"Looking forward to our next desert fight!"

I mulled over Edward's last few comments as I drove back home. He was probably having just as much trouble as I was. I , for one, would be ecstatic when the week was done. Three days down, four to go.

I got home in time to see Alice on Jasper's lap, talking to Tanya which reminded me, I had questions I needed answered. Before I could open my mouth, Alice spoke.

"Did you and Edward have another 'desert fight' at work?" Alice snickered.

I blushed crimson. I was pretty sure that was a rhetorical question.

"Or when she told him she wasn't wearing any underwear?" Tanya stated.

"She slurred it rather than told it. But, you totally were wearing underwear." Alice replied.

"Oh, how about when she told Edward to meet her in the bathroom in five minutes?" Tanya cut in.

I frowned. Edward didn't tell me that bit. To save me from further embarrassment, I'd assume.

" You have quite the imagination, Bella, I'll give you that. Who new you could talk so dirty?" Alice giggled. Jasper had been quiet. He wasn't laughing along with the others until Alice threw in that part.

"Honestly, the only thing funnier than you drunk was how Edward reacted when you were telling him all this. He was constantly running a hand threw his hair or pinching the bridge of his nose. I'm surprised he didn't take of your bathroom proposition." Jasper chuckled.

"Or the car proposition." Alice giggled.

"Or the closet proposition." Tanya added.

I groaned, and put my face in my hands. Thank god I heard this from them. I can see why Edward wouldn't want to repeat it... Anyways, I had matter to attend to. So I uncovered my face and took off my sunglasses.

"Why do I have this?" I asked pointing to my eye.

Alice and Tanya both gasped, then laughed for a long while before I interrupted.

"Cut it, hyenas. I want to know why I looked like I got my ass kicked."

Alice giggled a little before answering. "Well, we decided to take you home after you embarassed yourself for a while before proceeding to fall asleep on Edward's shoulder. He wanted to take you home and make sure you got to bed alright, but we were afraid that if you woke up you might rip his clothes off. So, He picked you up and put you in our car. You stayed asleep the whole ride home and we didn't want to wake you. So me and Tanya decided to try and carry you up..."

"Try?" I asked.

Tanya nodded. "We tried really hard. We only dropped you like five, maybe six times."
"Once we finally made it up to the room, We tried to place you up right so we could just push you onto the bed." Alice said, imitating a pushing motion.

"We probably should have suspected you would have fell down." Tanya said.

" So, you began to fall and I tried to catch you. And, in the process, kneeing you in the eye. "Alice finished.

"It didn't look bad once we finally got you into bed. You didn't even wake up." Tanya said.

I shook my head in disbelief. "That was one crazy night, wasn't it?"

Alice, Tanya, and Jasper just laughed. I couldn't help but join in. Yeah, I made a huge fool of myself but I probably had a good time doing it. I was used to be embarassed. This was nothing new.

My head was still pounding, but it had eased up a bit since this morning. Alice and Jasper left and Tanya headed out also.

I just made it to my room when my cell began to ring. I opened it without looking at the screen.

"Hello?"

"Hey." It was Edward's silky voice coming through the phone.

I smiled. "What's going on?"

"I was just about to ask you that."

"Well, nothing is going on here."

He chuckled. "How's the hangover."

"Better."

He chuckled again. "Did you find out what happened to your eye?"

I sighed. "Yes, Alice accidentally kneed me in the face."

"What?" He asked. Disbelief throughout his voice.

"Honestly, that's what happened. It's quite a long story that involved Alice and Tanya trying to carry me up to bed."

"I knew I should have went with them to make sure everything was alright."

I blushed. It was a good thing this was a phone conversation. "I don't blame them.." I mumbled.

"Why not?"

I sighed again. " You made it sound like I wasn't too bad, but as soon as I got home I was bombarded by Alice and Tanya."

There was a moment of silence before Edward spoke again. "I'm sorry. I didn't really think you'd want to know."

"Oh, I didn't. It was all against my will."

Edward laughed humorlessly. "Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. I was just wondering if you wanted to do something?"

"Maybe tomorrow. I really don't want to do anything today. Plus, I'd need Alice to see what she could make of my eye."I told him honestly.

"Alright, I'll call you tomorrow."

"Bye." I said and hung up the phone. I watched a little television before deciding to take a nap. To make up for my black eye, I wanted to wow Edward tomorrow on our date. I was going to do the unthinkable. I was going to ask Alice to take me shopping.