Fan Mail

Dear Kudou Shinichi,

I just love what you've done with your hair recently, I mean, seriously! It's so hot watching you bring in those big bad murderers~! I'd love to have you bring me in.

Kaito paused, how could someone be that desperate to write that? He continued reading.

God, I love your eyes! Such a blue color; almost like the sea.

There was no way that his Shin-chan had anything to do with that creature infested water, Shin-chan's eyes were more like the sky or sapphires, not that horrible water! Ugh, he threw the letter into the garbage behind him, and opened another one.

Oh my god! Kudou Shinichi!

Your like totally the bestest ever! I like totally want to bang you! Write me back ya?

Emily 3-B

Kaito growled and ripped up the letter, then burned it. Ugh, like anyone like that could get next to his Shin-chan.

Kudou,

I'll probably call you before you get this, and most likely take this out of your mailbox before you even bother checking your mail. Your so like that. I just wanted to tell you that I like you more then a friend…Yeah…

Hattori

Kaito blinked, looked at the envelope, and then blinked again. Hmm…He could totally do something with this. God, he loved reading Shin-chan's mail. Blackmailing detectives were always a plus in his book. Hmm…so now what shall he do? He looked up at the clock. He'd only have an hour left before Shin-chan would be home from the after-school murder case. He looked at all the letters that surrounded him. Yeah, he'd better start burning them now. He got up to burn the letter's in the neighbor's back yard and spotted a letter from Hakuba. What could that priss want with his Shin-chan? He took the letter and stuffed it in his pocket.

-One-

(5/31/10)

Talking about inspiration, I give this one to….* Drum roll * Benze-chan! Kai-chan reading Shin-chan's mail for the heck of it. Not to mention the daily burning of fan mail. (After reading each one of course can't have another stalker besides Hattori now)

Gin-chan! Anie-chan! Hiya! Sorry I fell asleep last night, and I really would have had this out if my sister hadn't tried to drag me to a party, that I really didn't want to be at. Ugh. XD anyways, here's one! Anie, that was a long list of things to study, * pets Tiny/puppy * isn't he just the cutest? I'm so hyper XD

Ren-chan! You really should go find shadow hearts! It's awesome!

Lexi-chan, that was completely random XD but awesome! I get idea's by watching my fish attack each other sometimes….or my sister…mostly her.

See you all in the next five punnies or so!

Shi-chan