Duncan: *sitting in a chair next to Greece*
Morgan: You're not going to leave, are you?
Duncan: Nope. I'm your new host.
Helen: This place is getting crowded…
Em: Your right… *turns and walks into a wall*
Moon: You still have bad luck?
Em: I've actually had bad luck for a while now... I don't know why and it's scaring me. But there's one thing to be happy about! Daphne admitted that she likes Prussia!
Daphne: I told you to shut up! *begins to chase Em with her crowbar*
Morgan: I already knew that~! Don't you remember? I was the one who got Daphne to admit… it. *hides behind Russia* Don't hurt me! I thought you would say he was your friend or something!
Em: ITALY! PROTECT ME!
Everyone: For protection… she goes to Italy?
Celeste: *sigh* Prussia, this may be a punishment but you have to take Daphne on a date so have fun! *vanishes before Daphne can kill her*
Chloe + Awesome: *creepy aura*
Daphne: Italy! You have to tell Em how you fell about her! OK? Bye!
Italy: Bye! Oh, Em is nice and sweet and funny and she is my friend~
North Korea: Is everyone your friend?
Daphne:*tries to run so she doesn't have to go on the date*
Prussia: *grabs Daphne's arm* Come on! We will go out and eat some awesome food!
Daphne: Let me go!
Em: She really does try to hard to hide her feelings...
Kendra: *nods* This review is by Hamsterzlife;
U-umm hi, I'm Seren. I um, w-want to do a couple dare for my UM, f-Favorite pairings...
1) CANADA AND AMERICA SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSION XD
America: Dude! What happened to the modesty?
Awesome: *still upset* She probably faked it.
Duncan: I'm leaving. I don't like yaoi.
Morgan: *pushes the younger people towards him* Take them with you~!
Duncan: *muttering* Why are there even kids on this show? It's disturbing…
Chloe: Canada, America, KISS ALREADY!
*Canada and America kiss and it soon becomes veryintimate…*
Hungary: This is great!
Kitty: *smiling* Yeah!
Ireland: W-what happened to you going with Duncan?
Kitty: I got bored. Besides, this is great~!
Slovenia: *emo corner*
2) France and England make-out session~~~
France: Come here Angelterre~!
England: Get away from me you bloody frog!
Emily: *emo corner with Slovenia*
France: *grabs England and forces him to make-out*
Morgan: NO! The FrUK! It burns!
Helen: Really?
Kendra: *becoming a bit squeamish* Y-you guys can stop now…
England: *wipes mouth* That was disgusting you frog!
3) Prussia is to prove he is the most UNAWESOME country in the world AHHAHAHAHAHAH
Ireland: He breathes. Dare done.
Prussia: You stupid unawesome liar! *whacks Ireland on the head*
Moon: You hit a girl! Unawesome~!
Prussia: I-I did it for the dare! Yeah, the dare!
4) Okay, last one, Spain and Romano, run around the room in your underwear singing "I'm a Little Teapot"
Morgan: *holding back laughter* This gotta be good!
Romano: No.
Spain: Come on Roma~!
Romano: *head-butts Spain* No! I'm not going to embarrass myself!
Russia: So you take the punishment, da?
Romano: *grabs Morgan's arm and runs*
Morgan: Eep! Why are you taking me? I wanna stay!
Kk, that's it~~~
Malta: Good riddance! This got boring! *puts arms on Timothy's head*
Timothy: W-what are you doing?
Malta: Resting, what else?
Snakey: *pops up behind America, but stops when she sees he and Canada are still kissing*
Emily: Guys, you can stop now.
Canada: *breaks kiss and blushes*
Snakey: *still behind America* America just a head's up you are about to be betrayed by me an AMERICAN citizen. Hey can I pop in every once in a while? *looks at hosts (stupid Duncan!)
America: Ah! Don't do that!
Duncan: *shrugs* Why not?
Snakey: Yay! Who believes in ghosts?
Norway, Duncan, + England: *raise hands*
America: Ghost? Where? *hides*
Snakey: Finland, my family told me that Santa wasn't real how does that make you feel?
