Nothing much to say. SCHOOL IS GOING TO KILL THIS... Not really.. Just slow it down.. Maybe... Eyetwitch
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine.. Except the domo-kun energy drink staring at me.
Reno narrowed his eyes at her, "Yes, and I can think of several instances... and the ones I'm thinking of aren't even the ones where you and I are wrestling on the floor." He cracked a smile and ran his fingers through his red locks. "Well, that's opportune. So do you want it or not?" He cocked his head to the right.
Yuffie rolled her eyes, yet another suggestion from Reno. "I try to keep my wrestling with you on the floor down to a minimum." She looked back at the key thinking. Thinking and thinking. Reno's smile quickly changed into a frown, "Who told you to do that? I like wrestling with you on the floor."
"No. I don't want it, last time I had a key encrusted with jewels in it we ended up being hunted down by Axel. So I'm going to leave this one alone. Now since we're done with this stall, any other plans going through that head of yours?" She reached up and poked his forehead, making a point.
Reno eyed the key as well, "I suppose your right... for once." Reno looked around, "Not really. What about you?" Reno narrowed his eyes at her as she poked his forehead, "Stop that." He grabbed her hand and swatted it from his face.
"Aww. Is little Reno having a fit." To make it worse she said it in a baby-voice. Jumping out of his reach, just in case, she pranced around bored. "Nope. I don't have any plans. No, we're going to wrestle with you on the floor of the gummy ship." She jumped on the edging of the fountain and started to walk around it. "Do you just want to head straight home and pray that someone doesn't rip our heads off when we get there?"
"No, and I'm not little..." He smirked and tackled her into the water. "in any way possible." Reno knew people were staring at them the entire time. Yuffie yelped as he tackled her into the slightly cold water. "Holy shit RENO!" She yelled angry now. Reno winced at her tone and volume. For such a small girl, she had one of the loudest voices.
"Aww no plans? That's sad." He looked around quickly to make sure that there was no one around who was prepared to arrest them. "What happened to keep it at a minimum?" Reno could hear people coming their way. "I think that's best. You aren't supposed to walk on the fountain, much less get tackled in it."
"You don't go running around tackling someone into a random fountain. Now we're going to get arrested." She growled trying to push him off of her and getting out of the fountain. Yuffie splashed him, grinning evilly, before running off towards the Gummy ship. She managed to get in there before he did and was closing the door on him.
He jumped out of the fountain after being splashed by Yuffie. He made wet sloshing noises as he followed after Yuffie. Reno was almost there, and then... door. "Open up Yuffie!"
"Nupe Reno! You're out of luck!" She chirped over the speaker. She quickly changed out of her wet clothing into her PJs, after covering the windows of course. Afterwards she look out of the window and waved at Reno smirking. Reno just sneered at the door. "Damn." As she waved at him he gave her the finger.
"Open up. There are worse things I could have done, ya know." Yuffie had to laugh out loud at the finger, so like Reno. The ninja couldn't stop laughing; oh it was just too much fun. Leaning back in her chair grinning she opened up a can of soda, oh how small revenge was sooo sweet. Reno watched her as she laughed at him. Laugh it up now sweetheart. You're so dead!
After awhile she would let Reno onto the ship, but she wanted to make him wait a bit. He gave up after a few minutes and simply sat down. She would let him in...eventually. Yuffie cared about him too much to abandon him... or so he hoped.
Reno's phone started to ring. She answered it and it was.. Vincent Freaking Valentine. "Hey Vin-vin!" She chirped spinning around in the chair and looking out at Reno sitting on the ground. "We're going to head straight back after Reno returns to the ship kay? See you later then!" She hung up, her fun and games where over now. He heard her talking to Vincent even through the door. Definitely the loudest girl he had ever met.
Pouting she finally opened the door, "Hey Reno! How was sitting in the sand?" When she opened the door he stood up and dusted himself off. "Not too bad." Reno got into the ship. "Oh, and you're dead."
She smirked, spinning around in the chair again, as she entered their next destination. "If I'm killed before we get back Vincent and Cloud are so going to have your head. Not to mention Tifa beating the crap out of you and maybe a smiting by Aerith! Now I would die for that." Yuffie spun again drinking soda this time around watching the slightly damp Reno. "You know you're going to catch a cold like that."
Reno knew exactly what to do. "Well I can't kill you. I broke both my arms." He was going to work this right. "I can't get out of my clothes without possibly worsening the damage. Reno gave her one of the best sad puppy dog looks ever. "Help me."
Yuffie rolled her eyes, "You didn't break both of your arms. You big fat lair. I should set your butt on fire." She grinned, now that was an idea. His ass would match his hair! Win for Yuffie's mind. Ignoring Reno once again the ninja looked out of the window at the passing stars. "Personally Reno, I prefer you with your clothes on. So I won't help you."
Reno frowned, "How do you know that they aren't broken?" He decided to stop acting like an ass. "Fine, they aren't broken. Some girlfriend you are!" He rolled his eyes. Yuffie looked at him grinning, "Since when have we decided to be BF and GF? Haven't heard that news yet!" She was slowly cracking up now, she loved to annoy him. Reno winced; he hadn't meant to slip like that. "I dunno...Paris?" He wasn't sure how to get himself out of this one.
