High School AU. And it's in Europe since they use €s. But don't get stuck on that, minor detail, really.

"I'll take a Big Mac with Coke. Teme, what'll you have?"

Boys had gone to McDonalds. After standing ten minutes in line, it was their turn and Naruto had said he would pay this time, so he was the one doing the orders.

"I'll just take an original burger and a coffee."

"A burger and coffee."

"Right. Anything else?"

"Nope, that's all."

"It'll be 12,49€... Thank you. Welcome again."

"Thanks. Bye."

"Let's sit on the sofas?"

"Sure."

They walked on the side of the bar where there were those horrible red leather sofas and sat on them, both on their own side.

"Did you have biology today, teme?"

"Yeah. I swear that creepy teacher's gonna rape someone someday."

"I bet he's already done that... You should stay as far away from him as possible."

"Don't you have Orochimaru teaching biology too?"

"Yeah, but my ass doesn't scream 'place a dick here'."

"..."

"What? Your butt's totally hot!"

"Yeah, yell that a little louder will ya?"

"Naah, everyone here with eyes knows that already."

"Whatever... What did your dad say about your math grade?"

"...I don't wanna talk about it..."

"Hah. Do you still think studying for it would've been a total waste of time?"

"Noooo... Shut up, I got it already. Fuck, they yelled at me for two hours for it."

"Wha, you told your mom too?"

"Dad called her..."

"Ouch."

"Stop smirking, this isn't funny!"

"I think it's pretty hilarious."

"Yeah, I guess you're not even bothered that I can't see you for the whole two weeks while I'm grounded?"

"Naah, I think I'll survive. Don't you think they meant you should come straight home after school too?"

"I don't care what they meant. I'll just say our football practice took longer than usual."

"You don't play football."

"Well duh, they don't have to know that."

"Usuratonkachi..."

"Here're your burgers." One of the workers said and placed the plate on their table.

"Thanks. I'm starving!"

After the boy clearly not happy to be serving teenagers left, Sasuke continued. "Besides, I think it'll be you who'll miss me and my ass that screams 'place a dick here'."

"...We meet at school everyday, right? Let's just do it in a-"

"No. It's your own fault anyways, so deal with it."

"Meanie... Fine, no matter how much you'll beg, I still won't fuck you at school!"

"Please, even you don't believe that."

"T-teme! I was serious!"

"Yeah right. Just eat Dobe."

"I'm right, and you're wrong! Believe it!"

"...Why am I even dating you...?"

"That's easy, it's because you love me and couldn't survive a week without me."

"We just agreed that I can easily survive two weeks without you."

"No we didn't, and I'll prove it! You DO need me."

"Hah, you're so desperate you don't even know it."

"What's so bad about liking sex?"

"I didn't say there's anything wrong with liking it, you're just addicted."

"To your ass?"

"...You don't have to be so blunt, you know. I'm trying to eat here."

"...I wish I could eat your ass..."

"NARUTO!"

"Does this place have a bathroom?"

"Say that again and I'm out of here."

"Okay, okay! I was kidding... Almost."

"...I'll see you tomorrow."

"Wha-Hey Teme, wait! Wait for meeee!"

I love those sofas.

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