zFasie: I don't have anything to say for this one, except follow the rules. Yep, that's it. Just follow the rules.
Disclaimer: I don't own Black Cat or Doctor's Handy Dandy Rule Book for Every Occasion.
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Doctor cleared his throat and opened his doctor's bag. "Sven has asked me to gather all of you here to read you the rules of the castle." He nodded and pulled out his handy dandy rule book for every occasion. Placing his hand upon his face, he began to read.
"Rule number one. No girls are allowed in the castle."
Charden nudged Creed in the side with his elbow. "Get out, Creed."
"But I own the castle!" he protested. He looked at Doctor. Doctor nodded and pulled out a pencil and scribbled in his book. No girls, except Creed, are allowed in the castle.
He continued. "Rule number two. No gum, pop, candy, food, or fat people."
Train stood up and raised his hand.
"Yes, Train?"
"Then why is Sven in here?" He pointed his finger down at Sven, then poked him in his belly.
Sven giggled like Charden would have.
Doctor glared at Sven. "Go on a diet, Sven."
He frowned.
"Okay, continuing on," Doctor sighed. He turned the page in his book. "Rule number three-"
"Doctor, Doctor!"
Doctor grumbled. "Charden, if you are going to say something retarded, I swear Imma hurt someone."
"Do you still love me?"
Doctor frowned and slammed his book shut. He threw it at Charden, and his hat sucked it up. Doctor swore.
Charden giggled as his hat started to talk.
"Bad Doctor," the hat scolded. "It clearly states in rule number three that profane language will not be tolerated. Creed, dispose of this rule-breaker!"
Creed saluted the hat, grabbed the screaming Doctor, and marched out of the room.
Train, Sven, Charden, and Charden's hat all sat quietly listening to Doctor's screams, some loud banging noises, and Creed's laughter.
Creed walked back into the room and clapped his hands together in a job well done. He was smiling, which made the Castle residents even more nervous. He sat down next to Sven and started to chuckle. Sven scooted away.
"Go on with the rules please."
Charden nodded, and crossed one leg over the other, folded his hands in his lap and looked up to his hat and made kissy faces at it.
The hat giggled and started to speak. "Rule number four. No peeing on the curtains."
Train frowned and crossed his arms. "Since when is THAT a rule?" he said angrily.
Charden's hat looked down at Charden. "Since this dope couldn't find the bathroom."
Charden sank down in his seat, though it didn't help much. "Sorry," he muttered, biting the tips of his fingers.
"Rule number five." The hat looked at Train. "If you think you are going to get lost while roaming the Castle, do not leave bread crumbs or any other crumbling food on the floor to find your way back."
Train turned away and mumbled something about a stupid hat and how Sven didn't have anymore maps.
"I heard that."
Train stuck out his tongue at the hat. The hat quivered.
"Ooooh," Charden said, looking at the hat still. "You made it angry. You better run."
"Pscht. What's a hat going to do me?"
The hat jumped onto Train's head and sucked him up.
"Bye Train!" Creed said, and waved.
Charden put the hat back on his head and giggled. "So who wants to go pee on the curtains?"
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Fasie: Hope you enjoyed that! Those were the rules of the Castle, the ones you have to follow, or else face the wrath of Creed and Charden's Hat.