The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage

by Nekogigi

Yukino is your above average medical ninja working under the employment of the Akatsuki as their new medical specialist, however, life in a notorious criminal organisation isn't what people believe it to be. Join Yuki as she attempts to stay at least half sane among all the crazyness that is the Akatsuki in this random and cractastic story. Rated M just in case

21. Chapter 21

The Unfortunate Misadventures of a Willing Hostage.

Chapter 21

Journal Entry: 16. Nov 5

Dear Diary,

Its Laundry day at Akatsuki Mansion!

To keep things fair amongst us, Sir Leader employs the "Hat Method", where we plunged our hands inside a huge top-hat and pick a ball. Whoever picks the red ball is the looser. I remember thinking "Maybe this time I'll be lucky, maybe this time its grey. Maybe this time for the first time the looser is Dei-Dei." But alas, I did choose the red ball, again, for the third time in a row. And as per usual, since its laundry day none of us had anything decent to wear. While Konan and I tried to stay reasonably modest, the guys, oh god guys, let's just say I never ever EVER wanna see Hidan wearing that goddamn red thong again and Kakuzu is just too old to wear a Kilt.

The blood and other bodily fluids staining all the garments and sheets was rather easy to remove this time around, I have this vertically challenged friend name Levi who gave me the contact details of this little shop called Urahara's Store which sells industrial grade bleach for real cheap. The owner, Kisuke, is such a kind gentleman, I like his hat. He does all his deliveries personally via something he calls the 'Portable Senkaimon'. Quite a handy device.

While I was out back hanging the last batch of darks I caught a glimpse of a flash of light in the direction of the rose bushes. After further inspection I noticed there was a guy with silver hair and large glasses crouched among the bushes with a camera, but he quickly scampered off when he realized I had seen him. I didn't bother pursuing him because the Sheriff's Secret Police were in the area scouring the streets for any Badland Zombies and other unsavoury characters and if they didn't catch him, I'm pretty sure the hooded figures would, those are some strange and dangerous individuals and I wouldn't want to cross their path, lest I be dissimilated or permanently altered.