Don't own South Park or Bewitched...
Craig's POV:
As I was walking down the street that night I could feel a vibe of total emptiness, South Park is like a ghost town after midnight everyone is safe in their homes and here I am walking over to Eric Cartman's house.. I tell ya I must be mad, anyone else would give that fat jerk a piece of their mind but sadly I'm not one of those confrontational people...
As I approached the Cartman house I could tell that this was gonna be one of those crazy nights that you try your best to forget... The door was wide open and I could hear said Fatass and Butters screaming at each other trying to resolve the crazy situation that they had both found themselves in.. As soon as I entered the house you could see a dead girl lying on the floor... It looked as though somebody had clubbed her over the head, just another example of why if you mess with Cartman you could end up bleeding out in his lounge...
"God damn it Butters! I told you we weren't exclusive and you fucking killed her! I mean your crazy! I need to be organised but this is chaos!" Cartman complained, Butters had broken down into a pool of tears, he was holding a brass candle holder that was still covered in the fresh blood of the girl lying on the floor... She was still bleeding profusely and Cartman's living room was starting to look like the set of an Eli Roth movie... Suddenly the girl stirred on the floor.. "KILL HER BUTTERS! SHE'LL HAND US IN!" Cartman roared... And just like that Butters madly brought the candle holder down on the girls head... They started to come out of their murderous frenzy when they saw me... "Ahh Craig your just in time.." Cartman muttered.. He didn't seem to care one bit that some young girl was dead on his floor.. I couldn't help but vomit, I'd never seen anything so violent and against nature in my whole life...
"Damn Butters you one ice cold motherfucker.." Cartman giggled, the afformentioned blonde was slumped over the dead body the look on his face that of someone who was in a state that was so euphoric they would find it very difficult to come back down... "Well your mine Eric... And any girl who stands in my way will end up like that.." Butters muttered ominously...
This is the same kid who was considered the biggest wuss in South Park, well I guess he proved us all wrong because now he had blood on his hands...
Cartman was struggling to formulate a plan in his mind.. I mean it's not every day you have to dispose of a human body.. Mind you Cartman has had to have killed at least 40 people by now so he's surely the expert... "Okay you guys.. I'm gonna cut this bitch up then we bury her in Stark's Pond.." Cartman wheezed, he sat down to try and regain his composure...
"Cartman I can't do this..." I heard myself saying... This situation was just way too fucked up for me to deal with.. No way am I putting some innocent girl under the ice...
"Well gee Craig if me and Eric have got this right.. We texted you, we can prove you were involved... I mean gosh darn it we should work together.." Butters growled, the blood dripping down his face... Shit when Cartman fucks him off he is gonna have a serious wake up call... I was starting to sense the danger, both of them were armed; drunk and completely out of control... Suddenly Cartman produced a 9mm handgun.. "Yeah I think Butters is right.. Well we could report you or well you could end up at Stark's buried with this bitch..." Cartman threatened... He was waving the gun in my face as though he was the most powerful person in the entire world...
"Now Craig.. Sit the fuck down and dont do anything stupid... MOM! MOM! GET DOWN HERE!" Cartman ordered... Suddenly Lianne Cartman came running into the lounge wielding a chainsaw.. You can't be fucking serious? Surely theres a better mother-son activity than cutting up carcasses? Mrs Cartman started to cut the girl into numerous pieces, blood was covering the entire room now... Cartman helped his mother to get all the pieces into trash bags... "Poopsikins you deal with that dirty hooker while Mommy cleans the house.." Mrs Cartman muttered, she was starting to dis-infect everything... Cartman suggested that me and Butters help him carry the bags...
It was a long walk to Stark's Pond, Butters was constantly freaking out saying to Cartman that if he got caught we were both going down with him.. Cartman as always was in control of the situation though.. It was quite disgusting watching them embrace, knowing that evil, deception and deviancy was the only thing holding the unlikely pair together... As we reached Stark's Pond the fog hung low in the air... It was as though we were the only three people left on the planet... And just like that Cartman very un-ritualisticly threw the bags into the pond...
