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Tale 20: Lunch for Dinner?

Kame'Sennin Training Saga

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Two policemen held guns towards a helpless blue-haired teenage girl. "Surrender Lunch, you're surrounded!"

"Eek!" The teenage girl screamed as they edged closer. "What did I do?"

"Hey!" Goku yelled towards the two cops, who's guns where both aimed a the teenage girl. "Leave her alone!"

Kuririn sweat-dropped as he noticed the two men were actually policemen. "Uhh...I'm not with this guy, just so ya know!"

"So you aren't fighting, Kuririn?" Goku turned to him, then back to the cops. "That's alright, I'll take 'em down!" Goku smirked as he phased behind one of the cops, slamming his fist into his backside, then dashed behind the other, knocking him out via a fist to the crotch. "They sure were weak compared to the other bad men I fought..."

"Thank you!" The girl laughed as she ran up an embraced Goku. "Thank you soooo much!"

"Uh, hi?" Goku smiled in a confused way as she backed up and ran a hand through her blue hair.

"My name's Lunch."

"Lunch, eh?" Kuririn laughed as he walked up. "How would you like to join us on the island of the great martial arts master, Kame'Sennin?"

"Hm?" Lunch smiled. "Who? What for?"

"Just go along with it." Kuririn sneered as he turned to Goku. "Goku, call your Kinto'Un! We're going back to Kame'Sennin with a beautiful girl!"

"I wonder how Goku and Bulma are doing right now." Yamcha sighed as sweat drooped from his brow, his long raven hair waving in the desert wind as Puar sparred with him in a transformed state.

"I dunno, but it's gotta be better than this..." Puar sighed in a human form, now copying that of a beautiful young teenage girl. "I'm almost beat here, Lord Yamcha."

"Puar, Puar, Puar." Yamcha smirked as he tied his hair back in a ponytail, then walked towards the sweaty girl. "You seem to like that form, ah?"

"Well, yeah." Puar smiled as she looked up at her master. "Eversince I got to finish my Transformation class, I can hold a form no matter how long. I might just stay human forever."

"It suits you." Yamcha smirked, then tensed as a yellow streak of energy zoomed by his head. "What the!"

"Did you miss me?" Mai laughed as she emerged from the dust created by Yamcha and Puar's spar, wearing a bikini top and black short-shorts. "I've been preparing for a little tournament called the Tenkaichi Budokai. You wanna help me out, big boy?" Mai laughed as she walked towards Yamcha and ran her fingers through his hair, making Puar become red in the face.

"This is so boring..." Bulma sighed as she opened her textbook, then grabbed a pen. "I miss you, Son-kun. I wish I could've told you about my feelings for you back then, but I just..."

"Brief Bulma!" Bulma's teacher, Mr. Kajika, yelled, stopping her daydreaming and thinking. "Can you tell us what we just learned about, Ms. Brief?"

"That and more." Bulma sighed as she began to write in her notebook.

"Excuse me?" Mr. Kajika roared as he grabbed her by the shoulder and tightened his grip, "I won't take that crap in this class, young lady! You see me after class!"

"Get your hand off me," Bulma deepened her narrowed eyes as she looked him dead in the eyes, "or I swear that I'll have you sued so quickly that you won't even own a card board box in a dirty alleyway."

"Ergh..." Mr. Kajika sighed as he got up and walked back to the front of the class, rage in his eyes.

"Uh?" Kame'Sennin sighed as he put the magazine Kuririn had got him down as Kinto'Un landed, letting Goku, Kuririn and Lunch off, giving Kame'Sennin the chance to zoom toward her and look her up and down. "What's your name, my pretty?"

"Uh, hello!" Lunch laughed. "My name's Lunch, how do you do?"

"Me?" Kame'Sennin began to laugh as he looked at her. "I do fine!"

"Ah..." Lunch sighed as she lifted her finger to her nose, "Ah...ah...CHOO!"

Suddenly, Lunch's blue hair became blonde, and her azure eyes green. "What the heck am I doing here!"

"Lunch?" Kuririn smiled as Lunch pulled a gun from her shirt and put it to his head, then began to cower in fear. "Aah..."

"Eh?" Kame'Sennin backed away as she cocked the gun.

"Leave Kuririn alone!" Goku yelled as he phased behind Lunch and snapped the gun in half, the wind gust resulting from his quick movement caused Lunch to change back into her blue haired form.

"Heh heh," Lunch began to laugh, "Did I forget to mention that when I sneeze, I change personalities?"

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Next Time: Goku and Kuririn formally begin their training...training that involves wearing turtle shells, delivering milk, and swimming from sharks!

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