"You know what I just noticed?" Dick asked, casually pacing Roy's kitchen.
"What, that you'll never be successful in life?" Wally joked, earning him a punch.
"No, that we do all this crazy stuff, but we never film it." Dick continued, cracking his knuckles.
"You aren't following us around with a camera." Roy protested.
"Now, Roy, why would I do that?" Dick asked.
The Next Day:
Roy woke up, looking around quickly to make sure he wasn't being filmed. Once he checked every place Dick could be hiding and was sure he wasn't there, Roy began to get ready for his day. Around the time he started making breakfast, he turned on the radio. The song that was playing had lyrics that made no sense, and the melody didn't match at all, but hell, it was still a dance worthy song. Making sure he was alone, Roy began to dance around the kitchen, which was weird even for him. Once the song ended, Roy finished breakfast and was off to work at McDonalds.
At work:
Now at work, Roy was taking orders when a group of employees started to swarm around another employee. They were all laughing about something.
"What's going on?" Roy asked. The employee showed Roy a video that was playing on his phone.
It was called "Roy jammin' out" posted by Ninja&IKnowIt.
"Wait a minute, that's Dick's screen name, but how did he...He wouldn't...Would he, that little bastard!"
At Wayne Manor:
Dick sat in the batcave, reviewing the footage that the hidden cameras picked up.
"Now, Roy, why would I do that, why would I follow you around with a camera when I have hidden cameras for that?"
A/N: So that's a convo my buds and I have a lot "We do so much crazy crap, how come we never film any of it. So, Dick did it instead. Hope you enjoyed.