Chapter 21

New blog entry posted 10/6/11 19:45

I'm Fucking Engaged!

Oh my godddddd! I can't believe it. I really wanna see Jay but Hazel said he's asleep. How the chuff can he sleep at a time like this? He's just asked me to marry him and is now sleeping like he hasn't got a care in the world! I hope you've bought me a ring, Jackson!

Mum's karaoke night has kicked off. Gennie decided to sing that random "Going to the chapel to get married" song. Mum's started asking about dates already! I've been engaged three hours Mum! Probably 17th June 2012...ha ha! Or maybe the 14th February...Oooh. a Christmas Wedding!

Jackson, If you do wake up at all, come and rescue me. I'm frightened. The brood have gone through three bottles of wine already...Including my Pinot Ni-nor...and it's my turn to sing next. I'll end of been carted off by the RSPCA on suspiscion of Animal Abuse or something.

Oh god. Mum's giving me that look and waving the microphone in my face..Gennie's picking the song...Oh god she's gonna make me sing West Life isn't she? Someone, anyone, for the love of god save me!

Aaron x

Comments:

Farmboy: When's your engagement party mate?

MaceyDeccers: Congratulations on the engagement.

PearlOfWisdom: Aaron? You're engaged? Congratulations. Jackson's lucky to have such a wonderful young man.

DaddyCool: Adam, Aaron and Jackson's engagement party is in the pub at 7pm tomorrow. Aaron still can't go too far on his crutches.

Farmboy: Cool, thanks Paddy. Alright Pop Idol, rock that house!

FlynnDiesel: Well congratulations Aaron & Jackson!

DaddyCool: Are you coming to the party Flynn?

FlynnDiesel: No Paddy. I doubt I'd be welcome, given the circumstances of how me and Aaron met. Thanks though. :)

GreaseMonkey: Ugh. Can't believe I knew the words to a West Life song. Ughhh! and thanks for the messages all, Flynn, of course you're welcome to come! You're still me mate ain't ya? Plus, someone's gotta make sure i stay off the booze! :)

Farmboy: Which song did you sing Aaron?

GreaseMonkey: i dunno...I think I only knew it cause they stole it off someone else.

Farmboy: Like they did with every other fucking song they "sang"

GreaseMonkey: Don't let Gennie hear you say that! She's contemplating joining in on the blog!

FudgeQueen: Aaron! I'm trying to talk to you, It's your turn again!

GreaseMonkey: For the love of god NO!

HazelNuts: Oh god...can anyone hear that? Paddy i think an animal is sick or something...better go and check that out. I don't want it waking Jackson up.

Farmboy: Aw Hazel leave him alone! It's just a shame he cant drink cause of his tablets. Funnily enough after a few beers he sounds alright...

GreaseMonkey: Butt, if i wake up the fiance (oh my god, that sounded weird) he can come and rescue me and i can go to the pub to drink coke instead!

HazelNuts: Even if he did wake up its too much of a pain in the arse to get him dressed again to come and rescue you cause your mardy and can't handle drunk women. You can see him tomorrow!

Farmboy: I'd come rescue you Aaron, but...Can't really be bothered.

GreaseMonkey: Fine. Well if I go deaf...actually yeah that's a better option.