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--Back to the action--

--With Felix and Piers and creepy girl--

"Remind again why I shoudn't kill you for what happened." the girl asked as she was tied to the chair.

"Because we are trying to help you. And killing people who are trying to help you is bad." Piers said as he tied the knot on the rope.

"We are being nice, even though you were acting like some homicidal maniac. And you completely destroyed my living room." Felix added as he finished tying her feet to the chair.

"So that means that if I manage to get out of this, I should be nice and not try to kill you. Since it would be the 'nice' thing to do. Am I correct?" she then asked, her face keeping a straight look the entire time.

"And since not even Jenna could escape from this, I don't think that you could." Felix said with a smile.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" she asked.

"Jenna is his sister. She can escape from almost anything and everything. She has a knack for getting out of tight situations. But she never could figure out a way to untie herself from the chair. It still amazes me that something this simple held her of all people." Piers said, the last part being more of an afterthought than anything.

"You are comparing me to her for what reason now? You have to give me some credit here." she protested, not liking the idea of being compared to someone that she didn't even know.

"Well, she did manage to destroy more of the living room in less than half the time that it would take Jenna to destroy the whole thing..."Felix though out loud.

"True. We shall at least give you credit for that much. Anything else must be proven for itself." Piers said as he and Felix started to clean up the living room.

--Elsewhere in this crazy land I call my own...--

--We join back up with Jenna and the gang--

"Okay, that was weird." Jenna said as she walked up to Mia, Sheba, and Lydia.

"This can't be good." Sheba whispered to the two.

"I know. She's far too quiet for her own good." Lydia then whispered back.

"What's weird?" Mia asked, decided that she was going to be the lucky one to ask Jenna a question when she was acting like this.

"Well, I had every intention of going and casting a spell on Felix and then kicking him in the shin and running, but when I got to the house, it looked like I already did." she told them as she took a seat on the ground in front of them.

"What do you mean it looked like you already did?" Sheba asked, more curious now then what she had been before.

"The living room was completely torn to shreds. Like that time when I went into one of my pyromaniac phases and set fire to random things and made others simply explode." she said, pausing for a moment as if to collect her thoughts. "I got hit in the head with the table lamp, got knocked out the door, and when I got up and went back to the door, Felix was ordering Piers to cast a couple spells."

"Go on." the three said all at once, eating pop-corn out of a mongo-sized box and drinking from hugo cups of soda as if they were watching a movie at the theater.

"First, he cast Douse. I remember that one, he is always casting it on me. The other was Frost. I remember that one from when Mia accidently froze me in the ocean that time we went to the beach." she said, the three sitting before her looking as hooked on what she was saying as a fangirl would be if she saw her favorite yaoi couple walking around in public and decided that they had to be a part of her collection and stalked them forever more. "I wait until Piers shows a sign of relief before entering the house."
"What happened next?" Lydia asked, followed shorly there after by Mia and Sheba shaking their hands in front of them like rabid dogs begging for a scrap of meat that was stuck on the branch of a tree.

"I peeked around the door to find the my brother was frozen in a block of ice holding something. And you'll never guess what that something was." she said, pausing as if the gather suspence but it was really only to give her brain a moments reprieve from talking so seriously for so long.

"A fish!!" Sheba shouted out of nowhere, as if she was there to see what it was.

"...a fish?" Lydia asked before smacking herself.

"Uhhh...no." Jenna said. "That's just disgusting. But makes for a unique idea for later."

"So, back to the story." Mia said, getting Jenna back on track.

"Huh? Oh yeah!" Jenna said before clapping her hands once. "He was frozen in the block of ice holding onto this strange girl that I am guessing was the cause of the destruction that took place at my house."
"..." the three were speachless when Jenna finished her tale.

"Are you guys okay?" she asked, waving her hand in front of Lydia's face trying to get an answer.

"This reminds me of that time when you messed with him in his sleep." Sheba then said.

"That time about the badger and the spoon?" Mia asked.

"No. The time when you made him think that he was in love with Piers." Lydia told her.

"Oh. Yeah." she said with a grin. "I've never seen someone avoid anyone like that since that really foul smelling guy came for the foreign exchange thing during school. Talk about clearing the room in record time."
"I know. That was funny. And the best part was that he actually thought that it had happened." Sheba laughed along with the others.

"Ah...good times. Good times." Jenna sighed.

"So, what did this girl look like?" Lydia then asked, suddenly serious.

"Oh yes, do tell." Mia and Sheba chimed in.

"I don't know." she told them.

"How can you not know?!" the trio yelled at her.

"I didn't see her, only heard her voice. By the time that I got to look into the house, Felix was lying on top of her and they were frozen in a thick block of ice." she said, trying to avoid getting killed by the three.

"Lieutenant?" Isaac's voice came from behind the three. They all stopped at once and looked back at him.

"Yes Captain?" she asked.

"It seems that there is a spy among us. And it is your duty to unveil them." he said, Ivan shaking his head the whole time he was talking.

"Care to interpret Cabin Boy?" Jenna asked.

"Why did I get changed to Cabin Boy? This is so degrading." he sighed.

"You're always with the Captain, and you take care of him, interpret his unique language, and keep him from killing himself when he thinks or strikes random poses and stays that way for hours on end. It suited you." she told him. "So live with it or get demoted to Squid."

"Squid?" Ivan asked before deciding that it was better left unsaid. "The enemy has gained a new recruit. Or at least that is what we are thinking. We're not sure what this person is, or who they are capable of...Or whatever. We just need you to sneak into the enemies base, catnap this thing, and bring it back to Captian for questioning. Any questions?"

"How long til it has to be done?" she asked.

"You have until fifteen hundred tomorrow to bring the thing to Captain. If not, I'm not sure what he'll do because he hasn't thought of it yet. But be assured that when he does think of it, it will not be good." he then said before Isaac started his 'shifty-eyed' gestrues again.

"And remember Lieutenant, Rookie, Private, and Squad-Leader, we have no time to waste. The enemy is growing ever more powerful as long as we do nothing to stop him. So get to work and let's bring this alien scum down and then send him back where he came from!" he said before running off, dragging poor little Ivan along for the ride.

"Alright team. Let's get to work." Jenna said as they headed for the house.

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A: X ate my toast again.

M: Why don't you talk to the readers?

B: They're happy to see you.

A: Do I get toast?
M: For what?

A: For talking?

B: uhhh...yeah. Lots of toast. All the way you like it.

A: Pancakes for me!!

M: Thanks for reading and bearing with the long break on the last chapter. A locked herself up in that stupid room for so long she seriously deprived herself of sugar. And now we have to deal with her.

B: What do you mean 'we'?

M: I have to deal with her. Anyways, thanks again and hopefully next time A will be a little more herself. Which is a bad thing, but keep your fingers crossed anyways, okay?