(EARLY WARNING! CURSING, MENTIONS OF YAOI! DUSTURBING STUFF! DON'T LIKE - DON'T READ!)

Me; O.o… wholy shit on Bakura's fluffy hair..

Rose; O_o ew, Hikari… *Blinks* Why so disgusting all-of-the-sudden?

Me; X3 you don't know?

Rose; No, I don't…

Tristan; I know!

Marik; I DEFINITELY know!

Rose; *Getting pissed* What? What the hell does everybody know?

Bakura; *Smirk* That Rya's a dumbass

Me; I swear - you're both the dumbest Yami's on the planet… *Clears throat* I'm continuing the Yugioh Bloopers and More…

Rose; AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Hides under a rock* AHHHH!

Malik; *Facepalm* SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT…..!

Me'sa no own dhis Yugioh…. POCKY!

_CHAPTER 21! Return of the morons…! To Duelist Kingdom? Pt 1

Is anyone else pissed off because Seto is still an asshole? -_-

REMIX TIME! Without Rya

Yami; Maahad! Real name - no gimmicks!

Me; -_- *Pushes him out of the room and starts singing* Two Ryou Bakura cards go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. *Exactly what happens* Two Ryou Bakura cards go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. *Happens again*

Marik; Ooooooooo! 3

Yugi; Guess who's back!

Malik; *Cries* back AGAIN! DX!

Joey; Rya's back!

Anzu; TELL A FRIEND! ^_^! (A;N, O-o….)

Rose; *Sighs while watching DuelTube* Guess who's back…

Ryou; *Smiles cutely* Guess who's back!

Rex; Uh-huh-huh, guess who's back!

Weevil; Guess who's back…!

Seto; Money, money, money =Guess who's back=

Isha(WTF?); hehe, guess who's back!

Vivian; Guess who's back… in China!

Me; I'm writing a humor, 'cause no one likes romance anymore - they want the awesome humor, my romances are chopped liver! Well, if they want humor this is what I'll give em - a little bit of gayness from Yami Bakura. This fanfic that drags on and on and stupider then the crap on those poor saps 'Ygo RRF abridged', or the gasps from the readers she isn't updating or the horror gasps from the YGO cast when she IS updating. (A;N HEY!) You've waited this long - now stop voting, 'cause we're back - it's time to laugh while card trading! You may think this fic is really disturbing - but the writer who writes this is concentrating. (On Animating…)

So 4kidsTV won't let us be, or let us be us, so let me see, the writer wanted to trade us with Yugioh 5-d - but it felt so empty without us so, YGO Bloopers and More turned like a bridge, got stupid, so I worried a smidge and raided the fridge. But don't panic! 'Cause this shit's about to get manic, I just broke my keyboard - [Beep] YOU MARIK!

Marik; *Laughing in the background*

Me; *Sighs* ANYWAY! *Starts singing again* Now this looks like a fic for me - so everybody, just follow me, 'cause we need a little readers please -

Bakura; *Taps my mouth before I can continue* SHUT UP! I HATE your stupid remix's!

Rya pouted behind the tape, giving the asshole yami a glare. "Muff! MOO!"

Bakura rolled his eyes - only to widen them as Marik ran over and glomped him happily. "Hello, Thiefshipping partner whom I love to stalk conspicuously!"

"Hello, stalker who creepily strokes a Millennium Item suggestively when you see a dude… preferably Yugi."

Rose suddenly rushed into the room. "Guys! I just - "

"Hey, what are YOU doing here?" Asked Marik and he snuggled against Bakura's arm. "Aren't you a minor character?"

She crossed her arms. "Hmph! Aren't you a bitch?"

He shut up.

"So anyway," Bakura said, "What were you saying, Rose?"

Rose smirked evilly. "Well, I have an idea that totally isn't in celebration of the continuation of this dumbass fanfic. We'll need Vivian from season 4, Ryou, cheep Halloween outfits, a huge ass boat, Marik's Rod, Seto's money, a cell phone and toilet paper."

Marik smiled. " And lets not forget to buy Ryou a diaper - don't want the location we're going to become Sea World."

Rya untapped her mouth and glared at Marik "He doesn't soil himself anymore!"

Readers; -_-….*Reads something else*

"Son of a b*tch!" (A;N, O.o…why was I censored…?)

Marik and Bakura burst into laughter. "See?" Marik shouted. "They like when Ryou pisses himself!"

Rya crossed her arms. "Do they like violence?"

"I don't know - "

"AND I DON'T GIVE A [Beep]!" She jumped on him and started beating the ever-loving crap out of him. "TAKE IT BACK OR I'LL CHUNK ALL OF MY BLEACH MANGA'S STRIAHGT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU'RE SHITTING THEM OUT ONTO THE NEW CARPET!"

Marik blinked and shoved her into the wall, breaking it. "You mean I'll be shitting the very man who has orange hair?"

Bakura Facepalmed. "Of all the people the fan girls had to pair me with…"

Suddenly Joey ran through in his pink boxers, singing 'You Don't Love Me' by Stephanie McIntosh, only re-mixed by the author. "I SEE THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES, SETO WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? I GET A GLIMPSE OF THE TRUTH - AND IT DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOD - NOOO!" He waved his arms in the air. "I FEEL THE GROUND FALL AWAY AS I FIGHT THE TEARS AND PREY YOU CHOKE THE WORDS! YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU CAN'T SAY IT, AFTER ALLLLLLL THIS TIIIIME! YOU DON'T WANT ME! YOU CAN'T MEAN IT! TELLLL ME THE LIEEEE! YESTERDAY EVERYTHING SEEMS OKAY - HOW CAN IT BE THAT TODAY YOU LOOOOOOOVE ME?"

Rya blinked. "I think I just went blind…"

Bakura swallowed. "I think I just lost my appetite…"

Rose threw up. "I think I just lost my liver…"

Marik drooled. "I think I just got turned on…"

Rose shuddered. "Lets be happy he wasn't naked…"

O.o…...later, at Duelist Kingdom

Rya sighed heavily as she drove toward the castle, the Yugioh cast, which somehow all fit into a small little clown car, were driving her absolutely insane(er)….

"Marik, get your teeth off my arm - it's starting to bruise!" Malik shouted angrily, then punched him right in the pride. "GET YOUR TEETH OFF ME!"

"Rya!" Shouted Yami, "I have to pee!"

Tristan smiled at Kaiba. "I just crap my pants."

Kaiba grumbled. "I have far too much money to be here…"

Ryou, who sat in the passenger seat, sighed. "And yet he is here…"

Duke sighed from the backseat. "Has anyone seen my theme song?"

Anzu - wtf, why is Anzu there? - pointed at Seto. "Kaiba took it!"

Joey glared at Kaiba. "So are ya gonna apologize for eating me in dhat one comment-special?"

Seto blinked. "That was a dream."

"No it wasn't - "

"IT WAS A DREAM!"

"You seriously need to get laid, CEO…"

Marik popped up. "I'll help!"

Yugi sighed. "Is it time for my cameo yet?"

Serenity smiled drunkenly at him. "It's my time of the month too…"

Yugi; O-o…..

A vain popped in Rya's head, but she didn't say anything, it's taking every ounce of my strength not to push them out the door and drive away.

This lame ass chapter as been brought to you by Writers Block -_-…

It's official - I'm pissed off! This chapter wasn't really that funny - and still, I posted it! I had SOOO many ideas - but now I don't think any of them were anything but stupid! So please, if you pity me and choose to review - PLEASE be honest and tell me if this chapter sucked!

Also, the 'Poll' is still up on my profile, so you can still vote if I should continue dhis…