Crazy trouble with love part 7

Harpy Queen and High Roller

Series: Hero 108

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"Ahh, now this is how it should be." sighed High Roller leaning back in his throne with a content smile. "Me being the boss around here and not that red and blue walking snob."

"Master High Roller Master High Roller!" The Zebra twins yelled in a Panic.

"What? Can't you see I'm busy?" he growled in annoyance.

"But, you're just sitting there."

"Like I said, I'm busy!" He snapped as Sparky Black stepped up. "

But Sir, Harpy Queen's On her Way!"

"Ugh WHAT PART I'M BUSY DO YOUYOUYOYUTOYUTOYUYO...WHAT!?" he jumped up with wide eyes. "What did you just say?! PUT THE ENTIRETY OF EAST CITADEL ON LOCK DOWN NOW!"

"Yes sir!" they saluted and rushed off while Highroller groaned and rubbed his head.

"I pray she doesn't get here, I can't stand her!" while rubbing his hands together nervously as the camera panned away from the city.

*Swarm*

"Fly faster you slowpokes! I wanna get there before lunch!" A Loud Snappy voice...Snapped.

"We're trying your majesty!"

"Well Try Hardererer!" yelled the one up frown who looked like a woman with long spiky red hair, long matching arms with feathers, bird talons, and wore a black leotard with the swarm looking like girls too, but with green feathers.

This Is Harpy Queen, a Character that Would Have Appeared in Hero 108 Season 3 Had it not been Screwed in the ass By Low Ratings and Season 1 Of Teen Titans Go. Yeah, we made a fourth wall expository, it's better than having you be in the dark.

*East Citadel*

The whole city was locked down with all the citizens in their homes and High Roller letting out a triumph laugh.

"Phew! At Last the Citadel is Locked up!"

"That's right master High Roller, I made sure everything was secure." smiled Sparky Black.

"Yeah well I re-enforced All the Locks!" Sparky White yelled.

"Well I made sure all the animals went back in their homes! See? I can worry about others too, can't say the same about you though."

"ENOUGH! All That Matters Is that Harpy Queen Can't Get in!" smiled the ruler before pulling out a comic book and some candy. "Now leave me be in peace."

"Uhhh Master High Roller?"

"Don't bug me and leave!" he ordered with a growl.

"But Sire!"

"QUIET!"

*BOOM!*

"What was that?!"

"It's Harpy Queen!"

"Oh no! Hide me! Now!" He yelled Like a Scared little Girl.

The zebra brothers moved over and pushed the throne on the wheels down the steps and down a hall And into a Storage Closet.

"She'll Never find Me in Here"

"We'll stand guard right outside your greatness."

"Great Idea! While She Kills You two I'll Be Safe!"

That made the zebras blink while High Roller slammed the door shut.

Harpy Queen and the other Harpies landed on the roof of the large building while seeing no cars out on the roads.

"Hmmmm it's Quiet, too Quiet."

"Should we search the city?"

"No search the Palace." she demanded. "I want to know where my future king is NOW!"

"Yes Ma'am!" they saluted before flying down to the nearest walkway, but saw the windows and doors were barred.

*High Roller*

"Those two better not mess this up." He Muttered as He heard some rumblings through the Vents. He gulped and moved over before putting his ear to it.

"Oh High Roller~" came a voice making his spine chill.

'No Please No!' he backed up while hearing something move around inside. 'Nononononononono!'

"High Roller, I can smell you in there~"

High Roller paled as he ran out the Closet. "Help!" High Roller screamed Like a Little Baby. He ran into the kitchen, slammed the door shut, and moved anything he could in front of it. "There I'll be Safe here!"

Knock knock

"Who's There?"

"Your queen~"

"Your Queen Who?"

"Your queen who will snuggle you!"

"Ahhhhh!" he screamed as she banged on it harder. "SOMEONE HELP ME!"

Outside, the Harpy Queen was using her talons and occasionally her head on the door. "Open the Door Honey Pie!"

"Never!" High Roller yelled as the door was Kicked Down and saw the queen walk in with a fanged grin. "AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Come to me Honey Pie!"

"AHHH ZEBRAS! BEARSTOMP! HELL I'LL EVEN TAKE FIRST SQUAD! JUST SOMEONE COME HELP ME!" he screamed before ducking under her wings and bolted around and out the door.

*Zebras*

Both brothers were eating candy without a worry in the world.

"Hey wasn't there something we had to do?"

"I think it was eat more candy."

"Agreed."

"AHHHHH!" High Roller Yelled as he ran down the halls and right past them with Harpy Queen flying after him. "HELP ME!"

"Come back Honey Pie!"

"NEVER!"

"Man, master High Roller isn't gonna be happy when this is over."

