BARRY VS DIGERTZ
CHAPTER 21
black and white
BY BARRYLAWN
"gotta go now bye" said kek owens and she and australian kek owens ran away and phoenix team were chasing him
"look phenix" shouted ronan pointed up and tehy saw a PLANE COME DOWN WITH CLEANY DRIVING IT
"OHHH NOOOO, THEYS GONNA GET AWAY" shouted phoenix and he tried to catch kek owens b4 she cud get in, but the plane landed
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeheeeheeeheee" cakkled kek owens like a witch "gudbye phenix wright, im gone to plot EVIL STUFF"
"EVIL STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF?!" shouted phenix "owait, u already said tat" cause he forgot she was demon and she flew away
minty tried trowing a rock at the plane, AND IT HIT IT, CAUS MINTY IS AWESOME, WAY BETTER DAN GUMSHOE! the plane landed in teh mountains, and it blew up
===THE MOUNTAIN OF PLANE CRASHES===
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed cleany, but kek owens was a demon so she used magic shield to protect tem from teh blast
"o tank u kek owens" said kek owens of australia
"it was eazy, cause im magic demon, btw where are we"
"were on the mountain of plane crashes"
"where dat" said cleany
"australia"
"wow ok"
they climbed down the mountain and bet up a kangaroo and jumped in his stomach and named it ricky
"lets go kill phoenix, ricky!" said kek owens and ricky put on his gloves and bounced to find phoenix team
===PHOENIX===
"wow pal" said gumshoe "how are we gonna get to australiAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he screamed because a hole appeared in teh ground below him and he fell in like paul atishon in civil turnabout revolution
"u wanna go down tere" said ronan
"nah" said ron "well just wait til digertz takes over"
"but tehn ill be ded" sid minty "well tecnically im ghost i think i dont even remember any more"
===KEK OWENS===
"hey excuse me suh" shotued phoenix cuase a guy on a camel was driving past "can we ride with u to australia"
"heh heh heh sure" said the guy suspiciously but they didnt notice so they climbed onto the camel AND THERE WER TWO GUYS INSIDE
the guys pointed their guns at phenix team
"give us all yer moneys boi and noone gets urt" said man in black
"please" said man in white
"NO" shouted phenix and he tried to get out but the door was locked and man in black pointed a gun at minty "now barrylawn if u dont want ur favorite caracter getting killed harder dan digertz ever cud STOP WRITING DIS FANFIC AND KILL DIGERTZ SO TEH WORLD WILL END"
what fuck you
"u want him ded?"
o no, god dammit shud i kill minty or digertz, DIS IS SO HARD
but i didnt have a choice, so i went to digertz house to kill him
"knock knock" said the door
cum in pal" said digertz
i went to open it but there was a camel in the way
hey pal, could you get outta the way, i kinda need to kill digertz
the guy looked down at me and i instantly recognized him AS THE GUY DRIVING THE CAMEL WITH PHENIX IN IT
so i broke down the window and got on the camel and the man in black was distracted so phenix punched him in teh dick
"OWWWWOWOWOW" shouted black
"are u alright my good friend" said maninwhite "phoenix wright, i am sorry, but i must shoot your friend, please forgive me"
"ok" said phoenix and white shot him but it didnt do anything cause minty really was still a ghost lol
"oh no, this is not gud, i have run out of bullets" said white
"FUUUCKKCKUCKECUKUCKU" shouted black
"you shudnt sware" said white
"FUK DAT!" shouted black "remember us, phenix wright, SOME DAY, WE WILLGET YOUR MONEYS!"
they jumped off the camel and ran so phoenix took over the camel and rode it to australia
"hello" siad ronan "anyone here a teaching gril named kek owens, pls tell us, were here to kill you"
"i am kek owens" said a kangaroo
"no ur not, ur a kangaroo" said ronan
"no not ricky, I AM KEK OWENS" shouted the two kek owenses getting out of rickys stomach
TO BE CONTINUED