"Is that so? Hm... I guess your eyes getting wider, your face getting redder, and you just about having a heart attack is the way you show someone that you hate it when they take off their clothes." Reno began stripping and stood their in his boxers.
But payback was coming as soon as he started to strip. Yuffie covered her face with her hands, shaking her head back and forth like this wasn't happening. "Aww man Lady Luck you much really hate me now, don't you?" The ninja mumbled into her hands.
"I guess you hiding your eyes like that just means that your appalled at my nakedness." He stood behind her and pushed himself flush against her back. "You definitely hate me when I'm undressed, you're breathing heavy."
Yuffie started to curl up into the fetal position. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. THIS ISN'T FUCKING HAPPENING. GAWD DAMNIT. Why is that when he comes back everything ends up being a whirlwind? LADY LUCK YOU BITCH, I KNOW IT'S YOU ARIETH! The ninja screamed in her mind. "Wait. Paris? When in hell have you been to Paris?"
Reno watched her and his brow furrowed. He in turn sat down and pulled her into his lap. "Wow. I've never experienced hatred such as this." He laughed at her expense. "Um... never actually." Reno rested his chin in the crook of her neck.
"That's right Reno. Pure hatred." Yuffie snorted through her hands laughing. She just found all of this kind of funny, in a weird way. She rolled her head around and whacked into Reno's several times because she had nothing better to do. "HA! I was right, you've never been to Pari!" She removed one hand from her face and started to mess the Turk's hair up.
"Well who needs affection when I have blind hatred?" Reno rolled his eyes as Yuffie whacked into him. "You're going to hurt yourself if you're not careful." "Nope, never." As she messed with his hair he cringed. "Stop... stop it." Reno grabbed her hands and held them above her head. "Don't do that."
"Aww. Is Reno affectionate about his hair? That's cute." She looked up at him and grinned, evilly. "Shut up." He glared at Yuffie. "Maybe I should mess with it more!"
"No... you shouldn't." She disregarded his words. She slipped her hands through his and started to mess up his hair again, before trying to bound away out of his reach. Reno fixed his hair after she messed with it again. "Damn you!" He chased after her as the ship took off.
"You can't damn me! You're not Arieth!" Yuffie teased, Arieth will be the next ruler of the world and the ninja knew it. The great ninja didn't do so well when the ship took off, sending her off balance and into a chair. "Ooowie." She groaned rubbing her head.
"I can damn you all I want. You don't need to be Aerith to possess damnation powers." Reno watched as Yuffie toppled into the chair, "Oh shit." He walked over to her to see if she was alright. "You ok? I mean beside the fact that you might just get a bump on your head the size of Traverse Town." Reno got the first aid kit and sat in front of her.
Yuffie sighed, the fun was over now. "I'm fine. But do you have some ice in there? Plus it's not the size of Traverse Town." The ninja stated as she felt the slowly forming lump, it wasn't that big thankfully. But she did grin at Reno now, "So you're being Nurse Reno?!"
Reno looked up at her. "I just might." He found a small ice pack and handed it over to Yuffie. "Alright, just the size of Halloween town." Reno gave her a small comforting smile and packed up the first aid kit. "No... Dr. Reno. I'm PhD certified." He just smirked. "I may need you to strip to assess the damage." Reno held up one hand. "Don't argue with me. You are the patient and I am the doctor. So what I say goes."
Yuffie just stared at him holding the ice-pack, staring. "You are not going t o assess the damage. I am not stripping. You're a horrible Doctor! I REFUSE!" The great ninja replied. She placed the ice-pack onto her lump and it felt much better, but it didn't help the fact Reno was playing doctor now. "I want a different doctor to look at me." Yuffie pouted.
"Aww... you ruined my fun." Reno gave her the best sad look he could muster. "Ouch, you hurt my feelings." He put a hand over his heart. Reno tossed the first aid kit over to the side. "Would you prefer doctor Demyx to look at you?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
Yuffie rolled her eyes, "Doctor Demyx is currently on the floor of our old jail cell knocked out. Besides I didn't hurt your feelings you're a doctor after all ." She smirked, she had no idea where this was going, but she was going to go for the ride. Yuffie grabbed the bag of twizlers and opened them up offering Reno one, "See. I'm being nice."
Reno chuckled, "I guess no one will be paging Doctor Demyx anytime soon." Reno took one of the twizlers from Yuffie, "I suppose you didn't hurt my feelings." He bit2into it and looked over at Yuffie, "Yeah..." he muttered the last pert to himself. "...for once."
Yuffie crossed her legs and looked out of the window at the stars. "So... What happened to you after the heartless attacked?" The ninja asked everyone else once they arrived and everything was different each time. Even hers was different too, very different.
Reno rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Well... all of us Turks were scattered all over the place. Rude and I landed in different worlds. I found myself in a pretty run down world. It was basically all ruins... kind of like the slums in Midgar." Reno didn't exactly like talking about the slums, and what happened after their world was lost. Reno just stopped abruptly, and looked down at his feet. He hated that he used to be a slum rat.
Yuffie felt the depression flowing off of Reno. "Hokay, bad topic to talk about. Change of topic!" She ripped another twizler in half and started to munch on it. "So, do you want to hear the trick that I played on Rufus and Reeve with Cait Sith? It's pretty priceless!" She chirped trying to cheer up the mood. She hated anything that made people emo, or sad in general.
SchoooooooooOOooolll... Has genderless emos... Seriously.