Finland: I'm right here… So I exist don't I?
Snakey: Belarus like I said before, get locked inside a missile proof box, inside a bullet proof box, inside an atomic submarine. This is done out of safety reasons for the next dare.
Belarus: Hmph!
Prussia: *walks in with a bandage around his hand* Daphne hurts…
Chloe: Are you ok? Let me help you~
Awesome: No! Let me help you~
Prussia: U-uh…
Snakey: Russia, I will become one with you now, da?
Russia: Da. *drags Snakey away*
Kitty: I'll read the rest of the dares~!
Prussia I don't mind you but... go and poke Switzerland.
Prussia: That's suicidal!
Argentina: Wimp.
Prussia: *pokes Switzerland*
Switzerland: *glare*
Snakey:*walks back out* England, go make me fish and chips with a cup of tea please.
England: *goes of to cook*
Snakey: Switzerland, sorry about the dare earlier, but go and shoot Justin Bieber please.
Switzerland: *goes off to kill JB (and escape the craziness)*
JB haters: YAY~!
Snakey: Well got to go cause' I'm really tired. Bye! *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Kendra: Smoke is a new thing for us…
Moon: Next is… Morgan-G-C. Is that our Morgan?
Duncan: She's Swiry592…
Moon: *sweatdrop* I knew that…
OH HEY THERE,
I got some truths and dares; well you probably knew that so onwards!
Dares~~~
England I dare you to kill flying mint bunny then revive it.
England: Why would I kill my friend?
Helen: He's not going to die! Permanently…
England: *(recullently) kills Flying Mint Bunny and brings him back to life*
Belarus I dare you to...not be obsessive over Russia for a week and act cute and nice to EVERYONE. (HUUURR)
Belarus: Fine… I mean… Ok~!
Em: That's sort of scary…
Kendra: That is very out of character.
India: A least she is not being crazy.
Japan I dare you to sing your favorite Vocaloid song.
Japan: T-there are too many I like…
Awesome: *holding back a laugh*
UHHH I AM RUNNING OUT OF DARES...
Ireland I dare you to say, "They're after me lucky charms 'cause they're magically delicious!"
Ireland: I. Hate. You. They're after me lucky charms 'cause they're magically delicious! Now go fuck yourself…
Denmark: Or she could stay here and we could go… You know…
Ireland: *blushing* W-what the hell you horny Nordic!
Brazil: But don't you like Denmark?
Ireland: SHUT UP!
Duncan: I don't get it…
Chloe: You might not want to.
Italy I dare you to look up the flying spaghetti monster.
Italy: *reading about spaghetti monster* Ve, this is weird…
Costa Rica: You're right.
Morgan: *comes back in dragging Romano* Don't drag me away again. So we're doing another review? CARRY ON!
THE GAME.
Heh.
Morgan: Damn it! I lost the game!
Helen: Me too… I really should quit. I lose all the time…
Duncan: What is the game?
Everyone: *stare*
I DARE EVERYONE TO EAT NOTHING BUT DIRT FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
Italy: No! My pasta! *sobs*
Russia: We will not do the dare, da? *creepy aura*
Everyone: *hides*
BROIDUNEVENKNOWANYMORE.
America I dare you to find out how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
America: A would chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck wood! HAHAHAHA! *hero laugh*
Morgan: *hi-fives America* Great response!
Sicily: Really? I didn't think so…
South Korea I dare you to keep on being awesome! And not to watch Korean dramas for a month.
South Korea: Awesome originated in Korea, da~ze! But why no dramas?
Lithuania, I dare you to stand up to Russia, but if he gets all scary and crap RUN AWAY.
Lithuania: Mr. Russia, I think you are-
Russia: Kolkolkol… *creepy aura*
Lithuania: Eep!
Poland: * steps in between the two* Lay a hand on Lithuania and your capital will be Warsaw.
LE TRUTHS AND STOOF~
Morgan, is it awesome to meet someone sharing your name? *cough LE ME cough*
Morgan: You have my name? *looks at username* Cool! You are the… fifth person I know with my name~
Kitty: Moon thought it was you reviewing.