"Yeah...Wanna Go Watch Cartoons?"

"Sure!"

*High Roller*

"Go bug someone else you nutcase!" He said until he tripped and fell on his Face.

"Honey Pie!"

"NOT THE FACE!"

"Are you alright? Did you get hurt? Are you bleeding?"

"No But I can't Breath!" he groaned as she looked over his face.

"Oops sorry." she got off while smiling. "So, now can we get married?"

"Never!"

"Awww, why not?"

"Cause you're Nuts!"

"That's not true at all!"

"LIES!" he cried out before he tried crawling away.

*Flashback*

You might be asking how the hell all of this came to be, well we'll tell you. It all started 2 Months ago when Highroller went to the harpy kingdom to set up an alliance.

*Harpy Castle*

"I said rub my feathers not treat them like dough!"

Harpy Queen Snapped to her follower making said harpy back up.

"Yes Forgive me your Majesty."

"Just get out of my sight."

"Yes Ma'am." she nodded and scurried off while another one entered.

"Your Majesty High Roller's Here!"

"Who?"

"The ruler of the East Citadel?"

"Never heard of him." she replied with a yawn.

"He says he wants to make an alliance."

"Fine, bring him in." She said with an annoyed Sigh while leaning back in her seat while propping her head up with one wing.

*High Roller*

Said man walked down a hall with the harpy leading the way.

"Illustrious Harpy Queen."

"Yeah yeah What do you want?"

He frowned and cleared his throat. "I just came by to talk to you about getting the chance to have revenge on all those horrid humans."

"Mmmhmmm." She said not even Listening to him but High Roller didn't seem to notice.

"With your abilities and army, they wouldn't stand a chance. And to help sweeten the deal, I can offer you and your kingdom all the candy you'd want!"

"Yeah Sure."

"With your abilities and army, they wouldn't stand a chance. And to help sweeten the deal, I can offer you and your kingdom all the candy you'd want!"

"Yeah Sure." She yawned in a Bored tone while seeing him hold out some candy. "Is that all?" She asked with another Yawn making him frown.

"Of course not!" High Roller said as he snapped his fingers as the Zebra Brothers pushed in a cart filled with candy.

"Wow more Candy." Harpy Queen said Sarcastically.

"And comics." spoke Sparky Black holding one up.

"And Gold!" Sparky white said holding up a bar of gold, only to drop it on High Rollers foot.

"YEOW!" he cried holding it and started hopping making the Harpy Queen snicker and the zebra brothers to gulp.

"Wow, I'm real impressed." she remarked sarcastically.

"YOU IDIOT!" he roared at Sparky White. "Grrr YOU BRAINLESS HORSE FEED!"

Harpy Queen blinked while the Zebra Brothers shivered.

"CAN'T YOU DO ONE THING RIGHT ON THIS TRIP! INSTEAD YOU HURT MY FOOT!"

"But Sir it was an accident."

"NO EXCUSES!" He Snapped at the two Nitwits which really made Harpy Queen sit up in surprise.

"But But!.."

"AS OF THIS MOMENT YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM COMIC BOOK READING!" High Roller boomed towards them while Harpy Queen looked at him in astonishment.

'Wow didn't think he had the Moxy for a job like this.'

"And instead I'll make you read those annoying books for learning!"

"NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!" they screamed in horror with Harpy Queen smiling.

'Not Bad.'

"AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU EAT NOTHING BUT VEGETABLES!"

"AHHHHHH NO PLEASE FORGIVE US!"

"NEVER!"

"ENOUGH!" Harpy Queen Yelled making them turn to her with her smiling widely. "I've Decided to Agree to your Deal."

"Wait, what?" The 3 Boneheads said.

"The harpies will align with you."

"YES!" he cheered fist pumping making the zebra brothers sigh in relief.

"HOWEVER!"

"Huh?"

"You must Marry Me."

"Say what?!" High Roller exclaimed in shock

"Marriage!" She repeated again with a smile and stood up. "Marry me and our alliance is finalized."

"Uhhhhhh..." he let out while stunned and got a creepy feeling seeing her eyes sparkle a little.

*End flashback*

High Roller groaned as he crawled with Harpy Queen nuzzling his legs. "Let me go!"

"Nooo!" Harpy Queen exclaimed as she snuggled into him before spotting a nearby closet and got an idea. "Come with Me!"

"W-Woah!" High Roller exclaimed as Harpy Queen Dragged him into The Closet and shut the door before locking it.

*3 Hours Later*

It opened and showed a happy Harpy Queen And a Disheveled High Roller.

" Now was That so Hard?" She said happily

The human let out a groan while panting and fell down.

'I wonder what our kids should be called.'