. Then it was gone. Like she was never there. I knew she was stalking me. Playing with me. But I would take her. She would not defeat me. Too much was riding on this. The stakes were too high.

I heard her behind me. I turned but I was too late. She was on my back. It was over.

I felt the egg crush against my face. I screamed.

"NOOOOOO!"

"YESSSSS bitch! You went down! You're mine now!" Charlotte screamed back at me.

"Dammit! I couldn't hear you. You are a sneaky bitch!"

"Stop whining Bella. You still have your egg in your hand and you know the rules."

I sighed. She was right. I agreed to the rule. I looked at the egg in my hand and closed my eyes. And slammed the egg in my face. Gross.

Char was giggling and running her hands through my hair. "Poor baby. I'll help you get cleaned up. When we get back to your dad's place." Great. I am not walking into Dad's house with egg on my face. I took off my tee and started whipping my face. Yuck. Some egg got in my mouth.

I looked at her and glared. "Fine, you won."

"Time to pay up Bella." I acted sad about this but I really wasn't. And she knew it. I walked up to her slowly and let my hand brush her belly as I reached for her top button of her cut offs. I felt her shiver. I slowly pulled her zipper down. My hands were on her hips and I dragged them down her legs slowly as her shorts hit the ground. I kissed her cute little ankles as she stepped out of her shorts.

"On your back Char."

She grinned at me and pulled her shirt up over her head. She didn't have a bra on. Her pale breasts were so beautiful. She laid on the ground and leaned her head against the ground. I pinched both her nipples and felt them instantly harden, just the way we like them. She had the cutest tiny pink nipples. I kissed her lips gently. "One of these days I am going to beat you at egg tag."

"I know, angel. One of these days I might let you. But for now, it's time to pay your debt. And uh, take your time."

I smirked at her and darted my tongue at the base of her throat. I trailed my tongue all the way past her bella button (As I like to call it) through her light blond pubic hair right to her slit. She was already so wet. This wasn't going to last long. I put a finger in her and then two and let my tongue work on her clit. She was writhing so much on the ground I place my free hand on her belly to hold her in place. She began grounding herself into my face and my tongue went harder faster, oh God she tasted so goo…

"AHHHHHHHHHH….!"

We both shot up in a flash. The sound came from upwind. I jumped up and threw a shield in front of us.

Char threw her clothes on in a flash and was beside me looking in the dense woods.

"Whose there? Come out now!"

We heard the movement of leaves and a Quileute boy I didn't recognize emerged from the trees.

"Uh hi."

"Who the fuck are you?" I growled. Char stood still, eyes locked on the potential threat.

"I'm uh Quil. I come in peace and all that. I'm a wolf."

"I thought Wolves patrolled in pairs. And what are you doing so far from La Push?"

"I kinda got bored and I heard you two and…"

"You watched us!" Char yelled at him.

"Uh yeah…"

"What was that noise you made… oh God you didn't…" Please no.

"Hey these are public woods you know. If you two want to have sex in public, then you got to realize that…"

"That what? That supernatural horn dogs that ought to be patrolling their own lines are going to spy on us while whacking off! Is that what we should expect? Get the fuck out of here!"

"No problem! Later. And uh…thanks!" I saw him shift into a dog and take off. I felt Garrett coming from behind us.

"Bella!"

"What Garrett?"

Peter and Garrett were by our sides in a flash. "What happened baby? We both felt panic and then anger. We thought Edward may have come back to have a boring conversation about classical music with you."

"I wish. Char and I were minding our own business…"

"In the woods at 3 AM half-dressed and you have egg in your hair and Char has leaves in her hair. Let me guess. Egg tag again?"

"Yes. Anyway, I lost and…"

"As the loser which you are every time you two play this game, you found yourself face first in between Char's legs."

"Yes and then we heard a noise and…"

"And someone was watching you right? It was probably one of those wolves if they were all the way out here off the hiking trails."

"Yes."

"Bella you kind of have to expect these things when you and Char play these games." Pete was smiling. Asshole.

"He was getting himself off watching us Garrett!"

"Say what!" Peter shouted finally finding this not so funny.

"Yes, can you believe this?"

"Char did you get off?"

Char was pouting. "No Peter. The dog came first loudly and distracted Bella. And now I don't think she is in the mood anymore. And I'm so wet Petey."

"It's okay. Papa Bear has you." Peter lifted Char up in his arms and was gone. Gee, I wonder what they are going to do. That was my pussy tonight dammit. I'm going to kill that fucking dog.

