It was a normal day at the McDonald's in a location that still hasn't been specified, and the three Smashers, with their hearing aid for one of them, were busy waiting for customers to come to their restaurant as they were too lazy to go and attract people themselves. Mario was still wondering if anyone new they existed, and thought it would've been a better idea to move to the Smash city sine everybody seemed to be passing through there more than they passed through here. Though that would require money that they didn't have, and time they actually had, so in a way they were better off staying in the middle of no where, which brought up another subject.
"WHY ARE WE STILL HERE!?" shouted Mario, looking around the fast-food place noticing that Marth was sleeping, and Blue was playing poker with a blind Lucina." THERE'S NOTHING OUT HERE!"
"Where are we going to go, exactly?" asked Blue raising an eyebrow." There's the city nearby, but everybody managed to buy out what little property there was already. Plus, it's still in construction anyway, so staying here is better."
"We're out in the middle of nowhere now, since the Yoshi stampede through all neighboring franchises associated with Nintendo have been destroyed, robbed, and eaten like nothing!" shouted Mario, pointing to the corner of the restaurant." The tumbleweed's too bored, and confused to even roll through the outside world to show how deserted it is!"
The Tumbleweed barely even moved an inch as it woke up from its nap, despite that plants don't need to sleep.
"Mario, we are slowly-" began Blue.
"I'M UP!" shouted Marth, waking from his nap with a jolt, rolling into the edge of a nearby table." OW!"
"Biding our time, so that we pop up out of-" began Blue.
"Wait, I thought that we were already in the city?" asked Marth, raising an eyebrow at the two." Since Chrom was across the street from us, and we've been I here for at least-"
Suddenly, realization dawned on them that they were no longer in Smash anymore, but they were in fact in-
"AFRICA!" shouted The Three in union, running out of the shop, through the seemingly calm desert.
"GOTTA GET HOME!" shouted Mario.
Within a minute, they ran through the doors of their former shop in the actual city they were once in, running to the counter to find a strange being.
"ALIENS!" shouted Mario, pointing at the green, scaly, tall creatures that were busy doing their jobs.
"GET 'EM!" shouted Marth, drawing his sword from no where, jumping over the counter like Spider-man, skewering an alien with ease.
After that, the entire shop exploded as Darth Vader crackled evilly at the destruction and mayhem he caused before being wiped out by Dark Pit, who happened to be hunting for him.
"GOTTA GO FAST!" shouted Dark Pit, losing a finger in the process as he gloated over the dead body of Sonic." GOTTA GO FASTER THAN FAST AND HARDER THAN HARD! GOTTA! GO! SUPER! DARK PIT!"
"NOT IF I CAN-" began Pit, running down a long hill after finding out that the ultimate Pit was about to be born.
In his rush to try and stop his evil Pit, he tripped over a rock that sent him flying into a pit of lava, ending both of the Pit's reign on the galaxy. Then, from the ashes of a former Lucina, came Samus Aran who had the hips like Jagger and caused a giant metallic monster to erupt from Peach's stomach. This in turn angered Super Sayian Silver Chrom who decided to throw his GIANT SPEAR AT THE HEAD OF SAMUS ARAN KILLING ALL LIFE ON EARTH, BUT HE WAS FOILED BY A DASHING MAN NAMED LINK WHO STABBED HIM IN THE BACK WITH A FORK!
"FORK POWAAAAA!" bellowed Link, beating his chest as the Fork Nation rose from the particles of a broken world. His eyes glowed red as he was GIVEN THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS TO RAIN DOWN FORKS ALL OVER HIS LEGS." FORKS ATTACK!"
"But sir Link!" shouted Zelda, walking up to Link, pulling a spoon from a GIANT WALLET OF SACKS." The spoon is mightier than the fork, and your mother would be mad at you for trying to kill the spoons!"
Link turned to her, his eyes glowing a deep red as blood trickled down his face." I HAVE NO MOTHER!"
"Link!" shouted Palutena, teleporting in front of him." I am your Mother!"
Link staggered backwards, the shock too great for him to handle."WHAT IS THIS INSOLENCE!?"
Palutena smiled with the ray of a thousand suns," Your Heavenly God Mother!"
"I AM MARTH AND YOU SHALL DIE!"shouted The Heroic, Bashful Intelligent, Handsome, Sexy, Prince Marth The King of Princes and The Conqueror of Worlds as he blew up all that opposed him."FOR SPARTA!"
And they all lived in a horrible place where chickens were able to kill gods.
THE END
"So, what do you think?" asked Pit, his eyes filled to the brim of anticipation at what Mario was going to say." Was it good? Did you like it?"
Mario slowly placed the paper on the table, staring down at it before finally looking at Pit, waving his arms in the air." What-a is this insolence!?"
Pit sighed loudly, his spirit crushed," My gift to Lady Palutena after she said I needed to be more….creative in my writings."
"What-a is this insolence!?" shouted Mario, jumping into the air.
"A failed attempt at trying to please a woman who can't even cook a meal without burning the house down," muttered Pit, staring at his lap.
"WHAT-A IS THIS INSOLENCE!?" shouted Mario, back-flipping out of the store blowing up whatever was in his wake.
Marth scratched his head, bewildered at what just happened before shrugging it off, and continuing to eat the lunch Palutena packed for him.