Moon: KITTY!
Norway do you love Alexander Rybak?
Norway: Who?
America you know the movie Paul? Was it based off of Tony?
America: It wasn't. What's the movie about anyways?
Everyone: So you replied without even knowing anything…
Kitty: Oh! It's my turn~!
Emily: Hey, did you like the animal dare?
Kitty: Yes! I was a panther~! I have stuff to do... Romania, are you a vampire (traditional one), vampyre (House of Night vamps), or a vampire (gay, sparkles in sun)?
Romania: I'm not a vampire. Everyone thinks I am. It's getting annoying.
Kitty: Sorry. Hey, Costa Rica! Let's go dress up!
Costa Rica: Ok, how about after the show niña?
Kitty: Ok~! Russia… Hug?
Russia: Ok. *hugs Kitty*
America: Why are you hugging that commie bastard?
Siberia: Russia's not a communist country anymore. *creepy aura begins to appear*
Kitty: *gives France some 99% pure alcohol* Here's some water! *only a few people catch my eyes flashing blood red (no, England, Ireland and France didn't) *
Slovenia: Oh no…
France: Zank you, Mon Cherie! *drinks*
Kitty: Daddy, I found this bottle, but it looked like water, so I gave it to France! But, what does it say? *hands England the empty bottle of 99% alcohol*
England: Uh… water.
Kitty: Well, good night! *lays down on a bunch of blankets and falls asleep*
Emily: IT'S A NEW YEAR AND NEW ... uh... STUFF!
Timothy: *facepalm* My lady, did you forget to mention something?
Emily: ...NO!
Timothy: My lady had some hot chocolate. Careful everyo-
Emily: TIMOTHY! YOU CUTIE! *squeezes the air out of him*
Timothy: C-can't...b-b-brea-breathe!
Kendra: Where did she get the chocolate? I was right next to her the whole time…
Emily: SORRY~ Now, ENGLAND! *hugs and kisses him passionately*
Timothy: *trying to breathe* She...is going...to...freak out...when sh-she...realizes what she has done.
Emily: *GASP!* MY GOD! I JUST WITNESS MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG GET RAN OVER! OMG...there's like blood...OMG...It was a puppy! WHAT THE HELL? *starts crying*
Timothy: My lady, calm down. Don't cry!
Inu-kun: What happened?
Timothy: Sh-
Emily: PUPPY! *sniff* dead! *sniff* blood *sniff* on the *sniff* street.
Inu-kun: Oh dear. Well...I will be back *walks away*
Helen: What the hell is going on?
Timothy: Are you okay, my lady?
Emily: Y-yeah. *sniff* I didn't really know the doggy, but...I love animals so much! I can't believe I JUST WITNESS THAT! I'm a bit scared but...I'll try to calm down...ANYWAY *forces smile* Enough of that! Dares and Truths!
Moon: She's out of her chocolate rush…
Emily: Morgan, are you sure that Romano never cheats on you? Guys can be hard to trust *carefully eyes Romano*
Morgan: He better not… *threateningly holding a baseball bat*
Emily: Oh! And yeah! HOST! Yay! Canada, I want you to give America a good smack!
Canada: Ok… *hits America hard enough to knock him unconscious*
Everyone: O.O
Emily: Turkey. DIE! I hate you. GREECE! TURKEY HURT A KITTY~
Greece: *tries to kill Turkey* You shouldn't hurt cats…
Emily: Morgan...I have two little brothers and one ANNOYING little sister. I feel your pain! DUNCAN MUST SUFFER! Duncan. Turkey or France. Closet. Now! *shrugs* I could think of worst. But as much as you hate my siblings...I care for the idiots.
Morgan: *shoves Duncan in the closet with France*
Duncan: Ah! I don't want to get rapped! I'm too young!
France: You cannot rape ze willing!
Duncan: I'm not willing! I hate you! Come any closer and I will stab you with my army knife!