Just like that; that girl's life thrown away as though it was a food stamp or a single note of paper money... Wow how the hell Cartman can just get away with this shit I don't know...
"Okay Craig now you get your reward... Butters strip.." Cartman ordered, suddenly Butters got completely naked... Wait is he being fucking serious?
Some girl is just dead and now they want to repay me for my help with a sexual favour? Wow these two are completely mad... I mean insanity runs in both their families but holy shit this just takes the biscuit...
"Come on Craig... I can suck your dick real fine.." Butters flirted, those big blue eyes undressing me metaphorically...
No way I aint getting more involved in this shit than I have to... "Sorry guys but the two of you will just have to exchange bodily fluids with each other..." I replied plainly...
"Ohh I'm sorry Craig did I ask you? No I told you.. Fuck Butters or I swear to God I'll make life real difficult for you two... Besides if you think I give a shit I don't... Eric Cartman dont do monogamy..." Cartman growled, he was obviously real displeased I showed no sexual attraction for his plaything...
Butters was nowhere near my type though, I'm not like Cartman I dont need to pretend a dude is a chick because I have a real fucked up idea of myself... I looked at the two of them and the madness in their eyes was plain to see... Suddenly Butters put his hands down my pants and I guess all logic and reason just left my head... I saw Cartman stick his hands down his pants watching the whole scene unfold... "You're gonna show me a real good time right?" Butters purred... Cartman just looked really turned on watching his bit on the side getting the business... When he put my dick in his mouth I saw stars... Cartman was starting to jerk himself off at a greater speed, obviously real turned on by the voyeuristic nature of the situation...
"Butters let Craig plow you... Don't disobey me bitch I'm God!" Cartman demanded... I was too caught up in the whole situation to think let alone protest... Suddenly Butters leaned over the rock next to the tree... I was too caught up in the situation to pull out of it now... "God damn it fuck him I said!" Cartman demanded... So that's what I did.. I entered the tiny blonde underneath me and for the next half an hour we rutted like beasts.. All under the watchfull perverted eyes of Eric Cartman...
Butters was making the same sort of noises the big black girls make in porn movies.. He was coming out with some of the most lewd disgusting things I have ever heard..
I mean sure when me and Tweek do it we exchange a few dirty words, but Butters sounded like a filthy prostitute which was ironic seeing as that is just what he's become...
"That's right fuck me! Ohh!" He moaned, Cartman was laughing an insane laugh.. He had came ages ago but he was still watching me plow the underweight blonde beneath me... Something snapped me out of my haze though, the thought of Tweek sat at home... Just imagining his face in my mind send me over the edge.. I emptied myself in Cartman's newest venture and sat down in the snow... Butters was still moaning like a classless sex crazed hoe... "Get your damn clothes on Butters.. Shit your worse than my mom!" Cartman complained.. "Gee Eric! I'm kinda all done over..." Butters replied simply.. These two shared some really strange conversations... I was now starting to regret what I'd done...
"So I trust you'll be keeping your mouth shut then?" Cartman asked in his usual evil tone of voice.. I just nodded my head, I wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible.. I wanted to get the scent of the Stotch boy off my skin.. I wanted to see Tweek.. Damn what have I done? I've fallen into the same trap Cartman fell into. Sure Cartman's the antagonist but I think Butters has proved he can be twice as evil when the situation arises...
I just wanted to get out of there so I started walking, I walked for what seemed like hours.. I didn't go back to Tweek's at first.. I just roamed around town seeing what I could see...
I sat outside Jim's Drugs and just observed everything in my peripheral vision.. I couldn't get the image of me inside Butters out of my head...
It was so different to how Tweek did it... Tweek just kinda took what he got, but Butters well it was obvious to see that Butters would do anything for 20 minutes of dick.. I mean he's fucking Eric Cartman for the sake of it so that just says volumes... I mean I never thought someone as shy and harmless as Butters would be a slut.. Or let alone join forces with Eric Cartman and not 1 hour ago bludgeon an innocent woman to death...
