Ichimaru Gin's Diary
Chapter 21: Mini Cookies, Mini Cupcakes, and Punishments
Entry 222
Uh, oh…
This can't be good…
We ran outta mini cookies…
Ulquiorra and Tia-chan ain't gonna like that one bit…
Entry 223
"I WANT MY MINI COOKIES!"
"Here, have this instead!"
"What is it, Mai-san?"
"Mini cupcakes!"
"Their so cute!" *CHOMP*
Entry 224
"Mai, please get me some of those mini cookies…"
"Uh…Grimmijow and Ichimaru-sama ate them all last night…So we ran out…"
"WHAT? DUMME IDIOTEN!" (Stupid idiots in German XD)
"Ulquiorra-sama, we have those mini cupcakes though…"
"What color is the icing thing?"
"We have pink, blue, and green."
"Thank, Kami-sama. Please get one of the green ones… Oh, and while you are at it…throw the blue ones in Grimmijow's face for me…"
"Hai, Ulquiorra-sama! Can Tia-chan help me?"
"I'D LOVE TO!"
"…Sure…"
Entry 225
"AHHHH!"
"EAT THIS, GRIMMY!"
"OUCH! THAT HURT!"
"IT'S ONLY A MINI CUPCAKE!"
"WAHHH!"
"HAHAHAHA!"
"Tia…that's a bit much…"
"Shh…I'm sticking it in his pants!"
"THAT'S COLD! THE CUPCAKES WERE IN THE FRIDGE! THEY'RE COLD!"
"STOP BEING SUCH A STUPID UGLY FACE!"
"OK OK OK OK OK OK! YOU'RE NOT A LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAND?"
"…OW! OK OK OK OK OK! I GOTTA CRUSH ON MAI! JUST STOP!"
"That's better^^"
Entry 226
*sigh*
Gin is on another mission of his.
So I have to watch…THEM…
Meaning Tia and the trashy Sexta…
But I just hope the chemicals wear off soon…
It's awkward when you have a Mai that is suppose to be "older" then you that shares a room with you…
Especially because child Grimmjow keeps coming into my room at night to see her…
Entry 227
Mai: "Good night, Ulquiorra-sama…"
Me: "You, too, Mai…"
(PS when you enter my headquarters, its my bedroom, then the room in the left corner is Mai's)
Some voice: "Good night, Mai~!"
Mai: "AHH!"
Me: "WHO'S THERE?"
Mai: "GRIMMJOW! GET OUT OF HERE!"
Entry 228
*sigh*
My life is already hard enough…
But child Grimmjow decided to sleep with Mai…
He used the excuse "the dark scared me"
Mai just replied by throwing a pillow in his face…
But he still got to sleep here…sadly…
Entry 229
"AHHHH!"
Ugh…. I do not want to get up right now…
"GRIMMJOW, GET OFF OF ME! YOU'RE HEAVY!"
Ugh…looks like I do have to get up…
Do I ever get a break?
Entry 230
"What is all the noise, trash?"
"Ulquiorra-sama! The chemical thing wore off and Grimmjow changed back in his sleep! He's heavy! Get him off me!"
"…You REALLY want me to help you?"
"…HE'S HEAVY!"
"I will return in a minute…"
"CAN'T YOU BE ANY FASTER?"
"Yes, but this is actually amusing…"
Entry 231
*dumps bucket of water*
"THAT'S COLD, ULQUIORRA!"
*dumps another bucket of water*
"You forgot the –sama…"
"THAT'S COLD, ULQUIORRA-SAMA!"
*dumps another bucket*
"ULQUIORRA! THAT'S COLD!"
"Oh, did you have a pleasant sleep?"
"Shut up, Ulquiorra!"
*dumps another bucket*
"Why do you keep dumping water on us?"
"I always fill up five buckets…"
"So…?"
*dumps last bucket*
"AARRRRRG!"
Entry 232
(At the meeting)
"Why are you soaking wet, Grimmijow?"
"…I'd rather not talk about it…"
"Did Ulquiorra push you in the lake again?"
"No…"
"I poured five buckets of water on him because he was sleeping on top of my "sister."
"STILL SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT! I'M AFRAID OF WATER YA KNOW!"
"But you were sleeping on top of Mai…She asked me to get you off…"
"IT WASN'T NICE THOUGH!"
"It wasn't nice to sleep on top of someone either…"
"Both of you are punished…"
"WHY?"
"Because Ulquiorra, you dumped water on Grimmijow, who is afraid of water, and Grimmijow, because you fell asleep on top of someone. And because you both are holding up a meeting… which is already long enough…so… I'll give you your punishments later…yes…you will regret this…"
"We already do…you're holding up the meeting longer then we did…"
Entry 233
Wow, I haven't written in here for a long time…I think…
Hm…Ichimaru-sama writes a lot about us…
Uh-oh…
"TIA-CHAN! YOU CAN'T THROW A CUPCAKE AT ULQUIORRA-SAMA! HE'LL TRY TO MURDER YOU!"
O.O
"APOLOGIZE TO ULQUIORRA-SAMA RIGHT NOW!"
…
"DON'T STICK ONE DOWN HIS SHIRT!"
…
"THAT'S NOT NICE, HARRIBEL!"
Entry 234
"Ulquiorra-sama! Ulquiorra-sama!"
"What do you want?"
"Nothing, but Aizen-sama just gave me a piece of paper that had your punishment on it!"
"Is mine worse then Grimmijow's?"
"Hm…I don't know…you decide…"
"What is Grimmijow's punishment?"
"To take care of Tia-chan until she reverts back to normal…"
"Hm…I almost feel sorry for the trashy Sexta…"
Entry 235
My punishment is much worse then Grimmijow's…
I…I have to play truth or dare…
So does everyone else…so it won't be THAT bad…
…Well, it will be, but that's not the point…
…I guess it IS the point, but still…
Hm…I think that's all for now
Entry 236
Mai came up to me and told me to write in Gin's journal.
Please send in truths and dares for the Espada. And thank you so much for the reviews! BTW, I don't own anything except my OCs.
Mai must be drunk again…