Morgan: W-wha-? I thought I grabbed his Swiss Army Knife… stupid Eskimo-ness for having multiple weapons…
Emily: Timothy!
Timothy: Yes?
Emily: Leave. Uh...I need my tea!
Timothy: Right way, my Lady!
Emily: So Malta. What if I tell you that I have to take Timothy away? He may have to live with my twin Emil. He needs him for house cleaning. If you want him to stay, he can. But if no, then he can go suffer with Emil! ^^
Timothy: I'm back.
Emily: Timothy, you remember Emil, right?
Timothy: U-um...you mean the one that hates my guts?
Emily: Yep!
Timothy: Y-yes. W-why would you...mention him? *shakes*
Emily: No reason~
Malta: You shouldn't make him leave to go to someone he hates. B-but I d-d-don't care… *does care if he leaves*
Emily: Russia, I have been thinking about becoming one with you. What do you say?
Russia: Ok. I don't mind, da!
Emily: Prussia! You need to find someone. Anyone, just find SOMEONE!
Prussia: *closes his eyes and puts his arm on Awesome* Now what?
Georgia: She means she wants you to… Never mind.
Emily: Romano, Morgan...would you let your kids get involve with yaoi?
Romano: No.
Morgan: Yes~! Of course!
Emily: CAN I TAKE THE KIDS TO THE PARK! Spain can be the adult supervisor! Plus Inu-kun wouldn't mind keeping an eye on us! *puppy eyes* PWEASE~
Em: You are crazy…
Helen: They can go, I guess.
Timothy: My lady?
Emily: Yeah?
Timothy: I forgot to tell you *whispers in Emily's ear*
Emily: ...O/O I-I DI-DID WHAT? *looks at England* O/O *hides behind Australia*
(**Note** All I have...oh answer to snakeyeslover2, I LOVE GHOST! Also, it really did scare me to see the doggy get ran over. I'm still kind of shaken up about it. GREAT WORK ON THIS!)
Morgan: What did Snakey ask you?
Chloe: *glaring at Awesome* Patty Potter-Pevensie left this comment;
... during the Friday lyrics...
I was singing Terry He's Harry Potter tribute version of it. XD
I'll probably review with some dares and truths when I get to the last chapter posted . :3
Love,
~Patteh
Em: That's nice… This last review is from EpicHetalia;
Dares
China and Russia, I would like a hug! And since Russia already has a bunch of fan-girls on him, I will give China a kiss on the forehead.
Russia +China: *hug Epic, while she kisses China on the forehead*
China: I'm glad I'm liked, aru!
And have you heard of those wife carrying contests? Well I dare the following to participate Finland and Sweden, Belgium and Spain, Lichtenstein and Switzerland, France and Ireland, Denmark and Norway, Italy and Germany, and last America and England.
Morgan: *looking it up* Finland, Estonia, really?
Kendra: What?
Morgan: Finland started the competition, but Estonia is better at it…
Ireland: Eww! My partner's France!
Norway: Well, I have Denmark…
Ireland: Want to trade?
Norway: France is worse.
Netherlands: *glares at Spain*
Moon: These must be a bunch of pairings she likes…
{one contest later *Finland and Sweden won*}
Ireland: *hitting France with her guitar* Pervert, pervert, PERVERT!
France: Zat hurts Mon Cherie!
Turkey carry Greece and run around yelling popcorn is magical for the rest of this episode. DO NOT REFUSE.
Greece: I can refuse though…
Awesome: Damn, a loophole…
Truths
Sealand, if you were to rule one of the countries for a day and make them be your slave while they wear a tutu, who would they be?
Sealand: It would be that British jerk England!
Germany, ADMIT YOU LOVE ITALY≈
Helen: Cool squiggly thing…
Germany: Italy is my friend, nothing more…
GerIta fans: BOO!
Morgan: Shoo! I don't like random people in here!
Also, Hungary, I love yaoi also!
Hungary: Yes! Another yaoi lover!
Sicily: The end?
Mr. Owen: Goodbye!
Happy New Year! Yes, this is officially the first post of 2012! Now, hopefully the world won't end…