Sammy is shown, looking smug as ever.
Her new all-black outfit is skintight.
She nods and leans back.
Well hello there viewers! Welcome back to Let's Not Die. I wonder what adventure is in store for these teens... Oh, this season will be soo interesting. They took a little break... On the more less dangerous campsite on AhNuh island. It didn't cost as a dime cuz the island isn't all that and no ones owns it.
Well, now let's see how are happy campers are doing.
Its zooming out, but Sammy puts her had out to stop.
Um... How the workers are doing...?
{Cut to the teens}
They are sitting around camp. They are also sweating. (Except Hot Spot, who's enjoying the heat)
And whining.
"I'm starved..." Kid Flash moans.
Hot Spot and others glare at him.
"You ate all of the f***ing food on the island! I want to torch you to death."
Beast Boy waves his hand, defending his ally.
"He has a high metabolism!"
Speedy groans. "We are going to die."
Jinx, sitting on Kid's lap, waves her hand. "We should work together to find food."
They are all quiet. Then all break into laughter.
"Hell, soon as I find food, I'm not sharing." Bumblebee says, fanning herself.
Starfire rolls her eyes and presses against Robin.
"We better hunt, soon." Terra says.
Beast Boy gasps.
Terra's eyes widened. "I'm so sorry... Let's forget hunting."
Hot Spot glares between them. "You guys shut the f*** up. I say we hunt fishes."
Kid Flash shakes his head. "I can't."
"We don't care." Raven deadpans. "I second hunting... But I work alone."
Bumblebee smirks. "Mmm."
She clearly plans something.
Argent pokes Hot Spot. "I'm with this bloke."
"First of all, no... and secondly, shut up." Hot Spot says, shaking his head.
She moves away. "I will... but remember w-"
Hot Spot shushes her, forehead creasing.
Everyone raises an eyebrow.
Robin peels Starfire off of him.
"I'll be back." He says.
Bumblebee watches him walk off before staring at Star.
"Yes?" Starfire asks mockingly sweet.
"Kiss my a**." Bumblebee simply says, looking away.
Speedy shakes his head at them.
Beast Boy stands up. "Well, I'm not about to hear you guys talk about killing me... oops, others. Murderers."
He stomps away to his tent.
"Suck my d***." Hot Spot mutters.
Argent chuckles. "You could've j-"
Hot Spot shushes her.
Everyone takes interest now.
"So on the island, you guys fu-" Kid Flash pinches Jinx.
Hot Spot glares at her. "Die bitch."
"I will one day, you sh**face. After I make I drag you to hell with me."
He grins. "I'll burn as one with the flames."
Terra gets up. "Ugh... No one cares that Beast Boy is hurt?"
She runs to his tent.
"Stupid... They can die. I'm not." Raven gets up and walks off.
Towards the river.
Speedy walks over to Bumblebee's log.
"Want to come with me... to hunt?"
Bumblebee smirks. "Don't you have that cabin in the woods?"
Speedy gasps. "I totally forgot. This island has me hallucinating."
"Okay..." She whispers. "So I stay there with you and we hunt together. Win...win."
Speedy nods coolly. "Sure."
{Cut to Speedy in Booth}
[Claps] "O...M...G! HOT CHICK, HOT GUY."
[Calms down] "I'm getting laid soon." [Squeals]
{Back to camp}
Bumblebee smiles and looks at her nails, frowning again.
"I need a manicure."
Starfire glares at Bumblebee.
She coughs. "Arhahar... whore...ughughuhar."
Bumblebee winks at her frenemy. "Do you know how your mouth feels after something's hit the back of your throat?"
Some gasp, Speedy coughs, and Starfire blushes.
{Cut to Star in booth}
[Nibbles her lip] [squeaks] "She knoooooows."
{Back to camp}
Hot Spot chuckles. "Whores."
"So when-" Argent says, only to be shushed.
Bumblebee stands up, grabbing Speedy. They walk away.
"Let's go find something that can repair my nails."
Kid Flash laughs. "Friendzoned..."
Jinx chuckles too. "She's working him."
"I have to make an exit." Starfire says, gulping.
{Cut to Sammy}
Well there's a lot of secrets going on. I promised we would check in with the workers.
{Cut to the workers}
Kole is laying by the water.
"How is the water warm?" She moans.
Pantha, who's clothes is altered, growls. "This is the fifth time you asked. We do not know! I am hungry." She lays back in the sand.
Aqualad waves his hand over the water. His shirt is off.
"I'm too weak to... Maybe the ocean is cooler?"
Jericho shakes his head.
Pantha nods. "I agree. I do not want to see those f***ers. They're the reason we're starving."
Herald, who is lying on the sand shirtless, waves his hand. "It'll get better."
"I am going to F***ING HURT YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE F*** UP!" Kole screams.
She gets up and stomps around.
Everyone gasps.
Kole looks down.
"I'm sorry... I'm just really hungry and hot. I think I should cool myself down."
She turns to crystallized form.
"Oh my gaaaawd, I am hungry. Is it really possible that hombre ate everything?" Pantha asks.
Herald nods."I saw him. He was having some type of issue and was overeating."
Jericho whistles. They look at him.
He points to the other side of the island.
Herald raises an eyebrow. "There's food there?"
Jericho nods smiling mischievously.
"WHAT?! Why you just tell us?"
Jericho sighs. "I've tried to tell you. I hid it there so we don't have to run into them." He mouths.
Aqualad groans. "Yes." He falls back.
"Does he need water?" Herald asks.
Pantha nods. "And how do we wake this bitch up?"
Jericho stands and walks over to Kole. He snaps his fingers.
She wakes up in human form.
"So I heard food?"
Jericho then walks over to the water.
He scoops some up and pours in on Aqualad.
Aqualad sighs. "Water."
"Ugh..." Raven says, walking over.
She stops, and backs away.
"You're not welcome, bitch!" Pantha shouts.
Herald shakes his head. "This isn't our island."
Pantha quickly says. "You, shut your f***ing mouth."
"Shh." Kole shushes them.
Raven backs away. "I am going. I am going."
"We hate you!" Pantha shouts.
"We don't!" Aqualad corrected.
Kole nods.
{Cut to Sammy smiling mischievously}
Oooo, I got something planned.