Bickslow
*Still recovering from his laughter from Chapter 7*
"Ahahaha….. ha…. ha…"
What is it now? Me and Laxus? Don't make me laugh. You guys must be foolish if you think Laxus and I are ever going to hook up. And that's just plain gross. Who would want to see two guys being in a relationship when they're clearly teammates? Not me. I just want to vomit thinking about this. Just sayin, I thought it was funny when you guys put me with Ever, but me with Laxus, nobody's laughing. Somebody is wantin to kiiillll. I'm pretty sure you guys know who this somebody is…..
*Spies a green-haired male in the distance…*
Signing out,
Bickslow
…
Authors,
Though I have worshiped Laxus-sama for years, there's a slight problem that arise last year…
I'm sure that the demon girl and Freed can continue in my place. Actually...I don't think the demon girl can complete against our very own….yeah… that.
Now that that's settled, let's get back to the important business, such as why you guys didn't take my suggestion from the last letter.
Maybe I should make this more clear.
*Shifts her glasses*
I thought we were in an agreement, but here's the thing.
My beauty will disappear one day, so the sooner the better.
I have suggested this to Master, but he doesn't seem pleased with this development...
*The rest of the letter was linking us to her clothing category*
*Which would get us copyrighted...so we left that part out*
~Ever
…
I believe the authors have forgotten two very important details. I was the first one moved by Laxus-sama's demanding demeanor and found the others to form a team.
And the other two have problems so their relationships with Laxus-sama~~ would never come true.
Evergreen with her new love interest, Elfman. And Bickslow...with his right hand.
I have say this before, and I will say it again. Laxus-sama~ is mine.
LAXUS-SAMA~~ IS FOREVER MINE!
*Believe it or not, but this letter is from Freed…*
I have a same feeling that my letters are getting repetitive so...hey…how's everyone?
…
Seriously.
I am appalled.
After all this time, you guys still write this nonsense like you guys are making money off of this.
You can say I've had enough of this website for 3 reasons:
1. These stories are trash.
2. Pairing me with everyone in the guild. Even with the Raijinshū. That's low.
3. This stuff that you guys write will never happen. Harsh. Truth.
So you guys need to get a move on with life and just stop. Nobody is going to get a kick out of these nonsense. So just stop.
Laxus