Ok so anyway before we get started you may have noticed that the cover image has changed. The new image has a picture of Drake at the top and Lola at the bottom. My friend drew it and I thought it would fit better with the story so I changed it. Also I'm afraid that I'll be on vacation until the start of August so there won't be any new chapters for a few weeks. I'm truly sorry for this minor hiatus and I appreciate your understanding. Anyway let's not waste anymore time.
As the game started all the Straw Hats were in 2 man teams. Zoro was with Usopp and they were in hidden in some bushes.
"Why are we hiding in bushes, again?" Zoro asked Usopp.
"So that we can ambush the other guys when they get here" Usopp said back.
"That's stupid! We don't even know if they'll ever even come here!" Zoro said back.
"In battle you always let the enemy come to you! Whichever team finds the other team first controls the fight" Usopp said matter of factually.
"How would you know that!? You never even been in a fight, you always just run away!" Zoro said.
"Would you keep it down!" Usopp loudly hushed, "and anyway for your information Drake has been teaching me all about strategy and stuff."
"whatever" Zoro said, "So are we seriously going to just wait here all day?"
"Yes" Usopp said, "Because it'll all be worth it once we catch some-" but Usopp stopped talking once he realized Zoro fell asleep.
"What's it take to get some respect around here, huh!?" Usopp loudly whispered.
Meanwhile…
The Foxy Pirates and The Straw Hats were sitting at 2 different tables each with equipment to contact their team. However it was lunchtime so Luffy and Drake were scarfing down as much food as possible. Luffy had 2 big legs of beef in his mouth while Drake was trying to swallow 8 spicy bacon burgers at once.
"Rake rass rhe rmoked rig" Luffy attempted to say while still not finishing the food in his mouth.
"rure" Drake said as he grabbed the smoked pig and ripped it in half with his own hands, giving Luffy half and attempting to shove his half in his meat hole.
"those 2 are like disgusting drooling bottomless pits" Porche said.
"They're disturbing, but they're strong as well" Foxy said, "don't underestimate them."
Drake picked up his walkie-talkie.
"Vivi do you come in? Over" Drake said to the walkie-talkie.
"Loud and Clear, Mr. Dragon" Vivi said.
"Vivi please say, over, when after you finish talking. Over" Drake said.
"Why?" Vivi asked.
"Cause that's how it works! You always say, over, when you use a walkie-talkie! Over" Drake said.
"fine. Over" Vivi said annoyingly.
"Good, anyway I see a target heading you and Chopper's way. Be ready and get a good angle on him. Over" Drake said.
"Oh don't worry" Chopper said as he grabbed the walkie talkie, "We laid a trap for the guy that's so awesome and so unpredictable he'll never see it coming. Over." Luffy grabbed the walkie-talkie from Drake.
"REALLY!?" Luffy asked excitedly, "What trap did you lay!? Over."
"Only the most sophisticated and sure fire trap of working of course" Vivi said as she talked back in to the walkie-talkie, "a pitfall. Over."
"A pitfall!? You're super awesome trap is a stupid pitfall!? Over" Drake said angrily.
"Hey for your information, this pitfall is awesome! And it's probably going to catch like all 7 guys of the other team and then we'll win, no problem. Over" Vivi said back. Vivi then heard some rustling in the bushes.
"Someone's coming! Hide" Chopper said.
"right" Vivi said. Unfortunately, Vivi and Chopper did such a good job hiding the pitfall trap to look like the ground around it that didn't realize they were walking on to it until it was too late. They fell for the trap and were falling into the hole.
"AAAAAGGGHHH" Vivi girlishly screamed.
Drake heard the scream and a fall from the other end of the walkie-talkie.
"Don't tell me you 2 fell for your own pitfall trap? Over" Drake said in a sad tone.
"Alright, I won't tell you. Over" Chopper said as landed on top of Vivi who sweat dropped in shame for falling for her own trap.
"Hey I think I heard something over here" an unfamiliar voice said.
"AAAGHHH! Chopper my paint ball gun didn't fall down with me, you'll have to use yours" Vivi said with fright.
"Ok" Chopper said while trying to give a thumbs up with his hooves.
HEAVY POINT Chopper said as he changed form. However he was still on Vivi when Chopper went into heavy point so Vivi ended up being crushed and breaking a few bones in the process.
"AAAGGGGHHHH!" Vivi screamed in pain.
"NOT WHILE YOU'RE STILL ON TOP OF ME, YOU IDIOT!" She screamed in pain. Just then 2 foxy pirates showed up at the top of the hole. One of them was a fish man with razors on his arms, his name was Girarin. The other was a woman named Gina who had 2 revolver paint ball pistols instead of rifles.
