Hellooooo!
thanks to everyone and sorry for this huge late, but translating this always takes me soo long!
un-betaed and quickly re-read so, sowwy for mistakes (by the way, wherever in direct speeches I use complete forms such us 'do not ' 'cannot' 'would not' , it's intentional, okay? ^^ I like the Asgardian people to speak in such a elaborate way XD )
Have fun ^^
XI II: Weird coincidences, granted mess!
"Brother! I could not wait till sunset to come to see you, no, see you two again. Now my love for you is worth twice as much!" Thor declares, running inside the tower and gluing his lips to Loki.
"I'll pretend that you were not so damn sentimental! "Loki snaps away from him, pretending to be annoyed, because he will never admit it, but his brother's attitude doesn't bother him at all.
"Guess what? I did the test again this morning. And I'll reconfirm. I'm really pregnant, one hundred percent! " the brunet reiterates.
"It was enough to have the test yesterday! "Thor says, putting his dinner on the table.
"I know, but I'll tell you what... it is such a pleasant pastime!" The god of the Mischief shrugs.
"Loki! I guess that those devices have any purpose, save the fun!" The God of Thunder weakly protests.
"I know. And ' that I was bored! And in any case I could not do more, in the box there were only two tests and I do not suppose you do not want to buy some others for me." Loki figures out.
"You guess right! " Thor sentences impassive, crossing his arms over his chest. "Among other things, making that request has caused me considerable embarrassment, especially when the lady began to go into too many details... I do not know, for me one was as good as another! "
"But you've chosen well. You know, I read all the instructions better. This also gave you the possibility to calculate the exact time when conception occurred." Loki smiles, moving closer to his supper.
"Are you saying that you're really able to tell me when it happened? "Thor grows curios, sitting next to youngest.
"The night we returned from the wedding of your stupid friends. Do not you find it wonderful? "He continues, cutting his steak gracefully.
"Well, to be honest, I would have liked that it had occurred during one of our standard... quieter love sessions! " The oldest murmurs, in considerable embarrassment.
"To me it could not be better than that. That night had been special, this has made it even more special." the other reveals between mouthfuls.
"And then I was the sentimental, eh?" Thor makes fun of him.
"I'd like you did not try to make me choke with my own dinner! "Loki snaps, annoyed, amusing the blonde even more.
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"You did not tell anyone, did you?"Loki asks him at the end of the evening, as they exchange some carefree cuddling, lying in bed, but fully clothed.
"Without your consent? I could never do that. On the other hand, if you do not approve that I disclose the news of our relationship, I do not think that you will approve..." Thor figures out, before being interrupted.
"That's right, I will not, mainly because this is even more difficult to accept. Let's take our time, moreover, there is no possibility that someone may come to know, right? "Loki urges him, stroking his indomitable, long golden locks.
"You're right." The other smiles. "There would be only one outstanding issue." Thor whispers, teasing his side with a finger.
"What?" The brunet raises an eyebrow.
"We can't make love yet, right?" The blonde asks.
In response, Loki laughs.
"Of course we can, you idiot! Do you really think we could withstand nine months without doing it? "
Loki has just the time to say that, before finding himself on top of him, with a jump instantly.
"Yes, but easy, Thor, easy! And sweet. You know what sweet means? "Loki is recommended, a little suspicious.
"Yes, I know." His mate smiles at him and the kiss that he gives him right after they make every previous doubt fade away.
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Time passes by, without revealing their secret to anyone. It has become healthy routine : from one side Loki, which is divided between morning sickness, unfriendly mood swings, hormones in an uproar and hysteric attacks and on the other side Thor, which day by day turns more and more thoughtful, protective and helpful towards the one who is bringing their baby.
Truth must be said, the god of Chaos takes a little advantage of this powerful influence that he has on his beloved.
But there is one night that complicate Thor's life and it's not part of one of Loki's cunning plans, but is dictated by natural laws that respond to the name of ' cravings '.
And Loki realizes it, immediately after they have made love.
"I want French fries! " He exclaims peremptorily.
"Loki! But... I guess it's almost two o'clock in the morning!" Thor tries to reason with him.
"Do not you think I know that? The point is that I do not care. I want them! And I also want coffee. All together!" The brunet commands hysterically.
"But... you've never even tasted coffee so far!" The meticulous Thor points out, although he's already beginning to dress in a hurry.
