Mizu: Again, I could not resist this one. Just be thankful that I didn't drag it all for as long as I could have. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, the all of these excuses would probably have been used sometime or other in the series as comic relieve scenes. And Kakashi would hunt me down and kill me for what I've done to him.
Excuse # 21- Bedroom
"Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked as they walked into their sensei's home, "You here?"
"Oh come on, sensei," Sakura sighed, "This isn't funny anymore. We've searching for you all over town. If you don't want to go on the mission, take it up with Tsunade-shissou but don't take it out on us."
"Yeah, you aren't the one that gets hit by Tsunade baa-chan every time we show up late," Naruto whimpered, "Wonder where he is."
"Let's check the bedroom," Sakura sighed, quickly walking into said room, "…Wh-What the?"
"Don't. Say. A. Word," Kakashi growled from on the bed.
"Did you find him Saku-" Naruto started to ask as he looked into the bedroom.
"I swear if you say one word, Naruto, I'm going to personally see to it that Tsunade-sama finds out about your learning Jiriaya-sama's pervy techniques," Kakashi warned.
Not that Naruto heard him. Both he and Sakura were frozen in their places in the doorway, forced to keep seeing the sight in front of them. On the bed laid their sensei who had been tied to the bed and left with nothing but a mask on and a towel to cover his lower body. While Kakashi glared at them, Naruto took a shaky step back. In a flash, Naruto was out of the house and racing to Tsunade's office to explain why they had yet to show up. Meanwhile, Sakura just fainted.
"Just great…Naruto! Get your butt back here and untie me this instant!" Kakashi roared, struggling so hard that he actually broke one of the ropes, "Oh. Never mind."
Mizu: *hiding at an unknown location* I just want to let you all know that if Kakashi does not find me, I promise to bring out the big guns next chapter and right probably one of the most hilarious excuses yet. Remember that I love all reviews and suggestions. I do need some suggestions on excuses I haven't used cause after the next chapter, I'll be all out. Ciao for now~!