"Looks like some flies fell for their own trap" Girarin said. Chopper was standing on top of Vivi but he was too freaked out to move.
"Chopper, do something!" Drake said through the walkie-talkie.
"right" Chopper said as frantically went for his paint ball gun. However, Gina got him square in the chest right on his armor with a paint ball. The paint balls go very fast and are like balls of lead, even with the armor they're still very painful. The hit made him fall backwards and land on
his back.
"OH NO! Chopper!" Vivi said in fear.
"Now be a good girl and stand up so we can shoot you" Gina said as she point her paint ball pistol at you. Vivi was giving her angry glare and was biting down on her teeth. Chopper began to try to stand up.
Chopper said "Don't worry Vivi I'll protect-" but he was cut off from Drake's voice on the walkie-talkie.
"NO CHOPPER, DON'T MOVE!" Drake screamed. Chopper forgot to turn it off, so Drake and Luffy were hearing every word. Chopper froze.
"Chopper…" Luffy began, "you were shot so you're out of the game. If you try anything Split Head says he'll disqualify all of us and we'll never get Crystal back." The 2 foxy pirates did an evil chuckle. Chopper desperately wanted to protect his friend, but he didn't want to lose Crystal. Crystal was his nakama, and if the crew couldn't get her back because of him then he'd never forgive himself.
"don't worry Chopper, I'll be okay" Vivi said trying to give him a reassuring smile while still on the ground. Chopper began to sob and cry.
"Hey enough with the waterworks. Now are you going to get up or we going to have to come down and do it ourselves?" Girarin asked.
"yes" Vivi said as she began to lift herself up. She was now up however she was turned away from the foxy pirates.
"Turn around, girl" Gina said as she held her pistol ready.
"of course" Vivi said. however unnoticed to them, she was smirking. She quickly did a 180-degree rotation and shot paint ball from a slingshot. It was not any slingshot, it was Usopp's old green hand slingshot and she managed to barely get Girarin right in the chest.
"Why you!" Gina said as she watched her comrade fall to the ground.
"I have to remember to thank Usopp for giving me his old slingshot, it sure did come in handy when I needed it" Vivi said.
"I'll show you" Gina said as she proceeded to shoot Vivi in the chest 3 times with her paint pall pistols. Chopper grabbed Vivi in her arms.
"Oh no, Vivi are you okay? Hey you only needed to shot her once, jerk!" Chopper said.
"So. Who cares?" Gina said as she left the 2 of them in the hole.
Meanwhile…
"Just moments ago, Girarin from the Foxy Pirates, and Nefatari Vivi and Tony Tony Chopper from the Straw Hat Pirates were all eliminated from the competion" the loud guy said, "this leaves the Foxy Pirates with a total of 6 players and the Straw Hats with a total of 4. Can the Straw Hats still make a comeback?"
"HELL NO!" the Foxy Pirates shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Luffy yelled at them which did in fact, shut them up.
"come on guys" Crystal said from a top her special throne in her fox mask, "I know you can do this and win."
"oh please" Porche said as she walked up to Crystal, "There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that your idiot friends can beat us."
"That's where your wrong, Cheer Loser" Crystal said.
"HEY DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Porche said angrily.
"I'll call you whatever I damn well please, and I have fate in my friends. I know that they'll win me back. Luffy and Drake promised me and I have yet to see them go back on their word" Crystal said. Porche made a scowl as she grinded her teeth.
"YEAH! WELL YOU CAN JUST SUCK IT BECAUSE THE FOXY PIRATES HAVE NEVER LOST A DAVEY BACK FIGHT!" she said as she angrily walked away.
"Oooooo, nice comeback. You sure showed me" Crystal said sarcastically which made Porche even angrier.
"Smokey, where is you're current position? Over." Drake asked trough the walkie-talkie.
"I am currently situated with the glorious Nami swan" Sanji said all lovey dovey.
"gimme that" Nami said as she grabbed the walkie-talkie from Sanji.
"Drake the 2 of us are in a tree currently. We thought it would be good place to spot anyone coming by. Over" Nami said.
"roger that, Greedy. Over and out" Drake said. Nami was confused for a moment.
"Wait a minute! What did you just call me!?" Nami asked angrily through the communicator.
"Greedy. It's ya new nickname. Fit's well, don't it." Drake said.
"That's a terrible nickname! I'm going to fine you 3000 berries every time you call me that!" Nami said.
"You're only proving my point, Greedy" Drake said. Luffy took the walkie talkie back from Drake.
"Hey Greedy. If ya find anythin' that looks tasty could ya bring it back" Luffy said.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Nami shouted.