Loki chuckles impertinent.
"And who told you that? Between my plans of conquest I had the time to try out some specialties of that Realm and I loved it! And now I want it, with the French fries! "He insists, in a tone that does not allow replies.
"Coffee and French fries? But it is the worst of combinations ever! "Thor mutters in disgust.
Loki glares at him glacially.
"I do what I... "
"What you want, I know. " The warrior anticipates him, snorting.
"No, what * she * wants! " The former wizard corrects him, pointing to his belly, that now at the end of the second month is beginning to get noticed.
Thor stares at him stunned, almost losing his balance.
"S-she? " He babbles in disbelief.
"Yes, I hadn't talked about it with you yet, because I still had some doubts, but now I'm utterly sure. It's a female. And I don't need any pathetic test. I just know. I can feel it. "Loki informs him, with a smile.
This is enough to convince Thor that, thanks to the fact that he owns the Tesseract, so he doesn't have to bother Heimdall every time, he needs to rush to Midgard.
And at that hateful time of the night Thor knows that only one man can help him and he knows where he can find him.
He arrives at Stark house and within a few minutes Jarvis is getting ready to do his duty.
"Sir, I believe it's important." The ' handyman - butler - assistant ' announces with his metallic voice.
Losing his dialectic battle against that jewel of technology, Tony reaches his unexpected guest at the lobby, dressed in an elegant gray silk pajamas with black stripes, with his shirt open, thinking of some kind of impending threat.
While Thor tries to explain the reasons of his visit, with soft footsteps of bare feet coming down the stairs, Steve goes down floor, rubbing his eyes.
"What's going on? It's 3:49 a.m. ..." The soldier mutters.
- Dammit, so it was later than two in the morning! – Thor figures out, while he feels increasingly uncomfortable, having the feeling of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, although the reason why is right.
However, the Asgardian can't help but observe bewildered Steve, since he's wearing only an AC / DC T-shirt... and nothing else.
Steve finally realizes that and blushes uncontrollably.
"It is not as it seems!" he cries alarmed, finding shield behind Tony, but then he thinks about what is wearing. "No, oh well, forget it, it *is* as it seems!" he gives in.
"So, god of Insomnia, would you mind to explain to me what you're doing at my house at 3:52? "Tony asks, eyeing one of the digital clocks in the room. "And anyway, you're a wonder with that T-shirt! " He winks towards Steve, who blushes even more.
"You're right. It's an unusual time... but I'm here because Loki is pregnant and has cravings, but I do not know where else I could find French fries and coffee." Thor confesses, talking as fast as possible.
Tony is so angry that he could begin to smoke at any moment.
"You, doped surfer, if you want to clean my fridge out a ) do it on a more acceptable time of the day and b) at least don't resort to such stupid excuses! "He says, appealing to all his self-control to maintain a semblance of calm.
But Thor's insistence doesn't allow him to do that for long.
"But it's the truth! " The divine warrior affirms again.
"By doing of spending so much time with him, now you become a liar like your brother! "The millionaire replies, pungently.
Now Thor is the one who must strive to remain calm and it'snot easy when you touch a point so crucial.
"Do not you dare!" The Asgardian growls.
"Jarvis, prepare my armor and, Thor, you'd better start to run! "Tony warns him, with a tone as glacial as his look, while he wears the special bracelets and walk towards the terrace.
"Let's talk about it... "Thor urges him, before shaking his hammer wildly and flying away cautiously.
"On 3:56 am I DON'T talk. I just and only attack! "Tony roars and chases him, jumping from the ledge and waiting for the armor to reach him.
Steve rushes to the ledge to see him go up, relieved that it went all for the best, because with that reckless man who now he finds himself engaged with he can't never be quiet.
"But Toooony! The fondue! " The soldiers whines, since they had very different plans for that night.
Tony kisses him before putting the mask on.
"Don't worry, little mouth made of roses, will not take me long! "He announces, before disappearing at supersonic speed.
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"Well, I've dented at least three-quarters of my armor, thus giving work to Jarvis for hours, but at least you earned your stupid prize!"Tony mutters, returning from their struggle, about twenty minutes later, battered, but more sedated, while pouring coffee into a tall, thermal glass which then he closes with a special plastic cover.
"Let's see it as a surplus of training, to keep us in shape! " Thor strikes back. He's also beaten in several places, but he has the satisfied air of one who knows that he won the fight.