I turned around and saw Garrett smiling at me.

"What do you say we go back to the Cullens and I wash your hair? Get the egg out."

"I'm horny though." I told him pouting.

"I can't take care of that at the Cullen's as well."

"Or we could…"

"Take a chance of being caught by more patrols?" he smiled.

"Yep." I said biting my lower lip.

"On your knees Mrs. Jones. Just because you didn't finish with Char you still have a debt to pay for losing the bet."

"I never welsh on a bet sir." I dropped to my knees and took him in my mouth. I'm such a slut. A happy slut, but a slut none the less. I think I will give Kat a kiss on the cheek with this mouth this morning. I heard Garrett growl and I was on all fours and my shorts were torn from my body. Yep, a very happy slut.

Garrett POV

We walked into the living room as Kat and Charlie were getting breakfast ready. Charlie looked up and smiled.

"So you two been patrolling all night?"

"Yep. Gotta keep Forks safe Dad. You know, evil vampires and all."

"You two fight any vampires last night?"

"Nope, quiet night Charlie." I responded.

"Oh that's strange."

"What is?" Bella stood by me with a big smile on her face.

"I just figured you two must have fought some vampires with all the leaves in your hair and on your backs. Figured it must have been a hell of a battle." Charlie said smiling. "I'm just glad you're okay baby girl."

Bella still stood beside me with a smile frozen on her face. I guess it doesn't matter how old you get. Getting caught with sex hair by your dad never gets less awkward.

"I have to take a shower. I will see you all later." Bella said finally and walked towards Kat. She reached around to hug Kat and motioned to kiss her on her cheek. Kat threw her hands up.

"No offense Bells, but I don't know where that mouth has been, now do I?" she whispered to Bella smirking a little.

Bella had her fake smile plastered harder on her face. She turned to me.

"Garrett, I need you to wash my hair and every other inch of my body. Come." Bella walked up the stairs at vampire speed leaving me staring at her father and her ex best friend, future mother in law, whatever the hell she was. Charlie was glaring at me.

"Well, have a wonderful day everyone." I said with a big smile and then got the hell out of there. I could hear Charlie and Kat laughing from the top of the stairs. Assholes. I was grumbling about them when I felt Bella's little fists grab my shirt and pull. I guess it was shower time.

BPOV

Okay last night and this morning was. It didn't happen. I have ejected all the bad parts. I kept Char and Garrett in my mind and disregarded horny masturbating dog and being caught by dad with a look that let me know he knew exactly what his little undead angel was up to the night before. Now we were sitting at Cullen Castle as I would call it today and getting an update from Carlisle.

"Victoria led us to the warehouse. It is obvious they were there. They are no longer there. The scent went into the water and we lost it. Alice can't see that Irina has made any decisions. Irina's smell was not that strong as the other vampires were so it stands to reason she is not spending a lot of time with them. That means she probably has someone else making the decisions on when to attack. This would circumvent Alice's powers."

"Where is Hannah and Victoria?" I asked.

"Hotel room in Port Angeles. Esme and Rose are on open ended babysitting duty until they can work out some of the baser mating urges, newly mated couples have to work through."

"So their fucking each other's brains out?" I asked to clarify. Carlisle smiled and nodded his head at me. "That is one way to put it Bella."

I grinned at Carlisle. It's good to see him loosening up. Emmett had a huge grin on his face.

"This is the coolest thing to happen to this family ever!"

"Emmett calm down." Esme said looking at him with affection.

"Esme we traded Edward for two lesbians! It doesn't get any better!"

Rose hit Emmett in the head but not even that was enough to wipe the grin off his face. I could see his point.

Carlisle's phone rang.

"Hello Tanya?"

"Carlisle, three newborns are stalking the woods outside of Forks. Hurry. There are humans around."

Carlisle looked up. I rose, ready to kick somebody's ass finally.

"Bella, stay here with little Bella. You are the only one we know can protect her."

"I need to protect my husband too Carlisle. Rose can protect her."

"Bella, please stay. I can handle myself. I will have Char and Peter with me. You know we got this." Garrett said with that calm smooth voice of his. Dammit!

I pouted but before the pout could have time to take affect and produce the desired results the room was empty. I heard little Bella playing with Davey upstairs. He was really getting fat. Maybe Garrett is right and he does need more exercise. He does get carried a lot.