"Nami is only deserving of those most beautiful of nicknames! Call her Nami Swan!" Sanji shouted.
"yeah, I'm just gonna keep callin' her Greedy" Drake said.
"You smug arrogant little son of a-" but Nami was cut of by Sanji putting his hand on her mouth.
"Ssshhh. Someone's beneath us" he whispered.
"Ya see anyone yet, Pickles?" Hamburg asked.
"not yet, Hamburg" Pickles said.
"we need our shot to hit his chest, otherwise it won't count" Nami whispered.
"you got a plan?" Sanji whispered back.
"you know it" Nami said as she reached for her Clima-tact.
HEAT BALLS she whispered as she generated balls of heated air. The HEAT BALLS flew over to Pickles and Hamburg and dissolved on their backs.
"Did, it just get hotter in here, Hamburg?" Pickles said as he rubbed his sweaty forehead.
"yeah, why'd it get so hot all of sudden?" Hamburg asked.
"Yes it's working I'm such a genius!" Nami said. Unfortunately she said that a bit too loud and Hamburg and Pickles.
"Hey there they are!" Pickles said.
"let's get them!" Hamburg said back. The 2 of them proceeded to shoot the 2 freaked out pirates with their paint ball guns. However, as soon as Sanji and Nami were hit, they dispersed as if they were fog.
"What the!? Where did they go!?" Pickles asked surprisingly.
"Hey monkeys!" A familiar voce called out from behind them. They turned around to find Sanji and Nami in another tree.
"You guys should try and learn the difference between a mirage and the real deal" she said as she and Sanji hit both of them in the chest.
Back at the fairgrounds….
"And it now looks like that both Pickles and Hamburg have been eliminated from the competion. This brings the Foxy Pirates down to 4 competitors. Meaning the Foxy Pirates and the Straw Hats are tied for 4 competitors each" the loud guy said.
"shi shi shi" Luffy laughed.
"ya hear that, Split Head? We're totally gonna kick your ass" Luffy said. Captain Foxy fell to the ground in shame.
"Is my hair really that weird?" he whimpered.
"don't listen to him sir, he's just stupid" Porche said.
"Slieper and Snoredsman, do you copy? Over" Drake said.
"Roger that. We hav alpa protocol. Over" Usopp said. Drake was lost and confused.
"what?" Drake asked.
"the eagles have not returned to the nest" Usopp said.
"why are you waiting around for birds? You're suppose to stake out the last few competitors" Drake said.
"YOU MORON! I was using code" Usopp said angrily. Drake and Luffy looked at each and said in unison "ooooooohhhhhhhh."
"so then what were you saying before? Over" Luffy asked.
"He was saying that we have been waiting here for 3 hours and nobody's come here yet!" Zoro shouted through the walkie talkie.
"Then what are you just sitting around for!? Get up and find those guys so you can kick their asses!" Luffy shouted back through the walkie talkie.
"told ya" Zoro said to Usopp as he proceed to start walking.
"Wait Zoro! If you choose where we go, we'll end up at the bottom of the ocean!" Usopp said. Zoro and Usopp proceeded to walk through the forest looking for any Foxy Pirates. They didn't see any birds or animals around either.
"It's quiet" Usopp said, "too quiet" he said as squinted his eyes in suspicion.
"I don't think so. It's just quiet enough to take a nap, I think" Zoro said.
"is sleeping and swords all you ever think about!?" Usopp shouted.
"NO! ….I also think about booze" Zoro said.
"well I really think you should-" Usopp said until he was cut off by some kind of yellow blur. It ran right in front of him, knocking him over. By the time he realized he was on the ground, it was already gone.
"what was that?" Usopp asked. Zoro grabbed Usopp and put him behind him.
"stay close, we've got company" Zoro said. Usopp smirked.
"well then lets…" Usopp said as he put on his goggles, "greet the guests."
Luffy: OH MAN! OH MAN! OH MAN! I AM SO PUMPED! I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO USOPP AND ZORO ARE FIGHTING!
Drake: I'M SO EXCITED! IT'LL BE SO COOL! IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!
Crystal: hey, not to be rude or anything. But shouldn't you be more focused on saving me then how awesome Usopp and the stupid swordsman's fight is going to be?
Drake: Right, sorry Crystal. But don't worry we'll get'cha back.
Luffy: Yeah! A pirate never goes back on their word! That's my pirate way!
Crystal: I think you got that confused with something else.
Drake: Anyway, thanks for reading the chapter, we hope you enjoyed it and we can't wait to see ya again. Please leave a review telling us what you thought and we hope to see ya again. See ya next time!