Dummy, a mechanical arm that Tony is very fond of, finishes preparing the French fries that it puts it in a container capable of keeping the hot temperature.
"You got what you wanted. Now go back to your pregnant brother and go away, I have chores to attend that are much more pleasant! "Tony mutters, stripped of his armor with every step he takes, while he went upstairs, where someone waits impatiently to restart where they had left off.
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"Hello, there you go, long enough! "Loki mutters, while he's enjoying all happy his fries, with intervals in gulps of coffee.
Thor looks at him in disgust, while the youngest stares at him better.
"Why do you have a black eye? " He questions.
Thor tells him everything.
"Come here! " Loki invites him to sit beside the brunet, at the end of his report. The blond obeys and the God of Chaos does nothing but focus for a few seconds, then he brings a hand on the roughed up eye, giving Thor some relief through the cold he emits.
"Thank you. "Thor murmurs at the edge of emotion.
"Do not kid yourself. It's *she* who cares to make you feel better! " The brunet-haired reveals, crabby.
The blonde bends over his partner's belly, placing a light kiss over there. "So thanks to you, baby." He whispers.
This time it's Loki the touched one and he would like to seal the moment with a kiss, but Thor denies that to him, because, no matter how much he loves him, after what Loki has eaten and drunken is really impossible to kiss him.
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Two weeks from that happening, attending at another meeting of the Avengers, Thor joins the others when he realizes that there's no real meeting, but it's a little party in his honor, organized by a certain someone who is the king of parties.
"Given that in a few months you will be... well, you'll be fathers! "Tony announces, making a confused face about it. "Uncle Tony'd better immediately make that baby understand who she has to deal with! "He smiles. "And all the other guys who wanted to contribute in some way! "
"This will be very helpful to Loki, after all you've told me that he loves to read, right? "Natasha says, handing him a book titled ' What to Expect When You're Expecting ', with a radiant young pregnant woman on the cover.
"Uh, yes, I am sure he will find it very interesting!" Thor smiles, thanking her.
"This is from me, because it's good that babies learn from their early age how wonderful this sport is! "Clint says, handing Thor a small bow fitted with plastic arrows with rubber suction cup.
"I tried to make him desist!" The Russian spy adds, disconsolate, shaking her head.
"But why? I find it a perfect toy!" The sharpshooter insists.
"Thank goodness you have other qualities that are not your taste in choosing gifts!" The astonishing redhead girl winks sexily at Clint.
"This is not anything scientific, but when I was a child I spent so many hours of fun... even if now it would just put my rage on a strain! "Bruce mutters, handing him a plastic cube with a handle.
"If you keep turning it, suddenly a funny stuffed animal jumps out then you can push it back in the box!" The scientist explains.
"I'm sure she will appreciate it very much!" Thor smiles.
Steve gives him his gift without saying a word.
"Rogers! Oh, come on, a flag of America! Do you really think it looks like a gift suitable for a newborn baby?" Tony retorts.
"Well.. but it is rubberized and if you touch it, it sounds! " The blond justifies.
"As long as it doesn't play the anthem! "Clint makes fun of him, giving a high five to the millionaire in complicity.
"And this is from me!" Tony announces pompous Tony, carrying around a cart with a teddy bear that's taller than a meter.
"Simplicity always wins! " The millionaire smirks
"STARK "is the exasperated reaction of everyone.
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A little laboriously, after the last thanking , Thor manages to return to his kingdom with all that load of gifts. He can't wait to show them to Loki.
However, just as he walks towards the tower, his path crosses Frigga's, who is returning from a walk.
"My dear, what's all that stuff? " She approaches him curiously and then she analyzes the content better.
The conclusion that the Queen draws can be only one.
"So you also know about the baby's coming! " The Queen smiles cheerfully.
Thor almost makes all the gifts he's holding fall on the ground.
"Of course I do! It's our daughter! But... how do you know about that? " He mumbles confused.
Never confused as his mother.
"Ou- our daughter? " She repeats, shocked.
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TBC
So, how messy can Thor be? XD
Yes, I can't believe it but I made also the Avengers appear.. I hope it was not a disaster XD
I'll wait for your opinions, whatever they may be, in the meantime I'll hide XD
I can only tell you that the next chapter will be sooooo important for Loki ^ ^
kisses to all +...
HAPPY NEW YEAR! 333