I ran upstairs to see little Bella, who wasn't as little anymore, she looked like a ten year old now, teaching Davey to fetch. Or at least trying to teach him. At her growth rate she would have boobs in a year or less. That will be a fun conversation to have with a two year old. I could see the growth rate slowing down though. That made me relax a little. Maybe Carlisle's theory was right.

"Bella!" I heard her say as I walked in. Right before what sounded like the front of the house exploded. I grabbed her and Davey in my arms and dashed away from the front of the house. I jumped out of Bella's window. We reached the ground safely and I saw a blonde female coming out of the back of the house. Making a rather large hole. Almost identical to the one Jasper and Emmett had to fix from Esme's conversation with Edward. Blondie looked pissed.

"So this is the little half breed I have heard about. And I thought she was an immortal child. I am impressed you were able to carry her to term Hannah."

"Bella."

"Yes I know her name is Bella."

"No my name is Bella, not Hannah."

"No, the child's name is Isabella."

"Right, so is mine."

"You're Hannah." She was beginning to look confused. Welcome to the party.

"No I'm Bella." This was fun.

"Fine. Be whoever the hell you want to be. Both of you are dead and … is that a dog?"

"It is not just a dog! He is a British Bulldog and his name is Davey and he is adorable."

"So little Bella has a dog."

"No this is Bella's dog. I mean my dog. Now you're confusing me! Little Bella just babysits sometimes."

"That's what I said, wait who is little Bella?" This was getting old.

"Look I can't really fight you right now because as you can see I have my arms full. So why don't you go back to where you came from and we can settle this later. Then I will make sure you have no doubt of the name of the woman kicking your ass."

"Sorry but I am on kind of a tight timeline. I am going to have to kill you all now." She said smiling and dropping into a crouch.

"Bella?" Little Bella whispered.

"Yes dear?"

"You got this right?"

"Of course little one." I kissed her on her cheek. "Could you hold Davey for me?"

She nodded and I placed Davey in her hands and sat them both on the ground behind me.

I rose an eyebrow at her. Maybe if I could get her to talk somebody could come back in time to catch her.

Not one for conversation she charged me. She hit my shield about 6 feet out. I have been getting it larger lately. I've tried to convince Garrett that more sex makes me stronger but he can't figure out more hours of the day to give up his booty to me. The search continues.

She landed on her ass and looked at me in disbelief.

"What?"

"What did you do?"

"I didn't do anything. You ran into me and fell down. Not my fault."

"Bella!"

"Oops, sounds like my man is coming. You should probably stick around and say hi."

"She looked a little panicked.

"This isn't

"Don't say it. The last guy who did is ash."

She took off like a shot as Garrett, Peter and Char came into the yard. Garrett stopped and Peter and Char kept after her. I doubt they would catch her. She had too much of a lead.

"Bella, I'm sorry…"

"No sweat baby. We had it. I was having to hold little Bella back from kicking the crap out of her."

"What happened?"

"Where are the newborns?"

"We killed on and the other two escaped."

"Call Carlisle we all need to talk."

The gang was all in the living room. Esme was rubbing little Bella's hair and holding her. Hannah and Victoria had returned and Hannah was hovering around little Bella.

"So it appears that Irina sent the newborns in as distractions so she could attempt to get Little Bella. Thank God it didn't work. We will have to be more careful in the future."

"That's not our biggest problem Carlisle."

"And what is Bella?"

"Why did Irina want little Bella? How did she know she was a half breed. What was the point of going after her? What does that have to do with her vendetta against the wolves? It makes no sense. How did Irina even know Bella's name?"

The room got quiet. See watching the Mentalists pays off.

"It doesn't make any sense." Alice agreed.

"Of course it does." I pointed out. Garrett was smirking.

"Enlighten us dear?"

"Irina can't handle a newborn army by herself. She can't take out a wolf pack by herself. She needed help but Vicki bailed on her. So she got new help. And the new help wants little Bella gone. So you ask yourself. Who wants little Bella gone who Irina would go to for help against the wolves?"

"And who does that leave us with Bella?"

"Simple Carlisle. Edward or Aro."

The room got quiet again as everybody digested that information.

"I know Edward is mad but he would not send someone after his own daughter." Esme said quietly.

"If the motive was to kill her. Maybe he just wanted her kidnapped."

"So what do we do now?" Garrett asked me. I like that he recognizes that I'm smarter. It's sweet.

"Simple. We do what they do on TV. We question the suspects. Edward and Aro."