I just sat there looking at the night sky.. What can I say about Butters? He evaporated into my skin soaked through my veins flowed through my blood intoxicating me with his sick fascination and complete reliance upon Cartman.. I made a huge fucking mistake man.. Not just because of Tweek I mean like morally... I mean I just made love to someone who cracked an innocent girl's skull into a million pieces... I need to stop smoking weed so regularly.. It really impares my decision making i'll give it that...
As I got back to Tweek's house him and Tavian were still deep in conversation.. I let them both know that I was going to bed.. The night was just way too crazy to be doing with staying up and stuff like that.. I just wanted to shower, sleep and relax...
When I woke in the morning I saw Tweek lying next to me, aah one of the best sights in the world that... I just watched him sleeping, that crazy towheaded hair was all over the place, the dark circles firmly visible... I wouldn't trade this in for a million dollars.. I must be a fucking idiot honestly.. I mean Cartman wanted this to happen.. This is surely gonna keep him going all week, knowing I'm having this internal battle.. I decided to leave a note on Tweek's bedside table and go home.. I feel far too guilty to face him right now...
Mom and Dad were both completely wasted so I spent most of the day talking to my sister Ruby, eventually though even she got bored of my company and said her and her friends were gonna watch some live televised Justin Bieber concert or some dumb shit like that... So I decided to go and see Kenny... We exchanged our pleasantries and for the rest of the afternoon we smoked the sensimilia and talked about random shit.. It was all going real well.. Until Leopold 'Butters' Stotch turned up... Seems Cartman has a thing for weed now...
Kenny is obviously gonna be Cartman's number one customer, no one likes sleazy easy cheap sex like Kenny McCormick.. I mean I'm suprised he hasn't wrote the book on it...
He took Butters in the other room and I could hear the animalistic panting, only reminding me of my sin.. Surely within a few weeks these two are gonna start blackmailing people...
Butters demanded 5 grams of weed and just like that he was gone, struglling to walk straight after the seeing to Kenny gave him.. Damn that kid is gonna look back one day and regret all this shit... Mind you following Cartman's path I doubt he'll make it to 21... Fucking hell with the same sort of mental patterns as Cartman i'll be suprised if the hatred doesnt consume them before then...
"Wow in all fairness to Cartman he knows how to run a business." Kenny giggled, he was never in a better mood than after a sleazy sexual encounter. I didn't even voice my opinions because only the other night I was balls deep inside said blonde... In the end the awkwardness of the situation quenched whatever conversation we were having and I decided to leave... I left $25 for Kenny to pay for the weed.. Unlike Butters i'd rather come up with the money... Having sex with Kenny was really rolling the dice because he has had sex with thousands of different people..
I walked around town for a while, in the end I sat on top of the hill directly overlooking the centre of South Park.. As I sat there I thought about my life.. My hopes, my fears, my dreams..
Sadness and darkness are natural soulmates... I was starting to think about the sort of darkness that had enveloped Cartman and Butters...
All I knew for sure was they were both heading down a path that one could not simply choose to opt out of.. They had set their fates in motion...
One does not create darkness, it has to be manifested by a certain idea.. A certain phrase of mind...
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I can feel the darkness that hangs over this town..
Anyone can feel the dark atmosphere of this town you just gotta open your eyes and your heart and it soon becomes as noticeable as your own heartbeat...
I can't talk to nobody, I feel like nobody understands, Tweek is the only person who really understands but with my latest misfortune I feel as though I've hurt him in a way I cant comprehend...
Craig you really fucked up this time buddy... Cartman will pay.. I just hope to God sooner or later Butters comes to his senses.. I just think it's far too late for him now..
A:N/ Craig screwed Butters? Damn is Cartman manipulative or what? Will Tweek forgive Craig? Find out next time hunii's
Lots of love for my fans,
Sally xo